If you’re running a business in a tourist-heavy country, having signage in English is a smart move. However, your smarts go out the window if the English translations you display turn into the wrong kind of funny jokes. We understand that not everyone knows the language well enough not to get lost in translation, but please—don't trust Google Translate to give you anything but a literal conversion of whatever you type in, turning your sign into a hilariously bad translation.

Machine Translation Fails

Each language is an intricate system. Knowing the literal meaning of each word will only get you so far and is definitely not enough to make a good translation. Unfortunately, this is exactly where machine translators fail spectacularly and produce awfully bad translated signs. They are still learning how to deal with a language as a living organism, not just a bunch of nouns and verbs. 

Well, to be fair on translation tools, it’s possible that some of these errors were just honest typos. Either way, scroll down to see the funniest bad translations people have come across during their travels and vote for the most epic fails. Also, is anyone up for a nice ‘decomposed Moscow mule’ later?  

#1

Eating Carpet?

Airport sing that says "Eating Carpet Strictly Prohibited"

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CBN2143
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't do it, c************r!

Cip IESAN
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a very normal demand. Who would like his carpet being eaten by unknown people? Also available for the furniture!

Little letitia
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mmm heavy traffic carpet *drools Homer style*

Too bored to do this!
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no! Just as I was looking forward to a nice big meal of carpet!! ☹️

Kalene Ivey
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard that airline food was bad.

Chris Lieu
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

English is commonly spoken in India. How could this happen in India?

Terry French
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or do they mean rug munching lol

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    #2

    Hilarious Translation Fail Turns \"Ice Cream\" Into \"Ice Cream In The Ass\"

    Menu that says "Ice cream in the a*s"

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that I think of it, this may be a great way to shrink swollen hemorrhoids. 😜

    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old enough to appreciate that joke....sadly.

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    EmptySoul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If its a cone, its gonna hurt!

    William Dickinson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You assume that this is a translation error. It might not be.

    Ashla Delana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The translator just failed to realize that "acc." is an abbreviation of something.

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    Maximilian Clegg
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG WHAT THE HELL MY A*S DOESN'T LIKE ICE CREAM!

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    #3

    Translation Fail Turns \"Clean Beach\" Into Hilarious Public Warning Gone Wrong

    Translation Fail Turns \"Clean Beach\" Into Hilarious Public Warning Gone Wrong

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    TC
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so "straight in the face " bored human. My respects...

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    Wazz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little obviously photoshopped...

    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this an error or did somebody mess with the sign? "itch" is a different font than the rest.

    Nick Montevecchi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake and photoshopped...font body and size are different

    S Missions
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a really bad photoshop.. font size is wrong, obvious discoloration.

    Henrique Kenzo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm brazilian... And I'm almost certain that this joke was 100% intentional.

    Watermeloncat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually means: Clean beach Don't leave trash in the sand Everyone

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least use the same size letters if you're going to shop something. Not exactly difficult.

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    #4

    Epic Translation Fail Makes Elevator Sound Like a Sci-Fi Disaster Beyond Control

    Funny sign about broken elevator

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    Kukku
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even that finnish text is not correct 😅

    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would be the literal translation of the text in Finnish?

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    Jeff McGowan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This elevator is, like, SOOOO broken.

    Charles Laster
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I'm glad they revived the great word happenstance!

    Steve Bowman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google Translate is also so broken.

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    #5

    Paul Is Dead Or Just Meatballs?

    "Paul is dead" translated from arabic

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    Panpan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he tasted good *eats meatpaul while crying*

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    Natasha L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Paul is dead... we made meatballs out of him. Enjoy!"

    Rebecca Johnson Pettiford
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough! That Beatles urban legend has been put to rest.

    Greg Bulmash
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were playing The White Album backward.

    Sonia Andras
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that Paul McCartney conspiracy again! ><

    Lindsay Ameye
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again with the Paul McCartney conspiracy!

    Dima Less
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh... Paul McCartney conspiracy...

    Gibberint Dark
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's not a mistranslation, Maybe Paul was the only spare member of staff when they ran out of meat...!!

    Brigita Pupelyte
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's make sure he doesn't go to waste!

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    What is the Greatest Problem of Translation?

    While many things go into making a good translation, some things are often the main culprits of funny translation fails. One of them is words that sound similar in two languages but mean different things. They are called the translator’s false friends.

    Another thing responsible for many hilariously bad translated signs is taking things too literally instead of translating the meaning. And the shorter the text, the more difficult it is to translate it because you don’t have enough context to help you.

    #6

    High Maintenance Chick Salon Fails That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

    "High Maintenance Chick Salon" sign

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    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hair bottox?? What, it makes your hair so stiff it won't move for months!

    Nini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best translation ever

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    #7

    Hilarious Translation Fail Leaves Drivers Confused About Dead Slow Kids Playing

    "Dead slow children playing" translated from arabic

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    EmptySoul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zombie kids? Dead slow

    AnnieLaurie Burke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least, you don't have to worry about being caught by dead slow zombies. Just walk away.

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, how I hate these dead, slow children playing in the streets!!

    Julie Noonan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the superlative. Slow, slower, dead slow.

    João Lança de Carvalho
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this one's actually correct. It's a traffic sign Jordan et al. inherited from Great Britain. And it's not a translation; I'm pretty sure the Arabic reads "slow down."

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    Scott Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only are the children slow, they are also dead.

    Charles Laster
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they're not fast Zombies. They're the worst!

    Hellen Jojo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or slow children, playing dead?

    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can someone translate "Reduce Speed" into "Dead slow"?! Beyond my understanding!!

    Diane DesAutels
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dead slow" is a valid expression: only enough speed as required to keep the car moving forward and letting you steer. Really, all the sign NEEDS is punctuation, though rewording might be advisable.

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    #8

    Toilet or Temple? Hilarious Translation Fail Calls Bathroom a Place of Prayer

    "Toilet - the place of prayer" translated from arabic

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you had spicy food the last night, toilet does become the place of prayer

    CBN2143
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worshiping the porcelain god.

    Mariam Yakout
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a fail; the sign says that in there there's a toilet and a place for prayer (two separate places) but translated in English it makes it sound like they are both the same place ((I'm an Arabic speaker))

    irmar Nobody
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly I would not associate the two in the same sign.

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    Marysia Jawłowska
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like not a translation fail but rather a bad design?

    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on how constipated you are, I suppose.

    Samantha Robinson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It definitely is after a night of too much drinking when you pray to the Toilet Gods.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, God, I found a toilet!!

    Dima Less
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm.. I see nothing wrong with this sign.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dear Lord, please rid me of this U.T.I."

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    #9

    You Won’t Believe This Chicken Shop’s Brutal Translation Fail That’ll Crack You Up

    "Sale of chicken m****r" translated from arabic

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    ugaas wiilhoog
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they used a chicken company for the billboard.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or vegetarian translators. (With all respect to vegetarians and vegans)

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    Scott Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hitman for hire, specializing in poultry."

    creamegg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never has an ad been so true

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so they didn't put it in jail anymore

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yes they do have to murder the chickens

    Craig Walle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've eaten there in Qatar! Great "murdered" chicken sandwiches!

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    #10

    This Cheese Will Leave You Literally Paralysed Try It at Your Own Risk

    "Syrian paralysis cheese" translated from arabic

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    Keeks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wheelchair sold separately.

    Steve Secora
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still a more popular menu item than Persian Gonorrhea Cheese

    John Meyler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    l work in a spanish neighborhood and when l pretend to take a photograph at the front of the class. l ask them to write down what l just did,,,,,those that think in english will say you TOOK a picture and those that think in spanish writes you THREW a picture....gets lost in tranlation but now l know who l need to work with more to help them think in english!!!!!

    Jan Tomas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I taught ESL at the border of Mexico, and "borrow to me the scissors/paper/some money " was a common mistake.

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    Leonard Guillory III
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, is there any way for us to find out Exactly type of cheese this IS!?

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat this cheese, you will never move... your bowels...

    Angelos Tsirimokos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does the original text mean literally? How can a word that (presumably) describes a kind of cheese be translated as 'paralysis'?

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    Funny Translation Fails by Humans

    Often, bad translation is entirely on the person who made it because they either didn’t have enough knowledge or didn’t bother to double-check if the result actually made sense. 

    However, beyond dealing with false friends and ambiguous words, translating also involves understanding cultural nuances, references, and context. What makes sense in one culture might not in another, making accurate translation complex. Hence, linguistic challenges are just the tip of the iceberg.

    Either way, ridiculously bad translated signs are funny to read, so keep scrolling for more translation fails in advertising. Vote for the ones that make you laugh the most, and share them with your friends!

    #11

    When Translation Goes Too Far Dental Lab Gets a Seriously Awkward Name

    "N**i dental laboratory" wrong translation from the arabic

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps we can expect to see Dustin Hoffman, and Laurence Olivier, working there?

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Herr Dr. Mengele - Monday to Friday, 10:00 - 17:00

    Kristen Hdz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh... *turns and quickly walks away* ... I think I'll stick with the toothache, thanks...

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    #12

    This Perfume Shop\'s Name Is Hilariously Lost in Translation and You Won\'t Believe It

    "A**s perfumery and gifts" wrong translation from arabic

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    Godspeed
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brings a whole new meaning to Eau Du Toilette.

    Kristy Brennan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone that can use this.....lol

    Clare McDuff
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta drop the a**s gifts off at the pool

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to perfume yours, I don't see any harm in that

    No One
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than p*o-pourri!!!

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    #13

    When Translation Goes Wild The Clothes Store You Didn’t Expect to See

    "P**n Fashion" wrong translation from the arabic

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    Anna Thouvenin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who said the Middle East was conservative?

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if they consider THAT to be porn fashion, then....

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    ALIYAH ALLEN
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's funny how there isn't any trashy clothes in that store.

    Nora
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaa! I think it's because many Middle Eastern Arabs confuse the P and the B letters. There is no P in Arabic.

    Angelos Tsirimokos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nazi and A**s are, I suppose, the shopkeepers' names. But Porn can't possibly be an Arabic word. I suspect they really meant to say 'sexy".

    Kaitlyn Simms
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmm..... shouldnt that store be empty according to its name

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You dress porny, we then have sex..

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    #14

    Turn on the Vacuum Cleaner While Showering? Translation Fail You Have to See to Believe

    Wrong translated sign about shower and vacum cleaner

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    Marcus Flatt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but do I have to have it in the shower with me?

