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When talking about architecture, there's a fine line between creative and ridiculous. Bold and funny. Tasteful and appalling. And when a project crosses it, people often notice. And shame it.

Ugly Dutch Houses is an Instagram account that does just that. Radiating a similar vibe as its Irish and Belgian "cousins", this online project shares photos of structures that it believes to deserve the demolition crane. Or at least a good makeover.

And it's quite thirsty, too. "I will look for you, I will find you and I will post you," the bio of the Insta says. Liam Neeson approves!

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This House Could Appear On Your Geometry Test

This House Could Appear On Your Geometry Test

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An Co
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would totally BUY that house. Seems great. Elevated so no flood risk. Concrete so it is 'green' (no air leakage). Easy to describe to the pizza guy.

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Preparing a piece about a Facebook group dedicated to architecture shaming, my colleague Jonas spoke about what separates good and bad design, the need to democratize the access to quirky private property designs, as well as about the roles that architecture plays with an expert in the field from Sweden who has a background in urban planning. 

The urban planner explained to Bored Panda that while public spaces must meet safety and accessibility standards, aesthetic standards can be much more fluid for buildings.

"Most of the time, the elements of the built environment should be in harmony amidst each other and with the surroundings. However, sometimes, something bolder and out-of-the-box might form an engaging contrast," she said. However, the expert added that, in her personal opinion, our built environments have to engage us, as well as stimulate our minds and senses. In fact, she believes that architecture’s ability to make us think is one of its most powerful aspects.

Which, you have to admit, these Dutch houses accomplish with ease.

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When Your Architect Wants 'To Try Something New'

When Your Architect Wants 'To Try Something New'

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I'm Not Feeling Very Well Today....

I'm Not Feeling Very Well Today....

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“There are circumstances where the architecture should create a sense of calmness and safety, yet there are instances in which it is not bad if the architecture provokes us and makes us think, ‘Why don't I like the look of this building?’”

The urban planner said that we should give people the freedom to express themselves as they wish when it comes to designing their private property. As long as they have the means, nearly everything is allowed, in her opinion. Just like we're allowed to have an opinion on their 'experiments' too!

#5

The Pope's Ugly Dutch Vacation Home

The Pope's Ugly Dutch Vacation Home

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It's Very Hot In Holland So It's An Appropiate Time To Post An Ugly Dutch House On Water!

It's Very Hot In Holland So It's An Appropiate Time To Post An Ugly Dutch House On Water!

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The Architect Dropped A Cube Of Green Soap And Suddenly He Had A Vision

The Architect Dropped A Cube Of Green Soap And Suddenly He Had A Vision

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Malka de Lange
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is naar my house and I've always been so curious about it. All the other houses around it are the regular style you'd expect here. This one sure stands out

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“Quirky architecture comes from our innate desire to demonstrate our [own] uniqueness. However, not everyone who has the means has an average taste for aesthetics. Yet, as long as it is for the people who inhabit or use their private space, I mean why not?” she told Bored Panda that as long as you’re not actively harming anyone else with how bad your designs are, you should be able to be as unique as you want. Even if it falls short of objective aesthetic standards.

#8

When Your Architect Wasn't As Sharp As He Used To Be When Finishing The Construction Plans

When Your Architect Wasn't As Sharp As He Used To Be When Finishing The Construction Plans

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Yes, This Is A House. Yes, People Actually Live Here And Yes, The Windows Weren't Even Placed Symmetrically

Yes, This Is A House. Yes, People Actually Live Here And Yes, The Windows Weren't Even Placed Symmetrically

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Error 404: Windows Not Found

Error 404: Windows Not Found

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#13

If You Think This Is Complex Then Wait Until You Hear Their Alarm Code

If You Think This Is Complex Then Wait Until You Hear Their Alarm Code

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I might like that place. Okay, I might like it from the inside...

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#16

The Color Red Is Often Associated With The Word 'Stop'... I Rest My Case

The Color Red Is Often Associated With The Word 'Stop'... I Rest My Case

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If You Go Through The Front Door, You'll Meet Bowser

If You Go Through The Front Door, You'll Meet Bowser

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Yoinks!
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure I'd ever go through that door. Are those bricks actually collapsing, or is it just a 'clever' effect?

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When You Decide Last Minute That You Don't Want Your House Shaped Like A Triangle

When You Decide Last Minute That You Don't Want Your House Shaped Like A Triangle

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keepgoing
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This could have been done afterwards. Many people add a dormer roof/window for more space,

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#21

@uglybelgianhouses We've Got Them Too!

@uglybelgianhouses We've Got Them Too!

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The Roof Is Taking Off

The Roof Is Taking Off

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#23

If You Look Very Carefully You'll See Something Which Somewhat Looks Like A House

If You Look Very Carefully You'll See Something Which Somewhat Looks Like A House

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Ozymandias73
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leaves on the roof? No Problem. Standing water on the roof? No problem. Santa? Possible problems. :\

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#24

Hey So Did You Hear About This Neighbourhood Called New-Caïro In Amsterdam?

Hey So Did You Hear About This Neighbourhood Called New-Caïro In Amsterdam?

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Danny Boy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, I know what you're thinking, but this idea is fresh... it rhymes with Wall Goof

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#26

I Just Feel Sorry For The Postman

I Just Feel Sorry For The Postman

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are rules and regulations for the placement of the letterbox in the house. The dimensions of the slot of the letterbox must be at least 265 x 32 millimeters and it must be at least 600mm above the ground. Failing to comply will result in refusal to deliver the mail.

Riley Quinn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A. Why isn't the post box closer to the curb for the postal worker? B. WTF is going on with that roof? C. And the windows are too small.

classbag
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why? They have the money to build this terrible house and the confidence to not care what anybody thinks. I doubt they need our pity lol.

