Yup that’s pretty much the backstory behind Australia

Awe, I feel bad for the birds-they we’re expecting eats and didn’t get any 😔

GODDAMN WE NEED TO BRING THIS SH!T BACK

you cna buy liechenstein you dont even need to invade it you can just buy it for 75,000 a night Jeff Bezos could be the leader of leichenstein if he wants too

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Good ol’ flat earthers

The ULTIMATE inside joke

100% I don't know what it is that makes (some) people forget their youth and amend their values.

juluis ceaser was already stabbed ( according to google he made it)

Oh come on, you'd have to be putting an active dedicated effort to mess up that much

That's not the bone magic I have heard of.

*Smoking a "herbal" remedy* "Aliens!"

you are what you eat wait what the f**k

I want a kid to come up to me and ask if I want a badger

Hey, the only reason why I know the names of the planets so well is because of Sailor Moon...

"The woman leaving my house this morning was just my good friend, and room mate."

No not Canada!!

We're also learning that they were quite intelligent, resourceful, and caring. Which means that 'Neanderthal', as an insult, is not really an insult anymore.

“I stole a cookie from the cookie jar when I was nine! Damn it!”

“To let the tomato plants know your getting impatient” you think the tomatoes are gonna care?

Caligula was a special person. Source: Trials of Apollo Edit: Wow. Was not expecting this to blow up

Maybe it once meant bad luck lol

Ironic

Honestly this is how I write, I don’t like periods

Dionysus and I are one and the same

Baberaham Lincoln killed me

Y’all 😂

Polish citizen. "At least buy me a drink first!"

I- I don’t get it. Is it 20.00 or 2000?! Edit: I feel dumb lol I see the part about the decimal now

why havent ive seen thsi on the comebacks pages of BP

GEORGE WASHINGTON"S GOING HOOOOOOOME

people believe the austrailians were spared but secretly the all austrailians are emu set on taking the rest of the world the emu revolution is upon us

wow… hehe

Ancestor to Brian May?

"It was quite a big frog, however, and got into the air ducts and kept everyone awake for weeks." - by Terry Pratchett.

why am i imagining him with abe in a bikini from a earlier post

edutainment?