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Some argue that there are normal question, and then there are stupid questions. Others say there are no stupid questions at all. I say there are questions that need to be asked, and then there are questions that nobody asked, but it’s nice there are discussions around it.

TikToker @ShowerThoughtsWMike pointed out that people often forget that there was once a time when glasses weren’t a thing, which potentially explains many historical myths and legends.

And this raises a good question—what is a myth that ended up being a result of poor eyesight? While we can’t say for sure, the internet sure as hell tried to speculate on the question, giving rise to a pretty fun Twitter thread.

Image Credits: ShowerThoughtsWMike

Check out some of the best, weirdest, and most thought-provoking myths people pointed out in the curated list below, and while you’re at it, why not vote, comment, and suggest your own myths that could’ve been due to someone sucking at using their visual organs.

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Buren
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Neithhotep better comes running

John Dilligaf
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seneca the Younger (4 BC – AD 65), is said to have read books by using a large glass bowl filled with water, which magnified the print. ..... In Venice around, AD 1000 they were manufacturing "reading stones" , a flat-bottom, convex glass sphere that was laid on top of the reading material, in effect a magnifying glass.,,,,,,,,The first wearable glasses were invented in Italy sometime between 1268 and 1300.

Sky Render
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently the first record of any sort of corrective lens being developed was in Ptolemy's Optics, which would peg the first formal research at some time around 120 to 170 CE (about 1900 to 1850 years ago). That said, yeah, I'm pretty sure people figured out that you could use convex semitransparent and transparent materials to improve vision a long time before that...

Two_rolling_black_eyes
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Using various things to magnify has been around since the Egyptians but the first glasses didn't show up until 13th century Italy and India (separate invention same time) and they were handheld (think of those opera glasses on a stick). These were still made by glassblowers so you couldn't really do the see with glasses thing - Still more of a magnifier but not bad if you're a jeweler needing to see your product.. During the late 1600s they finally started figuring out grinding lenses giving us the first telescopes, microscopes and monocles that truly focused. First pair of have what we think of glasses (over the ear frames, bridge connecting two lenses whose refraction was designed to clear each eye's vision independently) was a dude named Martin in the early 1700s. The next big thing was 4 lens glasses - you had a second lens on each side that you could move down like the optometrist does when doing the #1 or #2 thing. Ben Franklin did the next big thing by cutting the 4 lenses and making them two for the first bifocals.

Franziska
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude you got it all wrong it was Amun not Neithhotep

Rijkærd
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am more curious about the source of that Username...wait..let me get my crystals, might've seen my own things.NEITHHOTEP to the rescue.

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    Franziska
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither, Arthur is a blind sweetheart

    Auntriarch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lady manatees have mammaries between their fore flippers, which could add to the effect.

    Salty Wild Hair
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manatees can look very much like humans in the face, although I have never seen one that resembled a woman. Also I have never seen one on the rocks. So not sure what they were looking at with their terrible eyesight. Maybe a seal?

    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd tell him to go shag it and watch him get destroyed.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A manatee in England… I don’t think so.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sailor traveling from Jamaica on a frigate with a shipment of sugar goes past the Florida coast and sees a manateee. The captain is following the Royal Navy Convoy to Virginia to pick up ships carrying cotton before the whole convoy heads to England.

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    Joanna Werman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And are there a lot of manatees between where you live and England?

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    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Originally called a cameleopard. Camel - leopard. I mean, the leopard makes a kind of sense....

    Lady Cadaver
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Afrikaans it is called a Kameelperd (which is directly translated to Camel Horse)

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    Poultry Geist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A flying peacock looks like a dragon

    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you had never seen one before, it would make sense.

    Randy Klefbeck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And crusaders travelling to the Mideast and see an animal in the distance. It is white, seems to have the head and body of a horse, the tail of a lion, the legs of a deer, and a single straight horn coming out of his forehead. If all they saw was a profile, or a single animal missing one, it would be credible to assume, but despite how quick and fast they are, an Arabian Oryx doesn't have a single horn. Yet these were featured on coats of arms for millenia as a symbol of purity......as a unicorn.

