Any John Mulaney fans here...? :)

Why don't we have self closing fridge doors?

The cat did it.

Was it beeping and booping piteously?

Of course you can't wear it if it's a bug in it!

I would pay for that seat

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I wish things were made like they used too. So much waste because of corporate greed. Fridges lasted 20+ years, cars lasted just as long if not longer. Now things last half that time if that. We have become such a throwaway and wasteful society.

10/10 would draw a d**k

I can think of a few people that needs this, for some reason their voice volume whilst on the phone increases.

Internet Technology has its place but not on a blender or half these things.

Not a single word was read by me and millions out there

I just got a Google Home and if this tap is anywhere near as good as that, I'll be wasting 100s of liters of waters every time I want to fill a pan.

The hackers were fishing around. . . I'll show myself out

True.

I have a box bolted to the ground with a padlock. I leave a note for the delivery person, "Please place in box and close padlock. Thank you." It used to be chained to the post on my patio, and the railing of the walkway before that at each place I've lived. Exactly ZERO packages stolen in 20 years.

Monitor the aisles for what exactly?

If you don't want Alexa recording you - ok. But are you aware your cell phone, and tablet do the same thing? Are you aware your computer probably does too?

Apple products are just s**t in general

Safe to say, this one's pretty sh*tty

But does it fit on small vodka bottles. Asking for a friend.

Look at the dates.

All comes out of the same faucet, my city has water fountains with cold filtered water for free

I love eating. Now, why the f*ck would I want to get an electronic fork that destroys the immersion (if you wanna call it so) by annoying me way more than even the most helicoptering parents could? Also, I probably can't eat while it's doing a software update. I'd like to throw it out in the garbage, but my shoes are updating at the moment...

What is funny here is that everyone around the world look at the chinese (asian people in general) as having very similar faces. (I think i did a great job of saying that without seeming racist)

Whoever buys this: if we're friends - we're not anymore.

Uh, no thanks.

If you buy junk like that, you deserve it.