that's what I see...

brilliant. i'm in!

This... this guy is real... I thought it was those net adds that always use the same people...

Fresh fruits, fresh veggies, yeah... that's easily gonna cost your first born

Shots fired…

Amen....

Praise be to Cheeses.

yeah, to move far away from all those people....

Pretty sure that Diesel was still known as Pete Moss. (Making a joke about Carboniferous-era geology isn't what makes me a geek; hating myself for the perpetuation of the myth that oil, as a "fossil" fuel, actually comes from fossils is.)

...with space left for a packed lunch

It is lickable...I mean likeable!

The trick is, to leave the drink until the end. I've done this before.

*sounds of angel choirs*

We don't need to ask. We already know.

So now police can hack in and stop a car if it's deemed necessary.. no issue here don't do anything wrong you don't need to worry .. but why can parents have this or other halves !! " Oh your sneaking out are you .. I don't think so .. " beep

Oh how I want to bake free!

I'd be more concerned about those radioactive presents by the fireplace. Looks like they're about to reach critical mass.

Time travel will become a reality in the distant past

"No means no." Where've you been for the last 40 years?

Looks gross but technically edible. Raw cow not so bad for the Humans. Raw pork and chicken on the other hand...not so good.

Two tigers looking very concerned at what the cow dropped there...

Essential criteria: 10 years of experience and 16 months old.

Me too, and I'm a vegetarian. I'd be there cheering them on!! VEGAN KARENS!!!

FINALLY!

It would definitely taste like one...

lol :))

This is clearly a Helycoptrosaurus

Looks like they are being born.

Seth Curry would just be Seth.

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Worked in a 100 yr old school. Took me a LONG time to swap out all the painted switch and outlet plates. My God people, it's a screwdriver, not a computer program. Paint the wall, by the time you get to the end the paint is dry enough to reattach the plates.

Yes, but whose?

Hold the tomato, all else is fair game. Unless it's a REALLY good tomato

Did the car run over a wasp?

Oh, that’s commitment!

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And whenever you reach into the drawer for a spoon without looking, it's always the one you get first.

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I totally sang along with that in my head.. lol

“mistakenly”

What's "outside"

Of all the garbage shows my wife makes me watch this one irks me the most. Just terrible acting, terrible plots, terrible dialogue, ridiculous clown costumes. Just complete garbage.

Maybe, maybe not. Depends on how well it’s tacked down to the stairs.

Not you, you.

That's a $400 per night Air BnB

I don’t recognize myself with my glasses off

Cheese not win, cheap knife surrender.

Looks like Beijing on a good day...

Looks like that cow died twice...

Larry David has really let himself go...