40 Of The Best “True Crime” Memes

Well, not with that attitude it's not...

Saw this on Investigation Discovery. A woman murdered and dismembered her boyfriend. She planted him into two, big planters, put lovely flowers on top and gave them to her own mother for Mother's Day. That happened.

Use Acid

You could always drain the body of blood in your bathtub, cut it up into tiny little pieces and just throw the pieces out one.

Well, in that case you do a "in location" murder. Somewhere you can kill and dispose.

But...the blueprints show a cellar...😱

There's a reason long-haul truck driving is one of the preferred careers for serial killers.

Google "La saponificatrice" (The soap-maker)

Put the body in a duffel bag and take the bus.

That’s why I only murder people who own rocket ships.

Just leave the bodies where they fall. Just wear a hazmat suit and cloves, LOL

But do you have a saw?

You're forgetting superworms! Then it's just the bones left to burn to dust 😜

Couldn’t you borrow your friends car?

Get a job in an abbatoir. Don't give up, there's always a way. Reach for the stars!

But some only used a fridge or freezer. Bet you have that.

One of the most prolific serial killers had none of those things, either. He was a hobo and rode the rails, killing in one community, then another. Don't think they ever got a true count of all those he killed.

Acid bath

I'm worried about everyone here.

You always can prepare meat pies for your neighbours.

I live in an apartment building, but we have storage lockers for each apartment in a basement. Once I read about a woman who murdered her husband, hid his body in such a storage space and the body mummified there and only was discovered after she died. After that story it feels kind of creepy walking into that storage area at night. I mean, I know my neighbors, but how well do I know them?

Not to mention the lousy pay checks

Now that would be illegal and criminal. We can't have that happening

You’d have loved her dumb ass too or you’d have followed a stranger to see a puppy?

Me too. I can't resist a puppy (or a kitten)

same here

Same

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Your adults not children

Okay! Wait a minute....

Which is bad because women can be abusers too.

Don't forget "Remove from box before cooking." So many steps.

Do they also warn that the product is hot when it's cooked?

In Canada they warn you: remove plastic packaging before cooking 😆

There’s a reason toothpaste has instructions

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I think it's because they want to be extra cautious in case some nuthead tries to sue them. Something like "no one told me to cook it and it gave me stomach ache, I demand compensation!", "yes we did, there's a big label right over here", case closed.

Some people like cold pizza and you CAN eat uncooked bread, uncooked cheese, and uncooked pepperoni if it’s cured.

Words to live by.

John Wick is a clear demonstration of that

Or cat

That's the mistake made by the villan in John Wick...

I can attest to that.

Do so and you invoke the wrath of angry people, and One angry heartless bitch that kills people like that, ON S I G H T

I support 100%

First rule: DO NOT WRITE DOWN YOUR CRIMES.

Or the horse.