    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone know "the body of a spider but the mind of a baby!" ?!

    RatherLoopy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I read this panel on the main page, I thought the thread was going to be about future archeologists misinterpreting the fossil record. There's comedy potential there, I think...

    Stephanie Keith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the breathing fire part? Lol.

    r tommo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horse- cheetah is such a cool name

    TheReader19
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is an excellent description of a very strange looking animal

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    Woltax
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a unicorn.🙊🙈

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad I've finished my coffee, otherwise it would be all over my keyboard! I proper LOLed that.

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All this time I thought the expression was “buck naked”

    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think though: if you hadn't seen something like it before and a bunch of guys on horseback galloped past, horses head perhaps armoured and hard to recognise, and the men perhaps holding bows and arrows (looking at you Sagittarius), wouldn't it perhaps look like a bunch of half horse half man things with weapons galloped past? I'm just doing a for instance, this is hypothetical lol

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the myth of centaurs came from people who had never seen a man riding a horse before and didn't know what to make of it!

    Christopher Brenna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How stupid do you have to believe ancient peoples were to believe that someone saw a guy riding a horse or a naked man walking a horse and decided that there's such a thing as a centaur? Honestly, this whole thread is primitivism, which is the formation of stereotypes about ancient peoples as less intelligent. They created myths and legends with fantastic, imaginative creatures just like we do.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The point of this gallery is mistakes are still made when you can't see things clearly. It is flat out saying very smart people make mistakes when they have bad information. People still argue about the fuzzy bigfoot film. The centaur wasn't made up out of thin air. Someone saw something. Many cultures have stories of chimeric creatures (minotaurs, mermaids, naga, Sphinx, Horus, Ganesha) so this isn't primativism. It was people trying to explain what they saw like the sun being a ball carried by a dung beetle, Apollo's chariot, etc.

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    Deborah B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Centaurs are probrably the result of someone who had never encountered the idea of domesticated animals seeing someone from another tribe riding a horse. It would look bizarre and inexplicable - a horse, but with a human attatched to it.

    Robert Martens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not exactly "walking" with a horse.....

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even easier than that. The dude's fully dressed but his horse is drinking water and you're blind so you don't see the horses neck/head through the lilac bush.

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    Ozzie Ogawa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably a dragonfly since they have more resemblance to fairies (wings, way of flying, rounded head, and long tail)

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some flying insects look eerily like fairies

    Iggy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely it was a firefly?

    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a dragonfly. Nature's fairies.

    H.L.Lewis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do look like fairies. So cool!

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a superhero called Slightly Above Average Man.

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little brother and I have a joke about Captain Obvious, and his sidekick, Generic Man (who has since retired and become an accountant named Kyle.)

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    Liam Farranree
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    4 years ago

    Anyone is a son of Zeus who has two arms, two legs and two eyes since this is a slightly above average number. This would be in keeping with Zeus's character as he is portrayed in mythology.

    Daria B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone is a son of Zeus.... because of his... hobbies. ♡

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    Kerri Pettit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much all mythological and religious mysticism, miracles, and magical sights can easily be chalked up to the ignorance of the time period and/or bad eye-sight.

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    Franziska
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, you're telling me dragon and unicorns aren't real?

    Katz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, without glasses, approaching exitedly to a unicorn (read: rhyno) here, here, you cute chubby horsey. Let's take a ride.

    Hugh Cookson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Rhino's* also, expand on the 'fire breathing dragons' malarkey will you - do you mean Spitting Cobras or Komodo Dragons ? Half arsed, badly spelled answers like yours do nothing to help, understand or enlighten the discussion.

    Hollysmom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is so strange about a unicorn? They are absolutely possible and real. Horse like animal with one horn. What's the big deal.

    Ellie Rosser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a lizard that spits acid and burns is probably just as cool as a fire-breathing dragon though.

    Randy Klefbeck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The unicorn was in fact an Arabian Oryx seen from a great distance in profile. It had "the legs of a deer, the tail of a lion and the head and body of a horse." The Brits kept it's image as a symbol of purity (Arabian Oryxs are white).

