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'On The Tools' is one of those Twitter accounts you don't know you need in your life until you see it. With a bio that promises "trade banter between on-site and off-site workers," it delivers exactly that. And then some.

From funny and weird pictures of workers' everyday lives to OSHA violations and relatable memes about the struggles of the trade, 'On The Tools' has it all.

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KJ
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one always makes me smile, I can imagine the wee guy was delighted.

TonyTee
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d hire that guy back for a job anytime AND pay him double

K K
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kind people are the absolute best. What a lovely thing to do.

Kevin the Manager
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If adults were less afraid to ask "why" more frequently, our society would be better off for it!

Onion Patch Petunia
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always wished I had a job that took me in your contact with young ones. They're innocent honesty is a joy

Shyla Bouche
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd never seen this before. Made my day! Bouche says the builder can have a cookie AND a mousie toy.

EzeLogs
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Use construction safety software ezelogs.com to manage safety related issues on jobsite

EzeLogs
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

interesting information , they can use ezelogs.com construction safety software

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    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like it, Energex is one of our big energy providers. And if the spider looked anything like this I can understand noping out: https://www.earthtouchnews.com/discoveries/discoveries/in-photos-mysterious-red-fanged-spider-found-in-australia/

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    JoJoB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All aboard the Nope Train. Destination: Fuckthatville!

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice job of ducking the censorship and making the point efficiently.

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    Astrius
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s Tom, my electricity counter guard.

    TonyTee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah sounds about right, F**K that. Me: 🏃💨

    viimatar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The geek deep within wants to know the species now.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, red fangs? Oh, that would have been my last day on the job, lol.

    Onion Patch Petunia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you got close enough to see red, you were too close

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    Having a platform to express yourself and relate to other people in the industry can be more important than we think. Especially among these workers.

    Concerns over mental health are growing in the construction industry because it ranks second highest in suicide rates among major business sectors.

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a minute, I looked at everything except the doors and thought "wtf am I missing?" And then I saw it!

    Coolwhip
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, I read the caption about 20 times lol.

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    DBear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone either got a raise or got fired.

    honey_milktea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait i don't get it. can someone explain??

    Eris Kallisti
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chippy=carpenter in the US. (This was the confusing part for me)

    Smiley MG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chippy is a fish'n'chips maker in UK.... So yeah.... Real confusion there.... Lol

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    Immortal Jellyfish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't need to ask what's for dinner.

    Johnnynatfan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA I think I would leave the marks in the concrete.

    jon gilbertson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would look great if you filled the foot marks in with colored cement

    Elita One
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a concrete ramp into my greenhouse that one of my roosters walked through, left it there to add a bit of character.

    viimatar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on. Just call it "a charming feature".

    Praegard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thousands of years from now something will wonder what walked under deck to avoid danger!

    SuperChicken
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we're not. We just like to put pretty little prints on the plain concrete 🤣🐔

    Tuesday's child
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the chicken walk on the concrete? Because the chicken is an artist

    Gary Geracci
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a patternmaker at work-Shush!

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so by this logic, I am ... ah f**k it I can't do the maths

    SailorLex
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually an existing method we use during surveying a building. 😀 Comes in handy when you forgot to measure something, but you made pictures of everything.

    Steve Born
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't take those bricks for granite!

    Antoinette Maldari
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is 6'1 and in her dating photos she stands next to SUVs, fences, stop signs ,etc. And the people that meet he for first a first date are " OMG!!! You're TALL!!" I'm gonna tell her to take a pic in front on a brick wall for scale from now on.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just so long as she has a banana with her for people who don't know bricks.

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    Ricky Northrup
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proves he's a handy man, good at math, and has great attempts to detail either that or entirely to much time on his hands lol

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't work with those influencers who distort their images beyond human recognition.

