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The internet is a public place, which means (consider this a friendly PSA!) anything you post online could be met with a comment that outshines it and takes all the glory.

Chances are, it might even find its way to the Facebook page ‘Epic Top Comments 2.0,’ where the funniest, sharpest, and wittiest replies get their moment of fame. We’ve rounded up some of their top picks, so if you need inspiration for clever comebacks to leave on Bored Panda articles, just keep scrolling!

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    I wish I had even half the sharpness of these commenters who effortlessly win the internet with their replies! But if you’re like me and feeling a little daunted about landing a knockout joke, don’t worry—humor is a muscle that can be stretched. It just takes a little time, practice, and effort.

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    Lost Panda
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fresh fruits, fresh veggies, yeah... that's easily gonna cost your first born

    Jaq Jack
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude I absentmindedly put some grapes in my cart a while back, once I got to the self checkout they were $22.00. I had to call the lady over to take them off. I could get a whole a*s bottle of wine for that, which I needed to help me forget how much money grapes are.

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    Ellinor
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our French president once said that "poor people would prefer to buy Netflix subscription rather than organic food", and I don't think he ever set a foot in a supermarket.

    L Norton
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    2 days ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgetting to include the prescription d***s for high blood pressure, obesity, diabetes etc. in the left picture. Then add up your cost.

    Tabitha
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    2 days ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus prep time. You’d burn enough calories buying it, prepping it, and fixing it that you could probably eat everything in both pictures.

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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure how you live your life but I don't normally burn 3K calories going shopping and prepping a meal.

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    Thalia Lovering
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny thing, I'm in Greece. I think that the right picture is cheaper than the left, as long as you purchase everything from the farmers market, assuming that it's seasonal.

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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the comments about factoring in the health cost for the meal on the left. Of course the people making these comments don't factor in that eating 2-3 meals per day like on the right would put a significant number of people out of a home. What's the health cost of that?

    Grape Walls of Ire
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you consider the long term medical complications from eating a steady diet of junk food, fresh fruits and veggies are much cheaper.

    lisa_l_ross58
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    2 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad junk is so cheap. No wonder there is an obesity epidemic.

    Rich Black
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    11 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spinach is the anchor of 4 of these plates? Seriously? Aare you insane?

    HF
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, I thought they had tiny bananas on the sandwich

    HTakeover
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the one on the right, I came to about $30 plus tax. Wasn't sure about the center left plate though so left it off - couldn't tell if that was cottage cheese & apricots, or poached egg or what. I also only picked the cheapest of the options I could find via Walmart while remaining as true as I could to what's picture - fresh fruits & veggies vs frozen. I'll put my list in a reply.

    HTakeover
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the left pic, I'm getting about $13 in US prices. McCoy's is a UK chip though, so their prices may be a bit more. McCoy chips ($3)...20oz Coke ($3)(yes you can get cheaper if you buy a 6-pack but this is convenience store purchasing)...single croissant ($1)...packaged sandwich ($3) (though I've seen bigger & better for cheaper)...Starbucks grande plain coffee ($3)

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    S P1
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could easily spend £12 on the items on the left. Just the Starbucks could be £3+ which would buy a small pack of strawberries and blueberries. I routinely buy products on the right and bet I could spend less than the items on the left.

    Alyssa Phillips
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus how long will it last. That coke can sit in my fridge for months.

    Adz86
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did an assignment on this in 2002, it was significantly cheaper to feed a family on junk food. Lol it's only gotten much worse.

    Irishwoman abroad
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends where you live. In Spain it would be at least twice or three times as expensive to feed a family on junk food compared to cooking them the same burger and chips at home.

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    The Big Belly Comedy Club has some fantastic tips on how to be funnier—not on the stage, but in everyday conversations. The first step is finding your unique sense of humor. “In comedy, we call this finding your comedic voice,” says the club.

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    What does ‘finding your comedic voice’ mean exactly? Well, everyone has their own comedic style. You can tune into yours by noticing what makes you laugh and which funny thoughts pop into your mind. Maybe you’re naturally sarcastic, self-deprecating, or prefer to be uplifting. By becoming more aware of what you find funny, you can gradually start weaving it into your conversations and comments.

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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that Diesel was still known as Pete Moss. (Making a joke about Carboniferous-era geology isn't what makes me a geek; hating myself for the perpetuation of the myth that oil, as a "fossil" fuel, actually comes from fossils is.)

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    Remember to consider who you’re speaking to, too. “What makes your friends or colleagues laugh may not have the same effect on a different group of people,” says Big Belly Comedy Club. If you’re aiming for a funny comment, keep the context, the person who posted, and even the group in mind to nail the right tone.

    For more inspiration, watch comedy shows, stand-up routines, and sitcoms. Pay attention to not just the jokes but also the timing, delivery, and wordplay. Try to incorporate some of these techniques into your own interactions, and spend time around people you find funny to pick up on what makes them shine.

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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now police can hack in and stop a car if it's deemed necessary.. no issue here don't do anything wrong you don't need to worry .. but why can parents have this or other halves !! " Oh your sneaking out are you .. I don't think so .. " beep

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    And don’t underestimate the power of memorizing and having a few jokes up your sleeve. “While canned jokes are not always funny,” Big Belly Comedy Club reminds us, “having a few well-timed and appropriate jokes can lighten the mood and bring laughter to social situations.”

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    Now it’s time for practice—after all, theory will only get you so far. “Like any skill, developing your sense of humor requires practice. Look for opportunities to make others laugh, whether it’s through casual conversations, presentations, or social gatherings,” says the team at Big Belly. “The more you practice, the more comfortable and confident you will become in using humor.”

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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks gross but technically edible. Raw cow not so bad for the Humans. Raw pork and chicken on the other hand...not so good.

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    That said, don’t overdo it. Trying too hard to turn every moment into a joke can backfire and come across as desperate. “Let humor arise naturally in conversations and use it as a way to connect with others, rather than as a performance to impress,” advises Big Belly Comedy Club.

    Hopefully, with these tips, you’ll be on your way to becoming the wittiest friend—and maybe, just maybe, we’ll see your clever replies on the ‘Epic Top Comments 2.0’ page soon!

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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked in a 100 yr old school. Took me a LONG time to swap out all the painted switch and outlet plates. My God people, it's a screwdriver, not a computer program. Paint the wall, by the time you get to the end the paint is dry enough to reattach the plates.

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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And whenever you reach into the drawer for a spoon without looking, it's always the one you get first.

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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the garbage shows my wife makes me watch this one irks me the most. Just terrible acting, terrible plots, terrible dialogue, ridiculous clown costumes. Just complete garbage.

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