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Hilarious!

Awwww. A wholesome one

Nah! Potato

Umm basic human decency?

Well, ever since some One in my family told that another some One inmy family pulls his pants down sticks his a*s out, and starts running around the house screaming " Im a baboon, Im a baboon " my life hasnt been the same... ( Alas Im using my real name here, as such i can not provide more details, all i can say is that the " baboon " is a 35 year old man.... )

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Sounds like she's got the jist of it.

"Yeah, I know. I'm still trying to retrain my husband who was apparently raised by wolves."

That's nothing compared to how my grandfather gives you about a half dozen paper maps any time he knows you're going somewhere 🫠

Was that you Headless Roach?

Ooooooooo! Good one!

Yup

Oof.

NOOOOOOO

Well, they DO say you learn from your mistakes.

I will NEVER understand how people make this choice.

Thanks..

Yeah. Thanks, Bill.

She loves you and worries.

This!!

Ask if she tips.

Oh I'm taking notes .. for me it's easy though, I simply have to remember to not talk about my prolapsed uterus at the dinner table .. every god damn time we see her!!

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His father in law must not be on the right side of Twitter

Umm… can I become your sister wife?

Wtf!?!

Easy. They go viral

I have to do the same but to simply be able to engage in conversation and not want to pull my hair out. I’d almost rather scratch my eyeballs than be around my in-laws sober. People who have agreeable in-laws have no idea how fortunate they are.

This is why I put all the pictures of my kids in a separate folder lol

The f**k is rainbow road

I'll help plan the funeral ⚰

😂

You don't say?????

Who would have thought!

Nothing wrong here.

Exactly, thought I was the only one

Who's gonna tell him?

Mmm, I love gwaqumoli!

This should be higher

WTAF is wrong with my MIL? Whenever I do something different to her she acts like I invented the wheel and does it my way. Is she messing with me?

Seals sing the songs that seals sing

Yeah, you showed her.

And somehow they talk forever without actually saying anything.

You are. He should say please.

Oh, the hardship....;)

were they placed in a bag?

You said it, AND don't you just know that MIL will be complaining you did a C**P job at it.

I did that in my own household! That was after the same conversation everyday. I'd ask, "What do you want for dinner?" "What do we have?" Cue naming everything we have and receiving a no for each entree. I started cooking wtf I wanted and then ask what he wants and be like oh, well i made this instead.

Conan!

"...and that's when I snapped, Your Honor." * case dismissed!

Idk, sarcasm is a pretty good option.

When I got divorced I referred to my wonderful mother-in-law,who I wish I could've had visitation rights with, as my mother -out-law.

I have a strong scraping aversion. My in laws are awful at this. The worst… my MIL has an old metal pan she uses for mashed potatoes. Every time someone it starts to get low, she will scrape the inside of it with a metal spoon for 30 seconds straight to ensure the remaining potatoes are collected together neatly. The sound makes me want to rip my ears off. They also all seem to think you need to scrape your teeth on the fork with every bite. Dinners are agony…