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have figured it the same way

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    Multiple factors likely contribute to higher suicide rates and mental health concerns in the construction industry, including the following:

    • Male-dominated industry, with men experiencing the highest suicide rates;
    • Toughness and strength are valued, mental health conditions, or seeking help, may be seen as a personal weakness;
    • Stigma and fear of consequences associated with mental health issues and help-seeking;
    • Shame and fear of judgment;
    • Chronic pain;
    • Seasonal and cyclical work contributing to family and financial strain;
    • High-stress and deadline-driven work;
    • Limited job control;
    • Long work hours including the potential for a large volume of overtime leading to fatigue
    • Separation from family when working away from home.
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    viimatar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moms, too. I know I've done this in regards to parks and roadside plantings. Used to work in park dept. for summers.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My next friend's dad was a contractor, he would tell me the places his dad built as we drove places.

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a daughter of an electrician, I agree.

    Nikki White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know every business my grandpa and/or uncle has wired in the greater Denver area. lol

    Terran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, "under that house was a 400 year old wall and beneath that play ground was a cemetery once". It's fun walking through town with me, an archaeologist.

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra fun to play in Los Angeles. "Hey, where did you say you watched the riots from?" "Richard Dreyfuss' roof."

    Emsy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does this. Except he's a postie " I've delivered around here ""

    Danielle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend repairs traffic lights. Please imagine the difficulty I have walking down the street with him.

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    SuperChicken
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't say I blame them for that answer.

    Unpopular opinions
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn & I thought the pay in America was bad.

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    Immortal Jellyfish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *pats on head gently* Good job sweetie

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's important to label the rest too. I'd add "Not plug" to the multiplug, or "Anti-plug" as it's the opposite.

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a label maker years ago when I was reorganizing my office. I'm not going to lie, labeling things gets addicting (especially when it's odd stuff and you *think* you're funny) and it's hard to know when to stop.

    Nikki White
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to downvote because it hits too close to home. ;)

    mikedtw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slept on the couch that night, didn't ya...

    VM37
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one botherd by the backward facing black plug?

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny. Add long as he fecking fixes it after the joke.

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    Dawn Marie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy, I need a vacation! At first I thought those were hotdog buns!! Hanging head in shame.

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey. If I hold up my shirt, will you press me really hard against the fence with your body?" "No. Ha ha ha ha! No." "What if I promise to put the picture on BP?" "DEAL!"

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after the chocolat tablets, the muffin pack :D

    g90814
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IMO I think the real body would be sexier ;)

    Maggie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eight hairy loaves of bread.

    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop loafing around and get back to work

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    In fact, according to research done by the Construction Industry Rehabilitation Plan (CIRP), 83 percent of construction industry workers have experienced some form of moderate to severe mental health issues.

    Mental illness is now the leading cause of disability in the workplace, said CIRP executive director Vicky Waldron.

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    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be slightly embarrassed driving this. I mean how do you explain this to your eight year old kid?

    Blessed Bee-Bop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's there to explain? Everyone poos, lots of us use toilets. Curious

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    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sittin' on the loo takin' a poo while on the move!

    Troy Parr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to be the killjoy here, but I just know that someone somewhere will say this is racist...

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    Raven Sheridan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manual air-conditioning, none of this automatic c**p!

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has been about 40 years since I had that Air Con system on my car.

    Daniele Ribolla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's air-conditioned by outer temperature.

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep waiting for one of those "I found something ancient, what does it do?" threads to have one of these.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least your knoob hasn't fallen off yet

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only do you get that single arm workout, but the single arm tan as well!

    Sue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking shoes when I saw vans

    CHRIS DOMRES
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The younger generation may not know that this winds down the windows on older cars.

    Zephyr343
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 60 AC. Roll down all 4 windows and drive 60 MPH.

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    Colin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Additive manufacturing at its finest

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if it's stupid but works, is it still stupid?

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually did this for my step-father when I was a kid for the deck he was building out back. It worked! He drew the house edge, the driveway, and the yard. I built accordingly. One of the few times he and I bonded during my childhood.

    iBlank
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is actually a type of foam building blocks now that are like legos, which are then filled with concrete after assembly

    Panda Bear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s stupid but it works it ain’t stupid

    Pheebs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this to my hubs once when planning a build for something. He grabbed the paper, but that was to make a 3D version what was going around the Lego build. 😜

    Mimi La Souris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no way to say he didn’t understand the plan with this :d

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drew up plans for a client who simply couldn't visualize the 3D concept from a 2D plan. So, I created a diorama that made it so much easier to visualize and make changes.

