that's what I see...

brilliant. i'm in!

This... this guy is real... I thought it was those net adds that always use the same people...

Fresh fruits, fresh veggies, yeah... that's easily gonna cost your first born

Shots fired…

Amen....

Praise be to Cheeses.

yeah, to move far away from all those people....

Pretty sure that Diesel was still known as Pete Moss. (Making a joke about Carboniferous-era geology isn't what makes me a geek; hating myself for the perpetuation of the myth that oil, as a "fossil" fuel, actually comes from fossils is.)

...with space left for a packed lunch

It is lickable...I mean likeable!

The trick is, to leave the drink until the end. I've done this before.

*sounds of angel choirs*

We don't need to ask. We already know.

So now police can hack in and stop a car if it's deemed necessary.. no issue here don't do anything wrong you don't need to worry .. but why can parents have this or other halves !! " Oh your sneaking out are you .. I don't think so .. " beep

Oh how I want to bake free!

I'd be more concerned about those radioactive presents by the fireplace. Looks like they're about to reach critical mass.

Time travel will become a reality in the distant past

"No means no." Where've you been for the last 40 years?

As someone else said, “If I want to play games, I have a PS5 at home.”

Good for him.

Women like her: "Men will never be able to understand the complex mind of a woman!"

Asking one time is a request. Asking a second time is sexual harassment.

If you play games, you lose out. If I asked a female out and she said no, that would be it. I wouldn't ask her out again.

Because you can't have it both ways: either 'no' means 'no' or not. lol

Yeeeah... let's not encourage this whole "But s/he SHOULD have just KNOWN that I meant the other thing!" idea. The horrible ... HORRIBLE things that have happened...

Dear heavens I thought this died with Jackie magazine

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Because the friend with you was also asked when you weren't paying attention, she said yes

A guy actually respects consent (or lack thereof) and she’s complaining?

No is no. The ball remains in your court.

I mean.....

In Germany, is it OK to ask nein times?

I have no idea what to do any more... Oh, WAIT! I know! New rule. Sadie Hawkins Day is now year round and men are strictly verboten from pursuing women. Women are now legally bound to chase men (Single, unmarried, and at least 21 years of age) if they are interested in a relationship. Anyone under the age of 18 must only pursue those of relatively same age. Once in a relationship everything must be consensual, breaking this rule is grounds for life imprisonment without parole. Have fun, be kind, and remember, pizza is a highly effective bait. Also this is effective immediately.

Looks gross but technically edible. Raw cow not so bad for the Humans. Raw pork and chicken on the other hand...not so good.

Two tigers looking very concerned at what the cow dropped there...

Essential criteria: 10 years of experience and 16 months old.

Me too, and I'm a vegetarian. I'd be there cheering them on!! VEGAN KARENS!!!

FINALLY!

It would definitely taste like one...

lol :))

This is clearly a Helycoptrosaurus

Looks like they are being born.

Seth Curry would just be Seth.

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Worked in a 100 yr old school. Took me a LONG time to swap out all the painted switch and outlet plates. My God people, it's a screwdriver, not a computer program. Paint the wall, by the time you get to the end the paint is dry enough to reattach the plates.

Yes, but whose?

Hold the tomato, all else is fair game. Unless it's a REALLY good tomato

Did the car run over a wasp?