If you’re running a business in a tourist-heavy country, having signage in English is a smart move. However, your smarts go out the window if the English translations you display turn into the wrong kind of funny jokes. We understand that not everyone knows the language well enough not to get lost in translation, but please—don't trust Google Translate to give you anything but a literal conversion of whatever you type in, turning your sign into a hilariously bad translation.
Machine Translation Fails
Each language is an intricate system. Knowing the literal meaning of each word will only get you so far and is definitely not enough to make a good translation. Unfortunately, this is exactly where machine translators fail spectacularly and produce awfully bad translated signs. They are still learning how to deal with a language as a living organism, not just a bunch of nouns and verbs.
Well, to be fair on translation tools, it’s possible that some of these errors were just honest typos. Either way, scroll down to see the funniest bad translations people have come across during their travels and vote for the most epic fails. Also, is anyone up for a nice ‘decomposed Moscow mule’ later?
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What is the Greatest Problem of Translation?
While many things go into making a good translation, some things are often the main culprits of funny translation fails. One of them is words that sound similar in two languages but mean different things. They are called the translator’s false friends.
Another thing responsible for many hilariously bad translated signs is taking things too literally instead of translating the meaning. And the shorter the text, the more difficult it is to translate it because you don’t have enough context to help you.
Funny Translation Fails by Humans
Often, bad translation is entirely on the person who made it because they either didn’t have enough knowledge or didn’t bother to double-check if the result actually made sense.
However, beyond dealing with false friends and ambiguous words, translating also involves understanding cultural nuances, references, and context. What makes sense in one culture might not in another, making accurate translation complex. Hence, linguistic challenges are just the tip of the iceberg.
Either way, ridiculously bad translated signs are funny to read, so keep scrolling for more translation fails in advertising. Vote for the ones that make you laugh the most, and share them with your friends!
What is a Common Translation Mistake?
Apart from taking things too literally during translation, another common mistake is using the very first option the dictionary offers you for the word you’re looking for. Sometimes, it may really be the meaning you need, but there’s a good chance that the one that actually suits your context is a little down the entry. Keep that in mind when translating to avoid more translation fails and improve accuracy.
I would only be guessing if I say "poppy seeds" -which I can see on these pastries or whatever they are...
Load More Replies...poppy. which is a crime in and of itself... poppy seeds have no business being a filling for cookies!
I've been thinking... how do you translate "hot dog" from English to another language?
These are why AI is a loooooong long way from stealing jobs from the human translators.
One day long ago my dad went to an Chinese resteraunt and asked the waitress about an item on the menu called "eggplant in yummy sauce" when asked what was in the yummy sauce she drew a blank, saying only that it was very yummy. My dad ordered it anyway and was pleased to say it lived up to his name.
When Nicole Kidman's "To Die For" premiered in my country a theater showed in its billboard "El Cuatro de la Muerte" which translated is "The Four of Death" (For-Four)
Reminds me of a banker in South Texas who decided to have both English and Spanish holiday signs. He would ask his Latino secretary for the correct words and spelling. He did fine until she was on vacation and he had to ask one of the tellers how to say " WE WILL BE CLOSED JULY FORTH TO OBSERVE INDEPENDENCE DAY." He printed the reply 'ESTAREMOS CERRADOS EL JULIO CUARTO PARA OBSERVAR EL DECIMOSEXTO DE SEPTIEMBRE."
A ton of these are easily debunked by typos... But the ones that aren't are hilarious...
Yo creo que la #7 no está mal traducida... existe un término anglosajón "Dead Slow" que seria algo así como "Muy Lento"
Definitely it is the "ice cream in the a*s."! Though all were very entertaining!
These are not 'translation' fails. These are all products of machine translation and only show that those businesses who use MT to cut off translation costs are doomed to fail themselves! True professionals work with professional translators and don't end up in such ridiculous places.
Manok ng ina mo. Manok=Chicken ng=of ina=mother mo=your Looks fine to me.
What?!?! Literally nothing to do with anything!!!
