that's what I see...

brilliant. i'm in!

This... this guy is real... I thought it was those net adds that always use the same people...

Fresh fruits, fresh veggies, yeah... that's easily gonna cost your first born

Shots fired…

Amen....

Praise be to Cheeses.

yeah, to move far away from all those people....

Pretty sure that Diesel was still known as Pete Moss. (Making a joke about Carboniferous-era geology isn't what makes me a geek; hating myself for the perpetuation of the myth that oil, as a "fossil" fuel, actually comes from fossils is.)

...with space left for a packed lunch

It is lickable...I mean likeable!

The trick is, to leave the drink until the end. I've done this before.

I am fat and it looks easy.

I could totally do this.

No dessert? What a cheap slum...

after these appetizers, do they have something to eat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXcEb7XgJ2s

My first thought was also wow easy money... but then I did the math and this thing is approximately 5.6 times the size of a normal pizza. That's 2.8 pizzas per person. Now, I'm really fat and I can really really eat a lot and I really really really love pizza but I'm honestly not sure whether I could do that.

I'd bring some tums with me, but that DOES look easy

When does the other guy's pizza come?

Gluttony!

Looks way to easy or did before I found I was to be Gluten free

I couldn’t eat more that 3 slices if that!

Now days, I'd do this just to get a 28" pizza and 2 drinks for $50 . . . !

Might be able to do it if different areas of the pizza had different toppings. But after the second piece of the same flavor? No way will I eat any more.

That pizza needs some onions and mushrooms.

A fricking liter of soda... THAT'S the problem here, Murica.

Lol

Where is this

Adam Richman, on Man Vs. Food failed a similar challenge, without the drinks, because his eating partner had to well, you know.

"challlenges" like this is why we are unhealthy and overweight

We don't need to ask. We already know.

*sounds of angel choirs*

So now police can hack in and stop a car if it's deemed necessary.. no issue here don't do anything wrong you don't need to worry .. but why can parents have this or other halves !! " Oh your sneaking out are you .. I don't think so .. " beep

Oh how I want to bake free!

I'd be more concerned about those radioactive presents by the fireplace. Looks like they're about to reach critical mass.

Time travel will become a reality in the distant past

"No means no." Where've you been for the last 40 years?

Looks gross but technically edible. Raw cow not so bad for the Humans. Raw pork and chicken on the other hand...not so good.

Two tigers looking very concerned at what the cow dropped there...

Essential criteria: 10 years of experience and 16 months old.

Me too, and I'm a vegetarian. I'd be there cheering them on!! VEGAN KARENS!!!

It would definitely taste like one...

FINALLY!

lol :))

Looks like they are being born.

Seth Curry would just be Seth.

This is clearly a Helycoptrosaurus