If you’re running a business in a tourist-heavy country, having signage in English is a smart move. However, your smarts go out the window if the English translations you display turn into the wrong kind of funny jokes. We understand that not everyone knows the language well enough not to get lost in translation, but please—don't trust Google Translate to give you anything but a literal conversion of whatever you type in, turning your sign into a hilariously bad translation.

Machine Translation Fails

Each language is an intricate system. Knowing the literal meaning of each word will only get you so far and is definitely not enough to make a good translation. Unfortunately, this is exactly where machine translators fail spectacularly and produce awfully bad translated signs. They are still learning how to deal with a language as a living organism, not just a bunch of nouns and verbs. 

Well, to be fair on translation tools, it’s possible that some of these errors were just honest typos. Either way, scroll down to see the funniest bad translations people have come across during their travels and vote for the most epic fails. Also, is anyone up for a nice ‘decomposed Moscow mule’ later?  

#1

Airport sing that says "Eating Carpet Strictly Prohibited"

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#2

Menu that says "Ice cream in the a*s"

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#3

Funny Translation Fail

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#4

Funny sign about broken elevator

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What is the Greatest Problem of Translation?

While many things go into making a good translation, some things are often the main culprits of funny translation fails. One of them is words that sound similar in two languages but mean different things. They are called the translator’s false friends.

Another thing responsible for many hilariously bad translated signs is taking things too literally instead of translating the meaning. And the shorter the text, the more difficult it is to translate it because you don’t have enough context to help you.

#6

"High Maintenance Chick Salon" sign

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#7

"Dead slow children playing" translated from arabic

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#9

"Sale of chicken murder" translated from arabic

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#10

"Syrian paralysis cheese" translated from arabic

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Funny Translation Fails by Humans

Often, bad translation is entirely on the person who made it because they either didn’t have enough knowledge or didn’t bother to double-check if the result actually made sense. 

However, beyond dealing with false friends and ambiguous words, translating also involves understanding cultural nuances, references, and context. What makes sense in one culture might not in another, making accurate translation complex. Hence, linguistic challenges are just the tip of the iceberg.

Either way, ridiculously bad translated signs are funny to read, so keep scrolling for more translation fails in advertising. Vote for the ones that make you laugh the most, and share them with your friends!

#11

"Nazi dental laboratory" wrong translation from the arabic

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#12

"Anus perfumery and gifts" wrong translation from arabic

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#13

"Porn Fashion" wrong translation from the arabic

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#14

Wrong translated sign about shower and vacum cleaner

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#15

"evil Saloon for men" wrong translation from arabic

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#16

Wrong translated sing about smoking

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#17

Wrong translated sign about cream milk with coconut humans

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#18

Wrong translated menu about sailor

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#19

Wrong translated menu

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#20

"Do not use the problem" sign

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#21

Wrong translated Indian sign

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#22

Wrong translated french sign

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#24

Wrong translated spanish sign

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#25

Wrong translated arabic sign

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#26

Wrong translated arabic sign

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#27

Wrong translated toilet sign

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#28

Wrong translated chicken sign

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#30

Wrong translated menu

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#31

Wrong translated menu

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#32

Automatic doors sign

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#35

Wrong translated menu

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What is a Common Translation Mistake?

Apart from taking things too literally during translation, another common mistake is using the very first option the dictionary offers you for the word you’re looking for. Sometimes, it may really be the meaning you need, but there’s a good chance that the one that actually suits your context is a little down the entry. Keep that in mind when translating to avoid more translation fails and improve accuracy.

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Wrong translated arabic sign

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#38

Wrong translated arabic sign

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#39

Wrong translated toilet sign

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#40

Wrong translated not yelling sign instead translated "not crying"

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#41

Wrong translated arabic sign

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#42

Wrong translated parking sign

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#43

Wrong translated menu

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#45

Wrong translated nuts tag

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#46

Wrong translated emergency button sing

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#47

Wrong translated TVMs sign

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#48

Wrong translated menu

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#49

Wrong translated arabic sign

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#50

Wrong translated arabic sign

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#51

Wrong translated smoking sign

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#52

Wrong translated swimming sign

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#54

Wrong translated arabic sign

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#56

Wrong translated food sign

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#57

Wrong translated menu

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#58

Wrong translated menu

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#59

Wrong translated toilet sign

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#60

Wrong translated arabic sign

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#61

Wrong translated french warning sign

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#62

Wrong translated bread tag

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#63

Wrong translated french taxi announcement

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#64

Wrong translated spanish sign

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#65

Wrong translated french sign

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#66

Wrong translated arabic sign

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#68

Wrong translated hotel sign

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#69

Wrong translated hangers sign

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#70

Wrong translated sign about the roof

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#71

Wrong translated smocking sign

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#72

Wrong translated menu

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#73

Wrong translated backpack instruction

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#75

Wrong translated milk tag

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#76

Wrong translated pharmacy sign

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#77

Wrong translated entrance sign

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#78

Wrong translated baking sign

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Billie Top
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would only be guessing if I say "poppy seeds" -which I can see on these pastries or whatever they are...

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Valentina Tosheva
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been thinking... how do you translate "hot dog" from English to another language?

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#79

Funny Translation Fail

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#80

Wrong translated sign about presbytery

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#82

Wrong translated toilet sign

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#83

Wrong translated menu

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#84

Wrong translated menu

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#86

Funny Translation Fail

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#87

Wrong translated arabic sign

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#88

Wrong translated menu

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#89

Wrong translated ukrainian sign about bells

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#94

Wrong translated toilet sign

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#95

Wrong translated arabic sign

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#96

Wrong translated seaside sign

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#98

Wrong translated mozzarella tag

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#100

Wrong translated trash can sign

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#101

Wrong translated menu

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#102

Wrong translated menu

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#103

Wrong translated Italian sign

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#104

Wrong translated entrance sign

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#105

Wring translated working hours sign

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#107

Wrong translated toilet sign

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#108

Wrong translated sign in the toilet

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#109

Wrong translated sign

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#110

Wrong translated menu

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#111

Wrong translated church sign

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#112

Wrong translated menu from french

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#113

Wrong translated parking sign

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#114

Wrong translated menu

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#115

Wrong translation from the arabic

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#116

Wrong menu translation from french

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#117

Wrong translated french warning

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#118

Wrong translated arabic sign

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#119

Wrong translated "Formule Gourmande"

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#120

Wrong translated sign "People mover"

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#122

Wrong translated salon sign

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#123

Wrong translated warning sing

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#125

"Green onion leaves" translated in arabic

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#127

Notice to mountain bikers

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#130

Funny translated drinks from arabic language

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#131

Wrongly translated swimming sing

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#132

Lack of a proper rescue squad bathing sign

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#134

Failed translated Spanish sign

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#136

Wrong translated sign about lawn, transgressors and the law

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#137

"Motor disabilities path" sign

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#138

Sign that leads to mediation and prayer room

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