Load More Replies...number 9 sounds like some sort of technique or poison haha~ Number 10 well it doesn't sound wrong haha~ Number 15...who would want to smell like that? hehe~ Number 18...sounds like it's party on the deck lol~ Number 23...okay then let's not follow the rules of the pool hehe~ number 26 what did they to the person...haha~ Number 32 sounds so High-Tech!~ hah~ Number 43 what kind of palce is that...dang lol~ That must be some sort of a one of kind emergency! haha~ Number 58 well that's one way to make the people who can't afford to go away...so mean haha~ Number 74 I'll be surprise if it did walk~ Number *7 that must be so Spicy if it's for the Brave only ooh~ lol~ Number 100 sounds something very rare hehe~ Number 112 what happened to the 1st, 2nd and 3rd rooms then?!~ Number 15 another rare delicacy fresh from the Pandemonium!~
English is probably one of the easiest languages to learn, found in existence. How on Earth did those people manage to make such dreadful mistakes? I mean, Ok, you might misspell something (write "meet" instead of "meat", lets say), everyone does it from time to time. But to write "chicken murder" or "Paul is dead"...If I was that bad I'd hire a translator only to avoid the embarrassment that would follow if some confused foreigner asks me about the meaning of the stuffs written down.
Maybe those people thought the same, English is easy, we can do that. Well, turns out obviously it's not as easy.
Load More Replies...These are why AI is a loooooong long way from stealing jobs from the human translators.
One day long ago my dad went to an Chinese resteraunt and asked the waitress about an item on the menu called "eggplant in yummy sauce" when asked what was in the yummy sauce she drew a blank, saying only that it was very yummy. My dad ordered it anyway and was pleased to say it lived up to his name.
When Nicole Kidman's "To Die For" premiered in my country a theater showed in its billboard "El Cuatro de la Muerte" which translated is "The Four of Death" (For-Four)
Reminds me of a banker in South Texas who decided to have both English and Spanish holiday signs. He would ask his Latino secretary for the correct words and spelling. He did fine until she was on vacation and he had to ask one of the tellers how to say " WE WILL BE CLOSED JULY FORTH TO OBSERVE INDEPENDENCE DAY." He printed the reply 'ESTAREMOS CERRADOS EL JULIO CUARTO PARA OBSERVAR EL DECIMOSEXTO DE SEPTIEMBRE."
A ton of these are easily debunked by typos... But the ones that aren't are hilarious...
Yo creo que la #7 no está mal traducida... existe un término anglosajón "Dead Slow" que seria algo así como "Muy Lento"
Definitely it is the "ice cream in the a*s."! Though all were very entertaining!
These are not 'translation' fails. These are all products of machine translation and only show that those businesses who use MT to cut off translation costs are doomed to fail themselves! True professionals work with professional translators and don't end up in such ridiculous places.
Manok ng ina mo. Manok=Chicken ng=of ina=mother mo=your Looks fine to me.
What?!?! Literally nothing to do with anything!!!
Load More Replies...number 9 sounds like some sort of technique or poison haha~ Number 10 well it doesn't sound wrong haha~ Number 15...who would want to smell like that? hehe~ Number 18...sounds like it's party on the deck lol~ Number 23...okay then let's not follow the rules of the pool hehe~ number 26 what did they to the person...haha~ Number 32 sounds so High-Tech!~ hah~ Number 43 what kind of palce is that...dang lol~ That must be some sort of a one of kind emergency! haha~ Number 58 well that's one way to make the people who can't afford to go away...so mean haha~ Number 74 I'll be surprise if it did walk~ Number *7 that must be so Spicy if it's for the Brave only ooh~ lol~ Number 100 sounds something very rare hehe~ Number 112 what happened to the 1st, 2nd and 3rd rooms then?!~ Number 15 another rare delicacy fresh from the Pandemonium!~
English is probably one of the easiest languages to learn, found in existence. How on Earth did those people manage to make such dreadful mistakes? I mean, Ok, you might misspell something (write "meet" instead of "meat", lets say), everyone does it from time to time. But to write "chicken murder" or "Paul is dead"...If I was that bad I'd hire a translator only to avoid the embarrassment that would follow if some confused foreigner asks me about the meaning of the stuffs written down.
Maybe those people thought the same, English is easy, we can do that. Well, turns out obviously it's not as easy.
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