    Little_Dragonwolf_studios
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we require you to vacuum the water. Be sure to have it plugged in.

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    Blue Hippo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we need this sign everywhere... Help control the population. Get your humans spade and neutered.

    Roy Rush
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they trying to get people electrocuted?

    Laura Aube
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My apologies but we don’t have shower drains so we require you to vacuum up the water

    A X
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    forbidden bath bomb

    Zhu Tianqi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG EVEN GOOGLE TRANSLATE SAYS THAT

    Anita Holleufer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like a little electric water!

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    #15

    Evil Saloon for Men or Just a Hair-Raising Translation Fail You Can’t Miss

    "evil Saloon for men" wrong translation from arabic

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    Raquel Bacardi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they meant Salon. A saloon is like a tavern or pub.

    Martin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you zoom in and hit CSI "enhance" you can read the number of the building: 666 number-of-...fb1535.jpg number-of-the-beast-59b87f8fb1535.jpg

    Frank Geerligs
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evil has no boundaries. Unless it's closed.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women know, the evil men do at the saloon!

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    #16

    Than \"Q\" For Not Smoking Confuses Everyone With Hilarious Translation Blunder

    Wrong translated sing about smoking

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    Panpan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. Could someone please explain it?

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    Anna Thouvenin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This awfully reminds me when I was in China. Most people like to use (and misuse) English words in text and to say "thank you" they use 10Q. This is horrible, please just don't.

    TC
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a " Discunt" sign in a shop once...

    Gyan Ranjan Pruthal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a play on words, and not a translation mistake.

    A X
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly don’t think that was a fail

    מורן תעסה
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ill open my house with the k "e" and then I will "p"

    bpanther
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting "Thank you for not having fun" from google translate for the bottom Tamil language !!

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    #17

    This Cream Milk Contains Coconut Humans and Other Hilarious Translation Fails You Have to See

    Wrong translated sign about cream milk with coconut humans

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    Isabel Tamayo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coconut Humans? What should be the word after coconut? Can't figure it out.

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to create an account just to answer this question: coconut peels. Both words are written similarly.

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    Baby Rhino Falcon Sloth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time I saw this, I thought it was just a translation fail. Then I tried them. D:

    Tyler Iosif
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homococonutus Sapiens, a phenomenon that science and/or scientists still cannot explain!

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually allergic to coconut..........I don't think I'd be able to have the humans too!

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    #18

    Lost in Translation: When Fish Dishes Take a Wildly Wrong Turn

    Wrong translated menu about sailor

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's what happen when you only have men on a boat

    Martin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This menu is very rapey

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An unfortunately named fish. It's either Rape, or Monkfish. Neither sounds particular appealing.

    Carlos Hernandez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on spanish says "cut the whole hair to the sailor" haha

    James Blair
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Direct Translation of the French is more daunting

    David Jeu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The French translation in not better either 😂

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    #19

    Menu Mishaps: When Dog Turds and Sheep Turds Sound Like Tasty Tidbits

    Wrong translated menu

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    Scott Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, son, I know you're mad at me for grounding you and all, but you're learning English in school, right? Would you translate this menu for my restaurant before it's printed? You will? Thanks, mate, I appreciate it."

    De Gueb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do occasional Spanish to English menus for restaurants in Spain. Minimum 50 euros. I know some restaurant where a bottle of wine costs that and they won't pay me 50 euros to borrow my years experience for a couple of hours. In and Up market restaurant it look terrible to have mistakes like this, when a risotto costs 30euros.

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    Also Ansinfer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, I think I'll go for the titbits

    Nancy E
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign made me laugh out loud !

    Ranee Anderson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't laughed so hard I cry for a LONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG time........ wrong not once but twice!!!!! LOL

    Thais Della Costa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sooooo wrong!!! Pirarucu and Piracuí are made of fish... How did they translated this way? OMG!!!

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    #20

    Do Not Use The Problem? Hilarious Translation Fails That Make No Sense

    "Do not use the problem" sign

    rdilaracelik Report

    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another math teacher just started crying reading this.

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not use the problem: use the solution!

    Guney Ar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. This one is my language. It actually says: "there is a problem, do not use it" lol

    Dona Diani
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this, it has a very philosophical ring to it

    Samantha Robinson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not use the problem BE the problem.

    Gerhard Meyer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense, rather use the solution

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't think I was; thanks for letting me know :)

    Huang Zhifan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao it's supposed to say "defective,not to be used"

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    #21

    Wholesale Fabric Shop or Winged Donkeys? Translation Fail That Will Crack You Up

    Wrong translated Indian sign

    mikesinasia Report

    Petra Ondruchová
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "a donkey that intimately trim the skirt" :D

    Nora Bora
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That donkey is excellent with the needlework.

    Leto Cyrah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sell a wing, a donkey that intimately trim the skirt... NANI?!?!

    Gyan Ranjan Pruthal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the name of the shop is hilarious.

    Little Lark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, in this case it means something along the lines of "Blessed Than"

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    Sakda Singhatep
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I'm Thai and I can read Lao. The sign is trying to say " Sell wholesale and retailer. Our price. Made to order" These words must have been translated by Google. :)

    Boyu Cai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A burro is like, weird in a clothes store

    Just me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just wrong, but so funny, one lucky donkey

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    #22

    When Following Pool Rules Gets You Kicked Out – Translation Fail of the Century

    Wrong translated french sign

    ameenagorton Report

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere in the parallel Universe

    ghoyu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    obey to the pool... obey to the pool...

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    Yardarrat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not keep the shower running unattended. Do not stand in ankle-deep water waiting for something to happen. Do not shoot children with your laser vision. Sounds all good to me

    just a thought !
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one is a UFO trying to suck the swimmers inside ... Beware !

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    Fidel Bousquet
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The anarchist swimmimg pool. Break the rules!

    Jess Hodges
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No board shorts allowed in french swimming pools, I still remember having to use the loaner Speedos when I was a kid!! Traumatic!

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not let dogs having affairs with cats!

    Aidan Spurrill
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!"

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    Aidan Spurrill
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Leave shower running. 2. Stand in Shallow puddle. 3. Oogle children.

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the French are complaining about the behaviour of British tourists... THEY ARE LITERALLY ASKING FOR IT !

    Charm Valenzuela
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I just wanna live in mars...

    Clare Amidei
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they wonder why the pool is always empty...

    Laura Aube
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay so we must go scuba diving, bring our radios, run not walk, play soccer, bring our dogs, smoke, swim in prom dress and heels, wear more shoes 👠, swim on wet tiles, and bring everyone a goodie basket. Got it!!

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    #23

    When You Want Meat but End Up Buying a Lamp Instead – Translation Gone Wild

    Wrong translated arabic labels

    April Tosch Jamjoon Report

    Jeni Leigh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost spit my tea out laughing when I read this 😂

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    Laura Aube
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now their killing lamps!!!! First Paul, then the chickens, now lamps! Where does this end!!???!!!??

    Jessica Lydon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't...Google Translate is a very good assassin

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    Magdalena Krukowska
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boneless lamp - but with a crunchy light bulb.

    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God. I just hate it when my lamps aren't properly deboned.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's dark in here... -Just open the lamb

    Don Williams
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do enlighten us on this meat...

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    #24

    Don’t Feed the Flamingos? Hilarious Translation Mix-Up Confuses Llamas With Birds

    Wrong translated spanish sign

    faithmalay Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what kind of flamingos are these? :-)

    Phil The Computer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Llamingos:a special breed of pink llamas

    Also Ansinfer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But by all means, feed the alpacas pyramids of meatballs

    Maya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly this is not a flamingo. That is obviously a dolphin.

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introducing "Flamingo" the pony!

    A X
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow those are some weird flamingos

    WONG JUN XI Moe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the start of the new species - The Hormingo.

    EskChan19
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *points at the Llama* Is this a Flamingo?

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    #25

    When Special Women and Men Collide: The Funniest Translation Fail You’ll See Today

    Wrong translated arabic sign

    majdo64 Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so that's mean no strap-on?

    Dina Goldin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Special just for women, men are not ever allowed to enter. (all jumbled up)

    Diane DesAutels
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Special — women only — men are NEVER (w/double negative) allowed to enter" .... maybe?

    Marko Herič
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would expect a translation like that from somone who is responisble for this

    Shez Krafty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are special women, reserved for very special night.

    Kristen Hdz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Commas, COMMAS, people...! "Just Special Women are allowed to enter; Men, never" ...maybe?...

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    #26

    Pringles Ass Flvr? Hilarious Translation Fails You Won\'t Believe Are Real

    Wrong translated arabic sign

    Report

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, about hot/spicy foods, they say you get to enjoy it twice. Once going in, and once coming out. That post above about "Ice Cream In The A*s" makes perfect sense now. :D

    Marika Stanway
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, first hot and spicey a*s flavour, then ice cream up the a*s. All utterly logical.

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    Emily Fraser
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not translation error. It is PRINGLES ASSORTED FLAVOURS

    Alper
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have shortened 'flavour'.... so why not shorten 'assorted'....... oh.......ok then. 😳

    Cara Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they just forgot the "." It means assorted flavors.

    Martin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... i think you meant ASSorted flavors ;)

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    DaylightFlower
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol a*s stands for assorted though

    Jacqui Wilson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooohhhh! Do you think they (and the ice cream a*s one) are just using "a*s" as a shortened version of "assorted"? As in "People disagreeing with me (a*s)"

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    #27

    Toilet Sign Translation Gone Hilariously Wrong You Won’t Believe What It Says

    Wrong translated toilet sign

    Report

    CatShatBrix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a good point. It is incredibly annoying

    Nicole Levesque
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plus, we all know a butt dropped in the toilet will block it.

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    Sakda Singhatep
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I'm Thai again :) It says "Do not litter the cigarette in to the toilet"

    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Young children manage to do this ~~~~~~~~~~

    Sue Long
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE having to reach in to get it out! Eewwwww!

    WONG JUN XI Moe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good Point, the toilet empire does not like snooping butts

    Le Box of Shame
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of my irrational fears as a child

    Anita Holleufer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or at least make sure you pick it up before you leave.

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    #28

    This Translation Fail Is So Bad It’s Clucking Hilarious and Hard to Forget

    Wrong translated chicken sign

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, we would call that "Homestyle"

    thedaydreamer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation is correct. I guess they meant their chicken recipes are the same as your Mom's. It's like "Lutong Bahay" in Tagalog.

