Not a chance I would have go r to summer detention for that especially since you reported it.

The first one is confusing lol

Haha this is just funny

LMAO my teacher would shed tears of joy if she saw someone reading a quality novel

Convents and Monasteries are full of hypocritical bots.....

Sounds too bureaucratic

In your dreams, ineffective school system.

Are you confusing reality with the show "Danny phantom" again?

Just before you helped ET phone home?

We were doing a worm counting exercise in biology. We each had a little square outside and had to collect all the worms we could find in that soil within that square and put them in this bucket of water. At some point, I asked the teacher if the worms were good swimmers. He said the worms couldn't swim. So I tipped out my bucket and everybody else's too. So everybody had to go inside and refill their buckets with water, and put worms back in. But I could see the worms writhing and couldn't stand it, so I tipped out all the buckets. Again. So I was sent inside and was not allowed to participate any more. I would still rescue worms if I had to.

Schools purchase the frogs already dead, as it's not worth the trouble to ship live frogs for dissection. This post is likely a lie, stolen from an episode of "Saved By The Bell".

A kid in my school was punished with about 2 minutes detention after he came into school with yellow plumbers chalk and a small plastic knife from his action man. His crime: They were dissecting frogs. He made little markers that he used to label points of interest. Drew around the frog with yellow chalk and placed the knife next to the pinned down frog. When the teacher asked what was going on, he replied, "I'm not sure if it was murder or self-defence. He was armed but was killed with not a mark on him and someone had to nail him down. Plus the knife is clean so either the other person cleaned it or it was never used" The teacher sitting the detention laughed so much they let him go

And that's not a silly reason to get in trouble, that's a waste of funding your school has a hard time getting, and teacher hours, and ruined probably several hours of lesson plans.

Were they the little bitty peepers or the grand-daddy bullfrogs?

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not a silly reason. You stole school property that the school would have to spend money to replace.

You are an amazing person. Keep it up.

"stole". Imagine if someone stole your pet dog. How is that acceptable?

you have a big heart

That's admirable. The frogs were saved!

i would definitely do something like that

Good for you well done

Elliot?

How is it ridiculous to get in trouble for this?

I would've done that too, but the frogs we were presented with were already dead :(

Well that is theft.

This is why my science lecturer at uni when I did my teaching degree was a big animal rights activator- so the teachers would say no to using animals for science experiments before the students had to be the one to make up their mind try and help in an impotent way like this.

And you think the school was silly? Also, since when does a school use live frogs? True story: girl in my bio lab class (yes, college) put all the dissection frogs in doll's clothes (don't ask me how she had doll's clothes that would fit) and make-up, and yarn "wigs." The devotion! The attention to detail! The time spent!

With or without crutches?

At my first uni, we have adopted all the lab rats which were going to be killed. Everybody in the halls had at least a handful of rats. There was a no pets policy, so imagine the scandal when during a random search, they found hundreds of rats. :D

Much better than setting the dead ones free.

But why set them free in the lunchroom?

So you were the source of the cane toad invasion in Australia.

Hmmmm…..is she going to be your wife someday and are you going to build this big futuristic house because your a genius and is your kid going to travel forward in time to meet you as a kid and bring your kid self to your future self?

I believe many anarchists split began this way. Vegans too.

Pervert...

I would have done the same thing :)

I laughed to much at this

YARR MATEY MAKE YE TEACHA WALK TH"E PLANK

I would have given you 200% extra credit.

This is some hulk smash stuff right there....

Good enough...I would do the same over and over again voluntarily...

ummmm... EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO READ ALL DA BOOKS

Diversion 100

Jesus...

I don't get why teachers do this. We all have different paces of working!