Not a chance I would have go r to summer detention for that especially since you reported it.

The first one is confusing lol

Haha this is just funny

LMAO my teacher would shed tears of joy if she saw someone reading a quality novel

Convents and Monasteries are full of hypocritical bots.....

Sounds too bureaucratic

In your dreams, ineffective school system.

Are you confusing reality with the show "Danny phantom" again?

Pervert...

I would have done the same thing :)

I laughed to much at this

YARR MATEY MAKE YE TEACHA WALK TH"E PLANK

I would have given you 200% extra credit.

This is some hulk smash stuff right there....

Good enough...I would do the same over and over again voluntarily...

ummmm... EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO READ ALL DA BOOKS

Diversion 100

I was once accused (and punished) for hacking my highschool. They claimed that I had hacked the admin, and locked them out. This was a big thing at school and since I was the head computer nerd of the school, helping them with IT issues and such, my mere presence at the school when it happened was enough to blame me. Now this whole thing got ridiculous. One time, a few years later, a kid from an other school told me that he heard of me and wondered if it was true that I was the one involved in that time the Secret Police had been involved in the high school hacking incident. I did set the story straight. Yes, the story was about me, but the truth was that the school admin had entered the wrong password three times and locked himself out of the account. They figured that out as soon as they could inspect the logs.

My account on the network was suspended and I'm such an idiot for letting it take place. A "friend" of mine had asked if they could use my account on the network. Because it wasn't against the rules to let someone use it, I didn't think much of a "friend" using it to finish an assignment. I was desperately trying to finish my own so I could get a weekend without homework and not paying attention to what he was doing beside me. Jerkface was looking at really disturbing things. It pinged on the system monitoring activity and we both got detention. Because he had his suspended for the same thing it was easy to determine who was doing it but of course because I gave permission, I was also at fault. I at least finished my essay before the weekend and only lost my network access for a week. I got my revenge when his account was returned a month later. All I needed to do was wait for him to go to the bathroom, forget to log off and installed a virus. I'm not a hacker but installing Illegal programs is waaaaay too easy.

SO basically you deserved to get suspended and seems like you got caught if they suspended you . .pointless and there isnt any irony . . moronic would be a better term

are you talking about the command 'net send'? I remember having my share of fun with that too

In comparison to the scene in Ender's Game where the hacking of the school's computer systems is a feature designed to get students to compete with each other.

Hehehe. They'll never know....

Jesus...

I don't get why teachers do this. We all have different paces of working!

Oh wow...I guess they really do

Wrong on so many levels

What is MSW please?

Kids don't realize that school don't legally have authority on them. Parents solely have. That school is not a prison, they are free to leave whenever they want, and that forcing anyone to stay somewhere against their will is unlawful imprisonment.

"biting someones calculator" hey new best friend wanna go be chaos together?

Is doing nothing in detention common in many places? Only time I was sent to detention (in France) was for skipping German class and they had us take a super difficult German test and convinced us it would count towards our grade. Then they revealed it was basically a university level test and that we couldn't have possibly completed it and it would never count.

Wtf. Just wtf.

She probably dreamt that s**t up ....

This school doesn't like hyperhidrosis at all.

And?

WHY!? PUNISH THE IDIOT NOT THE VICTIM! If someone breaks into your house, and they shoot you, but you shoot him back, you are not gonna punish the victim! Schools just want "zero violence" which does not make sense.

I prefer colouring pencils

Sure...I don't doubt that they could read but I'm pretty sure they don't kick kids out of preschool for being able to read. My son didn't get kicked out of his preschool for being able to read.

'Christians'

Why's this one downvoted?