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This Tattoo Artist Can’t Draw And That’s Precisely Why Her Clients Choose Her (30 New Pics)
When you decide to get a tattoo, choosing the right artist is nearly as important as picking the design and spot. I mean, if someone is to ink you they better have the experience and skill required to produce something nothing short of amazing, right? After all, this is going to be on your body forever. Well, experience, yes, but skill? Not necessarily. Helen Fernandes isn't good at drawing but people are still lining up to get her tattoos. And they're so bad, they're good.
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The Brazilian founded her own tattoo shop, Malfeitona, in her native city of Salvador de Bahia, and has already gained a sort of a cult following for what she calls her tatuagens peba, which literally translates into "trash tattoos." With over 57K Instagram followers and regularly uploaded pics of happy customers enjoying their new designs, it's perfectly clear why her unique style is so popular. It's genuine.
Fernandes has been inking people for about three years, but she's been in the game way longer. She's also a visual artist. "I started to draw because my parents were taking me to the church 3 times a week," she told Bored Panda. "To keep me quiet, they would give me a pen and some paper. But I kept drawing because I liked it."
"I was never into realism," she said. "Drawing was just something I really enjoyed doing. It made others happy and it made me happy. It still does. However, I never thought I could be an artist. By specialty, I'm a mechanical engineer. I got my degree in December 2016 and had been attending a post-graduate course on materials engineering at the Federal University of Bahia until last year. But recently I switched to being a researcher, studying the relation between tattoo and Instagram. I am, however, interested in other fields as well. I'm also a digital influencer and I give art classes (mostly on “how to find your own style”), and work as an illustrator."
"Parallel to my "official" activities, I've been involved in art all of my life. And I've always drawn stuff that's funny, cute, unrealistic, and doesn't follow the "technical" rules of the craft. My works have appeared on my friends' mugs, bags, t-shirts, even zines and comic books. I've even sold them to those who wanted to buy them. I've also painted walls and made flyers for concerts, parties, and other events. And I've performed some nail art on myself and my close friends." Helen also loves customizing her personal belongings. From pencils to t-shirts, she draws on everything.
"Once upon a time in 2014, I drew a bat to Matheus, a very close person of mine. It had pointy teeth, and Matheus liked it so much, he asked me to tattoo it on him. We planned everything out and I did it. He's a great pushy person that has always believed in me. Later, a my other close friend wanted to get a tattoo of a cat I had drawn. And another friend asked for a dinosaur standing on a planet. I didn't charge them for it since I had no experience. It was just a friend thing (but following all of the safety requirements)."
Can someone please explain this to me? I feel like I’ve seen it somewhere......
"I created the @malfeitona Instagram account in 2017. In Portuguese, malfeitona means 'badly done.' The title makes it very clear what it's all about. People who weren't my friends started asking me for tattoos, so I charged them a bit to cover material costs. Later, friends of these people started contacting me as well, including other tattoo artists that liked my ideas and were giving me tips while I was working on them. This taught me a lot and I eventually I got my own studio. I stopped bringing strangers to my house and wrapping my entire room in plastic." More customers have been appearing and this is where the artist is at now.
"I have other work as well, so I don't tattoo every week. In some cases I might not pick up the needle for an entire month. But when booking is open and I'm up for it, I can produce 30 a week, especially if I go to Sao Paulo (i live in Salvador but I do tours)."
"I adapt my prices to the area I'm working in. In Brazil, the average tattoo costs about R$400 ($100). Of course, it depends on how much color and detail a particular design has. And if I went to the States, I would have to figure out how much tattoo artists charge their costumers there before setting my own price as well."
"I think people like my style because of how cute and funny it is. But it's a number of things. People don't just like my designs, they also like my pictures, captions and stories on Instagram. Stories that explain my tattoos and help them relate to them. A tattoo is something very personal and I try to make the entire experience of getting it as nice as possible. I spend as much time on my customers as they need, we talk and develop ideas together. Also, I have a very clear political position and use social media to spread it. Brazil is currently in a very complicated political situation."
Also, Helen will be visiting Mexico in April and would love to talk to some local tattoo artists, so if you're inking people in Mexico, feel free to contact her!
Well, as an artist I wouldn't actually say that she can't draw, I think that she has a weird but original style and I can see why people want a tatoo by her. I wouldn't to that to my skin (maybe a little one because some looks funny) but hey, you do what you want! Maybe they're better for a child show or to print on some fabric or use them for stuffed animals. For sure I wouldn't call them ugly. Like the first one, is wonderful :D
'scuse me? I've seen some pretty bad tattoos and those are not among them. Yes, she's got a quirky, unique style which is not suitable for everyone, but she DOES have talent.
Some of these are kind of cute, but most of them just look terrible. Other than to be edgy why would you get intentionally bad tattoos?
These are actually really cute, and a lot better than some of those tattoos that end up looking terrible.unintentionally.
Most of these are not "bad" they're just a style! Personally, I think most of them are very cute!
