Imagine being five minutes from the end of the longest movie ever and it starts over because it forgot something. That's my kid telling a story.

Ditto with cat food

"No" (I haven't)

Feathered mini dino is a monkey in disguise, too

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so true

Our bodies just weren't as yummy as M&Ms 🤷🏻‍♀️

Until they start doing it back!

YEP

Mom has a point.....

Vaccuming every single day. Sometimes even several times. Still looks like there have no one been vacuuming for weeks. I don't know how we do it.

Me reading this at 3am.

I've given up trying to squeeze it shut. Gotta use the pee pads now. :(

yep. I thought my insomnia will get better while having a kid, because I will be too tired not to fall asleep at any time. Nope, it doesn't work that way.

Well, there's 2 sides to every coin.

The toy vacuum cleaner is now banned

That's my life now.

I have one kid that is up at the crack of dawn, and two that want to sleep until noon

Hahahaha 🤣 love that movie

Yes! This is so true, complete with saying "I miss my kids being little".

100%!!! He's usually so well behaved but at the store he wants his hands on EVERYTHING.

So happy to be out of this phase. Sleeping for more that 90 minutes is amazing

Me and my mum joke that I'm the 'Financial Drain' (because 5 bras cost her £50)

Melissa!

and somehow sweetly remembering that time when you wished they will be able to finally say "mama"

Hehe

Hey, whats in the circled area there?? ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ/JK 🙃🤭

Leader? In your wildest dreams maybe

Edward ❤

That wouldn't help, I need a good cup of coffee.

I haven't had a morning like this since my divorce. I genuinely like my kids, they are hilarious and clever little monkeys

Is foldgers in your cup

I read, when my second husband gets home.. 😅

My son was a runner, especially when he saw water. I tried a backpack harness (was a monkey) and he would refuse to move with it on. I’m amazed he survived toddlerhood.

Oh no