I'm the left one at the time cab arrives. But the right one an hour before everything

The one on the right wouldn't last long on Survivor.

Sadly, I'm the right.

It's amazing how the guy on the right even managed to book tickets to his destination.

both are me

As a Turkish citizen, I always negotiate.

And this picture kinda sums up why it's handy to have wi-fi while travelling.

I don't think an hour is long enough for a hike.

That really depends on the place more than the individual's attitude, unless they just hate being away from home. When I'm in Mexico I want to stay longer, when I'm in Florida I'm just like "Get me off this fecking peninsula".

I like being seated next to the toilet so I don't have to take the walk of shame all the way there.