Not a chance I would have go r to summer detention for that especially since you reported it.

The first one is confusing lol

Haha this is just funny

LMAO my teacher would shed tears of joy if she saw someone reading a quality novel

Convents and Monasteries are full of hypocritical bots.....

Sounds too bureaucratic

In your dreams, ineffective school system.

Are you confusing reality with the show "Danny phantom" again?

Pervert...

I would have done the same thing :)

I laughed to much at this

YARR MATEY MAKE YE TEACHA WALK TH"E PLANK

I would have given you 200% extra credit.

This is some hulk smash stuff right there....

Good enough...I would do the same over and over again voluntarily...

ummmm... EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO READ ALL DA BOOKS

Diversion 100

Jesus...

I don't get why teachers do this. We all have different paces of working!

Oh wow...I guess they really do

Wrong on so many levels

What is MSW please?

Kids don't realize that school don't legally have authority on them. Parents solely have. That school is not a prison, they are free to leave whenever they want, and that forcing anyone to stay somewhere against their will is unlawful imprisonment.

"biting someones calculator" hey new best friend wanna go be chaos together?

Is doing nothing in detention common in many places? Only time I was sent to detention (in France) was for skipping German class and they had us take a super difficult German test and convinced us it would count towards our grade. Then they revealed it was basically a university level test and that we couldn't have possibly completed it and it would never count.

Wtf. Just wtf.

She probably dreamt that s**t up ....

I think that is the refrain of my autistic childhood. Most of the time I had no idea what was right or wrong, and it seemed like at home or at school, if someone was angry with me, I didn't know why (unless I was rescuing worms). And then if I said, "I don't know what I did wrong," they would get angrier like I was now deliberately lying!

Oh man that happened SO MUCH to me. I HATE the term "you know what you did"

Maybe she was hoping you would tell her what you did! She was already all in...she had to get her story straight

OP's teacher was a manipulative jerk. Saying "you know what you did" means s/he didn't know and was abusing her/his authority. This is kind of how torture works.

What?

i had a teacher who'd do s**t like this. she picked on me for no reason. once during an art project, despite my work being almost identical to the girl across from me, who she praised like she was god herself, she told me my work was awful, messy and i wasn't following the assignment. literally couldn't tell the difference between our work. i actually swapped paintings with her later, teacher didn't notice, ridiculed me, praised her.

Same happed to me. Will go to my grave having no clue what he thought I did.

Oh, how many times had I had that ... I even had two classmates who'd eventually team up against others, multiple others, and snitch out things that didn't happen, but as there was a witness, ... "DC kicked my balls!" - "Yeah, sure he did saw it!" - after they did this a few times, and I already had been punishment material since day one, I got found guilty even more often just for one asshöle saying I did something that wouldn't leave any tracks, but was bad enough to get punished. And all those were weighed in whenever my guilt was questionable, of course, against me...

This school doesn't like hyperhidrosis at all.

And?

WHY!? PUNISH THE IDIOT NOT THE VICTIM! If someone breaks into your house, and they shoot you, but you shoot him back, you are not gonna punish the victim! Schools just want "zero violence" which does not make sense.

I prefer colouring pencils

Sure...I don't doubt that they could read but I'm pretty sure they don't kick kids out of preschool for being able to read. My son didn't get kicked out of his preschool for being able to read.

'Christians'

Why's this one downvoted?