And "happy little trees". 🌲🌲🌲

I recently replaced a broken dryer with a new one (it was too old to be worth the price of repair). Found 13 socks when I took the back off it. They DO eat socks!

NGL, am considering... throw in some hairballs and we can talk.

I have to say it is true

worth it

I was scrolling and got scared lol

If i get to touch the belly i'd glady die

OH this happened to me before.

why it so trues

*knowledge not always factual

legit my dad

This is even funnier because the vast majority of petrol does not come from dinosaurs at all. It is the result of hundreds of thousands of years of plant matter, zooplankton and algae build-up....only a very small percentage came from Dino, if any.

Free Spotify is almost unusable at this point

I'll take some muddy bean water

AND LOVE DONT FORGET ABOUT LOVE

That second picture is terrifying

what money?

Parents: DEAL!

I'll also do this trade

bruh

So true!

And it's not double spaced

Teachers just want to fail you

And the margins are wrong!

I just finished a mini-essay in MLA and I literally read it over twice then had like three other people including the teacher read it over before I finally submitted it. I was so stressed that I could’ve done something wrong and then I’d get a low grade lol

Thats right. You didn't space between each letter and double space between words.

hmm..... i'll do it for the sake of my swamp

Take my money

Is anyone else scared to go to taco bell because of this reason?

pretty much any streamer tbh, but people feel compelled to donate to female streamers for some reason xD

This is such a throwback

true dat

That is kinda sad...

Good deal. Seems legit

noice

what a bargian

I shouted LIQUID HOT MAG-MA at the top of my lungs

bad deal speaking from experience

some epic memes tho soo i think its worth it

Ahahaha- yeah... We're gonna need some more salvation than you gave us, sir.

I accept this offer not the first time

pog

What is this one?

understandable though, didn't they kill his pet rabbit?