that's what I see...

brilliant. i'm in!

This... this guy is real... I thought it was those net adds that always use the same people...

Fresh fruits, fresh veggies, yeah... that's easily gonna cost your first born

Shots fired…

Amen....

Praise be to Cheeses.

yeah, to move far away from all those people....

Pretty sure that Diesel was still known as Pete Moss. (Making a joke about Carboniferous-era geology isn't what makes me a geek; hating myself for the perpetuation of the myth that oil, as a "fossil" fuel, actually comes from fossils is.)

...with space left for a packed lunch

It is lickable...I mean likeable!

The trick is, to leave the drink until the end. I've done this before.

We don't need to ask. We already know.

*sounds of angel choirs*

I'd be more concerned about those radioactive presents by the fireplace. Looks like they're about to reach critical mass.

So now police can hack in and stop a car if it's deemed necessary.. no issue here don't do anything wrong you don't need to worry .. but why can parents have this or other halves !! " Oh your sneaking out are you .. I don't think so .. " beep

Oh how I want to bake free!

Time travel will become a reality in the distant past

"No means no." Where've you been for the last 40 years?

Looks gross but technically edible. Raw cow not so bad for the Humans. Raw pork and chicken on the other hand...not so good.

My salivary glands just got lit, if that's what you're asking.

Not raw, just so rare it’s like it was just run through a warm room. Beats the hell out of overcooked well done dry shoe leather.

That's not rare. That's one of a kind...

That looks delicious!

YUMMY, this is how you eat PRIME RIB!

Is that a blood clot?

I'd eat it.

Tartare steak is literally ground raw cow with spices and raw eggyolk. Served on a toast. Amazing with some Earl grey tea.

Judging by those potatoes, neither was the pilot light.

The oven those potatoes were heating over wasn't lit either...

I prefer mine closer to medium than that. That's still mooing.

It’s so rare.

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If the stuff in the potatoes is pot and you eat them first, you won't care about the meat

Where's the beef?

Looks like under-grilled toast to me with a dollop of raspberry jam.

My husband would gobble this up.

That is not even remotely cooked, the blood is still clotting. Serve that to me and itsgoing back into the flames.

I'm not even saying what that looks like.

Why does this look so. .... neonpink?

My friend that is a purely raw steak

😝

I wonder what happens when he meets the "perfect steak" person.

Food for those who want stomach worms.

Two tigers looking very concerned at what the cow dropped there...

Essential criteria: 10 years of experience and 16 months old.

Me too, and I'm a vegetarian. I'd be there cheering them on!! VEGAN KARENS!!!