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35 Of The Best Pick-Up Lines To Step Up Your Tinder Game

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Damn, here we go again. You ended up downloading Tinder for the umpteenth time. You’re not sure why you keep doing it, but there’s something about that little red icon that makes you think maybe this time will be different. Despite some matches here and there, you still struggle to find the right words to start a conversation and do some good flirting without sounding cringe or utterly inappropriate. The truth is, Tinder conversations can be tough to start. You always feel like you’re just sending boring messages that don’t really mean anything.

But then, there are always those who are super good at it. The ones who know how to make you laugh through their pick-up line and get you interested in chatting with them. So how do they do it? What’s their secret conversation starter? We’ve searched the internet and put together this handy collection of the best Tinder pick-up lines and flirty jokes that will help you break the ice with your new match! Cheesy, dirty, funny, corny, smooth, cute: we have everything from A to Z!

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#1

35 Of The Best Pick-Up Lines To Step Up Your Tinder Game I think I saw you on Spotify.

You were listed as the hottest single.

69points

ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago

Snort laugh

15points

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#2

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

64points

InfamousBerry34 2 years ago

Well played

19points

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#3

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

57points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

Wouldn't work in the south, that comes off as an insult

20points

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#4

Your eyes are like IKEA.

I’m totally lost in them.

56points

ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago

LOL... are there instructions in 15 languages?

19points

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#5

35 Of The Best Pick-Up Lines To Step Up Your Tinder Game I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?

53points

Piano 2 years ago

Heard this one before, but it's actually funny

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#6

I’m going to be honest with you. I swiped right 50% because you’re cute, and 50% because I love your dog. What’s his name?

53points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 2 years ago

This one works, but only best to use if you mean it. And not to bang a random person. This is not off of experience, only because it seems like an assholeish thing to do if you don’t mean it

23points

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#7

We matched!

Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?

52points

Wendy wolever 2 years ago

Funny and smart... Also sounds like something I'd say 😎😆

10points

#8

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

42points

ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago

It can feel like that sometimes :D

3points

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#9

35 Of The Best Pick-Up Lines To Step Up Your Tinder Game Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

39points

ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago

Santa might decide they are what Santa wants, too!

14points

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#10

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

38points

Addi Moore 2 years ago

Smooth

11points

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#11

"Heard you like bad girls."

"Well, I’m bad at everything.” *blink instead of wink*

38points

Jason B. 2 years ago

Apparently bad at pickup lines too...

12points

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#12

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

38points

Piano 2 years ago

HAHA! This one is great

12points

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#13

35 Of The Best Pick-Up Lines To Step Up Your Tinder Game Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

36points

Just_A_Panda 2 years ago (edited)

They already took my license away :D

5points

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#14

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

I’m thinking of ice skating and hot chocolate this week?

34points

Piano 2 years ago

Thermodynamics aside, ice skating and hot chocolate is an ideal date for me! No pick up line even needed!

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#15

Is your name Google?

Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

34points

ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago

This one make me laugh... nice

7points

#16

You sound busy but is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?

33points

ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago

Good chance... you're a chore, after all

17points

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#17

35 Of The Best Pick-Up Lines To Step Up Your Tinder Game Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.

31points

Yada Yuki 2 years ago

Bruh! I used this line on a chick in uni before and she actually showed up for the interview. Asked if I run a blog or something. Long story short, I ended up interviewing her because one, I was too disappointed at how ridiculous this was and second I couldn't just bail out all of a sudden yet I was at the cafe.

7points

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#18

Just tell me you don’t clap after your plane lands, and we can go ahead and get married.

31points

Death 2 years ago

Perfect.

2points

#19

Are you http?

Because without you I’m just ://

30points

imgonaarickrollyousohard 2 years ago

You're gonna get 404 response

31points

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#20

Are you a time traveler?

Because I see you in my future!

30points

ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago

And I left you in my past LOL

36points

#21

35 Of The Best Pick-Up Lines To Step Up Your Tinder Game I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10.

Because you’re a 10/10.

29points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Not exactly a pick-up line but I've always laughed at the "On a scale of 1-10 you're a 14 because you're basic"...a little science joke for you all lol

22points

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#22

Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed-up things in the world?

Like why is there a “D” in “fridge” but no “D” in “refrigerator”?

29points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

I actually have considered this

15points

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#23

Your eyes are really beautiful, and I just had to tell you.

29points

InfamousBerry34 2 years ago

More a compliment than a pickup line but still works for me

19points

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#24

Remember me?

Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

26points

Dynamic duck 2 years ago

Slightly creepy

13points

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#25

35 Of The Best Pick-Up Lines To Step Up Your Tinder Game Are you French?

Because Eiffel for you.

25points

Garfield 2 years ago

Sounds like a dad joke

5points

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#26

I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.

25points

Ashley Deane 2 years ago

I like this one.

