Belgian Guy Documents Ugly Houses He Sees And They’re So Bad, It’s Hilarious (45 New Pics)
Disclaimer: I love Belgium. I love its vast fields, pleasant parks, and deep forests. I love its awesome playgrounds, playful ducks, and friendly people. I love its architecture, cozy buildings, and impressive castles. Having lived there for three years, during which I attended the Brussels American School (hi to all of my classmates; go Brigands!), I have a deep and nostalgic appreciation for the country. It’s the place that turned me into who I am today and the country where I learned my very first words in English.
So you can bet your bottom dollar that I turned my full attention to Hannes Coudenys when I heard that he posts pictures of ‘ugly’ Belgian houses on the internet. Now, Coudenys and I disagree about Belgian architecture: what he calls ‘ugly,’ I find to be ‘quaint.’ However, nobody can deny that he finds very intriguing examples of Belgian architecture.
Scroll down, upvote your fave ‘ugly’ buildings, and share them with your friends and family. Be sure to let us know in the comments if you’re on my or Coudenys’ side when it comes to Belgian buildings. Beautiful or horrifying? That’s for you to decide. After you’re done with this list, check out Bored Panda’s previous article about Coudenys and ‘ugly’ (aka misunderstood) Belgian houses.
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In an interview, Coudenys told Bored Panda that his project is ‘loved’ and he joked that it has turned into a kind of a ‘cult.’ “We all love to hate ugly Belgian houses,” he said, drawing attention to the fact that “Poland has terrible architecture, as a lot of people have let me see.”
However, not all is grim in Coudenys’ world. He noted that there are examples of good architecture in Belgium: “I like the work of Gijs van Vaerenbergh, Vens-Vanbelle, De Vylder Vinck Taillieu, Vincent van Duysen.”
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Coudenys’ hobby has grown into a phenomenon: he has more than 104,000 followers on Facebook and 76,800 fans on Instagram.
In a previous interview, Coudenys told Bored Panda that some Belgians have a peculiar understanding of what constitutes good architecture: "Normally, if you like architecture you like good houses, but in Belgium, there’s a lot of ugly architecture. So I started taking pictures of it.”
"Because regulations are quite liberal and we love to design our own quirky dreamhouse," Coudenys explained. He added that lots of home-owners were angry that their houses were being mocked online.
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“I received emails from lawyers and eventually gave in, stopping the blog altogether. I can understand the negative reactions in a way... It's the house of their dreams and I am demolishing it!" the Belgian revealed.
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Coudenys isn’t the only critic of Belgium’s architecture. According to Culture Trip, if you’re in Belgium and want to see the country’s ugliest buildings, you would do well to visit the Ghent Market Hall, the Wiels Museum in Brussels, and the Tour Paradis in Liège.
Also be sure to see the ‘Book Tower’ in Gent, Leuven’s Sint-Maartensdal Towers, the seat of the Humanist Democratic Center in Brussels, the Radisson Blu Astrid Hotel in Antwerp, and The Water Tower in Ghent. Even I have to say that a few of these buildings make my inner artist cringe.
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Fun fact: till the end of the second world war you had to pay taxes acording to the number of windows and doors your house had (pretty common in Europe). With bricked off windows as a result.
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We have some of these here sometimes, it has water pipes inside that absorb solar radiation to heat your floors or whatever.
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None of the neighbors were surprised to learn that John was a serial killer....
or any where in a two block radius for that matter.
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The Guy is doing a television show where he goes to the houses he photographed and say Sorry to the owners. It's great!
I love how he's genuinely sorry he hurt their feelings. But doesn't change his mind about the way he thinks about their homes. And he's right.
Load More Replies...I think the guy posting these has a too wide definition of ugly. Nearly half of these are pretty cool (or at least normal-looking).
Belgium has a notorious rep for tasteless architecture. The thing is, it's a lot of faux historical building styles and al mixed up with very dull basic buildings. And usually together it looks like a huge mess. Sorry neighbors. It does...
Load More Replies...You can live in these fairly comfortably it looks like. Unusual isn't the same as ugly. Ugly is some broken down tenement. Looks like a first world problem.
Bizarre looking but so much more interesting than all the houses in the neighborhood looking exactly alike
Upon reflection on how to prevent this sort of thing from continuing I suggest that all architects and contractors HAVE to post their name on the corner of the house for a specified number of years. Knowing that they will be affiliated with some gawd awful designs they will refuse to design and build them... problem solved! You are welcome.
Its all so dark and gloomy and I feel like pulling my elbows closer to my body.
Re; #38 Why does my comment not appear? I posted again and they let me know it posted twice, but it still doesn't show up. I commented 'Pun intended?' -maybe they haven't figured it out yet?
I feel like this whole article sums up the entire concept of the EU perfectly: a mishmash of ideas and cultures that don't really fit together, look ugly next to one another, don't actually have anything in common, and don't even function in any practical way as a single unit......but you know we'll be damned if we take any of it down to start over, or to fix it because it took us so long to get us this far as it is.
Thank God for building codes and design requirements! What an ugly place to live.
Well got to say being from BE myself, we have a certain freedom to built our houses how we like. A Belgian is born with a brick in his stomach is the saying here. :) There are ugly houses, but there are also very beautiful houses too. Maybe we should start making photo's about those..... :)
The Guy is doing a television show where he goes to the houses he photographed and say Sorry to the owners. It's great!
I love how he's genuinely sorry he hurt their feelings. But doesn't change his mind about the way he thinks about their homes. And he's right.
Load More Replies...I think the guy posting these has a too wide definition of ugly. Nearly half of these are pretty cool (or at least normal-looking).
Belgium has a notorious rep for tasteless architecture. The thing is, it's a lot of faux historical building styles and al mixed up with very dull basic buildings. And usually together it looks like a huge mess. Sorry neighbors. It does...
Load More Replies...You can live in these fairly comfortably it looks like. Unusual isn't the same as ugly. Ugly is some broken down tenement. Looks like a first world problem.
Bizarre looking but so much more interesting than all the houses in the neighborhood looking exactly alike
Upon reflection on how to prevent this sort of thing from continuing I suggest that all architects and contractors HAVE to post their name on the corner of the house for a specified number of years. Knowing that they will be affiliated with some gawd awful designs they will refuse to design and build them... problem solved! You are welcome.
Its all so dark and gloomy and I feel like pulling my elbows closer to my body.
Re; #38 Why does my comment not appear? I posted again and they let me know it posted twice, but it still doesn't show up. I commented 'Pun intended?' -maybe they haven't figured it out yet?
I feel like this whole article sums up the entire concept of the EU perfectly: a mishmash of ideas and cultures that don't really fit together, look ugly next to one another, don't actually have anything in common, and don't even function in any practical way as a single unit......but you know we'll be damned if we take any of it down to start over, or to fix it because it took us so long to get us this far as it is.
Thank God for building codes and design requirements! What an ugly place to live.
Well got to say being from BE myself, we have a certain freedom to built our houses how we like. A Belgian is born with a brick in his stomach is the saying here. :) There are ugly houses, but there are also very beautiful houses too. Maybe we should start making photo's about those..... :)