Disclaimer: I love Belgium. I love its vast fields, pleasant parks, and deep forests. I love its awesome playgrounds, playful ducks, and friendly people. I love its architecture, cozy buildings, and impressive castles. Having lived there for three years, during which I attended the Brussels American School (hi to all of my classmates; go Brigands!), I have a deep and nostalgic appreciation for the country. It’s the place that turned me into who I am today and the country where I learned my very first words in English.
So you can bet your bottom dollar that I turned my full attention to Hannes Coudenys when I heard that he posts pictures of ‘ugly’ Belgian houses on the internet. Now, Coudenys and I disagree about Belgian architecture: what he calls ‘ugly,’ I find to be ‘quaint.’ However, nobody can deny that he finds very intriguing examples of Belgian architecture.
Scroll down, upvote your fave ‘ugly’ buildings, and share them with your friends and family. Be sure to let us know in the comments if you’re on my or Coudenys’ side when it comes to Belgian buildings. Beautiful or horrifying? That’s for you to decide. After you’re done with this list, check out Bored Panda’s previous article about Coudenys and ‘ugly’ (aka misunderstood) Belgian houses.
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Angrytecture
Simply looks like the stairs are situated in the front of the building and windows have been placed in-between the flights. The bottom left window is where the stairs begin hence the 1st angle facing forward.
You wanna fight?? You wanna fight?? Go ahead, punch me why doncha, your knuckles couldn'tmake a dent the size of a pin on me, I'd punch you with the force of a bag of bricks if I had arms!!
It needs to be painted black around the angry eye windows and a deep red around the yelling mouth. 😆😆😆😆
Insane The Spain
In an interview, Coudenys told Bored Panda that his project is ‘loved’ and he joked that it has turned into a kind of a ‘cult.’ “We all love to hate ugly Belgian houses,” he said, drawing attention to the fact that “Poland has terrible architecture, as a lot of people have let me see.”
However, not all is grim in Coudenys’ world. He noted that there are examples of good architecture in Belgium: “I like the work of Gijs van Vaerenbergh, Vens-Vanbelle, De Vylder Vinck Taillieu, Vincent van Duysen.”
When You’re Trying To Watch Something On Pornhub But Those Spam Windows Pop Up
Or which windows to use, as few of them actually match
Load More Replies...when you're playing sims and the window placement looks great from inside.....then you go outside....
What people don't realise here is that the house might have the best internal layout with the window placement... they are not trying to be pretty for the world but just want to have a lovely interior
Well, the windows distract you from how ugly the rest of the house is!
Mayday Mayday! The East Wall Is Sinking!
Yeah, I bet it would look straight and even if you were tripping & looking @ it lol
Load More Replies...If those were actual solid bricks it would be a brickies nightmare to lay them. So it suffers from a double whammy - stick on fake facia and crap design skills.
My House When You Came In The Backdoor
Someone entered from the back door.. And then there was trouble.. sorry couldn't resist this.. 🙈
Load More Replies...Coudenys’ hobby has grown into a phenomenon: he has more than 104,000 followers on Facebook and 76,800 fans on Instagram.
In a previous interview, Coudenys told Bored Panda that some Belgians have a peculiar understanding of what constitutes good architecture: "Normally, if you like architecture you like good houses, but in Belgium, there’s a lot of ugly architecture. So I started taking pictures of it.”
"Because regulations are quite liberal and we love to design our own quirky dreamhouse," Coudenys explained. He added that lots of home-owners were angry that their houses were being mocked online.
The Sky Is Limited
Maybe he just wanted to be very close to his neighbours.
Load More Replies...The house is not ugly, but because sitting next to the new house....... ends up ugly. 🙄😜
If Snake And Tetris Made A Baby
There used to be a garage, and a normal door where the red brick is now. They repurposed the building
A local hospital had an over abundance of operating room tiles leftover after the remodel!
When Your House Tried To Be Beautiful
Yep, same here. Except that part of the house would be near collapsing.
Load More Replies...I can tell you what this is. Theres a thing that developers sometimes do where they want to demolish a building but the heratige authorities say no. So the developers offer to keep the fascade while demolishing anything behind it. Well money talks and so they do this. And what you see in the photo is the end result. My home town is filled with these monstrosities
This is actually a rebuilt house with the old fascia preserved. They did this to the old Ovaltine factory in King's Langley, England. The factory closed and the front fascia was clssed as a losted building so they knocked the factory down and built flats in its place but the building retained the old facia, complete with the Ovaltine logo.
This was common in Britain in days past. Time Team did couple of excavations on Elizabethan and Victorian houses that had been "touched up" after the owners came into wealth.
They did this to the old Ovaltine factory in King's Langley, England. The factory closed and was demolished but the front wall is classed as a listed building so they built new flats on the old factory floor area whilst eaving the front of the building untouched.
“I received emails from lawyers and eventually gave in, stopping the blog altogether. I can understand the negative reactions in a way... It's the house of their dreams and I am demolishing it!" the Belgian revealed.
Even The Neighbours Are Scared
Even cooler if there's a cauldron of oil on top of the turret for dissuading unwanted visitors.
