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The internet is a public place, which means (consider this a friendly PSA!) anything you post online could be met with a comment that outshines it and takes all the glory.
Chances are, it might even find its way to the Facebook page ‘Epic Top Comments 2.0,’ where the funniest, sharpest, and wittiest replies get their moment of fame. We’ve rounded up some of their top picks, so if you need inspiration for clever comebacks to leave on Bored Panda articles, just keep scrolling!
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I wish I had even half the sharpness of these commenters who effortlessly win the internet with their replies! But if you’re like me and feeling a little daunted about landing a knockout joke, don’t worry—humor is a muscle that can be stretched. It just takes a little time, practice, and effort.
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Lost Panda 3 weeks ago
This... this guy is real... I thought it was those net adds that always use the same people...
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Lost Panda 3 weeks ago
Fresh fruits, fresh veggies, yeah... that's easily gonna cost your first born
The Big Belly Comedy Club has some fantastic tips on how to be funnier—not on the stage, but in everyday conversations. The first step is finding your unique sense of humor. “In comedy, we call this finding your comedic voice,” says the club.
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BeesEelsAndPups 3 weeks ago
Reminds me of the joke: I prayed to God for a bike, but then I remember that he doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
Doc “Dr Rotwang” Rotwang 2 weeks ago
As an atheist, it's to determine whose wallet it is and work to get it back to them. You know, the sensible, kind thing to do.
Joe Reaves 2 weeks ago
Also an atheist. I'd check for ID, if there isn't any then take it to the local police station. That amount of money is probably very significant to someone and they'll go and check in (and if they don't it's mine, free and clear without any guilt that I did the wrong thing). Religious people who are only doing the right thing for fear of the consequences scare me.
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Shelly Graham 3 weeks ago
Well if I found this without seeing anyone around I'd see if there was any I.D., if yes then I'd try to find a social media account, contact them and ask if they'd lost a wallet. Of course they'd need to identify the wallet, tell me how much money etc. If that doesn't work then I'd post on several Social Media sites about finding a wallet at "so & so location". Call or message me to identify. If after 6 months it remains unclaimed the laws in my state allow me to keep it!
Janissary35680 3 weeks ago (edited)
To thank him just as I grab and run. ("Gotta pick up the easy meat with your eyes closed")
Sergio Bicerra 3 weeks ago
I would loudly laugh and say 'Haha good prank guys!' and if after 30 seconds nobody has shown with a camera, bolt it.
Bob Brooce 2 weeks ago
Easy. Whoever lost that is thinking "my a*s hasn't felt this good in a long time" and I'm not mean enough to make his a*s hurt again.
Riley Quinn 2 weeks ago
Big stupid question, assuming everyone is a child of God. BTW, which of the hundreds of gods are you referring to?
rex fermier 2 weeks ago
Grab it and turn it in to the police. If nobody claims is after 30 days, it legally becomes mine.
Christine Wild 2 weeks ago
Look for ID. Imagine that is your lost wallet someone found. No ID, Then it's yours
Rebecca Taylor 2 weeks ago
you had better hope they aren''t marked of useing them will be a real problem for you
Winter 2 weeks ago
Look for identification inside the wallet of money; if there is, return it, and you may get a reward. If there's no ID, examine it to make sure it's not counterfeit; if it *is* counterfeit, put it back - it's either a prank or a sting! If there's no ID, and the money *is* real, say "Thank you, Lord!" and enjoy his gift to you! :)
Shirley Heyn 2 weeks ago
. . . and double check no one sees me pick it up, Praise the Lord. . .!
David Morgan 2 weeks ago
To pray the d**g dealer who dropped it doesn't find me because who else uses cash these days?
Weaponized Beef 2 weeks ago
As a child of god? I'd probably find a way to twist the words of the bible to justify keeping it, and possibly punish the person who lost it.
What does ‘finding your comedic voice’ mean exactly? Well, everyone has their own comedic style. You can tune into yours by noticing what makes you laugh and which funny thoughts pop into your mind. Maybe you’re naturally sarcastic, self-deprecating, or prefer to be uplifting. By becoming more aware of what you find funny, you can gradually start weaving it into your conversations and comments.