    Jolo Atlantis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For clarification, it's meant to be a pun on "putang ina mo" meaning "your mother is a wh***"

    Calvin Tsang
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is correct it's a play on a Filipino swear word

    Wayne Beesley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere an Asian is laughing at a picture of some red necks 'chinese' tattoo that says he thinks says 'dragon' but actually 'c**k sucker'

    Leto Cyrah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh..... my mother is human...

    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a your mom joke that makes no sense.

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    #29

    Hilarious Translation Fails on Menus That Accidentally Serve Up Drama

    Wrong translated arabic menu

    ThamtheTerrible Report

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are in the variety of dishes category- variety is the spice of life...

    Mouna Ben Hmida
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    لزانية = lasagna but in the very literal traduction it becomes adulteress

    Scott Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually I'm the one cheating on my diet.

    Dima Less
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's how they punish do for the adultery?

    Mindy Keys
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least once they stone them to death, they use the meat. Waste not, want not.

    AnnieLaurie Burke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet they get a lot of customers. Both vegan and omnivore.

    TC
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm I might bring a married girl friend of mine...

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean fresh sushi? I'll go for that :P

    Isabel Tamayo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if I want to try adulteress foods..

    Oliver M. Gingles
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait so adults are grown-up men and women are adulteresses?

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    #30

    When Your Dessert Turns Into a Crime Scene: The Decomposed Moscow Mule Menu Fail

    Wrong translated menu

    lukeh Report

    JoSta Urban
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As much as I like desserts, don't think I'd be tempted to try that one...

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    R.I.P Mule :( But a Moscow Mule is a cocktail not a desert, right?

    Susan Jornales
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how much would a live Moscow mule cost? 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Nini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10€?? Hope it's a big one and not too much decomposed -_-

    Kim May
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What flavor is decomposed ? ?

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    #31

    This Salad Translation Fail Says Pee Shoots Instead of Pea Shoots and It’s Hilarious

    Wrong translated menu

    zvstrack Report

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pee shoots explain the "salted" almonds

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I just pea'd myself laughing! XD

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is because the bathroom is useless...

    Isabel Tamayo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that's some talent, imagine shooting pee. xD

    WONG JUN XI Moe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they don't find out i put a little "spice" to it....

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    #32

    Automatic Doors Warning Fails That Say Don’t Open Them Manuel Way

    Automatic doors sign

    sonicspunk Report

    Claudia Machado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you finally understood that, Manuel!

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always one Manuel who doesn't know how to behave ...

    Meike Henneman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mind Manuel, he's from Barcelona

    JoSta Urban
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know they had automatic doors in Fawlty Towers.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this sign at the Fawlty Towers hotel in Torquay?

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    #33

    Sign Says \"Stuff Only\" Instead of Staff in Hilarious Translation Fail You Can’t Miss

    Wrong translated stuff sign

    travelprincess99 Report

    Jeni Leigh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to previous entry it's ice cream in the a*s 💁

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    Dyllon Ng
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah yeah we totally only have stuff here ok so now move along

    AzureFalcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Supposed To Read "Staff Only".

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just give me a second......Hey, where'd ya put the stuff? I can't find it.

    Cuber Maker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stuff, oh, i finally understand, some stuff will go inside, nothing but dead stuff can enter

    Jameer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's obvious a misspelled version of "staff"

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    #34

    You Won\'t Believe These Hilarious Food Translation Fails Featuring Frogs and Eels

    Wrong translated menu

    jakelovescoffee Report

    just a thought !
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yummm , technology for lunch today ... Not just any technology , but lemongrass frog tech , the most exotic one !

    ManhĐức Nguyễn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Vietnamese turmeric is "nghệ" but if use google translate is mean technology

    Milena Matic
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    technology..mmmmm ...but fried technology ... yummmm

    Nini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome in the future.

    EskChan19
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sir the Eel is done for! It has been deep fried!" "No! We can save it! We have the technology!"

    Dooberman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, something new for my diffuser

    Darnman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can get technology for only 89? Wow!

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    #35

    When Fish Start Making Wild Predictions The Funniest Translation Fails on Menus

    Wrong translated menu

    Super English Report

    Alex Bunker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the shrimp does the work while the fish ponders...

    Sakda Singhatep
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, I'm Thai again. 1.Fried fish in hot and spicy soup. 2.Grill fish with salt. 3.Fish fried with fish sauce. 4.Fish fried with sweet and sour sauce. 5.Prawn and glass noodle fried with Chinese sauce.

    Jody Brown
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they kill such a capable fish? So sad.

    Samantha Robinson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sea thicket: don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

    Lindsay Ameye
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this the order of lectures at the pondering fish congress or something?

    George Rozehnal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the fish that do the estimates are properly licensed... just sayin'

    Lucas Correia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Fish estimates laughter is certain

    Maxx Holifield
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shrimp bakes a soufflé for you to reward you for that comment.

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    Sanchi Shiva
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fish estimates me laughing so hard

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    What is a Common Translation Mistake?

    Apart from taking things too literally during translation, another common mistake is using the very first option the dictionary offers you for the word you’re looking for. Sometimes, it may really be the meaning you need, but there’s a good chance that the one that actually suits your context is a little down the entry. Keep that in mind when translating to avoid more translation fails and improve accuracy.

    #36

    Hilarious Translation Fail Turns Safety Rules Into “Debt Bather” Chaos

    Wrong translated hebrew and arabic sign

    SquilliamFancysonIII Report

    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I knew what they're trying to say...

    Lilo Elia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Obey the instructions of pool officials and the signs. 2. Beware of slipping in the pools and near them - no running and pushing. 3. Parents and care-takers - you must oversee bathing of children under 6 years of age in the toddlers pool (no lifeguard there). Please note - overseeing means continuous eye contact or physical proximity with the bather which allows immediate assistance. (I'm a native Hebrew speaker)

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    Also Ansinfer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One in Hebrew, one in Arabic, one in Jeff Spicoli Stoned American

    Vanessa Court-Payen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems perfectly clear to me... each individual word, anyway. Strung together in that order, well... happy drowning?

    Just Curious
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this is great, there is so much to unpack here. Many of the problems here arise from the words in the sign which are homonyms in Hebrew. Btw, great [correct] translation, Lilo.

    Z
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait so if I make eye contact with a child I own it?? Guess I'm swimming with my eyes closed

    Ivar Iversen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only for bathers in financial ruin ?

    Gary Benadum
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone plays Debt Bather on hardcore mode. There are no saves.

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    #37

    Epic Translation Fail: When Bags Get Pregnant and Language Gets Weird

    Wrong translated arabic sign

    Naim Halawi Report

    CatShatBrix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's gonna give birth! PUSH! Come on, you can do it!

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so happy for them! I am sure they've tried for years and years and now it has finally happened :) Congrats Mr. and Mrs. Bag!!

    Scott Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you having a paper or a plastic?

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More than 50% of pregnant women experience morning sickness and vomiting; maybe that's why. Like the bags in the planes...

    Samantha Robinson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we know how ziplock bags are made.

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great... you'll have a mini bag for free soon.

    AnnieLaurie Burke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder my kitchen closet get full of plastic bags every so often.

    Scott Jamieson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly, this is where little bags come from.

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy two get one free!!! (iIth the added help of a trained bag specialist, of course)

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    #38

    Butt Sweets Shop Translation Fail Will Make You Do a Double Take

    Wrong translated arabic sign

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    Vahid musavy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp. Now we know where to find more ice cream in the a*s if they run out ;)

    pugtraain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THATS where the ice cream in an above post came from!!

    Cuber Maker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :[ im sad, my parents have been feeding me sweets from this shop foreveer, (vomits) i think im fine now

    Baby Rhino Falcon Sloth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Pio Enzo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im trying to learn arabic and when i read it i saw Baat so maybe Butt

    Boyu Cai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is because the ice cream is only two scoops to make a butt

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    #39

    Lost in Translation: When \"Throw Nothing\" Sounds Like a Toilet Riddle

    Wrong translated toilet sign

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah.. No blank calls please

    Kristy Dalgity McDaniel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on. Empty your pockets. You must have something to trow.

    Martin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does a fart count as 'nothing'

    Luke S.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably because, in spanish, double negatives are a grammatical rule, while they aren't used in English. Someone probably just got a bit confused.

    Dyllon Ng
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is directed to all the people who just use their phones on the toilet

    Scarfy VR
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, the Spanish is correct, but next time, get someone who speaks Spanish to translate, Spanish uses Nada for anything

    Scarfy VR
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, it means Anything in this case, but normally means Nothing

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    Mabel Cáceres
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....so let's trow everything we can!...

    Byron Sot
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So its forbiten not to throw something in the toilet.

    Kristen Hdz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO MANY bathroom signs are ridiculously badly translated! haaaaahahahaha!

    Gilles Verreault
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The text in Spanish is badly formulated; says that is it prohibited to throw NOTHING ...

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    #40

    This Hilarious Translation Fail Turns \"No Shouting\" Into \"Do Not Cry\"

    Wrong translated not yelling sign instead translated "not crying"

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    meow point1
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You better not pout, I'm telling you why.

    Byron Sot
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont cry for argentinaaaa.....

    Fcutdlady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gritar is to cry out as in shout ! Gritar en voz alta - to cry out in a loud voice, if i remember the tiny bit of spanish i have correctly

    Okiku's Master (still Potato)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm half Mexican so the sign actually reads "Do not yell". *I think*.

    Leto Cyrah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *child cries* Police: You are under arrest for crying. Later Judge: Detention. FOREVER

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    #41

    Lost in Translation? Hilarious Signs Pointing to the Arrival Hole You Can’t Miss

    Wrong translated arabic sign

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    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least it's not a welcome pit.

    Goustan Bodin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    didn't look like a golf course though!

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They took Alice in Wonderland very seriously!

    Cuber Maker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to the death hole ---------------------> no no, i dont want to go there NOOOOONOONNONNOONONOONO

    Gerhard Meyer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yah, describes some airports arrival halls quite accurately...

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    #42

    No Place to Park or Park No Place? Translation Fails That Defy Logic

    Wrong translated parking sign

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    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just what is the meaning of this? Is this all there is? It's all so confusing...

    Diane DesAutels
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was the intention? That IS an accurate translation, isn't it? Maybe the sign maker doesn't speak Spanish OR English??

    Noemí Toral
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe is a parking. Maybe this parking is full. But... in Spain to say that the correct word if "lleno" or "está lleno" so... it could be somewhere in Latin America.