Load More Replies...All this house needs is a drawbridge and a moat...and maybe a dragon
D. I. Why?
Its a dutch hat design obviously not a house in the french part of Belgium whom tend to have a totally different cultural/design/artistic flair/clothing/housing/cuisine/sophistication aspect to the Dutch descent part.
It wouldn't have taken all that much to fix it; just add a window; carefully.
Pablo Picasa
You're right. I thought that was the nose, but it's that exquisite mustache.
Load More Replies...Coudenys isn’t the only critic of Belgium’s architecture. According to Culture Trip, if you’re in Belgium and want to see the country’s ugliest buildings, you would do well to visit the Ghent Market Hall, the Wiels Museum in Brussels, and the Tour Paradis in Liège.
Also be sure to see the ‘Book Tower’ in Gent, Leuven’s Sint-Maartensdal Towers, the seat of the Humanist Democratic Center in Brussels, the Radisson Blu Astrid Hotel in Antwerp, and The Water Tower in Ghent. Even I have to say that a few of these buildings make my inner artist cringe.
‘Make It Look Like A Sad Elephant’ Said No One Ever. Oh Wait A Belgian Did
Please Explain
I think this is cool. It opens up into a open-air deck on warm days and closes for a solarium / sun room on cooler days.
Why Carve Pumpkins For Halloween?
What The Flying Duck
Wouldn't it have been so cool if the neighbors continued with the scenery on their homes too.
You wouldn't be able to stop me from slapping a decal of the snickering "duck hunt dog" on this house.
Mohawkitecture
You can touch both sides of your living room at the same time...
Hiding An Ugly Belgian House Are We?
you must like a shitload of bugs every day 😁
Load More Replies...When You’ve Got The Cheapest Street In Monopoly But You Bought Two Hotels
When Windows 10 Keeps Randomly Crashing And Freezing
Fun fact: till the end of the second world war you had to pay taxes acording to the number of windows and doors your house had (pretty common in Europe). With bricked off windows as a result.
@Marcellus the Wrong: "It was a significant social, cultural, and architectural force in England, France, Ireland and Scotland during the 18th and 19th centuries. To avoid the tax some houses from the period can be seen to have bricked-up window-spaces" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window_tax
Load More Replies...If you have OCD the way I do...nothing about this house makes me feel good!
What Is That Thing?
Spiral staircase - art deco style, bit odd for the rest of building
Pytagorage
See, this is what happens when a Young goomba gets a dental job and is henceforth declared to ugly to be in Mario and is reincarnated as a home to angrily live out it's days
The Floor Is Lava
I love how the highest window on the gable has a roll down shutters to keep the intruders out......when granny cant even get in the front door when she's invited over!! Lol
When You See Yourself In The Mirror
When you have that nagging feeling that your neighbors are watching you.
Ceci N’est Pas Une Fermette
Holy cow! Who the hell attributes the building permits in that town???
Belgium Is A Work Of Art
I like it! The chapel has some charm and you can go there for time alone
The one on the left is an old chapel (we have many of those in Belgium, randomly found in the countryside), you can see the profile of the cross at the top.
When Your Architect Needs An Adblocker
When You Go Back To The Future
This Is An Emergency, Somebody Call The Akropolice
Facade So Ugly The Tree Died
What bothers me is how narrow all the doors and windows are. I never thought of Belgians as being bean poles.
Close But No Cigar. Or Is It?
When the downstairs needs metals shutters, that's never a good sign
I have shutters like that, they really keep the sun and the heat out during the summer, it is quite good.
Load More Replies...Something oddly romantic about it. Like someone tried to make a nice place amongst the dingy city?
Windows Paint
Shades Don’t Always Make You Look Cool
When You Stop Halfway The Reveal Because You’ve Seen Enough
I was about to say, All it needs is a power washing.
Load More Replies...Not Sure If Roof Or Tiny Hat
.... after younger brother threw it in the hot water and shrunk it for you.
Load More Replies...When Your Architect Has A Black Out
We have some of these here sometimes, it has water pipes inside that absorb solar radiation to heat your floors or whatever.
You Cant Leave Your Hat On
I asked if it was 'pun intended', but nobody's got it yet.
Load More Replies...I’m Out
A kiosk loaded onto a truck happens also in other countries all the time.
When Your Keyhole Is Swollen And Red, You Better Go See A Doctor
When You Don’t Know What Hit You
It Must Have Cost An Arm And A Leg
None of the neighbors were surprised to learn that John was a serial killer....
or any where in a two block radius for that matter.
Load More Replies...Must Be Really Into Garage Sales
The lower one is for the hovercar and the upper for when the Jetsons visit.
The sort of porch floor on the right looks like it was the loading bay for a factory. Which explains the lower right door. I got nothing for the upper right door.
For the upper door, in summer, it would be great ventilation when opened. They could set some chairs up and watch the world go by in shady comfort.
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You'd be speechless too, after seeing this is real life
Load More Replies...Oh for a second I thought it was made of minecraft wood blocks xD and the other one could be cobblestone
So, Who Was Ugly First?