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch, there go a lot of myths a burn'n up.

    Martha Higgins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were and we're are not the same thing.

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    Tyler Six
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: Medusa was created to address r@pe and how women had no power to protect themselves or do anything to punish their attacker. She was turned into a gorgon by athena to protect to her

    Aileen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought she was punished by Athena? Poseidon was the one that raped her (or "seduced", some say) and Athena was angry because Medusa was one of her priestesses and had taken a vow of chastity. Considering that Athena gave Perseus the reflective shield to help him kill Medusa, I'm not sure if she was really on Medusa's side.

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    Unnamed Hooman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first lady to discover hair dye, and invented the death stare

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men would just stop and stare at her!

    PixxelDust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude with anxiety froze because he made eye contact with curly hair lady. boom, medusa

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Medusa's hairdresser wore steel gloves.

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    Iggy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without my glasses, I can see how that's possible.

    Reinaldo Fuentes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just takes one poorly communicated description: Person A - “There was a mighty steed in the field, and I did look, and lo, there were wings upon it.” Person B - “My dude, wings? Whatchu been smoking?” Person A - “’T’was a bird, you dolt. My description was as clear as the clearest river water.” Person C - *walked away before they heard the second part*

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A chatty redhead that just wants you to take your damn shoes off

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So ye dant fack ap her nayce clayn flairs.

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    Kate Tora
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burning bushes are a fact, the amount of oils in the leaves and evaporating around them makes them self-ignite on a hot day. Forgot the name tho.

    Bent. O. Jensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fires often ignite a keystone desert shrub, the fire-intolerant creosote bush, Larrea tridentata (DC.) Coville. Ignition of Larrea is likely catalyzed by fuels produced by native plants that grow beneath the shrubs. ... Once burning, these dead branches ignite living branches in the upper portions of the shrub.

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    Nancy Baldauf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can buy a burning bush on Amazon. Or at many local nurseries.

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also get one if you don't use protection.

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    Maurettis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it was a wildfire of cannabis sativa

    Riley Quinn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard.

    Bent. O. Jensen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The burning bush is real. What is wrong with the story is that you can't stand barefooted in the hot desert.

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bible just omits the "Hooh!" "Heeh!" every half-second.

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    Mickie Shea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, chatty reds get all the attention.

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    Jeremy Dao
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about sea cucumbers?

    Margaret Hooper
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're there to scare the bejeesus out of the sea cats.

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    Dave P
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually we know it was the Giant Squid which matches most descriptions

    Jenn C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the Oarfish, a 20 foot long sea serpent shaped fish.

    Stephanie Keith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: A dork is a whales penis. So when you call someone a dork. You're really calling them a whales penis or a whale d i c k. Lol.

    Reinaldo Fuentes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I can forgive Carl Linnaeus and his contemporaries for the atrociously inconsistent naming schemes they used for New World animals, I can forgive a little Greek fisherman for thinking a whale dong is a monster.

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    Jeremy Dao
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crane--the bird not the eyesore

    Thomas Sweda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bird Crane, or a crane crane?

    NICHOLAS MORAN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same but did not need contacts just thought i saw a dragon

    Orange is aging
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    4 years ago

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    Well technically there were no cranes when dragons got thought up but yeah

    les
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not true, there were block and tackle used 2000 years ago which are basicly hand powered cranes

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    Hugh Cookson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different times, different ways - never forget that.

    Bill
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    4 years ago

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    He could smell them. He was a pedophile through and through

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    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a topless guy standing next to a horse that happened to have lowered it's head to eat or drink something

    Flasior
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is definitely plausible -someone who owns a horse and has a -4.50 prescription

    G R
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone with a -11 prescription I feel personally attacked by this person using -4.25 to indicate terrible eyesight.

    Signe Manat Hansen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a -4.25 prescription and a dude on a horse is just a moving blob

    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh snap lol i just said this on the other centair comment 😆

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    Me Oh My
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "THEN WHY DOES IT HAVE EYES- OH MY GOD IT JUST MOVED" "Calm down, Jared, it's just the wind."