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    StashTheCash
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are no place is more precise

    Vahid musavy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's only the force. Hope it has wi-fi there

    Desiré Yen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this for Jesus's second coming🤔

    Cayden ac9020590
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used google translate and it translated to there is no room

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, good, I was just going to drive in that exact direction. Thanks, I don't really want to step into the infinite void right now.

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    #43

    Hilarious Translation Fail Turns Simple Seafood Dish Into Salomon’s Squid Duet from Norway

    Wrong translated menu

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    Valentina Favaro
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    psalm 119.5.3 And their life shall be in the light of Lord Thor

    Dona Diani
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this Norway's next Eurovision entry?

    Morten Torgersen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was, we would undoubtedly have gotten more points than we usually do >.>

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    Sue Long
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always did love the duet from the opera "Saloman and his Norwegian Squid!"

    Dnelle1972
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't they used to tour with Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass

    Little_Dragonwolf_studios
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salomon and Squidward concert: 100/10 would watch 10x again

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a Broadway -- Sorry, NORWAY -- performance!

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GUYS I GOT TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I just need to move to Norway

    WONG JUN XI Moe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's sing together with squid! - Salomon

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    #44

    Translation Fail or Creepy Cuisine? When Menus Go Hilariously Wrong

    Wrong translated menu

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    thedaydreamer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe a mix of mashed potato and mushrooms? 😂

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    Clare McDuff
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I substitute atypical cheese?

    Martin Cronje
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm... I think I'll pass on the "mountains of rape"

    Martin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that was the original title for Brokeback Mountain

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    Brad Olson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mountains of rape with a side of porky and some typical cheese to go please.

    DAVID LI 李常恩
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This appears to not be the restaurat's fault. I can see a slight highlighting in the English translation, which suggests it could be a Google camera translate rror.

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    #45

    This Translation Fail Has a Serious Nuts Problem You Won\'t Believe

    Wrong translated nuts tag

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    Sue Long
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, even in this day and age, many men are embarrassed to come forward about this rather common condition.

    Goustan Bodin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please don't crack them open, ouch, !

    Dyllon Ng
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah all the males have this problem

    Iris Omri-Engler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes they are really hard to open so it's not that wrong

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else can see eyes poking over the top of the sign?

    Beautifort
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who nutted on their problems now?

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    #46

    Emergency Cock? Translation Fails That Prove Auto-Translate Needs a Manual Fix

    Wrong translated emergency button sing

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    Mikleo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emergency c**k is a fancy word for dildo.

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the german word for it is c**k (hahn) , but not the c**k you dirty souls mean :P Hahn is also the german word for rooster which is also c**k in english. Not sure why i try to explain it all and ruin the fun :D

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For women (or men) in desperate times, there is....

    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it inflate once pulled? 😁

    Bway_Gonnabe11
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when ur desperate... Only for emergencies

    Shez Krafty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well thank god someone thought of this! Flashlight, oxygen, flotation device, EMERGENCY C**K !

    Phil The Computer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For women who desire on the go! Or guys if you're into that

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    #47

    This Translation Fail Does Not Rest—And Neither Will You After Reading It

    Wrong translated TVMs sign

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor thing... Deserves a holiday once in a while :(

    Gyan Ranjan Pruthal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A perpetual motion machine in reality!!!!

    Lindsay Ameye
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Workaholic ruining it for all us slackers

    bpanther
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just keeps robbing you without a break !! LOL

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! I've got something in common with it!

    EskChan19
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Der Gerät wird nie müde. Der Gerät schläft nie.

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    #48

    Menu Mistakes: When Fried Crab Turns Into Fried Crap in Hilarious Translation Fails

    Wrong translated menu

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    Brian Leahy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks, I'm on a low-c**p diet.

    Cuber Maker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    c0me 0n its fired c**p, 0ne in a milli0n chance y0u will eat that

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    StashTheCash
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pringles ass flavour, ice cream in the ass and FIRED crap with curry sauce. they're all together. but why was the crap fired?

    Griselle Lugo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything tastes better with curry!

    Pok Zibner
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's about every Indian food.

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    #49

    Epic Translation Fail Turns \"Parking\" Into \"Par King\" in Hilarious Sign Mix-Up

    Wrong translated arabic sign

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    Just a man
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go there to meet an average golfer?

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His wife is the Par Queen and his son the Par Prince.

    bpanther
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normally in the mid-east it would be "Bharking" LOL LOL

    Red Nosey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true XDDD this felt too fancy of a translation

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    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O great Par King, please grant me a good driver!

    Arcana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they are not wrong...

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    #50

    English 102 Crash Course: Mastering Grammar and Riding at the Same Time

    Wrong translated arabic sign

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    Scott Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I presume English 103 will be "Spelling"?

    Desiré Yen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is English 102, what was 101 like 🤔

    Leto Cyrah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just spell it right and you’re there. Seriously, how can this be a book on english if they can’t even spell the cover right?

    Oliver M. Gingles
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then again this could have been made before spelling was invented

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    StashTheCash
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahh what about explanation marks?

    A X
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thnk they frgot the speling part

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gramer.....Definitely some kind of gamer breed....I wonder what the other part is?

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    #51

    \"Lost in Translation Fail: Why Saying Please Don’t No Smoke Will Crack You Up\"

    Wrong translated smoking sign

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    Guney Ar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't. No. Ever ! lol

    Winter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵Double negatives!🎵

    CatShatBrix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you added grammar it makes some sense: 'Please don't... no smoke!' But I don't see any situations that this phrase would be used in...

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second I actually thought it said "Please don't not smoke"

    wing wong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 negitives make a positives so dont and no makes yes

    wing wong
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Bailey no
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got the grammar wrong! It’s no dont please smoke

    Boyu Cai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MISSING ONE LETTER, PUT IT ONE PLEASE.

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    #52

    Lost in Translation: Swim Between Two Red Yellow Flags or Risk It!

    Wrong translated swimming sign

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    Isabel Tamayo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hence, many drowned of confusion.

    Sally-Ann Maslen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia, red and yellow flags are used by surf/beach life guards to indicate the area that is free of rips or dangerous currents. Beach-goers are advised to swim in that area for their own safety. I assume the practice is adopted in other countries

    Ratri Wulandari
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a correct translation, the upper half of the flag is red and the bottom half of the flag is yellow.

    Jolo Atlantis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Red yellow" is an actual old term for the color orange.

    Scott Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So there is no Indonesian word for "orange"?

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    #53

    Wet Probability Warning Sign Fails That’ll Make You Question Science

    Wrong translated warning sign

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    zef rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The floor is both wet and dry -- until you slip on it.

    StashTheCash
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only the russian translation is correct

    Deyan Atanasov
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the russian text there's a typo.

    Blue Hippo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay I'm a professional... I've seen wetter!

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to the probability that it got wet?

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    #54

    This English Teacher’s Translation Fail Will Make You Cringe and Laugh Out Loud

    Wrong translated arabic sign

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't know why, but i don't trust him

    Nora
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if only you could understand the torture done to Arabic here😑😑

    Sha Za
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is written wrong in Arabic as well

    Houssem Hammami
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even the arabic sentences are wrong

    The Singing Cleopatra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So translated it says Egyptian English teacher, 14 years of experience, your children's success guaranteed

    Laura Ann Liepins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably teaches gramer and riding!

    Bailey no
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evry body needs an English tetshar a fine thig that all peple need

    Boyu Cai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll go with "teacher" even though he doesn't know his "Engleesh" :) (spelled it incorrectly on purpose)

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    #55

    Press the Flush Twice to Save Water? Translation Fail That Will Confuse You

    Wrong translated toilet sign

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    Tayyib “T410” Cankat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it is translated quite well. I think they mean "Press the flush button again to stop water"

    Guney Ar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one is correct. As i understand water is stopping when you hit second time. And it says "Press flush button twice to stop water."

    boredhuman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people are looking weird at me because of the lol.

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting mixed messages from this....

    ABC XYZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: press the flush button twice and get arrested by "Water Police"

    Mark Kitson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you are saving a lot more water than one flush mate. Why don't we just flush 10 times. That way, you will most likely save tons of water.

    Boyu Cai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, I would press it once.

    Nate Hull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon, guys! Let's conserve water!

    Szymon Turkowski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really think they are the reason for shortage of water in undeveloped countries.

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    #56

    This Street Can\'t Walk While Eating So Please Eat Here or Else!

    Wrong translated food sign

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    Douglas Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Korea & Japan it's frowned upon to eat while walking in public.

    Kaitlin Barnett
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? They sell so much street food and food on sticks from stalls which people eat on the go. I think it is more Japanese consideration going above board and not wanting slow eaters holding up pedestrian traffic.

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    Keeks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The street hates to eat alone.

    Byron Sot
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This steeet is not multitasking

    A X
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY WHERE’S MAPLE STREET GOING OH MAN DUDE PUT DOWN THE HOT DOG

    Music is Art
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually not much of a mistranslation. In many southeast Asian countries it is considered disrespectful to walk while eating.

    StashTheCash
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh the street walks? wAiT iT eAtS?

    Lisa Greene
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... This street was made for walking and that's just what it'll do...

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    #57

    Menu translation fail turns seafood into \"the cruelty mixed fishing\" disaster

    Wrong translated menu

    frannyesca Report

    sky blue
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be a piece of cake if you're a real meat-eater :)

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    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats wat you get when your menus are written by a vegan.

    Z
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about the raw ham

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm concerned that they had to put "Raw". Isn't ham already raw?

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    Arcana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Commercial fishing is full of cruelty...

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    #58

    Pizza menu goes viral with a bizarre “smallpox” topping translation fail

    Wrong translated menu

    melmccrimmon Report

    Keeks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been vaccinated so I guess I'm ok to order this.

    Tomatoe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, but you cannot know how would your vaccine react with that special ingredient: chesse. What ever that might be. If the languages were supposed to be EN, DE, IT and FR, it sure does not mean "cheese" in any of them :)

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    Verner Carlberg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barbarians. Everyone knows you use cowpox when cooking cheese dishes.

    Graeme Tinney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll have tomatensauce with my smallpox, please.

    Howard Lu
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating smallpox seems like a great idea... guys?

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    #59

    Please Don’t Throw The Toilet In The WC – Translation Fail That’s Just Too Real

    Wrong translated toilet sign

    titi.thibault Report

    Navi M. Gray
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always thought toilet and WC was the same...

    StashTheCash
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well then ill throw it into the corridor

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, fine, I'll throw Toilet in the sink instead.

