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Most of us have a small Ravenclaw inside of us, and we adore learning new things about the world, especially if they’re random facts that completely blow our minds. A lot of us are still spending loads of time working and studying from home, which leaves plenty of time for random browsing—so we’re picking up semi-useless but fun new facts about the world every day.

Like the fact the American Gothic painting shows a farmer and his daughter, not his wife. Or how Gandalf carries his pipe in his staff.

You’re probably aware of the ‘I was today years old’ jokes that people post online when they want to share something weird that they just learned with everyone. Well, these jokes have made a resurgence during the coronavirus lockdown, and there are plenty of new ones to make our jaws drop. 

Bored Panda has collected some of the best ‘I was today years old’ moments for you to enjoy (and to have random cool facts to drop during your next Zoom cocktail party), so scroll down for some truly weird facts that are true and don’t forget to upvote your faves.

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todayyearsoldig tweets about KFC, and picture of KFC owner with person on his back

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kitty.boom
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read about it years ago, but didn't know they sent him a painting. That's cool and sweet too!

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_youhadonejob1 tweets about screwdriver handles and picture of person using screwdriver

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Hans
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This typically is not the best idea, though. Rather use a socket wrench with bits and operate it really carefully. Using special oils to loosen a screw firstbor to de-rust it can also help. Merr mere force likely destroy the screw!

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soapachu tweets about aubergines and picture of aubergines

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glowworm2
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't know that because I'm more familiar with the purple kind in the stores. I didn't know that that's how they grow. BTW, this is the white version. The purple version starts out purple from the beginning.

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New Fact For Dog Lovers

So, since we’re talking about random facts today, let’s share some other cool ones, shall we? For instance, did you know that one study found that dogs prefer to align themselves “along the North-South axis under calm magnetic field conditions” when they have to go number two? Researchers studied 70 dogs over two years, and this was the first time that magnetic sensitivity was proven in dogs. Science is weird and wonderful.

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sassycrass tweets about measles completely erases body's immunological memory

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Ani Archeron
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Measles targets memory cells?? Thanks to every scientist who ever put an ounce of thought into creating that life-saving vaccine.

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Old Weird Fact That Is True

Another brain-melting fact is that there were fewer than 1.5k people living in Central Europe for significant periods of time during the Stone Age. Yeah, that sounds unbelievable. IFL Science made a great analogy about how you could fit all those people on a modern mid-sized cruise ship.

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Shxperienced tweets about buttload and picture of wine barrels

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Hans
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The English are unchallenged in having absurd units of measurement.

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bakbakbakkerr tweets about turtles and picture of turtle inside

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Not-so-MadMax
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh god, they really should talk to the people making cartoons. I have been gravely misinformed in my youth...

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Jordan_Coombe tweets about how they X-ray small childrens and picture of x-ray children

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Agnes Jekyll
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it just me or do they all look like cabbage patch kids?

Hans
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do not know... I cannot laugh but pity them. If you need an x-ray at this age, it is not a good sign.

Tessa Bell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandson saw his baby sister in one of these and said "Why did they put Makayla in a blender?"

Shannon Schlivert
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son had to have this done as a baby and the poor thing screamed the whole time. It looks cute in these pictures, but it's torture to watch

abby smink
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's completely fine, the babes just don't like being held still, but it's better than zapping them with x-rays 600 times because they can't hold still

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Animal lover❤
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw a post somewhere once where a lady thought this was how abortion works, it was so dumb.

Daniel Mason
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They look like they're in Augustus Gloop fancy dress from when he went up the tube

abby smink
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Personally, I don't like to use them, but also love to tell people that it's completely harmless and better than zapping the baby 600 times.

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martin Phiri
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

look like they were caught by cops 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jordan Westall
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dumb f****n conservatives use these pics all the time saying its a post birth abortion lmao. How stupid can people be?

Guild N. Stern
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son had to do this, and he was terrified the whole time 😢😢

Lazy Susan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s not that funny if it’s your kid in plastic cylinder X-ray thing, especially bc the only reason they would be in one is if they’re sick or injured. My child had to do that and she didn’t fuss or anything but it wasn’t funny to watch.

Donald Holder
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's called a papoose! You're welcome. From an X-ray technologist. It's used to prevent unnecessary radiation to unwanted areas of the child and to prevent them from harming themselves further.

CincyReds
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter had to get an ex-ray as a baby. I remember this, but I don't remember her being this calm

Rebekah
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My youngest had this done twice, before he was one. It was seriously heartbreaking, and funny at the same time.

Katinka Min
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I should not be laughing, but I am. Those confused looks! :-D

Edward Moutoux
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This "unique" device allowed us to get Great images without having repeating the X-rays and saving the baby from unnecessary x-ray exposure, But we don't use these "barbaric" devices anymore. Rad - Tech's now hold the child even though we receive x-ray exposure. Babies are well worth the risk.

Lars
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, Jordan...it's really hysterical when babies need x-rays. Pos

Jae
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our toddler had to get an x-ray like this. I had to stay behind the lead glass; he was crying loudly in the machine, and my wife was sobbing in the hallway. I will never forget the look in his eyes, not understanding why *I* was doing that to him.