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    Immortal Jellyfish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be multiple choice. A.) Yes B.)No or C.) My neighbor's niece's best friend who I've never met has it and I spoke with my neighbor 4 days ago.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D.) This is a multipharma conspiracy to control people though chips in vaccines. Surely I'm just a bricklayer with elementary school degree, but I did my own research. Plus I watched videos on my phone where was this fella confirming it.

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    Riccola Tesla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo that’s literally how everyone I know “tested” 😂🤣

    Onion Patch Petunia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have replied: is it essential for the job?

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    Waldron said the workplace itself has a significant impact on mental health, and that creating psychologically safer workplaces can help to improve the mental health of workers.

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    Liz Siemens
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my word that would suck to discover with your feet!

    Katarina_Balaz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    go tell them that one screw still needs to be tightened

    Nancy Lynch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use a hammer to take care of the bumps.

    Lynn Morello
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be a Biatche and hammer the darned thing back down.

    aartdesigns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, hey, looks like all the screws are not in all the way...

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either those floors are awfully thin or those screws are awfully long.

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    Nikki White
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are the 4 clowns holding out a sheet below?

    Tracy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Darwin Award goes to....

    Shark Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the sort of thing my dad and grandad would do, mum and gran learnt to just not watch.

    Paul Brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be wearing a high-vis safety vest.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be wearing the clothes he wants to be buried in.

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    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad always told me that painters were a strange lot. Nice, hard working people but too many years around chemicals.

    notreallyraine (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad did this once but inside, it was above our stairs and he put the board on a ladder and it gave me such bad anxiety

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    Jaaawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is an amazing quality drill bit.

    Fat Harry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Particularly as it's a masonry bit and he's gone through metal!

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    Alun Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going through steel with a masonry bit.......

    Tim Nicebutdim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell are you using a 2ft bit to go through a 6 inch wall?

    Kenny Kulbiski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a plastic radiator? Cause if not that's bs.

    viimatar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always look at the bright side of walls.

    Rabbit Lord
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, master craftman skills: drilling through steel with a pneumatic drill.

    Gary Geracci
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capitol, absofuckinglutely Capitol!

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    However, physical safety can't be ignored either. Many of the risks can lead to serious injuries and even fatalities. For instance, in 2020, the number of nonfatal falls, slips, and trips was higher for construction workers than for all workers in other industries, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS). 

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    Arahnea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I very much prefer the smiling door tbh 😁

    MomaBear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they have pets, they can see out 😊

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    Kira Okah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen some people do this so pets can look outside.

    jon gilbertson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i heard Bob Ross's voice in my head, " it's a happy mistake that makes a happy door"

    Rebelliousslug
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody said on another post they installed their door upside down on purpose so their dogs could look out. 100% support the doggy viewing rights and the smile is just extra cute

    Eric L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d 100% do this so my dogs can look out the door too!

    Carla Campbell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! Just read an article about people installing doors upside down so their dogs can see out.

    k c
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the opposite of the door that is alarmed

    Nancy Doughty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the pets have a view out the door?

    N G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, the door seems happy about it

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    Mashmelo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well clearly the drain is working, there’s no water around it

    Vic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Draindalf the Grey.. You shall not pass!!

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    viimatar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our first shared apartment, straight out of a complete renovation, had this flaw in the bathroom. They'd just hauled a moveable shower stand in there, after first brooming the leftover tile shards into the sewer hole. Guess if it flooded over and into the entrance hall already on the first use. I emptied the sewer well at least, sure, but it didn't really help that much. About three or four complaints and a couple of months later, they replaced the flooring. Meanwhile, we kept on mopping. It was a student flat, so i suppose it didn't really matter to them if the structures maybe got a bit damaged.

    Robert Wiersema
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's by design. The lot is required to hold a certain amount of water before spilling into the storm drain.

    Ricky Northrup
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly they didn't figure in the ground settling

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another construction job where no one had access to a level.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have this on our main balcony. The drain pipe is above grade, so every time it rains we get Lake Ralston to deal with. PS: we live in Oregon where it rains OFTEN.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's fechin beautiful that is.