    Phoebe Stein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now who is throwing the toilet?

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    #60

    Arab Shat Fresh Fish Sign Proves Translation Fails Are Hilarious and Unforgettable

    Wrong translated arabic sign

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    Keeks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The seller next door shat fresh chickens. Choices.

    irmar Nobody
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could've changed the word order. "Fresh fish from Shat River". Slightly better.

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a river in Basrah called the Shat Al Arab, this may be a Iraqi fishmonger

    Neil Chatterjee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chinese shat chickens! Now if only the Indian shat curry, lunch would be ready!

    Brian Leahy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool story, bro

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    #61

    This Hilarious Translation Fail Warns You Not To Lean Again—But When Did You Lean The First Time?

    Wrong translated french warning sign

    blankacal Report

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so they are pretty forgiving about the first leaning

    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lean once, shame on you. Lean again, shame on me.

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    Douglas Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they find out about the first time?

    Santino Aznar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manuel from the other post must have leaned here!

    Cayden ac9020590
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats why manuel is not allowed here

    StashTheCash
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't do it again johhny, if you fall into the water with piranhas again we wont save you

    Alex Snow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign correctly and directly translates to "do not lean" but I guess they tried to add "against" for clarity, only to confuse it with "again".

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    #62

    This Bread Comes With Cold? Translation Fails That Make No Sense But Are Hilarious

    Wrong translated bread tag

    thierryroget Report

    Lindsay Ameye
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sneezes crumbs in everybody's face, ewwww

    Gerhard Meyer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I will have the one that does not have a cold...ugghhh, hate a snotty bread.

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    #63

    Expensively Customer Alert The Most Hilarious Taxi Translation Fail You’ll See Today

    Wrong translated french taxi announcement

    thaia Report

    Boyu Cai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, Ill report this for tricking us

    Laura Aube
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually says dear customers

    bpanther
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you are really expensive and can compose this long numbered symphony...

    Alex Snow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Direct translation: "Dear Customers, You have to book or call a taxi. Thank you for dialing..." Better translation: "Dear Customers, To book or call a taxi, please dial..."

    #64

    Hilarious Translation Fail Tells You To Just Bring Your Hands – What?!

    Wrong translated spanish sign

    mordefly Report

    Willie D'Kay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the little graphic of disembodied hands made that pretty clear.

    MacacoMonkey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? You didn't bring your hands with you today?

    Anthony Slager
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for telling me that, noble sign! I was planning to leave my hands at home, how foolish

    Tony Lagarto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, c**p... Where did I leave them this time?!

    EskChan19
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheap a*s companies. What's next, we need to bring our own food to restaurants?!

    Oliver M. Gingles
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring planes to airports? Books to bookstores? WASHING MACHINES AND DRYERS TO LAUNDROMATS?????

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    Verner Carlberg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave your disposable bodies behind!

    Cardboard Box
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it! I forgot my hands again!

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    #65

    Lost in Translation Sign Fails That Turn Simple Warnings Into Comedy Gold

    Wrong translated french sign

    xxlumian Report

    Alex Snow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Google Translate does a better job. According to it, the sign simply says, "Please do not enter the area."

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's wrong with it? is this the penetrate people find funny?

    Thomas Flomstad
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's a whole world of meaning between "penetrate the zone" and "penetrate in the zone". Yes, the word penetrate has its connotations, but the sign does not tell anyone to stay out of the zone, it tells them not to penetrate once inside the zone. Therefore - hilarity.

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    Gy Tis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We get it, frottage only zone...

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    #66

    This Shop for Kissing Translation Fail Will Leave You Cracking Up Instantly

    Wrong translated arabic sign

    Gsm_Arena Report

    bpanther
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain the arabic please ?

    Leto Cyrah
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    #67

    Beware Broken Grass Sign Proves Translation Fails Are Hilariously Real

    Wrong translated warning sign

    lanilanibobani Report

    #68

    When Menus Attack: Hilarious Translation Fails You Have to See to Believe

    Wrong translated hotel sign

    kbichlmaier Report

    Tomatoe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both German and English translations are so hilarious that I had to go and actually google this one, to see what it was supposed to say :) It sure takes the art of miss-translation to the next level - Crema de verdura would be vegetable soup - any native Spanish speaker here is welcome to correct :)

    Grazina Strolia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like they translated from Spanish to English, then used the English translation to then translate into German and French! That's how the "cremates" appears in all versions.

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    German says: it cremates from unripeness in 😂

    Baltasar Sender
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing of it makes sense...I'm dying 😂

    Vanessa Court-Payen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The French translation states: 'He incinerates of green color'. Not sure I wanna eat that in any language. :P

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The text doesn't line up with the flags! Ugh! DX

    Martin Mráz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Spanish word for soup is "sopa". I think crema is basically cream soup, so "cream of vegetable soup" is likely the proper translation.

    Christian Pobaschnig
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, the German versions says: it incinerates(cremates) of immaturity. 😂😂😂😂

    Ana Bayle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The French translation is also priceless. It is vegetable soup or vegetable bisque

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    #69

    Hilarious Translation Fail Asks You to Download Hangers Literally or Else!

    Wrong translated hangers sign

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    CatShatBrix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FUUUUUCK NO! NOT COMIC SANS! NOT COMIC F*****G SANS!

    Richard Blezer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hangers can be found in the app store ?

    A X
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn’t find that on the app store

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay! Lemme just get the app......Oh! Found it! Downloading now!

    EskChan19
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wouldn't download a car would you?

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    #70

    Epic Translation Fail Warns You About a Dangerously Confusing Roof Path

    Wrong translated sign about the roof

    shulma Report

    Verner Carlberg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even though I should walk in the valley of the shadow of death, on the path under the roof of dangerous, I will fear no evil, all though I might cringe a little.... Psalm 23:4, King George III edition

    #71

    No Smocking Allowed How Translation Fails Turn Signs Into Comedy Gold

    Wrong translated smocking sign

    aivarlaan Report

    Guney Ar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We russians smock. Ya know :d

    Keeks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mock smoking. Aka vaping.

    Mature Lady i.s.o.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the most, a little cross stitching will be permitted.

    Cari Elliott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah so this is where Trump got smocking from.

    Luke Smith
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WE DO NOT HAVE SMOKING! Look to the location down the road.

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Miss.....I don't think we can use the smocks for art anymore....

    Lizzy J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit i forgot they had dress codes here *goes home to change *

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    #72

    You Won\'t Believe What This Menu Accidentally Says About Forest Stew

    Wrong translated menu

    tumvanten Report

    mimmini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kurki=chanterelles, really tasty, but I don't think I will eat them any time soon after reading this...

    Kristen Hdz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what KIND of cream...

    cicjos pacik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in polish it says 'chicken' not hens

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um.....I think I'll just have a water.....

    WONG JUN XI Moe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make your own at home! Wait a sec...... i think it meant c***s in terms of chicken... right?

    Broderick Elliott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think American slang and the trouble with this one goes away. "C**k" is properly defined as the short form of "cockerel," which means a male bird, especially a chicken. You've heard of coq au vin? This is basically coq au creme. The word in French and English has a common root.

    Jameer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruhhhhhhh it is the synonyms of chicken

    Jameer
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Szymon Turkowski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo I'm polish and it was supposed to be a dish were you have herring in circle type things in oil then with onions or other things you could put in a salad.

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    #73

    Lost in Translation: When \"Do Not Get Groped\" Gets Way Too Literal

    Wrong translated backpack instruction

    chalkleyamy Report

    CatShatBrix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule one: do not get groped. It's every man/woman/cat for him/herself.

    theythemchaos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cries in non-binary* guess I'm not safe then lol

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    Kristen Hdz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay away from the American President!

    SugonDeseNutz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the new one? It should say “do not get sniffed” now

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    Angel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get Groped; Take Care of your belongings; We are with you..... Anyone else find this creepy??

    Noemí Toral
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi! I´m a native spanish speaker. In spanish "meter mano" is a slang term that has two meanings: 1-to touch other in a flirty way (put your hands under the clothes of other) 2-put your hand inside something to steal.

    EskChan19
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these people with their victimhood complex. Just don't get groped, problem solved.

    Efecto Vogel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually this one is correct, it’s just a play of words. “Meter mano” in Spanish is “to grope”, but it could literally mean “to put in hand”. In this case, they’re referring to the fact that if someone steals something from you, their putting their hand in your bag, they’re “metiendo mano”. Of course, this doesn’t work in English lol Source: Spaniard

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing that should ever be dropped is the beat B-)

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol my friend who's fluent in French and lived in France is right next to me.

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We are with you" Does that mean if I get groped you will too?

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    #74

    When on Boat Please Wearing Airbags Is the Safety Advice You Didn’t Know You Needed

    Wrong translated boat sign

    hollatothemountains Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess airbags do work

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess if we crash instead of sink, the life jackets will deploy.

    Luke Smith
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would be worse, falling off a boat less than a mile from shore, or wear an airbag?

    WONG JUN XI Moe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This boat has crashed to an iceberg. Activating airbag.

    Sophea Kong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is no literal translation of lifejacket in khmer but airbags will do

    Fcutdlady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you come to think.of it lifejackets are bags of air !

    Dora Shandor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they referring to silicone boobs? ;))))

    #75

    You Won’t Believe What This “Skin Milk” Really Means in English Translation Fails

    Wrong translated milk tag

    buttondownrob Report

    Willie D'Kay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milk for your skin, right? Like a milk bath. This could actually work.

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that a brand of lotion or something?

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'll just have the SKIM milk....

    WONG JUN XI Moe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of food here you can make at home.

    Bailey no
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see how they made the mistake

    Verner Carlberg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should try it. Meliã isn't a five-star hotel for nothing.

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    #76

    Pharmacy Situation: Translation Fail That Will Make You Do a Double Take

    Wrong translated pharmacy sign

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    #77

    Translation Fail Alert Entrance Only with Herr Hitler Not What You Expected

    Wrong translated entrance sign

    realhauke Report

    Tomatoe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry for being a killjoy - but this must be a fake. No way this would survive an hour in Germany, let along long enough to get rusty.

    Broderick Elliott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only would this not survive an hour, but no German would translate the word for "leader" as "Herr Hitler." They know the difference between a German surname and an occupation. The sign is saying you should enter only with an official guide.

