Don't do it, c************r!

Now that I think of it, this may be a great way to shrink swollen hemorrhoids. 😜

i prefer a dirty one.

Even that finnish text is not correct 😅

RIP Paul :(

This one is correct.

Zombie kids? Dead slow

prayer for a better sign

I guess they used a chicken company for the billboard.

Not a very healthy choice, eh?

Perhaps we can expect to see Dustin Hoffman, and Laurence Olivier, working there?

Ah, the perfume that smells like a barnyard.

Who said the Middle East was conservative?

Yes, but do I have to have it in the shower with me?

It's closed. I wonder why.

You're welcome James.

Coconut Humans? What should be the word after coconut? Can't figure it out.

Popeye is not happy reading this

"Hey, son, I know you're mad at me for grounding you and all, but you're learning English in school, right? Would you translate this menu for my restaurant before it's printed? You will? Thanks, mate, I appreciate it."

Another math teacher just started crying reading this.

Somewhere in the parallel Universe

Silence of the Lamps

what kind of flamingos are these? :-)

so that's mean no strap-on?

Yep, about hot/spicy foods, they say you get to enjoy it twice. Once going in, and once coming out. That post above about "Ice Cream In The A*s" makes perfect sense now. :D

It's a good point. It is incredibly annoying

YOUR mother

they are in the variety of dishes category- variety is the spice of life...

Omg I'm crying laughing 😂 These are hilarious

Pee shoots explain the "salted" almonds

I hope you finally understood that, Manuel!

Stuff what? where?

So that's how cyborgs are made...

I guess the shrimp does the work while the fish ponders...

I wish I knew what they're trying to say...

It's gonna give birth! PUSH! Come on, you can do it!

To be fair, Butt is a legit surname in Pakistan.

yeah.. No blank calls please

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Departure hole --------->

Like home?

psalm 119.5.3 And their life shall be in the light of Lord Thor

Mashrooms

Nuts problems are the toughest

Emergency c**k is a fancy word for dildo.

Poor thing... Deserves a holiday once in a while :(

No thanks, I'm on a low-c**p diet.

Go there to meet an average golfer?

Well, this english course seems legit....

Please don't. No. Ever ! lol

what sorcery is this supposed to be ?

Schroedinger's floor.

i don't know why, but i don't trust him

Actually it is translated quite well. I think they mean "Press the flush button again to stop water"

Wish my writing looked one tenth this nice

Well, it IS cruel.

No, thank you.

Where should I throw it, then? In the sink?