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Many of us enjoy getting a cheeky takeaway after a hard day at work or school. Not only is it a way to reward ourselves for our efforts but we also end up supporting the local businesses and forming a bond with the shop owners. However, you can’t expect every single meal to be as stellar as what you’d get at a five-star restaurant. Some folks take it very personally if they have a sub-par experience and then vent their rage in the form of bad reviews.

That’s where the witty ‘Takeaway Trauma’ Instagram account comes in. The social media project collects the funniest and most unhinged customer reviews, and shares the savage comments that the restaurant owners came back with. Check out the freshest posts below and upvote your faves. Are we the only ones getting hungry right now? We hope not!

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    Takeaways are huge in the United Kingdom. Statista notes that the fast food and takeaway market in the UK amounted to 21.37 billion pounds (27.46 billion dollars) in 2022, with a forecast of 22.04 billion pounds (28.32 billion dollars) in 2023.

    The fun ‘Takeaway Trauma’ project has grown immensely since it was founded back in late 2020. At the time of writing, the Instagram page has grown to house 184k takeaway and sassy comeback-loving fans. It’s a favorite of many internet users and has become a popular niche for anyone craving a big dose of negativity with a bunch of comedy poured all over it. All you need is an internet connection, as well as a big bag of popcorn or a large portion of curry fries and you’ve got an enjoyable evening ahead of you, really.

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    It’s easy to see why the page is such a huge hit. The posts are incredibly relatable on so many levels. First of all, you’re dealing with the topic of food. That’s something that absolutely everyone can relate to because everyone needs to eat in order to survive. So the quality of the food and service is a touchy subject for many folks. Many of us have also eaten out at least once in our lives, so there’s another layer of relatability for you there.

    Secondly, people tend to be drawn to negative news more than positive topics. Though we all enjoy wholesome content from time to time, it’s spicy takes, criticism, and drama that dominate our attention. That’s why reading negative reviews is its own form of entertainment. As is watching how business owners put overly-critical wannabe food critics in their place with their rapier-like wit.

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    And thirdly, there is a ton of comedy to enjoy on ‘Takeaway Trauma.’ Laughter helps us forget about our worries, improves our immune system, gives our internal organs a decent workout, and makes us feel good. So it’s no wonder that this cocktail of food, negativity, and humor has been so popular with the Instagram crowd!

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    During a previous interview with the founder of ‘Takeaway Trauma,’ Bored Panda learned that the account even got featured on The Jonathan Ross Show, on the BBC. “I didn’t even realize they were airing it, they just did, and then someone just messaged the account telling me they saw it!” the founder told us earlier. 

    “I’ve definitely seen a big increase in audience, especially since the TV show. People seem to be more and more involved in the humor, it’s almost like we have our own little community, which is exciting,” they said.

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    “I do see some really savage replies by business owners, some are so rude that I can’t actually post them as it’s pretty offensive—that’s how bad it's got!”

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    Back in late 2021, the founder of the project told us that they’d seen a surge in negative reviews about pizza deliveries. “It seems that the Neapolitan-style pizzas with the thin base seem to always fold over, or toppings fall off. It’s quite funny but at the same quite frustrating for the customer!” they said.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't go there after that reply. They don't care about their customers.

    DaniD
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gaetano's is a Pa/NJ restaurant. Every 1 star rating anyone gave has some snarky response from the owner.

    Amy Doyle
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not good business at all. If I seen this on a review I'd probably avoid a place like this.

    Black Rabbit
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owner of that place probably lost a lot more business for being a dïck like that.

    Matt Harrell
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The review might keep me from trying, but the response guarantees I tell friends not to try, either.

    Fake Name
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful roast, especially if the owner is implying he banged dudes wife on wedding day.

    Gypsy Lee
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That response assures I would never go there. Don’t reward bad behavior.

    Niki Munster
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a response like that, I wouldn't expect it to be good ever

    Lezbiwitch
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That response was everything 😂😂😂 I'd go there

    Blyss Blyssylb
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O-o-oh!!! BURN! 🤭 Although, Gaetano's Cheesesteaks reply was rude and unnecessary.🤨

    Felicia
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people are rude and entitled these days and easily offended. Life's to short to not be blunt, sarcastic and have a sense of humor.

    RavenTheCat
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait so are you agreeing or disagreeing with this particular humor? forgive me i just woke up as of this message

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    “Funnily enough, one thing I have learned is that most people only really write reviews if it’s really bad or really good—rarely in between. I think sometimes people are so annoyed and angry that in the heat of the moment after just receiving their ‘bad food,’ they go on to the internet and type everything they are thinking about right there and then,” they shared.

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    Meanwhile, during another interview, the page founder opened up to Bored Panda about the inspiration behind ‘Takeaway Trauma.’ "I'm a big takeaway fan and found myself going to order a delivery and thought I’d check the reviews of a particular establishment. After checking the good reviews, I thought I better check the bad ones also," they said.

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    "I came across the most hilarious reviews and was genuinely crying with laughter. Without really thinking about it, I screenshotted the reviews just for my own personal use to send to friends, etc. People seemed to find them funny so I thought, let's try and curate these and create a page out of it!" they told Bored Panda.

    According to the founder of ‘Takeaway Trauma,’ folks ought to have more empathy and be more forgiving with restaurant staff. “People in general are so impatient and want things instantly. As soon as these high standards aren't met, the natural human reaction is to complain,” they said.

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    "I think a lot of the time, people give too much stick to takeaways, however, with that being said, some of the images of takeaway food I’ve seen really do look awful, so I think you can only really determine it on a case by case basis,” they pointed out that there are two sides to this particular delicious and metaphorical food industry coin.

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    We’d love to hear about the very worst (and best!) takeaways that you’ve ever had, Pandas, so swing by the comment section to share your experiences with all the other readers. Have any of you ever worked at a takeaway or fast food place? If so, we’re keen to hear about things from the other side of the counter.

    Meanwhile, here at Bored Panda, we’re pretty big fans of ‘Takeaway Trauma,’ and you can check out our previous features about the project here and here when you’re done enjoying this list. 

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