I didn't look at all of them, there'S just too many, but I find most of the top ones quite adorable. It'S high time, that there are some tattoos that aren't so mega serious.
I have one like this since 2014. My mom drew a lil' sketch she called "the king of chicks", and I instantly fell in love with it. Very childish like, like the ones above, extremely simple but so full of life!!!! 😍 Asked her immediately to tattoo it on me. She had never tattooed before and we got her the material and she tattooed me. She's always been on the artsy side, and even if it's super simple I loooove this tattoo.
Hah! So many of you guys hate these but I love them. If I ever got a tattoo, I'd want one of these quirky little things. They're adorable...but then...I kinda don't like tattoos soooo - It's an aesthetic thing.
I love every one of them I wish I had could get one but I have 13 and I am running out of skin
I don't consider any of these bad at all. Yes, they are unique, but that isn't a bad thing. Especially not for a tattoo artist. If people didn't want to be unique, they wouldn't get tattoos in the first place.
In remaining true to her self and her art, she discovered her own style and how sweet it is! Not stylist perfect, but wonderful! She isn’t claiming to be fantastic, or the best, but herself! I think this explains wonderfully, why her class she teaches is popular! She has her own style and flair, and it’s imperfectly, perfect!
Her stuff is original, funny and sometimes even witty--unlike the pretentious rubbish so often seen, which resemble the kitschy "murals" people used to paint on their vans in the 1970s.
Damn straight I'd let her go to town on me. But I also have a sexy Paula Deen in the shape of a stick of butter on my forearm so yeah.
Your body, your temple. Sometimes this temple can be a mess. =)
This woman is brilliant, I would love to get another tattoo from her, not that my first two were from her but another from her would be PERFECT!
Still better artwork than I am capable of. I can't even draw stick figures right!
Holy s**t these are all ugly, what kind of idiot puts this s**t into their skin? You gotta be r******d or have a really low self esteem to draw this s**t into yourself permanently. F*****g stupid and ugly as s**t.
the art itself is hilarious, but her linework and shading is not good. the idea of the tattoos are excellent, but their quality is awful.
It's not that she can't draw, it's that she has a very simplistic, cartoony style. She definitely can draw, and I love it.
I love these! She can draw. Look she has drawn pictures. Art is an expression and in the eye of the beholder
For me it's just her style. Take a look at some of the lines she draw, they are pretty well made. Really liked her work, so weird and unique!
She provides tattoos that have personal meaning and won't be seen on everyone else.
I think they are charming! So much originality and makes you smile - unlike the more "sophisticated" tats that have become SOOOOO ho-hum and run-of-the-mill that they kind of blend into one huge homogenous "hipster" mess. So great to see something fresh!
"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up." Pablo Picasso
I think she should be selling her PAINTINGS! Get a Studio, even IF that ain't your thang, it'll preserve your GENIUS for future generations. who would benefit greatly from your obviously unique point of view! Imagine if Picasso, Degas, Cezanne and Beard had all merely been "tattoo artist"
This person is popular because she inks people with badly drawn tattoos that will take a multitude of painful laser therapy sessions that will empty your bank account
Is it me or she's getting better at it? She's gonna lose her talent that way...
Good style, but needs to polish it a notch. The tatooing skills really need to be improved. The "Dark Side of the Moon" is a good example of it...
They really are atrociously awful ... when I got my tats I always considered how I'd feel about them as an old man and each one (of 5) has a really special meaning, so I've never regretted any of them
Unbelievable. I can't believe she sold thirty or more and I can't believe I was expected to look at them all. (I didn't.)
These... are so beyond terrible. What kind of moron pays good money to have this kind of s**t permanently inked on their bodies? Idiocracy come to life, I swear.
I'm old enough to remember when the only people with tattoos were convicts or those in the military. Usually the military types were drunk at the time the tattooing was done and they often regretted it later on. Because of this stereotype, employers are often hesitant to hire those with tattoos. If I were an employer, I would not have a problem hiring someone with these tattoos. These are cute, not scary like the old school tattoos often are. When I think of old school tattoos, I think of the one that my Uncle Larry had. He had a naked woman in a champagne glass tattooed on his upper arm when he was in the Navy. Larry's Navy career didn't last long, but that naked woman in the champagne glass was there forever. If Larry were still around today, he'd be advised to get rid of this tattoo, or at least keep it covered up. The world has changed so much!
I dont care that they are werido drawings thats all good, but it's the fact the tattooing itself is bad makes it worse, poor line work etc, if that is your style thats a s**t style!! quirky drawings are cool not bad execution
Well, as an artist I wouldn't actually say that she can't draw, I think that she has a weird but original style and I can see why people want a tatoo by her. I wouldn't to that to my skin (maybe a little one because some looks funny) but hey, you do what you want! Maybe they're better for a child show or to print on some fabric or use them for stuffed animals. For sure I wouldn't call them ugly. Like the first one, is wonderful :D
'scuse me? I've seen some pretty bad tattoos and those are not among them. Yes, she's got a quirky, unique style which is not suitable for everyone, but she DOES have talent.
