that's what I see...

brilliant. i'm in!

This... this guy is real... I thought it was those net adds that always use the same people...

Fresh fruits, fresh veggies, yeah... that's easily gonna cost your first born

Shots fired…

Amen....

Praise be to Cheeses.

yeah, to move far away from all those people....

Pretty sure that Diesel was still known as Pete Moss. (Making a joke about Carboniferous-era geology isn't what makes me a geek; hating myself for the perpetuation of the myth that oil, as a "fossil" fuel, actually comes from fossils is.)

...with space left for a packed lunch

It is lickable...I mean likeable!

The trick is, to leave the drink until the end. I've done this before.

We don't need to ask. We already know.

*sounds of angel choirs*

So now police can hack in and stop a car if it's deemed necessary.. no issue here don't do anything wrong you don't need to worry .. but why can parents have this or other halves !! " Oh your sneaking out are you .. I don't think so .. " beep

I'd be more concerned about those radioactive presents by the fireplace. Looks like they're about to reach critical mass.

Oh how I want to bake free!

Time travel will become a reality in the distant past

"No means no." Where've you been for the last 40 years?

Looks gross but technically edible. Raw cow not so bad for the Humans. Raw pork and chicken on the other hand...not so good.

Two tigers looking very concerned at what the cow dropped there...

Essential criteria: 10 years of experience and 16 months old.

Me too, and I'm a vegetarian. I'd be there cheering them on!! VEGAN KARENS!!!

It would definitely taste like one...

FINALLY!

lol :))

Looks like they are being born.

This is clearly a Helycoptrosaurus

Seth Curry would just be Seth.

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Worked in a 100 yr old school. Took me a LONG time to swap out all the painted switch and outlet plates. My God people, it's a screwdriver, not a computer program. Paint the wall, by the time you get to the end the paint is dry enough to reattach the plates.

Yes, but whose?

Hold the tomato, all else is fair game. Unless it's a REALLY good tomato

Did the car run over a wasp?

Oh, that’s commitment!

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I totally sang along with that in my head.. lol

“mistakenly”

And whenever you reach into the drawer for a spoon without looking, it's always the one you get first.

Yes, I took it into the office hoping someone would nick it, and they did, happy bunnies all round

I always give that one to my mother's friend I don't like. (she's homophobic and think LGBTQ is a lobby)

Nope, mine's a random fork

Mouthfeel matters with spoons.

Guilty 100%

My wife bought some spoons that I don't like. I've been putting them in my scrap metal bucket one at a time. I think they're all gone now.

With the grandkids gone I don't need as much silverware. One day I just picked out all the ones I'd rather avoid and moved them to storage in case I have a crowd over. Now when I reach in the drawer I always get one I'd actually use.

So people actually have mismatched spoons?

Spoons are are for snobs. Just eat your soup with your bare hands, like normal people!

I actually just threw "that spoon" away.

No, there's not. I throw them out

Mine is a fork that I can't stand

Or fork.

My wife bought rainbow stainless. I'm trippin'

Get a sugar bowl and make it the sugar spoon.