    Skip62
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have floor drains at work like this.

    Ronnie Cutshall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you don't level completely. A slight tilt toward drain workers wonders. If done correctly you never notice.

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    Carbonel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing wrong with this is the order. “Tea, ..milk, no sugar”. There, fixed it.

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of tea? Green? Earl Grey? Oolong?

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    Karl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’d get more cuppas if he phrased it “Tea, milk , no sugar please”

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is no sugar without milk okay? Or do we have to have milk with sugar to not put in?

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where's the "please, thank you!" ??? This reminds me of a guy that had the nerve to tell by BF that the coffee he was served tasted like s**t and that it had to be italian coffee (guy was italian) It was a good thing i wasnt at home 😂

    Ricky Northrup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Green or black, flavored or plain shirt isn't specific enough lol

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't that read: tea with milk, no sugar? I drink my beverages black, but this seems right.

    Jay Heisenberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tea has no flavour. Cappuccino please love

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pity people who cannot savour any of the many tastes of the different teas.

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    Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is supposed to read: "Tea with milk and sugar, please. Thank you. "

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    R Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, f**k me! That shot through every nerve in my body...

    Sivi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I flinched when i scrolled to this. ouch ouch OUCH!

    ThatOmniCapybara(she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can feel it in my finger... OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    Annie Persson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel it in my fingers / I feel it in my toes / Christmas is all around us....

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    Donquixotl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spanish splinter!🤣 But seriously, a little warning next time xp

    Max A.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    glad i'm not the only one thinking :P

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    Ava
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you show that!!

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    In 2021, OSHA’s most frequently cited job site violation was falling. The agency issued more than 5,400 violations for falls during that year, which totaled a combined $28.8 million in penalties. Construction is an inherently risky job. Most workers understand the potential dangers they can face. However, it’s easy to overlook basic safety protocols.

    The bottom line is that these folks have it hard. So if anyone deserves a good laugh during a break at work, it's them.

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    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust issues anyone?

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta admit... it does look like a bra... but the tips are worrying.

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    Colin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bra has nipple guards 🤣

    Ba-Na-Na
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, I thought it was a nursing bra with a nipple flip

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    Distracted Serpent
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was "this is definitely pre-2020"

    Karl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my missus were knocking out an old fireplace but the DIY shop had run out of dust masks so we improvised with two of her old bras and some tissues. Worked surprisingly well even if the neighbours did a double take when they say me with a bra strapped round my head.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this woman normally buy her bras at Lowe's?

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be very careful when how you ask when you need the electricity cut

    iBlank
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad asked his new apprentice once to grab some wood screws, and the dude returned 2 hours later to say he could not find any wooden screws

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    Brian Leahy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to tell him he just wasn't cutting the mustard....

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started having a friend take care of any work needed in my appartment. The overlord always sends cheap labour. Her plumber switched the hot and cold knobs at the kitchen sink AND the bathtub.

    Nurichwersonst
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cut my wine like that. 💁‍♀️

    backatya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    time to fire him and maybe deport

    I aM dA sQuIdDy SqUiD sQuId
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me 2 tho honestly I have tríese to do that before 💀😭

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    Sinead Kenny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love these, I would buy them!

    Michaelann Dahlman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are beautiful, but I would never wear them. I fell off a pair of platform shoes when I was 18, spend 6 weeks on crutches & with my jaw wired shut.

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    SewingStaffy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a pair of these. I was 18 in my defence

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were a real thing in the 2000s

    Gg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had high heel Timbs winter boots and they were awesome! My feet were always nice and dry.

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter would love these. I'd break my ankles and probably dislocate my knees if I tried to walk in them.

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for a sexy lumber jack costume and literally nothing else. Lol

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually kinda like these, even though I could never survive wearing them

    AppletreeChild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually not that bad :| I mean not for work but I can see people wear them in their personal time :o

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, I'm hunting to replace my own work boots and just saw one with two inch heels. Honestly considering buying them just for fun. And to test a theory, I didn't see regulations stating flat shoes....

