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The internet is a public place, which means (consider this a friendly PSA!) anything you post online could be met with a comment that outshines it and takes all the glory.

Chances are, it might even find its way to the Facebook page ‘Epic Top Comments 2.0,’ where the funniest, sharpest, and wittiest replies get their moment of fame. We’ve rounded up some of their top picks, so if you need inspiration for clever comebacks to leave on Bored Panda articles, just keep scrolling!

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    I wish I had even half the sharpness of these commenters who effortlessly win the internet with their replies! But if you’re like me and feeling a little daunted about landing a knockout joke, don’t worry—humor is a muscle that can be stretched. It just takes a little time, practice, and effort.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This... this guy is real... I thought it was those net adds that always use the same people...

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fresh fruits, fresh veggies, yeah... that's easily gonna cost your first born

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    The Big Belly Comedy Club has some fantastic tips on how to be funnier—not on the stage, but in everyday conversations. The first step is finding your unique sense of humor. “In comedy, we call this finding your comedic voice,” says the club.

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    What does ‘finding your comedic voice’ mean exactly? Well, everyone has their own comedic style. You can tune into yours by noticing what makes you laugh and which funny thoughts pop into your mind. Maybe you’re naturally sarcastic, self-deprecating, or prefer to be uplifting. By becoming more aware of what you find funny, you can gradually start weaving it into your conversations and comments.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that Diesel was still known as Pete Moss. (Making a joke about Carboniferous-era geology isn't what makes me a geek; hating myself for the perpetuation of the myth that oil, as a "fossil" fuel, actually comes from fossils is.)

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    Remember to consider who you’re speaking to, too. “What makes your friends or colleagues laugh may not have the same effect on a different group of people,” says Big Belly Comedy Club. If you’re aiming for a funny comment, keep the context, the person who posted, and even the group in mind to nail the right tone.

    For more inspiration, watch comedy shows, stand-up routines, and sitcoms. Pay attention to not just the jokes but also the timing, delivery, and wordplay. Try to incorporate some of these techniques into your own interactions, and spend time around people you find funny to pick up on what makes them shine.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now police can hack in and stop a car if it's deemed necessary.. no issue here don't do anything wrong you don't need to worry .. but why can parents have this or other halves !! " Oh your sneaking out are you .. I don't think so .. " beep

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be more concerned about those radioactive presents by the fireplace. Looks like they're about to reach critical mass.

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    And don’t underestimate the power of memorizing and having a few jokes up your sleeve. “While canned jokes are not always funny,” Big Belly Comedy Club reminds us, “having a few well-timed and appropriate jokes can lighten the mood and bring laughter to social situations.”

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks gross but technically edible. Raw cow not so bad for the Humans. Raw pork and chicken on the other hand...not so good.

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    Now it’s time for practice—after all, theory will only get you so far. “Like any skill, developing your sense of humor requires practice. Look for opportunities to make others laugh, whether it’s through casual conversations, presentations, or social gatherings,” says the team at Big Belly. “The more you practice, the more comfortable and confident you will become in using humor.”

    That said, don’t overdo it. Trying too hard to turn every moment into a joke can backfire and come across as desperate. “Let humor arise naturally in conversations and use it as a way to connect with others, rather than as a performance to impress,” advises Big Belly Comedy Club.

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    Hopefully, with these tips, you’ll be on your way to becoming the wittiest friend—and maybe, just maybe, we’ll see your clever replies on the ‘Epic Top Comments 2.0’ page soon!

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked in a 100 yr old school. Took me a LONG time to swap out all the painted switch and outlet plates. My God people, it's a screwdriver, not a computer program. Paint the wall, by the time you get to the end the paint is dry enough to reattach the plates.

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    Marla
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold the tomato, all else is fair game. Unless it's a REALLY good tomato

    RedMarbles
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much talk about what belongs on a burger and no love for the hilarious reply? No offense meant to any side of the food debate, but lucy's response was pretty epic 😅

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 32. Ketchup only on my burgers please. Sorry I am a man-child.

    Bloobee bloobee bloo bloo bloo
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hate how people call other people children because there’s some foods they don’t like. Not liking tomatoes or onions doesn’t mean they only eat chicken nuggets and fries

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so stupid to criticise people who don't like every food. Why do some people avoid certain food? Bc it's new and different.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my husband. I tell him it's like feeding a 4YO. Goof thing he's cute.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take all of these off my burger and eat them first. To the extent that I'm sometimes too full to finish the burger.

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    1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't like gherkins so I'd be happy to not have them ever and sometimes there is nothing wrong with a cheeseburger without the rest of the gubbins

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    1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love gherkins, may I have yours? Edit: this is not an indecent proposal

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    somnomania (she/her, queer)
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hold the pickles unless they're bread and butter, and you can keep the onion unless it's cooked

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What Kindergarten is this kid going to. . .? Does the kid already have mental health issues?

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A burger without pickles is a waste of time in my view. Pickles and mustard are the bare minimum.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No pickles(dead cucumbers)Sliced cucumber yes. Onion and tomato yes don't forget mustard and lettuce. No Ketchup

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you get to say "Hold the pickle, onion, and tomato, thanks!" Duh.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only things that belong on a burger are meat, cheese, and other meat (in the form of bacon). If I want veggies, I'll have a d*mned salad! (And don't get me wrong, I do love a good salad too, just not on my burger.)

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And whenever you reach into the drawer for a spoon without looking, it's always the one you get first.

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    George Costanza
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the garbage shows my wife makes me watch this one irks me the most. Just terrible acting, terrible plots, terrible dialogue, ridiculous clown costumes. Just complete garbage.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, maybe not. Depends on how well it’s tacked down to the stairs.

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    1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing as much hair as possible, everywhere else they can, seems to be a phenomenon that has been shared by many men who can’t grow hair on their heads since time immemorial. Look at old family pictures, or your parents’/grandparents’ old yearbooks. I guarantee there’s at least ONE relative or teacher in those pictures who looks like a cue ball on top and Chewbacca from the scalp down,

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the right looks like how the one on the left would look if it was dropped from a great height, and landed facedown.

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    1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now explain how the men who had two separate families their entire adult lives managed to keep everything and everyone straight?

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I looked this up and it's a thing :) So, what exactly is the “love button” at Cava? The love button is used to brighten people’s days. “We have this button on our cash register called the ‘love button,’” David Garcia, manager of the Huntsville Cava explained to CNBC. “Sometimes, we’ll use the button if we notice someone’s having a bad day, or if they forgot their wallet, or if we see a customer who’s always in our store. We try to use the button at least twice a day.”

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last device that I actually understood the workings of was a treadle sewing machine.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need for this. The Mythbusters proved that you can actually wear a tuxedo under your wetsuit and still emerge from the water perfectly pressed and ready to seduce and/or assassinate someone.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the same girls who think it's ok for them to go thru a guy's phone would accuse said guy of being controlling and abusive if he did the same to them.

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    1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Whith”. His spelling seems to be right on point.

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