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A turkey is an image of beauty itself. Who could deny being in awe upon observing its stocky round body, its colorful feathers, its elongated neck adorned with rumpled bare flesh, the snot-like protrusion hanging from its mighty beak? It's truly an image formed from dreams, wishes, and hopes! Supplement that vision with its noble gobble-gobble song, and a turkey could be equaled to the charms of a fairy. However, this lovely-beyond-words creature's same qualities can be used for an entirely different thing than adoration, which is turning them into material for laughter. Laughter is, after all, the greatest form of reverence! Right, so we're not here to praise turkeys exactly, but rather to snicker at these hilariously good turkey jokes. All one hundred and seventeen of them, to be exact! 

So, as with any animal jokes, the turkey ones are inherently cute, just like the animals themselves. But liking cute things isn't something to be ashamed of! How could one find fluffy kittens, goofy puppies, and freshly-hatched buck-naked shapeless turkey chicks not adorable? See, it is human nature to like soft, fluffy, and helpless things, so a bird joke that incorporates both cuteness and hilarity is definitely double the fun. Soon, you'll figure out this for yourself! Just hang in there for one more minute before skipping to the hilarious jokes themselves - we still have something important to tell you. 

Of course, the important thing is us telling you that you'll find the funny jokes exactly where they should be - just a teensy weensy bit below. Once you are done reading these silly jokes, vote for those that have evoked the image of a turkey's nobility the most. After that, there's just one more thing left - to share this article with your friends! 

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird What are turkeys most thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Vegetarians.

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What do you call a running turkey?

Fast food.

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#3

When is turkey soup bad for your health?

When you’re the turkey.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird Why turkey prefers an android?

Because he prefers to say googlegoogle.

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#5

How turkey got famous?

He played in “Harry Potter and the gobbler of fire”.

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken’s day off.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird What is it called when a turkey fumbles in football?

A fowl play.

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Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had his own drumsticks.

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What did the leftover turkey say?

Make me a sandwich!

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird What is a turkey called on the day after Thanksgiving?

Lucky.

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In what country is Thanksgiving sadly not celebrated?

Turkey.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most countries don't celebrate Thanksgiving, as far as I know.

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#12

How can a turkey be kept in suspense?

I'll let you know tomorrow.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird Why did turkey regret not studying spelling?

He wrote gravy instead of grave in his testament.

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Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!

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#15

Why do turkeys lay eggs?

Because if they dropped them, they would break.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird What did the mother turkey say before getting into the oven?

"I'm stuffed."

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#17

Why did the cranberries turn red?

Because they saw the turkey dressing.

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#18

What do we call a turkey with no feathers?

A Thanksgiving Day meal.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird When do turkeys get nervous?

When the calendar turns to November!

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#20

What's blue and covered in feathers?

A turkey holding its breath.

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#21

What did the ghost put on the turkey on Thanksgiving?

Grave-y.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird What’s the most musical part of a turkey?

The drumstick.

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#23

Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?

Because it will make him blush.

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Why did the turkey refuse dessert?

He was stuffed.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?

All about that baste.

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#26

What did the turkey say to the computer?

Google, google.

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#27

What animal has the worst eating habit?

The turkey, because it gobbles everything up.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird What did the turkey sing before Thanksgiving day?

"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."

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What wish did the turkey make on his birthday?

That people find another entree for Thanksgiving.

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What did the mother turkey say when her naughty children were annoying her?

She said that if it were for their father, he'd turn over in his gravy!

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird What happened when a turkey got into a wrestling match with a chicken?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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#32

What sound does a turkey's caller tune make?

Wing, wing! Wing, wing!

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#33

Why do turkeys always say, "gobble, gobble!"?

Because they never learned table manners.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird What do you call a sarcastic turkey?

A smirk-key!

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What is an offbeat turkey called?

A quirk-key!

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Why did the turkey pack his bags and leave the farm?

Because he was tired of all the fowl language.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird Where can one find a turkey that has no legs?

Exactly where one leaves it!

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#38

Which animal needs no musical gear to march on a parade?

A turkey can march to the beat of its own drumsticks.

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What do you call it when a turkey lays eggs on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird Why was the turkey questioned by the police after the robbery?

Because the turkey got the stuffing knocked out of him by the robbers.

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#41

Why couldn’t dad stop moistening the turkey with juices?

It appealed to his baster instincts.

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#42

Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies?

Because they use fowl language!

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird How to leave the turkey in vagueness?

"I’ll tell you later."

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Why do turkeys always “gobble, gobble”?

Because he always skipped the etiquette classes.

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#45

Guess who’s afraid of thanksgiving?

Turkey?

"No, my pants."

