Not a chance I would have go r to summer detention for that especially since you reported it.

The first one is confusing lol

Haha this is just funny

LMAO my teacher would shed tears of joy if she saw someone reading a quality novel

I was reading before I started school, got in trouble in 2nd grade for reading a 6th grade level book. Got sent to the office. Mom got called. She told them from now on I'd get my books at the public library. And there I got a waiver of the usual limit for kids my age.

We read Jane Eyre in Yr 7...but I'd read it when I was 10. Good Times.

okay i'd date this guy

Bring us to school to read, then yells at us for reading too much....wooooow

3rd grade conferences, teacher complained I was reading Harry Potter books instead of boxcar children

I got yelled by my teacher at in 5th grade for saying "there ain't no more paper"

Would have loved to see your reaction to that!

I bet you're in the SCA like I am

Comedy? In my school system? It's more likely than you think.

This reminds me of when we read Romeo and Juliet in class, so for the rest of the year we would quote things like 'I bite my thumb at you sir'. The teachers considered it a good thing though, because at least we heard and understood what the words meant.

Your argument is preposterous. 🧐

nothing wrong with being a tomboy

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Did all the books clap, by any chance?

Convents and Monasteries are full of hypocritical bots.....

Sounds too bureaucratic

In your dreams, ineffective school system.

Are you confusing reality with the show "Danny phantom" again?

Pervert...

I would have done the same thing :)

I laughed to much at this

YARR MATEY MAKE YE TEACHA WALK TH"E PLANK

I would have given you 200% extra credit.

This is some hulk smash stuff right there....

Good enough...I would do the same over and over again voluntarily...

ummmm... EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO READ ALL DA BOOKS

Diversion 100

Jesus...

I don't get why teachers do this. We all have different paces of working!

Oh wow...I guess they really do

Wrong on so many levels

What is MSW please?

Kids don't realize that school don't legally have authority on them. Parents solely have. That school is not a prison, they are free to leave whenever they want, and that forcing anyone to stay somewhere against their will is unlawful imprisonment.

"biting someones calculator" hey new best friend wanna go be chaos together?

Is doing nothing in detention common in many places? Only time I was sent to detention (in France) was for skipping German class and they had us take a super difficult German test and convinced us it would count towards our grade. Then they revealed it was basically a university level test and that we couldn't have possibly completed it and it would never count.

Wtf. Just wtf.

She probably dreamt that s**t up ....

This school doesn't like hyperhidrosis at all.

And?

WHY!? PUNISH THE IDIOT NOT THE VICTIM! If someone breaks into your house, and they shoot you, but you shoot him back, you are not gonna punish the victim! Schools just want "zero violence" which does not make sense.

I prefer colouring pencils

Sure...I don't doubt that they could read but I'm pretty sure they don't kick kids out of preschool for being able to read. My son didn't get kicked out of his preschool for being able to read.

'Christians'

Why's this one downvoted?