Just subscribed to his YouTube page

Insta-Gran!

Especially shoeboxes. I have to go thru my "stash" every once in a while and take them out to the recycling bin. They always seem to be good to have to store misc stuff in, but I rarely do.

So true x

Looks familiar. And it worked out well.

Sadly accurate. Some of the same kids who were like this in high school are going down the insane Facebook conspiracy route.

Pretty sure it was an extrovert masquerading as an introvert.

Dang! So I guess I'm the Grinch?🤔

Then you have Rose and Jack on a piece of floating wreckage.... there was room for both of you!!!!

Exactly!

Sad but true

Good. There’s no reason for this anymore in 2022. (And don’t come at me with “oh yeah but men are more _____ and ____ than women, and women will probably be on their periods or something and women can’t pick up heavy boxes while pregnant so let’s not pay them properly) or whatever the current argument is. Just no 😊)

I got so much respect for this dog. He's totally nailing it.

I very occasionally read essays I wrote in high school and think, who tf wrote this?! That person is a genius and uses words I have to look up!

I did this too! ….but not because I was excited about live, I was just overly scared to be unprepared for a special event.

This is really beautiful. Plus I'm high so I'm having a Keanu moment over how profound it is.

Amen!

I was just thinking earlier today how I'd talk to my friends on the phone for hours when I was a kid. What in the world did we talk about for so long? Now I only answer the phone if it's my boss or a call I'm expecting.

Yessss!

In my house it's the water bottles or cups of water. I have yet to catch the person named Noone that keeps leaving them everywhere.

Front left.

I thought I was the only one getting excited over this...my SO keeps telling me I am lol

My biggest realisation/adult moment was that the teaspoon I threw in the sink last night is still there in the morning.

Knees

I don't remember the exact date and time when I went from "OH, BOY! The PHONE!" to "Damn, what now?" Haven't been excited about the phone for years now . . .

Lol. Like, during the weekend, I start doing something I've been meaning to do. But I get side-tracked on so many tangents that at the end of the day, I find I never finished what I originally started out to do.

Truth!

I read the title as "Conversation with my toddler", safe to say I was concerned for a hot second

So true!

I haven’t raw dogged some shuteye in way too long, I relate to this :(

Ah the feeling is mutual

Yup. Grew up with a friend that became a 2nd grade teacher at age 27 and she parties HARD, I’ve personally dragged her home at 2am like “you have to hang out with a bunch of 8 year olds tomorrow, you need your wits about you ” hahaha (before some of you start picking this apart, she’s fantastic honestly, definitely handles her business at all times and is very professional but just likes to live her life on the wild side)

economical

Screams in 37

Yes!

Lol ! Maybe I will try gaming after all.

I relate to this a lot

Exactly :/

That's been the case for the past 12 years now... 😑

Having a healthy attitude just means thinking to yourself "At least this'll make a good story later" when something goes wrong.

White boomers went to college for the price of an orange and were given a house for the price of a pineapple.

Been there, done that. Now I’m mad at myself for throwing away perfectly good Tupperware.

Goals !

Oh, yeah, like we have a choice!

I don't know how my parents did it . . . 3 kids and no where near as many appliances as today. Yard work, cooking and laundry must have been continuous!

I’m really tired

Yes. Especially with the god-damned American school system. I know the meme's not about America specifically, but since I'm American and don't know what it's like elsewhere, I can only speak for myself. But the schools here just teach you how to make someone else richer, to conform, to work in a factory, and not to collaborate with others. I mean, there's hardly any other time in life outside of school that you'll be in a situation where you can't collaborate with others, so why not encourage it in school? They don't want you to succeed, they want you to conform. Anyways, fun rant :(

felt

...Passport... And I'm not even going anywhere.