Is it a baby? Is it a sausage roll? Who knows. Either way, it's far too scary to risk giving it your tit!

Congratulations, it's a... a... it's a worm ?

Didn't saint nick become santa claus? I guess this explains how that fat old man can squeeze into millions of chimneys in one night...

He can’t eat that boneless chicken leg at that age.

It's a caterpillar!!

Drink the milk baby burrito slug.

an actual WTF!!

DRINK it you sucker!! No Mom your tilts are weirder than f**k

If I had drawn that, I wouldn't put my name on it either!

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Whoever painted this had never seen a baby but also had never seen a boob.

I wouldn't want milk from a titty that look like that...

Hilarious if you are about 12

A baby baguette

I am sure someone already mentioned this, however Doesn't the baby bare a most STRIKING resemblance to Nicolas freaking Cage?!?!? I'm dying over here.. ALVA! get my milk!!

That is NOT how breasts work at all!

This baby is clearly still in the larval stage. You can't feed them milk till they pupate!

i just LOVE the opening on the nipple

You my friend are one sick puppy not the piece of art.

Also ugly breast and nipple. I presume he didn't earn a living doing art.

IT'S A BAGUETTE!

Prince Randian

The guy who drew this obviously has never seen a boob before.

The mom and the son both look so serious!

Miss, your baby has been stuck in your baguette.

Blanket training?

ROTF...(y'all know the rest)

Nice boob

That is some serious swaddling! Baby Nicholas looks like he just wants to get free of that blanky!

Her face be like well that's a fail

and the duck face was born :)

I was a caesarean baby too! All I can say is....oh my gaawww...

"another painting? please mom, i'm booooored!! "

Wait... Is that a magnifying glass she's holding to his baby junk? I am deeply confused.

Oh my... The woman's face isn't half bad, but what the hell happened with that thing on her shoulder?

How can a child face be that perverse??

Why is the little man pushing on her face?

Hey, any parent of a little boy will tell you - it happens. Sometimes there just isn't any other option! ;)

Chucky!!!!

*record scratch, freeze frame* yup that's me. you're probably wondering how I got in this situation.

The cow is rolling its eyes like WTF is that

*derp intensifies* no choild. stahp. yuo doing meh a concern. no heckin bamboozle.

My oh My! at first I thought they were just painting his nails which is strange because that would mean that he has three feet. I need more sleep..

Why? In sincerely ask, why?

They do work like that, if you twist hard enough.

"My lord, it's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare. And may I say King Leonidas, you legs are so smooth."

i guess her boob job went wrong

Looks like a little merman... or those paper thingies people put on turkey legs. Just looked it up: turkey booties or turkey frills. Okay.

Well, dont laugh so hard. people posting on social media look the same or worse than these demonic babies if not for the Photoshop . Yes, you too

Man, the artists had good drugs back then.

.....with a creepy old man in the background 😁 😁

At medicine faculty, our professor told us about unintended depicting of different diseases on rennaisance and baroq paintworks. This is Klippel-Feil syndrome.

Cupid is stupid.

Back off! This thing fires 150 rounds a minute!!