    Marvin HoG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah that wasn't someone without their glasses that was me the one time I was tripping. Meanwhile my friend was chatting up a different one.

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manatees, mermaids were most likely manatees.

    idraax poission
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pic on the right looks like a gorilla

    NsG
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    4 years ago

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    Deborah B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proportions are wrong for a bear. I'd believe a furry in a Gorrilla suit before I called Sasquach.

    Forrest McCanless
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um - but that Bigfoot figure purportedly has breasts -

    H.L.Lewis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, on the route to my friends house, someone has a cutout silhouette of a big foot at the edge of their field. I keep trying to stop and take a picture, but when the light is good, there's always someone behind me and I can't stop. One of these days...

    Mickie Shea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ones a bear and the other a guy in a gorilla suite. Can't tell with out me glasses.

    Kika González
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually Missing 411 and Mr. Ballen have stories of first encounters of something like the pic on the right

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    NsG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Belugas have knees and are more likely to be the ones mistaken for mermaids

    Lily Mae Kitty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Aye, she's a bit chubby but I like 'em that way! Better to snog a wench can keep ye warm!" (Belugas were more likely the mermaids) belugaknee...137fa6.jpg belugaknees-617ae96137fa6.jpg

    Tobias Rieper
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe they saw some being eaten by a shark legs first and thought that was a mermaid

    Skara Brae
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Historical paintings show that the conception of beautiful women was more manatee like than today. The introduction of the corset in the 19th century started the long trend toward the anorexic look of the last few decades.

    Thomas Sweda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn’t look ANYTHING like Ann Blyth!

    John Baker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Glynis Johns (if you've ever seen "Miranda", that other 1940s mermaid comedy.;-))

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    Riley Quinn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men liked them thick back then.

    Mickie Shea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did ya meet me first wife? Makes this girl look'n loverly.

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    Helen Haley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, why not? It's just as plausible.

    BasedWang
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the seraphim woulda made me s**t bricks

    Reinaldo Fuentes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biblically accurate angels is how I know that the ancient world 100% had and used mind-altering substances.

    Eglė Bukauskaitė
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    biblical angels sound alot like our drones to me

    Mickie Shea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The good aliens would have made them glasses.

    Salem
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if angels are aliens

    Enby.Minecraft.Bee.
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    4 years ago

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    Daria B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were aliens and Japan didn't have Nerv and the Evas yet....

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Japan didn't invent the large weird nut-shaped boat with a girl inside it yet.

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    Red Ruffensor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Baba Yaga likes you, she'll grant you favours.

    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt she'd like you if you're screaming at her, saying she's a witch. 🤔

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    Riley Quinn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't far from the truth. Rye grain is occasionally infected with the ergot fungus, which causes hallucinations.

    bv7hearts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how my nephew says Baby Yoda.

    Pille P
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baba Yaga had a storage house on stilts - quite common in the Fenno-Ugri tribes in north Siberia - protection against moisture from high snow, floods, critters

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    saranghanu Report

    KombatBunni
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he’s been a horse..so I guess a dragon’s not that difficult?

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always just figured some ancient bloke found a pterodactyl skeleton and was like, “it’s a dragon!!!”

    Rose the Cook
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the number of dinosaur fossils found in China it is quite likely that the dragon was an explanation for all those strange huge bones that turned up from time to time.

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is pretty strong evidence that the Chinese dragon originated as Sauropod dinosaurs. Those are the gigantic ones with the really long necks, spines, and tails. The oldest archeological evidence of the Chinese dragons are found in the same part of China that is one of the best fossil beds for finding those dinosaurs now. A Huanghetitan (lpng necked dinosaur) was found after a flash flood revealed the bones literally within visual distance of an excavation of a Yangshao (~5000BC) village.

    D. Pitbull
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Qilin as explained to me by my parents, aunties - all of Chinatown (yes. I'm Chinese.) - was essentially the Chinese equivalent of a Unicorn. (hence the hooves, you can even see it in the image for this entry). Head ended up being dragon-like probably because the mish-mash animal had some 'body parts' that were crossovers with Chinese Dragons. Where I am they usually call it "Kirin" instead of Qilin (same thing, different dialects/phonetic usage) I just think they liked mishmashing animals.