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    Nea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is he smiling. God, just looking at it is so painful

    Full Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wince each time I glance at that photo.

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    Nancy Doughty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you can't wait to develop male-pattern baldness ;)

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, how do you get that close to your head with that thing? Owwww....

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was sheldon at first.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That red mark on his scalp looks painful.

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How, how, how did this happen? The hair isn't even that long

    Sabs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chances are it happened weeks ago, and he’s recreating the moment for the photo. How do I know? I’m trained in wound care, the pink tinge is healing granulated tissue. Chances are he had a large scalp skin tear.

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will grow back. About just in time to start falling out

    Pandapoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a contractor working on our deck several years ago. Came home from work and saw the drill he was using laying on the concrete with blood spattered around it. Come to find out, he was trying to drill through a post from the opposite side with the drill bit facing towards his head. The drill bit slipped and hit him between the eyes. Could have been worse I guess.

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    Snap panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many men does it take to carry a pole.......

    Eightball97
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is going to be about safety. Can't have long poles flapping about when walking among the public.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also came to say this. Some sites have narrow twisting routes with a lot of crews running around, so anything over a certain length requires someone on either end to make sure no one gets it in the face

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    Ricky Northrup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've spotted the union workers guy supervising took the pic lol

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As stupid as this looks, it's actually safer for every person and inanimate object on that walk. Two people won't swing it around as readily as one person would.

    Dan St John
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1" Copper pipe must be heavier than I remember.

    AliJanx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've ever been in a parking lot, driving slowly behind a single man carrying a steel pole, you'll appreciate the safety measures this company put forth.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Right", said Fred, "I'll put the kettle on!" (God, I miss Bernard Cribbins...)

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    kath morgan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the tile layers fault, for leaving it there.

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US if the painters are in a union its against union rules for them to move that stuff.

    Abrufal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have my up vote for stating a fact and getting hate

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    mooshoflove
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man.. Took me so long to figure it out! Thought the darker color on the wall was the shadow from the material v_v

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one good thing is it's just a layer of undercoat. So easy to touch up once the tiles are moved. Then you'd do a second layer of undercoat over the whole lot and no one will know the difference once it's painted.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the few bad aspects of unionism!

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haaa this is me cleaning at work when they have been told a 1000 times to clean up before i'm there and they still dont :-D

    Kobe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends. Here you are supposed to clear the walls when you want them painted. So I do get it actually. It is actually not their job to clean house first. Unless they have put down the stuff there themselves of course....

    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you either find someone to clear the stuff away or you don't start doing the painting.

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    aartdesigns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, boys. This is why we put down a drop cloth...

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not much of a savings grace, but at least the drop cloth got the brunt of it.

    Dan St John
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A non-trade person, wouldn't have put down a tarp.

    Reiska Vonkkeri
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only for own fault. Next to that hard plastic bucket is The real one, which you should use.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Royal chocolate pudding? Where’s my soup ladle?

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, that’s taco Tuesday

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    trollingergirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe this still happens.

    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It only happens in photos that have been set up, like most of the other stuff here (e.g., the Photoshopped splinter under the fingernail, above).

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    Rose the Cook
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he didn't paint himself into a corner.

    Gary Geracci
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah! Not the first and based on some posts i've seen definitely will NOT be the last!

    Paddy Cahalane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was planned perfectly, now by the time the rest is dry enough for him to vacate the area he has just enough time to paint the last patch and pack away for the end of the day 👍

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    Kati Laine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a real beast of an engine.

    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Antitheft device. Good for a nice insurance discount.

    aartdesigns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    must be a strike on and somebody scabbed the work site.

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    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You said you wanted the couch moved, you didn't say anything about not putting holes in it.

    Danielle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a forklift do.this to my car. He managed to get right in the boot and just cause cosmetic damage, it was almost impressive. They were on site opposite my office for months after the incident and he would pop in with a donut for me every Friday after incident.

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    Adam Belaire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think it's a fail. That's pretty cool TBH.

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as he's holding a trowel, i'd say it's pretty deliberate

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    funny idea for someone in the trade, but all that black is a bit much imo also those are some weirdly shaped arms in proportion to the head and torso...