Remember to consider who you’re speaking to, too. “What makes your friends or colleagues laugh may not have the same effect on a different group of people,” says Big Belly Comedy Club. If you’re aiming for a funny comment, keep the context, the person who posted, and even the group in mind to nail the right tone.
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For more inspiration, watch comedy shows, stand-up routines, and sitcoms. Pay attention to not just the jokes but also the timing, delivery, and wordplay. Try to incorporate some of these techniques into your own interactions, and spend time around people you find funny to pick up on what makes them shine.
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The Phantom Stranger 3 weeks ago
I'd be more concerned about those radioactive presents by the fireplace. Looks like they're about to reach critical mass.
And don’t underestimate the power of memorizing and having a few jokes up your sleeve. “While canned jokes are not always funny,” Big Belly Comedy Club reminds us, “having a few well-timed and appropriate jokes can lighten the mood and bring laughter to social situations.”
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Now it’s time for practice—after all, theory will only get you so far. “Like any skill, developing your sense of humor requires practice. Look for opportunities to make others laugh, whether it’s through casual conversations, presentations, or social gatherings,” says the team at Big Belly. “The more you practice, the more comfortable and confident you will become in using humor.”
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Moonie Pinkslip 3 weeks ago
Me too, and I'm a vegetarian. I'd be there cheering them on!! VEGAN KARENS!!!
That said, don’t overdo it. Trying too hard to turn every moment into a joke can backfire and come across as desperate. “Let humor arise naturally in conversations and use it as a way to connect with others, rather than as a performance to impress,” advises Big Belly Comedy Club.
Hopefully, with these tips, you’ll be on your way to becoming the wittiest friend—and maybe, just maybe, we’ll see your clever replies on the ‘Epic Top Comments 2.0’ page soon!
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Geoffrey Scott 3 weeks ago
Worked in a 100 yr old school. Took me a LONG time to swap out all the painted switch and outlet plates. My God people, it's a screwdriver, not a computer program. Paint the wall, by the time you get to the end the paint is dry enough to reattach the plates.
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Janissary35680 3 weeks ago
And whenever you reach into the drawer for a spoon without looking, it's always the one you get first.
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George Costanza 3 weeks ago
Of all the garbage shows my wife makes me watch this one irks me the most. Just terrible acting, terrible plots, terrible dialogue, ridiculous clown costumes. Just complete garbage.
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I'm not vegan, but I eat some vegan food. But I eat meat as well. I only have meat or fish once a day.
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Ron Man 3 weeks ago
So many of these comments are just straight on bullying or showing that the commenter has no idea what they're commenting on.
UKGrandad 2 weeks ago
Or, and please hear me out, they're just tongue-in-cheek jokey comments.
Load More Replies... Jessica Smiler-Johnson 3 weeks ago
I think that hiding dark mode behind a premium paywall is an absolute garbage move.
UKGrandad 3 weeks ago
I'm not at all tech-minded and have no idea what dark mode even is.
Load More Replies... Serena Myers 3 weeks ago
"We notice you are using an adblocker" Too darn right I am, I'm not paying just to go adfree, even though it's an adblocker that can be detected. however, there are ways round it, you must be cunning and stealthy, fellow pandas, but there are ways. For the time being.
General Stukov 2 weeks ago (edited)
Oh... you had to mess with it? ublock plus an open source app and a 30 dollar raspberry pi with said blocking software.
Load More Replies... Eunice Bentley 3 hours ago
Why is so much of Bored Panda a repeat of what I read the last time I read Bored Panda?
Lynette Hannan (Lyn) 2 weeks ago
"Dark Reader" works (on my desktop), it's a browser extension. I've given up going through any BP on my tablet, the ads are unbearable.
Kay 2 weeks ago
Fun but way too many posts bashing food just for being vegan. Seriously, try it. I'm not saying become vegan, I'm just saying, TRY THIS FOOD. It's absolutely amazing.
Mary Peace 2 weeks ago
I'm not vegan, but I eat some vegan food. But I eat meat as well. I only have meat or fish once a day.
Load More Replies... Ron Man 3 weeks ago
So many of these comments are just straight on bullying or showing that the commenter has no idea what they're commenting on.
UKGrandad 2 weeks ago
Or, and please hear me out, they're just tongue-in-cheek jokey comments.
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