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If age is just a number, then a prison cell is just a room. When they say that hangovers get worse after your mid-twenties, they're not lying. Because, heck, they do, and a few bevvies can take a day to recover and two pills of Ibuprofen to get that clapping monkey with cymbals out of one's head.
Do you know what is even less fun? Turning 30. By 30, you're expected to have a house, two children and to have seen the Taj Mahal. Oh, and about 50 grand in your savings account. I know you've come here to read jokes about turning 30, but turning 30 is a joke in itself.
Okay, okay, it's not THAT bad. Well, perhaps your knees and back don't feel like they were when you were 18, but yakno, it's bearable. So whether you're looking for turning 30 jokes, funny birthday puns for a friend who's turning 30 soon, or just want to laugh at yourself, you've come to the right place.
Below, we've compiled a lengthy list of 30th birthday jokes, jokes about getting old(er), and just witty adult jokes. Take a look at the funny jokes we have gathered, and let us know if any made you crack a smile! And show off those pearly whites more often while you still have them *winking face*.
P.S. if you're looking for funny birthday wishes, we got you covered!
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#1
"I’m 30, but I still feel like I’m 20 until I hang out with 20-year-olds. Then I’m like, no, never mind, I’m 30."
Who Panda 420 2 years ago
When I was younger I always hang out with the older crowd. Now that I'm a little older I find that I hang with the younger crowd.
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#2
" When someone says ‘10 years ago,’ I think about the 90s, not the 2013."
#3
"Welcome to 30! From now on, if you get pregnant, people will assume you did it on purpose."
#4
"As long you don't have kids your 30's are like your 20s but with money."
#5
One day she noticed a gray hair in her bangs. She turned to her husband, pointed to her forehead, and said, 'Have you seen this?' 'What? You mean the wrinkles?'”
#6
"Inside every 30-year-old is an 18-year-old asking, ‘What happened?’"
#7
"Welcome to 30! The age when you should know better, but really don’t!"
#8
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
#10
"Me in my 20s: Secretaly hates everyone.
Me in my 30s: Publicly hates everyone."
Crystal Fisher 2 years ago
Nope not true I'm 21 and publicly hate everyone.. haha have since I was 18 😂😂
#11
"I finally reached the perfect age. Somewhere between 29 years and none of your business!"
Mark Serbian, PK&RG,W 2 years ago
I clearly remember my mother's 29th 29th birthday. That's when she quit giving 29 as her age...
#12
"I'm oficially 'You look good for your age' years old."
Who Panda 420 2 years ago
Yep I hear this all the time hanging out with people younger than me. But at least I always get you look younger.
#13
"The chanting of 'Shots!' sounds more threatening than exciting."
#14
"How can you say we are old after 30? We just became women! Like anyone took us seriously in our 20s…"
sturmwesen 2 years ago (edited)
To me it's more like "I am 35 and still want to ask an adult for advice."
#15
"The clothes you wore as a teenager are now vintage. Hope you rock that vintage style."
#16
"Turning 30? Age is just a number!"
" False: Age is a word." – Dwight Schrute
James G. Currie 2 years ago
Respectfully, Mr. Shrute (whomever he is) is wrong... Age is an attitude.
#17
"Your 30s – where if you don’t get 8 hours of sleep one night you’ll pay for it for a week."
#18
"You’ll never be trusted by a teenager again. You’re officially too old to trust."
#19
"It's 8:30 p.m. and you want to start a movie this late?"
Edurne 2 years ago
I'm from Spain, 8.30 is full afternoon for us. we eat dinner at around 9.30/10pm and movies don't start until 10.30.. I often go to the UK and seeing them having dinner at 6, while I eat my mid afternoon snack, and changing into their pj's at 7 is always a shock to me. 11 years going at least twice a year, and I still can't get used to that. (don't get me wrong I absolutely love Britain and the brits, but our clocks will never be read the same 😅)
#20
"Don’t worry about being 30. You’ll get over it within a decade."
#21
"Your life might finally be together, but your body is falling apart."
#22
"Season 30, episode 1."
#24
"When you turn 21 you finally experience the freedom of full throttle. If you make it to 30, it means you’ve discovered there’s a brake pedal too."
#26
"I'm not 30. I'm only $29.95 plus tax."
smugdruggler 2 years ago
Lol nicely put. Problem is, the tax ends up being more than the price.
#27
"Congratulations on reaching Level Thirty! You might want to save your progress - it gets waaaay harder from here."
#28
"When you turn 30, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents."
#29
"It's true — your body will start hurting in places you didn't know possible."
#30
"I was thirty-two when I started cooking. Up until then, I just ate."
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Ladytron 2 years ago
I'm 34 and I actually like this era in my life. Old enough to be invisible to predators, old enough to get better job offers etc. I like my appearance better too, more character. And I definitely start to care a lot less about what others think = less anxiety. All that but still considered "young enough" to have life ahead (even though years go by faster...). Overall pretty cool.
Sojourner 2 years ago
I agree. The amount of growth and self-love I've gained now compared to ten years ago, I love this point in my life.
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Lara Verne 2 years ago
30 years old is age, where you don't feel anydifferent from your twenties, but everyone is trying to suck the joy from your life, because "yOu sHouLd aCT yOuR aGe".
Jenny Galbraith 2 years ago
The Bored Panda staff member has a fine photo but it was annoying to look at it 119 times.
Ladytron 2 years ago
I'm 34 and I actually like this era in my life. Old enough to be invisible to predators, old enough to get better job offers etc. I like my appearance better too, more character. And I definitely start to care a lot less about what others think = less anxiety. All that but still considered "young enough" to have life ahead (even though years go by faster...). Overall pretty cool.
Sojourner 2 years ago
I agree. The amount of growth and self-love I've gained now compared to ten years ago, I love this point in my life.
Load More Replies... Lara Verne 2 years ago
30 years old is age, where you don't feel anydifferent from your twenties, but everyone is trying to suck the joy from your life, because "yOu sHouLd aCT yOuR aGe".
Jenny Galbraith 2 years ago
The Bored Panda staff member has a fine photo but it was annoying to look at it 119 times.
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