    Paddy Cahalane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have been better on a T-shirt 🤦🏻

    Nonya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is kind of funny 😁

    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute. A man dedicated to his job.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's A LOT of black ink though. Cool tat, but ouch.

    Snap panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least HE doesn't have to look at it.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father was a mason, his father was a mason, and his father before him was a mason. No son of mine will ever install vinyl siding.

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    DiscoqueenJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect malicious compliance

    Ricky Northrup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how horrible those guy is to work for with this level of malicious compliance

    Ron H.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Malicious Compliance? Or Pure Stupidity?? 🤦🏼‍♂️

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    Jk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not wearing sunscreen

    JoJoB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We may be here a while...

    Gary Geracci
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of them.There ain't enough space here!

    Sapient Mulch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAARRRGGGGHHH Again!! NO SAFETY GLASSES!!!

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they have Stop guards under their tyres?

    backatya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    accident free this month, wait one

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    sdizzle85
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're referring to the direction of the door handle. It should point inward, away from the jamb. In this case, no foul because it opens inward, thus not creating an obstruction.

    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other side's handle will block the door.

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    Genny McD
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the metal part that goes into the wall when you latch it. It's backwards. Anyone can use a credit card to open the door

    David Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good way to stop little kids from getting into that room!

    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go ahead. I'll probably hurt his feelings.

    Eric Lafleur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I'd let him figure it out.

    backatya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    before or after you fire him

    aartdesigns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love the apprentice's face. "What? Waddamean it's backwards?"

    Mia Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents did this so one of the dogs could not open the doors

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make the structure creating the shadow taller, then drinking time will come sooner! /j

    ʇı ɓnɟ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine he did this on the wrong side of the building

    Abrufal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are in construction drinking time is the same as start time

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    LK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was an old Nokia it would still work.

    Thomas Bentley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was a nokia, taking it out would reduce the structural strength of the building by 50%.

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    I aM dA sQuIdDy SqUiD sQuId
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually my phone just went missing??💀🤔💀🤔

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    Jill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We'll make it work. No problem"

    BucFan531
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of think this is borderline genius.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me all the time. . . Oh when will they start selling utility trucks in the US again?

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this guy's signals left turn, move out of state

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have good news, and I have bad news... the good news is, we washed your floor for you, the bad news however..."

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that one of those new high pressure water cutters? /s

    viimatar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're clearly taking care of the workplace air quality by reducing the dust.

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we should have checked with the plumber first.

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    Sinead Kenny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think my husband has been showing his skills again....

    fs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suddenly thinking of tiramisu...

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    Best Behave
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh sweet child, apprentices can’t afford those, them’s only for rich people

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    Immortal Jellyfish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it looks stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.

    Raven Sheridan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno about stupid, but it certainly looks unhygienic.

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Redneck engineering at its finest, I guess. But this seems unhygienic as hell

    Lynn Morello
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will grease the saw blade and prevent rust

    I aM dA sQuIdDy SqUiD sQuId
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew… just think about how dirty it isss…….💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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    Rose the Cook
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is obviously over charging you.

    DadManBlues
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overcharging? Do you know how expensive a Ł50 spacer? At least Ł94.99.

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    Psycho Princess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who lives well below the poverty line I just see this as money bragging.

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't remember when I last saw a £50 note. We don't seem to use them any more.

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alan Turing is on them now.

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those 50's look accurate to the old £50 notes that had Boulton and Watt on them (since they now look completely different and have Alan Turing on them) but a part of me is saying this is fake because despite the fact I have, on numerous occasions, drawn more than 50, or even more than a hundred etc, I have never in my life seen a £50 in person lmao xD

    Peppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this picture from the 80’s ? Loads a money

    Fat Harry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We never bothered with spacers when tiling anyway, we just used bits of the box the tiles came in.

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the good thing about this photo is that there is no plumber's crack!

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad, every time, even in other house :D

    Ronnie Cutshall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, sometimes I get good advice and other times a few extra hours if pay.

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    Judy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I TOLD YOU we didn't have to call and bother the foreman!!!

