Progressing through your life, from young to old and wise, changes your perspective on many things. And ugly Christmas sweaters also share this same fluent progression of perspective. If at first, they seem like the nastiest garment anyone could have thought of, sometime later, they start to grow on you. Reaching your twenties, these ugly sweaters start to look kinda funny, kinda cute, and you enthusiastically, yet ironically choose one for the annual party. Ten years pass, and you can no longer envision Christmas day without wearing one. Come your forties, and a sudden realization that you own a whole collection of these puppies is in sight. But, whether you are just a fledgling sweater wearer or a seasoned pro, we bet that you either will want to add some of the cardigans from our list to your collection or, at least, wear them ironically.
This list that you’re about to see will give you some pretty awesome ugly Christmas sweater ideas. First, there are elaborate handmade monstrosities, such as Rudolph doing a very technicolor yawn or exposing parts of your body as if to allude they are a component of a Christmas elf behind. Then there are the storebought goodies - Dwight as Rudolph, Rudolph as Dwight, Dwight as Dwight, and Rudolph as a sweater. Even if you’re not into Dwight, your choices will be aplenty, catering to the needs of even the most connoisseuring connoisseurs there are. If you’re one of them, then why not borrow the idea of turning yourself into a human Christmas tree or wear your grandma’s hand-knitted, vintage TV table cover that you’ve embellished with your own hands? Wear it ironically, of course.
Hopefully, your interest is growing with each sentence, and now you’re pretty anxious to check out the sweater gallery below. And good for you! These ugly Christmas sweaters are going to be worth your while and might even make your day just a tiny bit merrier. So, sleigh down below to the hilarious photos and vote for the funny sweaters that you might wear yourself! Don’t forget to share this article with your friends, as they might also want to look at these jolly good ideas.
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My Ugly Christmas Sweater Work Party Is Today. Think I'll Win?
My Boss And I Had An Ugly Sweater Competition
My 11-Year-Old Son's Home-Made Ugly Christmas Sweater
The Dangling Sleeves On This T-Rex Christmas Sweater
Christmas Tree Ugly Christmas Sweater
Parents Haven't Noticed My Christmas Sweater Yet
My Friend Just Plain Gets How To Do Ugly Sweater Parties
Rudolph Ugly Christmas Sweater
This is f*cing awesome. Aaannnd now I have Macklemore stuck in my head.
Yeah walk into the club like what up I got a big c**k, naw just pumped I bought some s**t from the thrift shop
Load More Replies...I am the great cornholio I need tp for my bunghole!
Christmas Sweater Day At My School. This Kid Made My Day
This. No
I Didn’t Have An Ugly Christmas Sweater For The Party, So I Made One
Mom Bought Me This Christmas Sweater... I Can't Even...
My Cousin's Ugly Christmas Sweater
Christmas Sweater
Collection Of Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Needless To Say I Won The Ugly Xmas Sweater Contest. Saint Nic Cage - My Masterpiece
This Person Took Things To The Next Level And Attached A Whole Working Train Set And Christmas Village To Her Sweater
Merry Christmas Everyone
Last Minute Ugly Christmas Sweater Creation For Office Party
Ugly Christmas Sweater Winner
What Do You Think Of My Christmas Sweater?
The idea that Jesus would wear a cross necklace is the most ridiculously hilarious thing about this sweater.
My Workplace Is Having A Christmas Sweater Competition On Friday. Here's What I'm Bringing To The Table
I Present To You... This Year's Christmas Sweater
Merry Christmas To You All Out There From The Both Of Us Today! Hahaha. Enjoy The Time With The Family And Cherish Every Moment
Smileeeeeeee
This Ugly Christmas Sweater I Made Out Of Mini Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Ugliest Christmas Sweater I've Seen This Year
My In-Laws Know How To Ugly Sweater Party As Well
Catch And Release, But Probably The Funniest Ugly Christmas Sweater I’ve Seen
Pouch To Hold Her Beer
Ugly Xmas Sweatshirt Selfie
Happy Holidays To You And Yours! Thank You Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit For This Special Christmas Gift!
This Is My Entry For The Ugly Christmas Sweater Contest: Naughty Santa
Señor Navidad
Microsoft’s Ugly Christmas Sweater Is Windows XP This Year. It Even Comes In A Softwear Box
If I Was Santa, I Would Call The Police On This Sweater
I like it but if he pulled me over I'd be a little scared and demand to see a badge.
A Black Cat On A Christmas Sweater. That's Probably A Bad Luck
I'm not normally one to laugh at animals being fictionally harmed, but the outline of the electrocuted cat is pretty great (from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation in case anyone isn't familiar).
Ugly Christmas Sweater Made Of Nightmares
Average-Looking Dudes Never Get Their Christmas Selfies To The FP! Me
We Made Ugly Christmas Sweaters Last Weekend, And I'm Pretty Proud Of Mine
When I was a student nurse one of my classmates had one that said, “Deck the Hall with Beta Blockers, OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL”
Pretty sure only medical people will get this. For those who don't know all Beta Blocker medications have a name that ends in "olol"
Load More Replies...Funny thing is, I live in Brazil and had no idea that whas a thing. It's summer here during christmas!
The problem is, it's so hot it's almost impossible to comfortably wear a sweater anywhere near me... it was 85 degrees today. We're going to have to climate adjust to ugly tee shirt contests.
Sweatshirts (pullovers) are not sweaters (knitted jumpers). They are automatically disqualified from ugly sweater contests (even if they have faux knitting in their inked on print :P) XD
But if it’s not a contest and that’s all you have, go for it. Sadly, the only ugly Christmas top we own is one of those bright green hoodies with the Grinch’s face all over it. It works.
Load More Replies...When I was a student nurse one of my classmates had one that said, “Deck the Hall with Beta Blockers, OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL”
Pretty sure only medical people will get this. For those who don't know all Beta Blocker medications have a name that ends in "olol"
Load More Replies...Funny thing is, I live in Brazil and had no idea that whas a thing. It's summer here during christmas!
The problem is, it's so hot it's almost impossible to comfortably wear a sweater anywhere near me... it was 85 degrees today. We're going to have to climate adjust to ugly tee shirt contests.
Sweatshirts (pullovers) are not sweaters (knitted jumpers). They are automatically disqualified from ugly sweater contests (even if they have faux knitting in their inked on print :P) XD
But if it’s not a contest and that’s all you have, go for it. Sadly, the only ugly Christmas top we own is one of those bright green hoodies with the Grinch’s face all over it. It works.
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