    Landon th3May0
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign says in german, 'Castle tours only with guide' The word Fuehrer means leader or guide, but is known by most other countries in the world to mean Hitler. This sign is likely also from one of the thousands of castles in Germany, some of which are rarely visited and poorly maintained. That or this was a sign made by someone else who was not well versed in german, and wanted to make a joke about a sign they may have seen while travelling in the country.

    Vera Nazarov
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's supposed to be "Castle can be visited only with a guide" (according to Google Translate)

    this
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Hitler rise from the dead?

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    #78

    When Your Snack’s Named Puppy but Tastes Like Confusion – Translation Fail!

    Wrong translated baking sign

    dcocopuff9 Report

    Isabel Tamayo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I imagine those are puppy heads :(

    Billie Top
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would only be guessing if I say "poppy seeds" -which I can see on these pastries or whatever they are...

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    A X
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *loud, loud sobbing*

    Leah Goodman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poppy. which is a crime in and of itself... poppy seeds have no business being a filling for cookies!

    Super Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heehehehehehhehehehe * shifty eyes *

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    makes me think of the Young Einstein Kitten Pie

    Luke Smith
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they mean ‘hush puppy’

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    #79

    Don\'t Throw \"Lilter\" or We\'ll Call the Police – Translation Gone Wrong

    Don\'t Throw \"Lilter\" or We\'ll Call the Police – Translation Gone Wrong

    madse Report

    Brian Leahy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello police? I've got some lilter I need to get rid of - can you help me out with that?

    Diane Meyer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THEY can throw it on the floor??!

    Morten Torgersen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "911, what's your emergency?" "Yeah, this is ... trashcan's full again, do you mind swinging by?"

    Luke Smith
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful, Lilter has feelings just like everyone else.

    WONG JUN XI Moe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't throw lilter (hitler) on the floor. Call the police. They'll help you keep your trash away from trash robbers.

    Szymon Turkowski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call the police then throw litter on the floor in front of them

    Graeme Tinney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t know littering was that serious a crime!

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    #80

    Please Don’t Upload The Presbyteries—Hilarious Translation Fail From A Church Sign

    Wrong translated sign about presbytery

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    Jolo Atlantis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now the "download hangers" thing earlier makes sense now.

    EskChan19
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you call someone who has done 1000 Presbyterys? A Preskilobytery! Badum ts.

    #81

    When Menus Get Too Literal Spicy Brave Potatoes and Other Translation Fails

    Wrong translated menu

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    Keeks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got their courage from The Wizard.

    AnnieLaurie Burke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... who wants to eat cowardly, bland potatoes?

    Lew
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brave enough to jump straight into the boiling oil

    Pavel Seaman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They gave their eyes so we could eat

    Willie D'Kay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget old bland Braveheart. Now we have spicy brave potato!

    bpanther
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes brave indeed... they stood up to all that frying and spicing !!

    John Bennick
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This year's Medal of Valor is presented to...MR. POTATO HEAD! 😎

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    #82

    Only Dratshang Can Pee Here Says the Most Exclusive Toilet Sign Ever

    Wrong translated toilet sign

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    Luca
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems legit, honestly

    Keeks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Dratshang always was a selfish dude.

    Kristen Hdz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dratshang is VERY PARTICULAR about his particulars.

    Graeme Tinney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is your final warning, for the love of God DON’T use Dratshang’s toilet!

    Luke Smith
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No body permitted to use Dratshang’s throne.

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    #83

    Translation Fail Alert Fries Girl? These Hilarious Menu Blunders Will Make You Laugh

    Wrong translated menu

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    Joel Sánchez (kazer)
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some Spanish variants "chica" and "chico" mean "small", but they can also mean "girl" and "boy", respectively. Hence the confusion.

    A X
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people that made these menus thought that google translate with autocorrect on was a good idea? How many?

    Brian Leahy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the girl who asks "Do you want fries with that?"

    thisisanalt
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Gy Tis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Barbra Streisand song would be "Papa, don't fry me'

    bpanther
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll order the fried girl... yummm !!!

    #84

    When Your Seafood Menu Turns into a Hilarious Lost-in-Translation Adventure

    Wrong translated menu

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    Kristen Hdz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the sailor wins, sometimes the fish win...

    A X
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GO SAILOR! GO…aw dang it

    WONG JUN XI Moe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm.... Can i have shrimps with a sailor, please?

    John Ness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything that's caught in the net stays in the net.

    Gy Tis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some come to eat, some come to say hello, sailor! xD

    #85

    When a Menu Translation Goes Hilariously Wrong: Yellowtail Jew or Just a Fish?

    Wrong translated menu

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    John Bennick
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny. He doesn't look Jewish.

    HappilyEnderAfter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you 'look' jewish??? this always confuses me. it's like "oh but you dont look gay." oh. im sorry. lemme just... 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈.

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    Gy Tis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mel Gibson opened his own restaurant?

    zef rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh. Are you even allowed to say that?

    Byron Sot
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Prefare the green tail ones

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    #86

    Translation Fails That Prove Auto-Translate Can Be Hilariously Wrong

    Translation Fails That Prove Auto-Translate Can Be Hilariously Wrong

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    make pies. problem solve

    Lizzy J
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give to pies the hair girl. In the house, girlfriend now you have. hpoefully.

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    AnnieLaurie Burke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice hair, but can she bake an apple pie, Jimmy boy, Jimmy boy?

    KATHERINE KUCYN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    throw the apples at the girl with nice hair

    MyloXyloto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The translation is nearly exactly correct 😅

    Luke Smith
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the force you must. In the garden, much apples there are!

    Wayne Olsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Professor Plum in the Garden with Apples

    J Pro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the sentences The reason the arabs move to west

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    #87

    Translation Fail Alert The Clean First Mistake You Have to See to Believe

    Wrong translated arabic sign

    HABALdotCOM Report

    Verner Carlberg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you want to make a "that's what I said last night" joke, but know you'll be banned from panda if you do.

    Broderick Elliott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Clean First.... shall stand before God to be judged.?

    thisisanalt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The clean first, the poop second, used in life

    #88

    Sausage Cocked in Wine and Other Hilarious Translation Fails You Can’t Miss

    Wrong translated menu

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    #89

    When Translation Goes Wrong The Bells Do Not Touch Will Crack You Up

    Wrong translated ukrainian sign about bells

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    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? The bells seem to be touching each other to me.

    Олександр Тревіно
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This translation switches the order because of Ukrainian grammar order. Дзвони=bells, руками= hands, не= not, чіпати= to touch. It is demanding that you never use your hands to touch the bells

    Ashla Delana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's supposed to be "ring, do not touch with your hands!"

    Also Ansinfer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now picture Eddie Murphy saying that in his 'Buckwheat' character and it makes perfect sense.

    Luke Smith
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT TOUCH THE BELLS WITH YOUR HANDS!

    AzureFalcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What About Calling Ho-Oh Or Lugia?

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    #90

    Top 10 Hilarious Menu Translation Fails That Turn Food Into Comedy Gold

    Wrong translated menu

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    Wayne Olsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll just have the genuine clams.

    The Diego Squad
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats why people loose pens all the time

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of them seem to be these days...

    #91

    Eggs Sheep and Frying Sli Impregnating: Hilarious Translation Fails from a Global Menu

    Wrong translated menu

    JoostHiltermann Report

    Douglas Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which came first? The egg or the sheep?

    Sha Za
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will I get pregnant if I eat this ?

    Kaiden Toy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    bpanther
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sheep is fried and slyly impregnated !!!

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    #92

    Menu Fails: When \'Itch Salad\' Sounds Way Less Appetizing Than It Should

    Wrong translated menu

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    #93

    When Chicken Tights Take Over the Dinner Menu Translation Fails You Won’t Believe

    Wrong translated chicken sign

    Susie of Arabia Report

    Also Ansinfer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just another day at the chicken ballet shop

    Gayle Bynum Cardosa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else are you gonna keep your chickens warm ?

    Kaitlin Barnett
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tights looks like a replacement, I wonder what they had before that!

    Wayne Olsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t Sam Cooke sing about “chicken slacks?”

    Gy Tis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every respectful chicken should wear those...

    Tony Lagarto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that's why the blue and white hands are only using one finger each.

    #94

    Epic Translation Fail: When Reset Button Becomes Reset Bottom and Confuses Everyone

    Wrong translated toilet sign

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    Kaitlin Barnett
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point there is no resetting! lol

    Luke Smith
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine came out as RESET BUTTON

    Sebastian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person who understands it. It's supposed to say "Reset button"

    Landon th3May0
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one makes sense... You reset the toilet for the next person whenever you flush.

    Aaron Patterson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I could reset my buttom sometimes

    Julius Hartmann
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jytte! We have another problem here...

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not even correct in the original Danish.

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    #95

    Translation Fail or Fashion Hack? Why This Store’s \'Downloads\' Will Crack You Up

    Wrong translated arabic sign

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    Guney Ar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha. Gotta be kidding me. I saw that one many times in my country too. They are trying to say discount but the problem is "discount" word is using like "something that down" in our language. And finally when they try to translate it, they are having "Downloads". jejeje

    Lew
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are the Uploads?

    Luke Smith
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scan the QR code on the clothing you choose to get a digital image of the product. To save the image, pay $100.00

    #96

    Hilarious Translation Fail Proves Falling at the Seaside Is Universal and Painful

    Wrong translated seaside sign

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    Irene Argyris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Italian translation is obviously correct, but it's probably the only one! :-D

    A X
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0/5. I was in the hospital for a year because apparently “you spoke English”

    Gy Tis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer summer at seaside, but apparently it's never there...

    Diane DesAutels
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Descent, huh? Another case where they used the English for the subsequent languages?

    Hanno Van Der Woude
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. And don't blame Google translate. If you enter the Italian text there, the correct translation shows in all the other languages (descent to the sea) more or less.

    Brian Leahy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It comes right after summer at seaside.

    Lew
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't fall here! Fall at the seaside!

    Beautifort
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens when i don't fall at seaside?

    mamadeflorencia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am cracking up with the Spanish one: 'fall over dizzy'. "Discesa a mare" means 'Direct access to the beach' that is located down the cliff or down the entrance level, usually you have stairs going down to the beach. All of them are a mess!!!! ha ha ha! That is why Translation without the cultural context is impossible to be accurate! This short sentences need to be interpreted more than translated!

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    #97

    Snap the Garlic Mojo to the Orange? Hilarious Translation Fails You Need to See

    Wrong translated garlic tag

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    Pavel Seaman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that like pass the dutchie on the left hand side

    Nora Bora
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the kind of mojo you usually get..