Eulalie Grace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So that's why they wouldn't let me in with my son when he was x-rayed. And, of course, he was too young to say anything!

Cybele Spanjaard
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Promotes future claustrophobia But works! The babies all look submissive and not scared.

Jessica Cifelli
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They remind me of Augustus Gloop from W***y Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Gianna Marie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

first of all, they look like cabbage patch kids, second, i would be so claustrophobic in there, and for the last, doesnt that hurt-

Leanna Shinkle
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No When I first looked at this I was thinking about Charlie and the chocolate factory

Jazz Akins
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Next thing you know the Oompa Loompas are singing in the doctors office 😆

Gloria Polis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This must have been invented in the last decade or two. When my two girls had to be x-rayed, the technician pinched them to make them cry. When they stopped momentarily to take a big breath, she snapped the x-ray. They tell adults to take a big breath and hold it. Wonder how they get these kids to take a big breath?

sjoliverson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not funny when your 9 month old baby is in one because he has RSV and will be spending 2 weeks in the hospital. Not funny at all. It was terrifying listening to him scream knowing I couldn't be in the room during the chest x-ray.

Faith Nicole
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg 😂 that baby on the top right with all the little fat rolls 😍 so freaking adorable

Caroline Driver
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I imagine that this is what the cat press at the vet's looks like, for vicious cats

Tobias the Tiger
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one in the last picture seems to be thinking "When I get out of here, I'm gonna s**t on everything you love!"

elfin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suspect these could be sold in the home market now that parents are in isolation with their kids. But they need to come in larger sizes.

Steve Barker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We used to call it "tadpole in a tube". I hated those things and even though they were there, NEVER once used them. Here's another device in case you were up for a little rotisserie. octostop-5...4daf91.jpg octostop-5ecdb294daf91.jpg

Marie Bradley
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These pictures make me gasp for breath; having a panic attack just looking at them.

N S
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol, never seen that before. sure that is not how they used to do it back in the 80s :D

Steve Cruz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's interesting! Little kids are trussed in the same position when they are roasted on a spit.

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A Modern, But Random, Cool Fact

Speaking of modern times, if you’ve ever complained about TV ads being too long, just wait until you realize that Old Spice made a 14-hour promo. Their ad ran on December 18, 2018, in São Paulo, Brazil, and won the Guinness World Record for the longest TV ad ever. You can find the abridged version right here (don’t worry, it’s just over 3 minutes, not 3 hours long).

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ThatEricAlper tweets about American Gothic and portrait of farmer and his daughter

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chi-wei shen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The painter's sister Nan who modelled as the woman in the paintintg, perhaps embarrassed about being depicted as the wife of a man twice her age (modelled by a dentist), started telling people that Wood had envisioned the couple as father and daughter, not husband and wife. The painter Grant Wood himself remained vague on this point.

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A Source for More Daily Fun Facts

The internet continually proves that there are still things for us to learn. Luckily, someone took the ‘I was today years old’ concept and created a whole project around it. This initiative regularly shares new facts on social media, mainly Facebook and X (formerly Twitter), and their dedicated website.

However, you can always check out Reddit for a daily dose of ‘I was today years old’ moments. Two groups, r/IWasTodayYearsOld and r/TodayYearsOld, are full of weird but true facts you might want to know about.

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TechConnectify tweets about word footage

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David Jeu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This all make sense now. Btw love technology connections channel.:)

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Sarahmcgphoto tweets about warning against going to sleep with a concussion and picture of woman holding her head

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Flisey
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was told "bumped his head in the middle of the bed" was really "his wife killed him'. My grandmother was one dark woman

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Got Your Own Fact to Share?

Here at Bored Panda, we are always eager to learn. Have you ever had an 'I was today years old' moment? Share it with other Panda users and us. Whether it’s funny, cool, or downright strange, if you find it interesting, share it in the comments below!

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todayyearsoldig tweets about Bikini Bottom houses and picture of Bikini Bottom house and car mufflers

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Untitled_Goose_Man
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How old were you when you realized Bikini Bottom is under Bikini Atoll, where the US tested hundreds of nuclear weapons? Spongebob is a nuclear mutation

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RavenElyseTV tweets about pasta spoon and picture of pasta with spoon

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have known this for ages but forget to do it and always ended up cooking more pasta than needed.

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BitchItsSpice tweets about yellow watermelon and picture of yellow and red watermelons

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Troux
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They taste identical, so don't bother going out of your way for it.

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Hans
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was today's years old when I realised the Tweet was actually from Monica Lewinskym

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Agnes Jekyll
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't know there was a plague outbreak in Manila in 1912! There was one around the same time in San Francisco.

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Cori
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First it was cow farts. Now it's oyster farts. How poetic would it be if the final straw in humanity's fight for existence was flatulence? 'Well, they were hanging in there until they ramped up the oyster farming. All those oyster farts finally pushed them over the edge.'

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Missy Moo Moo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was today years old when I discovered these are called calderas and Yellowstone park is a big one with a semi solid magma pocket underneath it waiting for the hotter liquid magma pocket below it to infuse it with heat and liquify the subsurface pocket. About 20 years after that, it will erupt

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Nica Thva
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was today years old when I found out that Hanna Montana is not a cartoon.

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