Some of these are kind of cute, but most of them just look terrible. Other than to be edgy why would you get intentionally bad tattoos?
These are actually really cute, and a lot better than some of those tattoos that end up looking terrible.unintentionally.
Most of these are not "bad" they're just a style! Personally, I think most of them are very cute!
I didn't look at all of them, there'S just too many, but I find most of the top ones quite adorable. It'S high time, that there are some tattoos that aren't so mega serious.
I have one like this since 2014. My mom drew a lil' sketch she called "the king of chicks", and I instantly fell in love with it. Very childish like, like the ones above, extremely simple but so full of life!!!! 😍 Asked her immediately to tattoo it on me. She had never tattooed before and we got her the material and she tattooed me. She's always been on the artsy side, and even if it's super simple I loooove this tattoo.
Hah! So many of you guys hate these but I love them. If I ever got a tattoo, I'd want one of these quirky little things. They're adorable...but then...I kinda don't like tattoos soooo - It's an aesthetic thing.
I love every one of them I wish I had could get one but I have 13 and I am running out of skin
I don't consider any of these bad at all. Yes, they are unique, but that isn't a bad thing. Especially not for a tattoo artist. If people didn't want to be unique, they wouldn't get tattoos in the first place.
In remaining true to her self and her art, she discovered her own style and how sweet it is! Not stylist perfect, but wonderful! She isn’t claiming to be fantastic, or the best, but herself! I think this explains wonderfully, why her class she teaches is popular! She has her own style and flair, and it’s imperfectly, perfect!
Her stuff is original, funny and sometimes even witty--unlike the pretentious rubbish so often seen, which resemble the kitschy "murals" people used to paint on their vans in the 1970s.
Damn straight I'd let her go to town on me. But I also have a sexy Paula Deen in the shape of a stick of butter on my forearm so yeah.
Your body, your temple. Sometimes this temple can be a mess. =)
This woman is brilliant, I would love to get another tattoo from her, not that my first two were from her but another from her would be PERFECT!
Still better artwork than I am capable of. I can't even draw stick figures right!
Holy s**t these are all ugly, what kind of idiot puts this s**t into their skin? You gotta be r******d or have a really low self esteem to draw this s**t into yourself permanently. F*****g stupid and ugly as s**t.
the art itself is hilarious, but her linework and shading is not good. the idea of the tattoos are excellent, but their quality is awful.
It's not that she can't draw, it's that she has a very simplistic, cartoony style. She definitely can draw, and I love it.
I love these! She can draw. Look she has drawn pictures. Art is an expression and in the eye of the beholder
For me it's just her style. Take a look at some of the lines she draw, they are pretty well made. Really liked her work, so weird and unique!
She provides tattoos that have personal meaning and won't be seen on everyone else.
I think they are charming! So much originality and makes you smile - unlike the more "sophisticated" tats that have become SOOOOO ho-hum and run-of-the-mill that they kind of blend into one huge homogenous "hipster" mess. So great to see something fresh!
"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up." Pablo Picasso
I think she should be selling her PAINTINGS! Get a Studio, even IF that ain't your thang, it'll preserve your GENIUS for future generations. who would benefit greatly from your obviously unique point of view! Imagine if Picasso, Degas, Cezanne and Beard had all merely been "tattoo artist"
This person is popular because she inks people with badly drawn tattoos that will take a multitude of painful laser therapy sessions that will empty your bank account
Is it me or she's getting better at it? She's gonna lose her talent that way...
Good style, but needs to polish it a notch. The tatooing skills really need to be improved. The "Dark Side of the Moon" is a good example of it...
They really are atrociously awful ... when I got my tats I always considered how I'd feel about them as an old man and each one (of 5) has a really special meaning, so I've never regretted any of them
Unbelievable. I can't believe she sold thirty or more and I can't believe I was expected to look at them all. (I didn't.)
These... are so beyond terrible. What kind of moron pays good money to have this kind of s**t permanently inked on their bodies? Idiocracy come to life, I swear.
I'm old enough to remember when the only people with tattoos were convicts or those in the military. Usually the military types were drunk at the time the tattooing was done and they often regretted it later on. Because of this stereotype, employers are often hesitant to hire those with tattoos. If I were an employer, I would not have a problem hiring someone with these tattoos. These are cute, not scary like the old school tattoos often are. When I think of old school tattoos, I think of the one that my Uncle Larry had. He had a naked woman in a champagne glass tattooed on his upper arm when he was in the Navy. Larry's Navy career didn't last long, but that naked woman in the champagne glass was there forever. If Larry were still around today, he'd be advised to get rid of this tattoo, or at least keep it covered up. The world has changed so much!
I dont care that they are werido drawings thats all good, but it's the fact the tattooing itself is bad makes it worse, poor line work etc, if that is your style thats a s**t style!! quirky drawings are cool not bad execution