Upvoting for the title. Couldn’t have described it better!

Small town airport called, they’d like their small town airport back please

Clucking bell

Roald Dahl the Twits, they bricked up all their windows.

Pepto Bismol

I was trying to think of a boring joke for this pic and then I yawned. Good enough.

Better in Minecraft, actually

Cartoonish.

It looks like he couldn't decide between tasteless architectual features for the main entrance, so he used them all.

Tacky. But symmetrical, not gloomy or dark, and not cheaply built. It doesn't deserve to be on this list.

Overseas money? Do they mean the owner/developer was from overseas, or it was somehow “funded” by overseas? I’m confused how the overseas bit is relevant anyway!

I kinda like this

WTH? 😳😳😳😳 Dude was bankrupt loooong before he filed for bankruptcy!

Not horrible. Would have to see inside

I vote to take away his builders license

Are those gazebos over bay windows??

When Homer designed a house

I feel like it... it is definitely staring at me.

Because who the hell wants to live in that?!

It looks like the windows have people with their hands up. Take some stuff away and change the color it may be okay.

I kind of love it

The inside is lush https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1124-Moccasin-Trl_Loganville_GA_30052_M55758-15465

Real housewives of New Jersey

Did he forget closets?

Looks like a kids play house x1000

Remind me of the rich dad's house on family guy

I want to see the inside!

Too much marzipan and icing! It'll make your teeth go grey

i can’t say i don’t like it

Cool but sad ending....

It looks like a futuristic roomba

Precisely. It could not have been boulder!

Somebody who doesn't has to clean it.

this looks like the future stronghold in a zombie movie

It looks like a mid tier apartment building. With terrible parking.

Those balconies definitely look as though the building has been the epicentre of an earthquake

So no light at the back of the house. If there is fire you can't get out the back or sides of the house? I would be so nervous going to bed at night. My body is tingling and I do not like the feeling.

Ugh nothing but car holes

Just ugly?

i mean, at least the color scheme idea was nice...

You mean, the archItect?

Ugly but cool (just like me 😎)

Minecraft

Windows 95, it is.

I think there are a lot of people out there that would love to have this home.

Practical use of limited resources.

Cleaning/painting the exterior surface would help. Not much admittedly.

Is that where Pizza Hut’s roof married Darth Vader’s helmet?

I want a boat! No, a house! No wait, a home, but like a boat on land. Perfect!

All those different window styles makes it look they went on online and searched for "free used windows near me".

Anyone else see male appendages? No? Me neither.