    WONG JUN XI Moe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orange: No! Don't snap me with the garlic sifu!

    L0RDEV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man the orange threw off garlics mojo.

    #98

    Mozzarella Ass for Sale: The Most Hilarious Translation Fail You’ll See Today

    Wrong translated mozzarella tag

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    Konstantina Karampetsou
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ποικιλία (ποικ.) that is a miscellaneous collection of things translated to "assortment" (a*s) lol!!!

    Billie Top
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Πάντως τα περισσότερα είναι απόδειξη ότι το επάγγελμα του μεταφραστή δεν θα χαθεί...

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    Douglas Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my nickname all through high school!

    KATHERINE KUCYN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does that have to be the abbreviation??? lol :)

    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A*s obsession in Russian language, I see.

    Kaden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mozzarella is a*s depending on where it is from

    this
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post must love the word a*s.

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    #99

    This Translation Fail Confuses Clean and Dirty Like You’ve Never Seen Before

    Wrong translated room sign

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    Tony Lagarto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I see ONE MORE dirty/clean room...

    JOSHUA SANTOS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Spanish says "dirty room"...this is most like a room which contains a decontamination shower.

    Griselle Lugo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, make up your mind! Is it clean or dirty??

    A X
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that’s a lot of dirty/clean rooms

    #100

    This Trash Bin Mistake Translates to Hilariously Confused Garbage Sorting

    Wrong translated trash can sign

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    Norman Loberant
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diversity is SO important today.

    Andrew Smalts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang ridiculous liberal progressives and their diversification quotas!

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AKA 'Mixed Waste' meaning that due to the facilities available, recyclables go in there too.

    Angelos Tsirimokos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the intended meaning, or rather that the collection of trash is 'differentiated', i.e. selective, with glass going into one container, organic refuse into another, etc.?

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    EskChan19
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern Disney in a nutshell.

    Myra Groenewegen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diversify your trash! Room fir all in the trash melting pot.

    bpanther
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes... the trash companies aren't doing so well these days so they have to !!

    #101

    Hilarious Menu Translation Fails Like Grilled Chicken Breath You Have to See

    Wrong translated menu

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    A X
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The prices are what I’m concerned about

    Hadar Gilmore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grilled chicken breath. I have no words

    Tue Sorensen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fancy there's a future in selling canned chicken breath.

    The Diego Squad
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dogs breath already stinks now imagine chicken breath

    Leah Goodman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also have no idea what frito misto is in the original.

    Leah Goodman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they also just plain mistranslated - it's goose and citrus salad. It's chicken breast, not breath,

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    #102

    This Translation Fail Reads Like a Beefy Comedy Sketch You Can’t Miss

    Wrong translated menu

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    Ariel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they are serving pizzle.

    Maximilian Clegg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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    Gy Tis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder, what would happen if someone actually order "the piece of beef d**k" :D

    Brian McLawren
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm gonna PEACE out if you don't mind, thank you.

    AnnieLaurie Burke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That may not be the worst. You might get salmonella fro half-roasted chicken.

    Oliver M. Gingles
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does no one notice the sirloin steack?

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    #103

    50,100,200,500 Euros? Hilarious Translation Fail Will Confuse You Instantly

    Wrong translated Italian sign

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    Emmy van Selm-Pieters
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to pay with these notes, please say so first, so there will be no problem with change.

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    WONG JUN XI Moe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who say 50,100,200,500 euros will not have problems with anything else. Great wisdom.

    thisisanalt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow this is actually good advice

    #104

    When \"No Entrance\" Gets Lost in Translation and Leaves You Confused

    Wrong translated entrance sign

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    Lew
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russian word order preserved :) Порядок слов сохранён :)

    Deyan Atanasov
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's wrong in russian too. It says "there's no any entrance" (входа нет!). I think they wanted to say "No entrance" (Это не вход!)

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will do whatever I want, sign. You can't stop me!!!

    thisisanalt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its actually right het means no in russian

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    #105

    Work Hours Gone Wild The Ears of Morocco Take Over Evening Shifts

    Wring translated working hours sign

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    Yeseul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8am to 12 am?! pretty long working hours :D

    Layth Chaghlil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means from sunset prayer to 10 pm

    Layth Chaghlil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means from sunset prayer (also means Morocco) and ears in the Arabic sentence just means athan ( Muslim call to prayer) so it means to the sunset prayer they are just homophones nothing else

    Sam Leonard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how does this place stay in business?

    Mukhtar Sher Bangash
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not sure 100% but I think it means "from the evening prayer call (adhaan)" to 10pm

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    #106

    Epic Translation Fail: When \"Fried Knob\" Makes the Menu Unforgettable

    Wrong translated menu

    bealocalvalencia Report

    Also Ansinfer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Menu at Lorena Bobbitt's new restaurant.

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to know how a fried k**b looks like. Sounds terribly painful :D

    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Morro, just go back to the cursed realm

    bpanther
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Home made everything, a la Almazan Kitchen on youtube !!!

    #107

    Hilarious Toilet Sign Translation Fail That Will Confuse Every Visitor Instantly

    Wrong translated toilet sign

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks shopped. The original writing on the top is uneven in the places where the paper is creased. The bottom one is way to straight and not blurry enough.

    Graeme Tinney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the sign wants us to make sure the toilets are as clean as the front door is.

    Judy Patterson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just poor quality pic, doesn't look shopped...in French it says: Respectfully, please leave the toilets in the state in which you would wish to find them upon entering.

    mamadeflorencia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toilette is the loo room, the bathroom, not toilet paper! ha ha ha

    Sebastian Badarau
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe I found the entrance somewhere in Wisconsin. Is there where I leave the toilets as well?

    Gy Tis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... we don't appreciate you s**t so much, it impossible to find the door xD

    Anita Holleufer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem, but they're kind of heavy.

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    #108

    Toilet Translation Fail That Accidentally Bans Leg Standing Forever

    Wrong translated sign in the toilet

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    Keeks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the urine on the sign, this keeps happening.

    Willie D'Kay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure it actually means to not stand on the toilet. We have such signs in many public restrooms in Japan too. Apparently certain nationalities climb up on western style toilets to use them like squat toilets and often break the seat in the process, or just make it filthy with their shoes.

    Luke Smith
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t you dare leg the toilet!

    #109

    When Google Translate Goes Too Far The Services It’s Privates Will Shock You

    Wrong translated sign

    translationfail Report

    Antonio Gambale
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the services again.

    Szymon Turkowski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, i thought it was deposition on the clients as in deposite (poo)

    #110

    Pinchos or painful spikes? Hilarious translation fails that mix food with danger

    Wrong translated menu

    glitterhelado Report

    Lindsay Ameye
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spikes and olives for me, but hold the olives.

    Ethan Poole
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. His biggest wish is to one day be able to eat olives.

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    #111

    Visit the Cathedral\'s Royal Tombs and Roofs? Translation Fail You Have to See!

    Wrong translated church sign

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    Gy Tis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Messy liturgies everywhere...

    Anita Holleufer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right! You have to fly up to the roof!

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    #112

    Salad of the Day and Other Hilarious Translation Fails You Can’t Miss

    Wrong translated menu from french

    ojsharp Report

    Jolo Atlantis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like a luxury apartment with a view, please.

    #113

    Parking Closed or Surrounded Parking? Translation Fail Confuses Everyone

    Wrong translated parking sign

    t_a_n_j_e_e Report

    Kim May
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll never give up coppers

    Maximilian Clegg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHAHAHAHAHAH YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME *gets caught*

    Lew
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give it up! You're surrounded!

    JOSHUA SANTOS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone got very seriously confused. Surrounded is "rodeado", not "cerrado" which means closed.

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TF2 Soldier: "We have you surrounded, at least from this side!"

    #114

    Translation Gone Wild: When Menus Serve You “Pandemonium Salad” and Pepper in Dairy Cream

    Wrong translated menu

    tan_jah Report

    Kristen Hdz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOOH Gimme some a'that pandemonium salad! Sounds delish!

    Willie D'Kay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I read the word pandemonium I imagine the Muppet Show with Kermit running around while flailing his arms and screaming.

    Keeks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you don't want to settle for boring old lettuce and tomatoes.

    Andrew Russell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pandemonium salad is a genuine Serbian recipe. Kinda ignorant that you make fun of it like this tbh.

    Wayne Olsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the Abstract Expressionist Cookbook

    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This goth wants some pandemonium salad

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MMM. I love me some Pandemonium Salad...

    Travis Kastl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the pepper in dairy cream

    Claudia Garcia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to google it ol Urnebes means "mess" but that sure escalated quickly

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    #115

    When Google Calls the Taj Mahal \"Goats Mosque\" and You Can’t Unsee It

    Wrong translation from the arabic

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    Keeks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When goats are religious and wealthy.

    Douglas Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is in Agra, New Delhi, India, not Egypt...

    Kaden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Micheal Jordan's mosque

    Hugo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the googly translator, Taj Mahal means crown palace. Don't know where the goats came from.

    Wayne Olsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Separated from the sheep at this point

    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes... Tgey problably got a lot of racist jokes with thay

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    #116

    Menu Mishap: When Burn Cream Sounds Like a French Dessert Disaster

    Wrong menu translation from french

    sana_qadar Report

    Douglas Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brulee means burn... You burn the sugar on the custard under a broiler, so?

    Navi M. Gray
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brulée means burned. Maybe they think the wrong grammar is funny?

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    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literal but correct translation.

    Landon th3May0
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another typo? I'm assuming its meant to be burnt cream...

    Isabelle Pelletier
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burnt cream, brulee is basically past tense

    Alison Marchand
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooohhh better get some creme brulee for that burn

    Christine Petix Boismier
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe burn cream is something that comes in a first aid kit to apply topically to...oh I dunno....maybe a burn.

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    #117

    Notice the Last Step Coming Down Translation Fail That Will Make You Laugh

    Wrong translated french warning

    zwaff Report

    Lindsay Ameye
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the difference between a and à. The accent does not show in the capital letter and leave it up to google translate to f**k up the rest for you.

    Alex Snow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a better translation would be: "Watch out for the last step on the way down"?

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    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attention. why can't I have the last step? I want it!

    TSx Koople
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    !!!! ...... Why so much punctuation-

    Carole Anderson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because "à" in french means at and "a" is a congugated form of to have..has.

