that's what I see...

brilliant. i'm in!

This... this guy is real... I thought it was those net adds that always use the same people...

Sounds like he can't hold down a job.

When he can find the end of the roll of Sellotape first time, then I'll be impressed.

He can kill you, heal you, and kick your butt into space!

It's more impressive than that. You need to read his life story.

Yall barbie got some competition now

Make up your mind, dude

Omg, Wesley Chu, same. Same. I can hear the disapproving glare at me already.

This guy reminds me of the old joke: I was going through my new girlfriend's wardrobe and I found a nurse's outfit, a Policewoman's uniform and a nun's habit. I broke up with her - I need someone who can hold down a job...

He became disillusioned with medicine, and tried to flee to outer space?

Or he just changed his employers a bit too often, but always as a doctor.

What an underachiever

I read that as Jimmy Kimmel and did a crazy what face. Not sure if it’s speed reading or my gummy just kicked in. He is sometimes funny but navy seal? Yeah maybe the seals who like a belly rub and jump onto random boats to get away from Bruce and Shamu.

Fresh fruits, fresh veggies, yeah... that's easily gonna cost your first born

Shots fired…

Amen....

Praise be to Cheeses.

yeah, to move far away from all those people....

Pretty sure that Diesel was still known as Pete Moss. (Making a joke about Carboniferous-era geology isn't what makes me a geek; hating myself for the perpetuation of the myth that oil, as a "fossil" fuel, actually comes from fossils is.)

The trick is, to leave the drink until the end. I've done this before.

It is lickable...I mean likeable!

We don't need to ask. We already know.

Oh how I want to bake free!

*sounds of angel choirs*

...with space left for a packed lunch

So now police can hack in and stop a car if it's deemed necessary.. no issue here don't do anything wrong you don't need to worry .. but why can parents have this or other halves !! " Oh your sneaking out are you .. I don't think so .. " beep

I'd be more concerned about those radioactive presents by the fireplace. Looks like they're about to reach critical mass.

It would definitely taste like one...

Time travel will become a reality in the distant past

Two tigers looking very concerned at what the cow dropped there...

"No means no." Where've you been for the last 40 years?

Looks gross but technically edible. Raw cow not so bad for the Humans. Raw pork and chicken on the other hand...not so good.

Essential criteria: 10 years of experience and 16 months old.

Hold the tomato, all else is fair game. Unless it's a REALLY good tomato

lol :))

Seth Curry would just be Seth.

FINALLY!

Looks like they are being born.

Me too, and I'm a vegetarian. I'd be there cheering them on!! VEGAN KARENS!!!

Did the car run over a wasp?

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I totally sang along with that in my head.. lol

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Yes, but whose?

Worked in a 100 yr old school. Took me a LONG time to swap out all the painted switch and outlet plates. My God people, it's a screwdriver, not a computer program. Paint the wall, by the time you get to the end the paint is dry enough to reattach the plates.

This is clearly a Helycoptrosaurus

Oh, that’s commitment!

“mistakenly”

And whenever you reach into the drawer for a spoon without looking, it's always the one you get first.

Of all the garbage shows my wife makes me watch this one irks me the most. Just terrible acting, terrible plots, terrible dialogue, ridiculous clown costumes. Just complete garbage.