    Judy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the install will be just fine!!! Now let's go quickly to the next job!!!

    Full Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok - the door opens outwards.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well.. i sure hope thats an inwards opening door at least. ._.

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    Lynn Morello
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is the Devil in the Details.

    I aM dA sQuIdDy SqUiD sQuId
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theoretically it is correct but I don’t think that’s what they meant bro 💀

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    trollingergirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    German TÜV and Dekra would love this. Technical inspection associations are registered associations that carry out safety inspections as technical inspection organizations. (source: wikipedia)

    Mark Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they next door to the Department of Irrelevant Words Department?

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    Judy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been playing too many Fast and Furious Games on the PS5 (4?!) I don't play...

    Joshua David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me either and I never have. It's games of competition and and skill. I'm not competitive and my attention span and for detail are terrible.

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    Mimi La Souris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or when you run out of money and do with what you have

    Abrufal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one has to do this you can cut dry wall with really anything sharp, could have at least cleaned up the edges

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    Lynn Morello
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the roof was collapsing for a few minutes.

    Tim Douglass
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to tape a job like that. The guy complained that I used too much mud.

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    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially considering it’s a Vauxhall Corsavan !!!

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    Judy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the TV is just fine!!!!

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    viimatar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thus would look perfect together with that other thread's Kardashian poses.

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok... this picture is making me dizzy.....

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    Sinead Kenny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband been diy'ing again pfffttss

    Judy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't even crack a tile...good job!!!

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After you are done washing your hair just plug in the hair dryer, how convenient.

    Fat Harry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone who clearly isn't certified as a "part P competent person" and doesn't understand wet zones. For non-Brits: you are not allowed sockets ANYWHERE in a bathroom (apart from 110v shaver sockets which have a different plug design from the usual UK plug) and definitely not above a bath or shower, where you're limited to 12v appliances only.

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Illegal in the UK, but other countries such as Malta and Cyprus also use our three pin sockets.

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    UncleRussian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the electrician plastered himself?

    Colin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And what did the Romans ever do for us?" "They gave us electricity, Reg"

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    Judy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over measured by 2 yards or 2 meters or whatever! Measure twice, install once!!

    Lauren S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Measure twice, cut once is what I was taught

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    Colin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your ex is the town planner and stages their petty revenge

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's run it up the flagpole and see which way it falls

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope the pole is leaning instead ... 😏

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    North
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this office they believe in complete transparency.

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At last a way to stop employees from goofing off

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least this can be easily fixed with some reflective window tape or a tiny blind or something.

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    Judy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you don't have to pass the Po-Po!!!

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the signal you charge each other and the One spiked loses

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    JoNo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better there than in the back of the track.

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy solution we'll just paint the floor white

    Snap panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd go home crawl back into bed and try to forget.

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    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet masking the wall was part of your job, instead.

    Abrufal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess it wasn't there job to keep the paint off the wall either

    Maya Baggins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took more work to be that petty than taking the bottle off of there

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody mixes up width and height on the order. You removed the old door before you realise. It will be 2 weeks before a replacement can be made. What do you do?

    Judy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is outside the house!!! Supposedly installed the WRONG DIRECTION! Windows to open and close from INSIDE the house! Local criminal says"Thanks for helping us out!"

    Richard Salisbury
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this is very clearly an outside door, you'll note that you can't see the handles to open the windows because they're on the inside.

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    vos (they/she/he)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well they tried... wait no i don't think there was any trying in this particular job

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once had a toilet window replaced - the guy measured in inches, but ordered in centimetres - ended up with a teeny tiny window......

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    Colin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you buy a fire escape on Wish

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    Snap panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit gorilla glue it will be fine.

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    Anime dude101
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    viimatar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next, the guy in the other pic will try to charge his phone here.

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    Kobe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor boys never had Lego

    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's a properly built wall already in place... at least copy the darn thing

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    viimatar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An organic alternative to artificial paving. I wonder which one wins in regards to the environmental footprint? This seems to be a foot-sized one.

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor cow died for nothing. Nothing and no reason at all.

