Lol! Dads...

I can't decide whether this is rude or awesome.

I would freak out too if I thought it was a child, and freak out more when it's actually a dummy.

And even if they were the effing Beach Boys, they still had no right to cut into the line.

As someone who once bombed a job interview by saying something easily misunderstood, I can totally see this happening.

guess it was saturday

F**k that.

Ha ha it's a very common joke but it still makes me laugh. One evening the pilot said "look at the wonderful sunrise" and everybody freaked out. I talked to him afterwards and he said sadly "everybody missed the joke".

Understandable

And some people will ask why is this Florence in Italy is named after an american town.

Decent man. He could have driven 2 blocks before brining you back to the same spot!

Oh. Oh dear.

It's a WIN! (not a fail)

That must have hurt!

Congrats - and a great story to go out with a bang!

That's cute

You must be a middle child

o/ Middle child here. My parents did that to me, leaving their friends house. I stood in the picture window in the living room, waving forlornly to the car as they drove away down the long driveway. I have no memory of how long it took them to remember to turn back for me. There were 6 of us kids.

Kevin? KEVIN!!!

When I was little - maybe 5 or 6ish, my parents left me at the grocery store. They always let me go on the toy aisle and look while they shopped. (It was the early '60s) We knew all of the people that worked there pretty well. I got done looking at the toys and walked up to the front of the store and the workers instantly realized that my parents had left without me. Meanwhile they got home and walked into the house and my older sister asked where I was... (I am the youngest of three)

How many kids do they have that they didn't realize they'd forgotten one? I worked as a nanny for numerous families, and the most was 7 kids. I think six was the limit where it wasn't immediately obvious one was missing. But five or less, you can look without counting and see that one whole child is gone.

Not home alone

OMG!

You should have thwarted a plan of two bumbling criminals before they came back.

KEVIN!!!

Definitely sounds like someone was a middle child, I know cause I am a middle child. My parents forgot me twice, once at school when I was a kid and the other time I was adult going on a family trip. Lol middle child love

😱

I can really only imagine this happening if there were multiple cars and everybody assuming the kid was in the other one.

The counter in charge must've counted the neighbors head.

...and then the Wet Bandits attacked.

KEVIN! 😱

Mom's a badass

And when you got there you realised you'd left your wallet on the dresser.

Rad indeed! Not a fail in my book.

I think the French were saying he was a pain in the a**e.

A pack of Chihuahuas will shred you. If you had stepped out, it would have gone from The Grey to Piranha in a heartbeat.

At least it was only for breakfast. She could have been left Home Alone while the rest of the family went to Paris.

That's simply on all the people who were bothered but didn't say anything.

Was that United Airlines? Theyve sent my luggage on so many side trips it's better traveled than I am.

A druck on the NYC subway... what are the odds

Lol I've been skunked a few times as I live in the country on a farm and do my own critter removal. Nothing truly gets rid of that smell except time. Tomato juice with cut potatoes is something I've heard works. Vinegar is another. I just showered a bunch and used lotions and sprays.

Cuttttteeeeeeee

Sounds like an episode of Mr. Bean

That is so sad 😞

And that's why so many people are objecting against the massive touchscreens in cars that you even need to turn down the volume of the radio or control the airco.

Jesus how many terrible parents can be in this thread?