    #118

    Hope and Please Entrance for Cars Non Stop Before The Door Thanks Agrsat Goodfromgod Translation Fail

    Wrong translated arabic sign

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    #119

    \"Translation Fail Turns Delicious Menu Into Hilariously Greedy Formula\"

    Wrong translated "Formule Gourmande"

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    Willie D'Kay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you read about the various small dishes and barbecue assortment then "greedy formula" actually makes perfect sense. It is kind of greedy to want so much.

    JOSHUA SANTOS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gourmande" does actually mean "greedy" in French...

    #120

    Lost in Translation People Mover Sounds More Like a Dance Move Than a Ride

    Wrong translated sign "People mover"

    mimityson Report

    Kristen Hdz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK this is obviously not a sign for Muggles.

    Willie D'Kay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The translation is accurate. Just because English speakers thought "ski lift" would be more colorful does not make the translation any less correct.

    Oliver M. Gingles
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Aperture Science Conveyor People Mover

    Gwyndall
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The PeopleMover is an attraction at Disneyland. :)

    Maxx Holifield
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It got torn down in 1995. Still exists at Disney World, though.

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    #121

    This Crosswalk is So Humped It’s Hard to Believe It’s Real

    "Humped crossing" sign

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    Richard Oon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, that's a very bad illustration of a camel

    SlaySharky SlaySharky
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Looks like the crossing got raped.

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    #122

    Salon Hanna Mansour Beouty Centr: Translation Fail That Will Make You Do a Double Take

    Wrong translated salon sign

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    #123

    Conditioning Access to Users Responsibility Will Confuse Anyone Walking By

    Wrong translated warning sing

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    #124

    Menu Translation Fail Shows Greedy Caramel Macaron and More Hilarious Flavors

    Wring translated perfumes names

    katherinecmcmahon Report

    Douglas Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Tentation Meringuee Vanille"= Raspberry Vanilla Temptation

    KATHERINE KUCYN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    comment if you have a cat and what their name is my cats names are cupcake and twinkle

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    taste like raspberry in English but lemon in french?

    Colleen Streetman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody likes a greedy caramel macaron

    #125

    Green Onion Leaves or Just Onions? The Translation Fail That Baffles Shoppers

    "Green onion leaves" translated in arabic

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    Sha Za
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Arabic it says "green onion leaving"

    JoSta Urban
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that far away from truth :)

    Landon th3May0
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the error here... Just the person taking the picture doesn't realise the label is referring to the green onions, not the tomatoes.

    #126

    When \"Free Toilets\" Sounds Like You\'re Giving Away Bathrooms – Translation Fails Exposed

    Free toilets sign

    sarahsmileawhileforme Report

    Kristen Hdz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes... in some countries there are still pay toilets. Also, you pay for the toilet PAPER. God forbid you have an "issue" that requires extra.

    Maxx Holifield
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, thank god! The toilet in my house broke, and I need a new one so bad!

    #127

    Strictly Forbidden? Translation Fail Warns Mountain Bikers Like Never Before

    Notice to mountain bikers

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    #128

    When Your Coffee Is Free Because They Forgot the Invoice – Translation Gone Wrong

    Sign where it says that you get your purchase free without an invoice

    jonathan_translationengland Report

    Kristen Hdz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    meh, it's accurate, albeit slightly awkward. factura can be invoice, bill, check (as in a restaurant)... makes sense.

    Peter Brancato
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only, the "order" is free. If they don't charge, there is no purchase whatsoever. A purchase cannot be free.

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    Maximilian Clegg
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *doesn't give invoice* yay free purchase!

    Tony Lagarto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is translated accurately. They actually mean what this says.

    Peter Brancato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it is not translated accurately. Pedido is order. It is NOT purchase. If you get your order for free there is no purchase involved. You never bought it.

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    Deyan Atanasov
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same text I saw in shops in Greece. "If we don't give you a fiscal note (bill, invoice etc.), you are not obliged to pay the purchase" (in greek of course). In Bulgaria the responsibility for this is of the client - The client is obliged to ask for a fiscal note, and there's a fine for the customer, if he haven't a fiscal note on the exit of the shop in case of a check.

    #129

    Marinated Flap Meat Translation Fail That Will Make You Cringe and Laugh

    Wrongly translated marinated meat

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    #130

    Translation Fails: When Lion’s Drink and Cindrella Ruin Your Order Every Time

    Funny translated drinks from arabic language

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    Scott Jamieson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cinderella drink? Must be a glass sipper.

    Gy Tis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drink that, see fairy godmother, prince charming and all that. You'll be sober by midnight and back to the state you've been before.

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    Jameer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically, We can eat Cinderella? or just a floppy translation

    Tony Lagarto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure there are many English-language beverages, particularly cocktails, that are much more ridiculous than these.

    #131

    Warning or Rest in Peace? Hilarious Beach Sign Translation Gone Wrong

    Wrongly translated swimming sing

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    Broderick Elliott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, although the term "rip tide" is more common. Granted, those who don't understand the sign now would probably still be confused.

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    Louise Molnar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nothing wrong with the English here.

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has been 11 months since the last comment...but it really grinds my gears that nobody realised precaution was spelt wrong on this sign...that was the issue.

    Vera Nazarov
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, in Spanish, "precaucion" is correct (although it should have an accent over the "o"). Words which, in English, are spelled with a "tion" are mostly spelled "cion" in Spanish.

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    Tony Lagarto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing wrong with this one. What's funny about, "Warning - Rip Currents"?

    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with this one? Oh, let me guess, whoever posted this was slightly dyslexic and thought it's "rib"?

    Hanno Van Der Woude
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda right. Allthough it should be "dangerous currents". A rip current is a specific kind of surface current that flows to sea, directly away from the shore. So actually the spanish translation might be incorect or incomplete.

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    #132

    Translation Gone Wrong Warning Bathing Without Rescue Squad Is Risky

    Lack of a proper rescue squad bathing sign

    sashatsea Report

    Philippe Lessard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In french it actually translate: the balneazon is not pure sure the absence of rescue service... wtf is balneazon... perhaps they ment baignade but it still make no sense at all so just don,'t do it

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should have been : la baignade est dangereuse par cause d'abscence de service de sauvetage.

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    Kristen Hdz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "bathing" and "swimming" are pretty much the same thing in Spanish, so I suppose that's the translation in Italian as well...?

    Tony Lagarto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The English is sufficient on this one. A little stilted, but absolutely conveys what it's supposed to clearly and succinctly.

    Landon th3May0
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    German: Essentially - Swim at your own risk, no lifeguard present.

    Maxx Holifield
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Italian translation is "Unsafe bathing due to lack of rescue service." Pretty sure that's what they meant to say.

    Anita Holleufer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks to me like it says don't swim because there's not a proper lifeguard! Nothing really wrong with that I don't think.

    Navi M. Gray
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    German is awesome 😂 Attention would be "Achtung" hier.

    #133

    Lost in Translation The Funniest Sign Fails You Must See at the Exit

    Wrong translated exit sign

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    Samantha Robinson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or will the exit find you? That is the question.

    Broderick Elliott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the German lacks is the exclamation point to make the sentence imperative. It's saying to locate (leave/retrieve for use) the depicted scooters at the exits. The English certainly makes no sense; it seems like someone attempted to add clarifying words to the literal translation and utterly failed. "Werden" doesn't occur in the German statement at all, so I have no idea why they used the inquisitive English "will."

    Landon th3May0
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a typo of the original statement. The German translates to 'Will you find the exit?' I'm just going to throw this up to bad grammar by the person making the sign...

    Nicola Gordon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What will you find? The scooter (in the picture).

    Jörg Zingler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fits to the German classic from advertising; "Come in and find out" from a perfume shop.

    #134

    Milk, Fish, Tree? Hilariously Wrong Translations That Make No Sense

    Failed translated Spanish sign

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    Arend Kant
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a translation but a replacement. The translation wouldn´t have made any sense.

    Cat Dolivo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just translated it. It didn’t make any sense

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    Brandi Skipalis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it might actually be a poem in two languages rather than the English replacing or translating the Spanish. Note that the first two lines and the last two lines both end with the ee/i sound.

    Graeme Tinney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s plenty of words on this sign, I just don’t know what the top ones mean.

    Jörg Zingler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Di mi quando tu verrai? Di mi quando, quando quando :)

    KATHERINE KUCYN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would like to hang this up on my wall to remind myself that I am absolute nonsense

    Landon th3May0
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Language-specific sayings don't translate well... BOTTOM TEXT

    Gy Tis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have some milk with fish and see/ is there a toilet under that tree

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    #135

    People With Kids on Their Lap Must Test Chairlift Safety Lock or Else

    Failed translated sign about chairlift and kids

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    José Gouvêa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the original Portuguese text is obnoxiously stupid and bookish. I am a native speaker, I live in Brazil, am a writer with a degree and an MBA and I have not understood what this sign means. It surely means something about people with underage children having to do some kind of test, but the wording is awkward and the punctuation breaks the sentence randomly, further obscuring the text. Whoever wrote this can't translate well its own ideas into his own native language.

    #136

    Translation Fail Alert Keep Off The Law or Else You’ll Be Prosecuted

    Wrong translated sign about lawn, transgressors and the law

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    Willie D'Kay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these signs are just missing a single letter. I probably wouldn't notice if I made a sign in a different language.

    #137

    Motor Disabilities Path or Epic Translation Fail? You Decide!

    "Motor disabilities path" sign

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    #138

    Mediation or Meditation? This Prayer Room Sign Mess-Up Is Priceless

    Sign that leads to mediation and prayer room

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    Jörg Zingler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ermm, whats wrong with this translation? Thats Political Correctnes German style.

    Scott Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're too broke to lawyer up...

    Gy Tis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With so much conflicts between these religions, you should truly mediate them instead of meditation.

    Raquel Leal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accurate! People try to mediate with god.

    Wayne Olsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s end this teamsters strike

    Jameer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong. its just a meditation and prayer room

    Joonhugh Lee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this isn't a funny translation it is just saying where the prayers room is

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    #139

    When Translation Goes Wrong Good Appetite Or Not This Is Hilarious

    "Good Appetite" sign

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    Hanno Van Der Woude
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no exact translation. But most english speaking people will say "Enjoy your meal".

    Landon th3May0
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only error I see here is that the German should be 'Guten Appetit'.

    Graeme Tinney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good Appetite would be the correct translation of Bon Appetit.

    EskChan19
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a related note, isn't it kind of weird how every single language on the world has a version of that, except for english?

    Damon Nelson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a reason for that...have you tasted English food? ;-)

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