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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Maya. Maya who?

Maya get another drumstick?

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Knock, knock?

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie body seen the turkey?

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#48

What do you do with a cold turkey?

Make it chilly.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird Where does a young turkey learn to sing and dance?

At the butterball.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo?

A turkey that can pluck itself!

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How did you send a turkey through the mail?

Bird class!

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird "I prepared Thanksgiving dinner for guests from out of town. I cooked for many hours using recipes I’d found. But the turkey, I confess, was not a golden brown. I made a huge mistake and cooked it upside down."

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#53

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an ghost?

A poultrygeist!

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#54

What key won't open any door?

A turkey!

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#55

110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Fowl weather!

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#56

What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

The turkey trot.

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#57

What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

Wing, wing! Wing, wing!

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird What sound does a limping turkey make?

Wobble, wobble!

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Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?

A poul-tree.

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How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey alike?

They all have keys.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside!

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What do you call it when you cross some leftover turkey with a pointy black hat?

A witch-bone!

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Why did the sweet potatoes get so embarrassed?

They saw the turkey dressing!

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird Can you season the turkey for me?

There’s no thyme!

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Why did the pilgrims hunt for turkey?

They were hungry and in a fowl mood.

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Turkey to happiness is meditation, eating right, and not worrying about things beyond your control.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird The Thanksgiving food has tasted so good that we suspected a fowl play.

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Why did the turkey go to see a movie?

Because it had Gregory Peck in it.

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What has feathers and webbed feet?

Turkey wearing scuba gear.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird Why did the police arrest the turkey?

They suspected fowl play.

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What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy.

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If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?

Goblet.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?

The turkey because he's already stuffed!

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Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?

Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

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What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?

Peach gobbler!

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

The turKEY.

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Why can’t you take a turkey to church?

They use fowl language.

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What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?

Have peck-nics!

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?

Quack, quack!

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How does a turkey use its voice to disguise itself as Thanksgivng Day approaches? It starts saying "Quack, quack" instead of "Gobble, gobble."

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Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?

He sensed fowl play.

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You know you overdid it at Thanksgiving when you thought the serving size for turkey was one.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird Why was the turkey put in jail?

The police suspected fowl play.

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How is a chicken different from a turkey?

Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!

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What is a chicken's favorite holiday? Thanksgiving, known the chickens as Turkey Day.

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What were two English turkeys discussing on Thanksgiving day?

To be or not to be stuffed, that is the question.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird Why did the turkey visit the cosmetic surgeon before Thanksgiving day?

For its breast and thigh reductions.

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If we want to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving day, what does a turkey want?

It just wants to escape!

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If you cross a turkey with some corn and veggies, what do you get?

Enough food for Thanksgiving.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird How can you make a turkey disappear in minutes?

Invite all your relatives over Thanksgiving dinner!

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Why didn't the turkey show up for the Halloween party?

Because the tailor couldn't figure out how to make a gobb-lin costume.

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What do you call a turkey with carrot stuffed in its ears?

Anything you want to because it can't hear you.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird What sound is made by a turkey in space?

Hubble, hubble!

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Why was the turkey sitting on the tomahawk?

To hatchet!

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What is a turkey's favorite video game?

Turkey Tetris-zzini.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird Why are turkeys not good at baseball?

Because they only hit fowl balls.

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Why do turkey basketbll teans get utscored? They start the game with five or more fowls.

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Why shouldn't you let turkey go near kids?

Because they use fowl language.

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#96

Which of these can jump the highest, a turkey or The Statue of Liberty?

The turkey, The Statue of Liberty cannot jump!

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird What do we call birds that are very poor at bowling?

A Butterball turkey.

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#98

Why are most kids scared of the turkey?

It looks like a goblin.

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My parents asked me to stop entertaining turkey jokes and turkey puns. But how can I quit cold turkey?

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird To keep fit, gobbling fast food is not advisable.

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The new guy cried fowl when he was denied a turkey at a Thanksgiving dinner table.

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What is so unique about the founding feathers?

They all loved the turkey.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird The unique thing about a conservative turkey is that they have a larger right-wing.

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How can you tell if a turkey is a liberal or a conservative? Just copare its left wing to its right wng.

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#104

Turkey to peace is keeping your mouth shut.

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Good food is tur-key to a man’s heart.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird Tur-key to a child’s heart is a well-baked pumpkin pie.

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I am stuffed already. Am I tur-key tonight?

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#108

How do you make a turkey float?

Root beer, a scoop of ice cream, and a turkey.

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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird What’s good about crossing a turkey with an octopus?

Everyone gets to have a drumstick.

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Gobblin down a vegan feast has been proven to be healthier.

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