    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smell during a hot day must be awful

    Stary_cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally living up to my expectations!😂

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    René Sauer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a remodeling show I once saw in germany: A couple was mad at their building company because they build their house absolutely shoddy. Amongst other things the basement ceiling was too low to be used as bed rooms, which they desperately needed. So, what did the workers of the show do? they sawed every wall all around through and lifted the whole building up a couple dozen centimeters.

    Heather Menard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they are going to add a roof and made space for the joist

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to add a pitched roof to the lower section.

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one way to shore the brick up...not the correct way, but a way.

    °CORLEONE°
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the guy next to them is remodeling the whole house. I thing that is smart actually.

    trollingergirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here I would not pay according to construction progress.

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    Fat Harry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you spell "work" right but "fork" wrong!?

    Mark Fergel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Damn it Bob. I asked you to turn the electricity off for a reason."

    badger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just what you need after a hard morning's wolk.

    David Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can heat up the food. Excellent

    Yettichild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time I did that I folded myself an origami spoon.

    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just eat with my hand if there’s no cutlery

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    YTK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it works, it works

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What manner of dumb cluckery is this?

    Judy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROFL!!! (From US...rolling on floor laughing!)

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This plumber would be rolling on the ceiling..

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    Judy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll paint it to match later...you'll never notice the difference!!!

    Anime dude101
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    Glengoolie Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not finished yet. Needs a bit of sculpting and a coat of paint.

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So get out your penknife and do a bit of whittling while watching tv in the evening.

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    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe should have bolted the tv bracket into a wall stud instead of the drywall. DUH!

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    Sinead Kenny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's somebody showing of the notes...

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s only one £50 though, it’s wrapped around a bunch of receipts!

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    TopCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Builder's cash in hand (or knee). Am sure they pay tax.

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    Judy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think they messed up the other side too?!

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    Elita One
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try to put down walls/fences in a game but there's no terraforming.

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    Tim Fawcett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they got it green side up

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay - that reminds me of the British-period-films parody "Stiff Upper Lips", when the Entitled Upper Class Twits go to Italy and then India, they bring their lawn tea service with them everywhere. Including the lawn, cut into squares and carefully packed in a box. It looks pretty much like this by the end of the film...

    Judy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will be just fine... the inspector won't even notice!

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    Rod
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another exemple of the MX-5 superiority....

    Robin DJW
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I brought home some 10 ft 2x12 lumber in my old buick. I just stapled on lots of red flags.

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    Abrufal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not what push connect fittings where made for

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    Tara Moov
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sure, honey, I'll step out and grab the paper—AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!"

    Slap Shot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really dislike it when pictures are taken like this!

    Kat Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fairly sure this is from the village I live in. There was a balcony there but it got condemned as the one next door fell down.

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    Kobe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably needs keys or something to move it....better be pis***d about the ones whose job it actually was. Why blame the painters all the time ? The painter may not even know how to move the **** thing.

    Gabby Simmons
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the painter should have told someone to move it before painting???

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    Tim Douglass
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to see this type of "not my job-ism" a lot on strongly union work sites. Union contracts meant you didn't move anything not part of your work. "just work around it, we'll fix it up later."

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to move it move it

    Colin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You actually need to be trained and licensed to drive one for ministry and insurance reasons.

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    Matt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever it takes to insulate the wall doesn't have to look pretty it's gonna be covered ( hopefully)

    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago

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    Judy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is THAT a permanent install? Yikes!!!

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    #87

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    OnTheTooIs Report

    Blue Johnny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked again.... they cut the tools out of picture at top.... a grocery Cary all

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    #88

    Construction-Fails-On-The-Tools

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s done so no one steps on the plug

    Abrufal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a reel. To cord rolles up inside the housing

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    #89

    Construction-Fails-On-The-Tools

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    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Click on the small grey "OnTheTools" link lelow the picture on the left.

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    Kristie French
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top part of the photo is missing here. Lol. Check it on Reddit. Lol. Dying😂

    Matt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To save time it's a personal massager you can see the tip

    IguanaStampede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP cropped the photo too much. Click on the small OnTheTools link at the bottom left of the picture for the entire view.

    StretcherBearer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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