    Vivian Ingram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda looks like those old illustrations of the Arthurian questing beast

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also migraines sometimes makes people see "auras". You see someone that seems to be shining with a supernatural light and suddenly you're "punished" with extreme pain for "laying your mortal eyes upon divinity".

    My O My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I don't have constant headaches but see divinity! Ha!

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    Signe Manat Hansen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... you mean all people don't get that?

    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was surprised at that too. As a kid on Fourth of July we'd get theses glasses that put rainbows on lights. They're most effective on those light rays. In fact it seems like they wouldn't work if you don't see them.

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    Ellie Rosser
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, before glasses there weren't that many sources of really bright light though.

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it from bonfires at night too. It's about the difference between the light source and the background lighting

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    Vivian Ingram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do other people not see lights like that?

    Bexxxxx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have astigmatism, was mind blown when I found out people without don’t see those halos lol

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    PagliacciLive Report

    Muff_Fluff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking social distancing to the max… had to go into the afterlife to get far enough.

    Muff_Fluff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe an anti-masker that learned their lesson.

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    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The history of the "Far Away Man" can only be told by the light of the silvery moon. So, beware.

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    #23

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    Vixinvicta Report

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mountain lions scream like a woman when in heat. It is terrifying if you don't know what it is.

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do foxes when they're mating. Deer do a lot of yelling too.

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    Carla Olavarría
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think wearing glasses would help clarify this 😂😂😂😂😂

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get behind this one. What people think is bigfoot, etc.? No. No. Sorry, no. And again, no. *sigh*

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loons! For anyone who's never heard a loon, it can be quite startling for them. Altho, movies have been using loon calls for years, even in locations where loons don't inhabit.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it starts to pound trees with logs and througnhing folders maybe its something else.

    veveve
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's also a type of nocturnal bird and mammal that sound like devilish laugh or cry

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen to the scream of a Irish screech howl and you know where the legend of the banshee came from. They are 7-10 inches tall and can be heard 3/4 mile away. This goes to series of recordings. WARNING - SCARY AS **** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ywq8luxcnE

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    CapinMT Report

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Loch Ness was actually C*ck Ness

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A penis swimming by itself?

    Jeremy Dao
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sea cucumbers should have been called Seacchini imo

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many ocean inhabitants could have been mistaken for a serpent.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How'd you know that? Wait I don't care.

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    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prophets and such could have been people with awful eyesight seeing some things blend a little

    Jeremy Dao
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flip flop stilts, imo. He was a carpenter after all..

    German Gargicevich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcohol was surely also present. Mixed with undernutrition, low level of some vitamins and minerals, local hallucinogen of choice, desire to one-upmanship competing prophet, plain craziness (I won the election), showing off, and inbreeding genetics. Well, the same reasons people fantasize today.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus walked into a puddle and everyone was drunk.

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    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you explain that Jesus didn't sink?

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By acknowledging that he never walked on water in the first place?

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    Carlotta Müller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No he didn't. People just told the stories again and again until they became what they were.

    Reinaldo Fuentes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drugs, y'all. It was defo drugs. JC and his peeps just passing the pipe.

    Jelena Putinja
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you never seen "waves" over the hot road or sand in desert ?

    bv7hearts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy was just taking a walk on the sandy shore.

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    Cluetube Report

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was at the dinosaur exhibit once at a museum in the city and they had recently added a pterodactyl to the collection. I was looking up at it and thinking to myself that I’d probably hide if I saw something that big coming towards me, when a woman next to me says “Imagine that thing flying over you and taking a dump..” I actually imagined that for a couple of seconds and then cracked up laughing. I think I said you’d probably want to make sure you could swim..

    Channon Doughty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, no one alive at that time had the power of speech.

    your socially awkward cousin
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    4 years ago

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    this comment covers a ryan comment, but in all reality, he's just pointing out the obvious

    Joey Marlin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tad unnecessary... you only have to downvote.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    Yeah... People living at the same time as dinosaurs that are not just technically birds...

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