Eeeeeehhhh I feel like if they could go with just one style I wouldn't mind it. It would look normal, maybe pretty even, if they did something to it.
When Your Architect Was Thinking Outside The Xbox
What If The Acropolis And The Great Pyramids Had An Ugly Belgian Baby
Building Ugly Houses Since 1302
I don't see how that's ugly... I find it quite charming. It clearly used to be an old windmill (on the right) with the owner's house stuck on the left.
One Slice Of House Please
So, Who Was Ugly First?
When Plastic Surgery Goes Wrong
When Your Architect Is A 3 Year Old
We Don’t Need No Architectural Education. Just Another Brick In The Wall
It’s A Trap
Doin It For The Parallelogram
Google Crapview
When You Bleached Your Teeth And You Want Everyone To See It
Architittyfudge
At Least It Has Air Conditioning
When Your Friend Is More Stoned Than You
Sorry We’re Closed
Feng Crap
Foldable Products Are A Bad Idea. Ask Samsung
When It’s 38 Degrees Outside And You’re Ready For Winter
This only looks like every second house in the alps. Ok, in the netherlands may it is a bit strange, but why is this ugly?
Modernisn’t
"Modernism emphasized function, simplicity, and rationality" --so, no.
Load More Replies...Architecture: A Game Of Trial And Error. And Sometimes Only Error
Adopted The Neighbours Garage
The Roof, The Roof, The Roof Is Expired
Opposhits Attract
Infected With The Ugly Poison
The one on the right is obviously trying to take over the one on the left. Very slowly so they don't notice.
The Side Effect Of Being Ugly
I Meant Tall, Not High
Yeah, Just Build Around The Roundabout
Stairaway
The Toyota Prius Of Ugly Belgian Houses
Ready To Adopt An Ugly Belgian Houses
Copy Peist Ni
Belgium Right Now
Double Trouble
Especially the majestic eagle separating them. Truly the emperor of plaster beasts!
Load More Replies...Is This A New Pokémon?
Better To Have A Hole In Your House Than A House In Your Hole?
Stop It White Now!
When You’ve Heard The Ugly Belgian Houses Dude Is Ringing Doors For A TV Show
When Belgians Try To Confuse The Burglars
When You Want To Be In Two Places At Once
When Your Architect Needs Anger Management
My Kingdom For A House!
When Your House Runs Out Of Battery
When You Wanted To Order 2 Windows And 1 Door But Were High And Ordered 2 Doors And 0 Windows
Did You Know That The Castle Of Walt Disney Was Inspired By A Castle In Belgium? This Wasn’t It
It looks something out of concept.. like its missing a big manicured front garden and colourful woods at the back
Emojitecture
Unfortunately Yes
Origami Casa Es Su Casa
Shrug
It’s So Ugly It’s In Prison
Ugly. But I See There Are Two Sides To This Story
Why couldn't they at least match the bricks, even just a little closer?
Thinking Outside The Boxes
When You Want A Roof For Your Roof
Now Is The Time! Ugly Belgian Houses With 50% Extra Ugliness
When You’re Not In The Mood
When You’re Trying To Avoid A Windows 10 Update
Madonna And Child. The Ugly Belgian Houses Edition
The Love Shack Of The B53’s
You Should Get Rid Of That Tick Asap
The Dark Side Of The Livingroom
When Your House Is On Life Support
123 Sesame Street, Belgium
When You Don’t Want To Vote Today
Et Brings Home
Apéritif Maison
When You’re Scared To Come Out
When You Were Texting And Driving Again
Ugly Belgian Hug
If You Have Brown Stripes Like This, You Should Wipe Better
Like playing with lego and you don't have enough of the same colored blocks.
Before And Laughter
What Is This? A New Episode Of Game Of Thrones?
The Guy is doing a television show where he goes to the houses he photographed and say Sorry to the owners. It's great!
I love how he's genuinely sorry he hurt their feelings. But doesn't change his mind about the way he thinks about their homes. And he's right.
Load More Replies...I think the guy posting these has a too wide definition of ugly. Nearly half of these are pretty cool (or at least normal-looking).
Belgium has a notorious rep for tasteless architecture. The thing is, it's a lot of faux historical building styles and al mixed up with very dull basic buildings. And usually together it looks like a huge mess. Sorry neighbors. It does...
Load More Replies...You can live in these fairly comfortably it looks like. Unusual isn't the same as ugly. Ugly is some broken down tenement. Looks like a first world problem.
The Guy is doing a television show where he goes to the houses he photographed and say Sorry to the owners. It's great!
I love how he's genuinely sorry he hurt their feelings. But doesn't change his mind about the way he thinks about their homes. And he's right.
Load More Replies...I think the guy posting these has a too wide definition of ugly. Nearly half of these are pretty cool (or at least normal-looking).
Belgium has a notorious rep for tasteless architecture. The thing is, it's a lot of faux historical building styles and al mixed up with very dull basic buildings. And usually together it looks like a huge mess. Sorry neighbors. It does...
Load More Replies...You can live in these fairly comfortably it looks like. Unusual isn't the same as ugly. Ugly is some broken down tenement. Looks like a first world problem.
