Seems legit to me.

y e s

Louder!

We don’t? Oh (/s)

"you should shut up more" is a pretty universal answer too

THIS

Bwahahahah.... wait....oh sh*t! I am just realizing I am a goddamn jar opener...

I wonder how she'd react to the fact that some girls (like myself) grew up without a father or man in their lives and just figured out how to open jars by themselves?

As a single woman in my fifties, I only really regret not being married when there's something I need on the top shelf at the supermarket. If I wasn't 5ft2 it wouldn't come up.

The real trick is to just use your left hand. It changes the angle you're applying force just a little bit and can make opening a jar easier

I asked my husband to open a jar the other day. He gave me a silicon jar opener and said “yep, I’ve outsourced myself. I hope you still love me.” Yes, I love him more now!

A rubber band around the lid and one around the body really helps get a jar open. Makes it more grippy.

just run hot water over the lid of the jar

Let's face reality. The only thing necessary is sperm, which can be preserved to use whenever. All the new and improved sex toys and robots could, theoretically, make men obsolete. Hmmm, do y'all think that's what's got these clowns' knickers in a twist?

Not even that imho

Any other woman out there who get a lot of satisfaction opening a jar when a man couldn’t? I used to rub it in my brother’s FACE!

That is stupid

Haha, I've totally told my husband that if anything happens to him I won't be able to get the store brand applesauce since I can't open it!

Run the lid of the jar in warm-hot water, et voila!

Just buy one of those rubber jar openers and you're good to go!

Me, a woman who can open jars:

My husband hands me the jars.

In medieval times, old men weren't valued. Old women however, were considered to be wise and have value, and most were widows by then anyway and had a great life.

Someone I knew was struggling before deciding to divorce and part of the equation was the he’d catch the spiders.

« What is my purpose? » « You open jars. »

When women in my life have said "I'm afraid that I'm about to give you a jar", you mom's scenario is not what unfolded.

I started giggling at the first sentence so much I had to put my tea down before I spilled all over myself!

If a grown a*s woman couldn't figure out how to open a jar without the help of a man, she shouldn't have kids so she won't pass them her stupid genes. Take a spoon, insert the tip (that's what she said, by the way) between the lid and the jar, pry the lid with the jar, you'll hear a satisfying POP and the lid will come off easily.

Do not underestimate our jar power.

Honestly though... real talk... I can't open jars to save my life. I have held off on making dinner until my neighbour could open a jar for me. Like when my husband isn't home... I just stare at the jar with great sadness.

I'm the jar opener in my household. With those jar lids that have the little claws, it takes careful tapping, not strength.

Time to order every woman you know a jar opener for Christmas, and see how many relationships disintegrate?

Also though…if jars are designed only to be opened easily by one biological sex, seems there’s a design flaw that should be addressed.

I remind some of my dumb a*s friends that they shouldn't forget that their most redeeming quality is physical beauty, and they wonder why they're single. But I'm ugly and single, so ...

omg these comments...how many "not all men" varieties r gna show up 😬 Yall we got headaches and can't read negativity today

i will train an army of cats. and one day, we will strike. everyone, EVERYONE can join.

As a single mum I want to jump up and cheer this comment and wish I could give it more than one up vote.

THIS 👆!!!!!!

KICK THE FATHER OUT, NO MORE FATHER IN THE HOUSE

Yeah, we don't want to suffocate under the weight of your collective disapproval