kid was THAT horny XD

And that my friends, is why i get season passes to six flags every year

amazing

And they sent her a stuffed unicorn! LA-county-...uest-1.jpg

Not such a bad law, tbh. In France, you can come with an union or coworker representative

Headless Roach, is this true?

Ya know... I never once thought about that.

Ancient shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo, Ancient shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo, Ancient shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo, Ancient shark!

I see Dr Seuss i upvote 👍

When I asked God to reanimate me as very attractive, I should have been more specific.

Yeah. I just found out today that people with MDD are more likely to drop dead too. Sometimes it's the only thing keeping me going 😏

Hence why I study at 1 am

Once a plagiarist always a plagiarist 🤷🏼‍♀️

#savage 🤣

This is why I would study with my mates, we'd take the p**s out of whatever we were studying and come up with weird stories about it and it just stuck in our head much better - had more than a few study sessions in the pub as well - still don't know how we managed to finish university

This may fit here. On other social media sites I've seen disrespect, bigotry, hostility etc. I'm glad I found BP a couple years ago.While posts are great, the best part is the commenters. Overall your humor is not mean-spirited. You're supportive, inclusive and kind. While the posts, like the news of the world is pessimistic and sad, the BP community makes me feel better about the world. Reading comments of kind people all over globe definitely improves my mental health. Thank you and happy holidays or non holidays as the case may be.

Ahhh... so it's pretty much also scientifically best that I want to find a 30h/week job. Lol. And ppl look at me as if I'm a lesser person for really NOT wanting a full time job.

Is it only people posting about their workouts routines? Isn’t that the case for people who live on social media in general?

No s**t.

If only I had that motivation to be so productive for 10 years straight. Lol. My life would be so different!

And baldness....🙃

What's indoor tanning? Like a tanning bed?

Aka this mother of 4 with a chronic pain condition - guilty as charged

on a note similar to this, fortune cookies were invented in California

I'd watch this game show.

*making my food as bland as possible*

Also, don't talk to me when you see me reading a book ffs

And domesticated breeds have more expressive faces

metals, crystals, and ice, all have similar structures and growth patterns. see, I can make redundant observations too.

Yet dragons are an exception?

Are there 30 to 40 curse words in English? Maybe I'm just counting words I used to get in trouble for.

The Ulnar nerve in your elbow. more common in side sleepers.

Totally true

In Spain, I think, perhaps other countries as well, there are nutritional level warnings, going from A to D, D being the unhealthiest. It's not on ALL products, but it still does help. Even if you are going to eat that choco bar, you know it's unhealthy(Level D)

why would anyone buy a live one? its cheaper and better to get a reusable one

Ain't that the truth 😏

Cough cough Trump cough.

And subsequently have more complaints from HR

"Vole de mort" means Vole of death.

That is so smart! Will remember this when I marry my girls off to kings of allied nations. 😁

Elon Musk is now going to let it join Twitter.

And still pays their employees a s**t wage. Yay capitalism, I guess.

Ketamine trials have started in the United Kingdom of UK to help treat alcohol addiction. Also the use of magic mushrooms is being studied to help fight addiction and depression.

actually impressive!

Nope. I did not read this.

I think her name was Dorcas goode

He also wrote a paper to correct his error, but people wouldn't let go of the myth of the "Alpha Male".

The flying ant is male, they are essentially flying sperm. It is all they do, fly, pass sperm on to the queen.

Do I eat the mango before, during or after smoking? Asking for a friend.