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#27

Even The Quality Of This Picture Is Ugly

Even The Quality Of This Picture Is Ugly

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#29

Taking The "I'm Glad To Have A Roof Above My Head" Phrase A Bit Too Literal

Taking The "I'm Glad To Have A Roof Above My Head" Phrase A Bit Too Literal

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#30

I Like The Fact That Straw Burns Really Good

I Like The Fact That Straw Burns Really Good

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Caro Caro
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thatched roofs have been used for centuries and not only in the Netherlands. They insulate the house really well. You pay a bit more insurance though because of fire risk. Not straw but thatch.

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#31

Hundertwasser?

Hundertwasser?

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Bender, Is That You?

Bender, Is That You?

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Anna Snorrepot
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is an historic architecture way which makes edgepoints in an urban setting recognizable and makes for friendly neighbourhoods. It looks like a face though :D

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#33

Noah Decided To Have An Arc Built On Land

Noah Decided To Have An Arc Built On Land

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Caro Caro
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would live in a house like this. It is a "wink" to the traditional type of small farm houses. And again a thatched roof, nice and toasty.

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You Know How Theme Parks Sometimes Have Hotels? This Could Be One, Except The (Ugly) Truth Is That This Is Standing Right In The Middle Of A Dutch City

You Know How Theme Parks Sometimes Have Hotels? This Could Be One, Except The (Ugly) Truth Is That This Is Standing Right In The Middle Of A Dutch City

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Two Ugly Dutch Pyramid Houses Connected. Why? Because Fuck You That's Why

Two Ugly Dutch Pyramid Houses Connected. Why? Because Fuck You That's Why

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Consider Your Shapes

Consider Your Shapes

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#37

Gravity Works In Mysterious Ways

Gravity Works In Mysterious Ways

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Ugly Dutch Houses

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s a giant stapler! The hanging chair thing even looks like a staple.

#39

So What Came First, The Bottom Modern Villa Or The Traditional House On Top?

So What Came First, The Bottom Modern Villa Or The Traditional House On Top?

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#40

After Her Encounter With The Wolf, Little Red Riding Hood Commissioned An Architect To Build Her This Safe House

After Her Encounter With The Wolf, Little Red Riding Hood Commissioned An Architect To Build Her This Safe House

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#41

This House Seems To Be Screaming And We Can All See Why

This House Seems To Be Screaming And We Can All See Why

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#44

If The Green Parts Would Melt In The Summer It Wouldn't Be So Ugly

If The Green Parts Would Melt In The Summer It Wouldn't Be So Ugly

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#45

Everything's Gone Green

Everything's Gone Green

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When the council tells you that you can't paint your door and windows pink.

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#47

When Your House Tries His Best To Blind In With Its Surroundings (Yet Fails Miserably)

When Your House Tries His Best To Blind In With Its Surroundings (Yet Fails Miserably)

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Jasmine
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a green screen house. You can insert any house you like!

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#48

There Is A Very Fine Line Between Ugly And Depressing

There Is A Very Fine Line Between Ugly And Depressing

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Dutchies: Taking The Pyramid-Shaped Houses To The Next Level

Dutchies: Taking The Pyramid-Shaped Houses To The Next Level

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Less (Windows) Is More

Less (Windows) Is More

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#52

This House Is Certainly Not A Difficult Task For Santa

This House Is Certainly Not A Difficult Task For Santa

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#53

Feeling A Little Blue When Seeing This...

Feeling A Little Blue When Seeing This...

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Whawhawhatsis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The color is nice, but again, where are the windows? Do Dutch people like to grope around their homes in the dark?

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#54

These People Requested A House Annex That Would Last Through The Zombie Apocalypse. #uglydutchannexes

These People Requested A House Annex That Would Last Through The Zombie Apocalypse. #uglydutchannexes

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That's The Tallest Chimney I Have Ever Seen (@uglybelgianhouses)

That's The Tallest Chimney I Have Ever Seen (@uglybelgianhouses)

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Yoinks!
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We all live in a yellow atrocity, a yellow atrocity, yellow atrocity...

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#56

Adding Primary Colors Certainly Didn't Help

Adding Primary Colors Certainly Didn't Help

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#57

So Simple, Yet So Wrong

So Simple, Yet So Wrong

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Universal Toaster Goddess
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To me the worst part about this is that the point of the roof doesn’t match up with the pole, so close and yet so far

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Somewhat Reminiscent Of Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc...

Somewhat Reminiscent Of Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc...

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You Have To Start Somewhere, Unfortunately I Have To Start With This

You Have To Start Somewhere, Unfortunately I Have To Start With This

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When Your House Just Doesn't Give A S**t About Its Surroundings

When Your House Just Doesn't Give A S**t About Its Surroundings

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I See A Lot Of Doors But Where Are The Actual Houses?

I See A Lot Of Doors But Where Are The Actual Houses?

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Each door is a separate house. Just look at the numbering. Right is nr.4, left is nr.13.

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#62

Where Architecture Ends And Weird Begins

Where Architecture Ends And Weird Begins

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Whawhawhatsis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whatever it is, it's not nearly as bad as most of the houses on here.

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Today I Have Something Very Special: The Former Ugly Dutch House Of Afrojack

Today I Have Something Very Special: The Former Ugly Dutch House Of Afrojack

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Wonderful
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like a slightly open dresser drawer. Someone needs to knit a giant sock hanging off the side.

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Hey Dude, There Is A Door On Your Door

Hey Dude, There Is A Door On Your Door

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Ann Dennis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the builder ordered two doors by mistake, and being as it was a clearance sale, he couldn't return one...so he used both.

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Spot The Asymmetry

Spot The Asymmetry

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I Don't Even Know What To Say About This One

I Don't Even Know What To Say About This One

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