4points

#27

Pick a historical era, and I’ll try to come up with a pickup line related to that era.

24points

Ashley Deane 2 years ago

I like these kind of pick up lines. They're more involved and fun.

5points

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#28

On a lazy Sunday:

1. Netflix all-day
2. Getting lost in a museum
3. Cuddling with me?

23points

ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago

Either a pickup line, or a screening process

9points

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#29

35 Of The Best Pick-Up Lines To Step Up Your Tinder Game I just bought kiss-proof lipstick, and I need a lab partner to test its claims.

Are you in?

22points

xXPlague_19Xx 2 years ago

So how would it be kiss-proof? Does it have like pepper spray or lasers?

5points

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#30

Hey, my name’s Microsoft.

Can I crash at your place tonight?

22points

Death 2 years ago

Sorry but this cd tray only takes hard drives that don't crash after one session.

7points

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#31

Choose a dream job: puppy photographer or pizza critic?

21points

Rhe'Joyya 2 years ago

A ++ Ooh, that's a tough one there. You've got me @puppies! OR PiZZa?!?

5points

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#32

What was the last song/movie/TV show you listened to and loved?

20points

Wendy wolever 2 years ago

Nice convo starter...

4points

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#33

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

20points

ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago

Ahhh, the time/beauty continuum

7points

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#34

35 Of The Best Pick-Up Lines To Step Up Your Tinder Game Are you my appendix?

Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

18points

Lexipoo 2 years ago

Like k.o. Or date /j

5points

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#35

What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese?

A cheesy pickup line.

16points

Wendy wolever 2 years ago

Dad joke lol

8points

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#36

Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?

15points

Peacemaker21 2 years ago

Except the Titanic hit the iceberg and sunk

7points

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#37

Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

15points

Peacemaker21 2 years ago

Yeah... you're going to need a wingman :)

7points

#38

Are you a camera?

Because every time I look at you, I smile.

15points

ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago

Awwwww

6points

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#39

Waffles or pancakes?

I need to know what you prefer for breakfast.

14points

Piano 2 years ago

Bagles

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#40

Hey, you’re beautiful.

Can I tell you that again next Saturday over dinner?

14points

Adam L 2 years ago

Right to the point

1point

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#41

Do you have a personality as intriguing as your eyes?

14points

#42

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.

14points

Ashley Deane 2 years ago

As a blue eyed woman I hate the stupid phrases like these. There are so many corny and cheesy pick up lines that work better 😂

8points

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#43

I haven't figured out if you're going to be the nicest person on my naughty list or the naughtiest person on my nice list.

14points

ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago

I think they overlap on that Venn diagram

5points

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#44

I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.

13points

Phave Brawn 2 years ago

Noicee

1point

#45

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

13points

Ashley Deane 2 years ago

Lol irl

1point

#46

Life without you would be like a broken pencil.

Pointless

13points

abby zeller 2 years ago

Maybe unsharpened? A broken pencil has multiple points

5points

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#47

You must be a magician.

Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

13points

Death 2 years ago

Must mean you already know the secrets

1point

#48

Are you the COVID vaccine?

Because I would never turn you down.

12points

Jo (she/her) 2 years ago

Imagine if they were anti-vacser and you said this to them

15points

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#49

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yoda I am, and go out with me will you?

12points

#50

You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.

12points

Phave Brawn 2 years ago

Haha

0points

#51

A three-day weekend is coming up. Are you:

a) Heading for the mountains.
b) Going to the beach.
c) Sleeping till noon.
d) Partying all night.

12points

Wendy wolever 2 years ago

B C D

2points

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#52

They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?

12points

Peacemaker21 2 years ago

Actually it's "I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

5points

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#53

Your profile made me stop in my tracks.

12points

Yada Yuki 2 years ago

Ambiguous

0points

#54

Congratulations. You matched with the nerdiest (or any other self-deprecating adjective) guy on Tinder. To celebrate you’re awarded a drink at your bar of choice.

12points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

I wonder if this works better if you self deprecate or if you try to "sell yourself," I mean confidence is supposed to be good but overconfidence is bad, and self deprecation is supposed to be funny but doesn't always come off that way either

4points

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#55

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

12points

75/Sunny 2 years ago

Boooooooo

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#56

Just wanted to let you know, you have some cute on your face.

11points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

Hah, this one's kind of dorky but I like it

4points

#57

If you could be any comic book character, who would you be?

11points

Death 2 years ago

Batman, he has all the knowledge.

0points

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#58

What’s your definition of a good weekend?

11points

#59

Are you a meme?

Because I’d like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do.

11points

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#60

"Hello" *pretends to be a waiter* – "Here’s your icebreaker garnished with awkwardness."

11points

Napo Allenius-Tapiovaara 2 years ago

Soon there will be the weird *looks at you with sad puppy eyes" and other animal c**p.. 🙄

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#61

You must be a campfire.

Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.

11points

Madame Writer 2 years ago

My name is Graham Cracker.

3points

#62

I want our love to be like the number Pi.

Irrational and never-ending.

11points

Happy Blue Panda 2 years ago

Hm irrational sounds like drama

1point

#63

I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks too!?

11points

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#64

If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!

11points

Death 2 years ago

Until you lose em in the wash

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#65

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

11points

Death 2 years ago

That doesn't work in the same place twice.

0points

#66

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

11points

#67

Are you Australian?

Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

10points

Jill Rhodry 2 years ago

As an Aussie - yeah, nah.

1point

#68

I thought happiness started with an “h,” but I guess it actually starts with “u.”

10points

Arctic 2 years ago

If the persons name Starts with H, You could also say "Huh, I knew Happiness starts with an H!"

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#69

Are you my laptop?

Because you’re really hot and I’m concerned.

10points

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#70

I guess the pandemic is far from over because your smile is contagious.

10points

Claire 2 years ago

Awww that's actually really wholesome

4points

#71

(Lime emoji) "This is my pick-up lime."

"How are you?"

10points

Adam L 2 years ago

You'd need some 🫒 to use that one

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#72

Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?

That’s the spirit!

10points

#73

So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with anything.

10points

#74

Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?

10points

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#75

If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast?

a) American pancakes
b) French crèpes
c) Waffles
d) Omelet
e) Something else?

10points

Wendy wolever 2 years ago

Mimosas

0points

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#76

Send me your favorite GIF so I get to know you better?

10points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

Oh, that would be embarrassing, but that's a great conversation starter, I might actually need to remember this one

1point

#77

Are you made of copper and tellurium?

Because you’re CuTe.

10points

Phave Brawn 2 years ago

This took me a while

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#78

Are you a carbon sample?

Because I want to date you—drinks this week?

10points

Suzanne Tilson 2 years ago

Nice

0points

#79

Well, here I am.

What are your other two wishes?

10points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

Always came off as arrogant and stuff entitled to me

7points

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#80

You look like you love a good adventure!

What’s one of the best ones you’ve had so far?

10points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

I'd have to describe a video game and see if they catch on

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#81

If you were a dessert, what would you be?

10points

#82

Two truths and a lie!

Go!

10points

Death 2 years ago (edited)

Mario & Luigi, Ratchet & Clank, Jak & Daxter

0points

#83

Are you Wi-Fi?

Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.

10points

#84

I was blinded by your beauty.

I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

10points

#85

I was wondering if you had an extra heart… Because mine was just stolen.

10points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

I wanted to ask for my heart back, but you can keep it if you want

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#86

All I'm missing is the little spoon.

10points

#87

Dog person or cat person?

There is only one right answer.

10points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago (edited)

I guess I'm wrong then (I couldn't pick)

2points

#88

Phew! I almost swiped left and had a heart attack! Saved it at the last minute!

10points

#89

Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.

10points

Ashley Deane 2 years ago

Idk there's something a little gross about this. I'd be like.. um.. now I'm just thinking about blood and DNA and all kinds of different things 😂

0points

#90

Is there a magnet in here?

Because I'm attracted to you.

10points

ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago

This one always confused me. Are you saying you're made of ferrous metal? Too literal, I guess

2points

#91

Do you play soccer?

You look like a keeper.

9points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

Is that a position in soccer? Is it another word for goalie I've never heard of?

3points

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#92

Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid?

We both want to be part of your world.

9points

#93

My BBQ is broken, could you have a look at it?

Oh, I thought you might be able to help, being smoking hot yourself and all.

9points

#94

Top 3 dog breeds, go! (Schnauzer, Poodle, Golden Retriever of course).

9points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

That's a random assortment there.

2points

#95

Are we, like, married now?

9points

#96

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?

9points

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#97

I don’t normally contact people on this, but I find you very intriguing.

9points

#98

I wasn’t always religious. But I am now because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

9points

#99

I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card.

‘Cause I am totally checking you out!

9points

#100

What’s a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number?

8points

Death 2 years ago

Perfect Gentlemen indeed

0points

#101

I’m new in town.

Could you give me directions to your apartment?

8points

Boston 2 years ago

Kinda creepy

0points

#102

I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into a lethal conversation.

8points

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#103

I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but from what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy.

8points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

Crazy, yes, but beautiful, also mostly yes

1point

#104

If you could any famous artist (dead or alive) to paint your portrait, who would it be?

8points

Mosheh Wolf 2 years ago

Most people would prefer one that is alive...

0points

#105

Tell me, what can I say to impress you?

8points

Death 2 years ago

I'm using this, it's my style.

0points

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#106

I can’t believe we’ve known each other for a minute and still haven’t exchanged numbers.

8points

#107

Are you the square root of 1?

Because you seriously can’t be real!

8points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

Isn't the square root of 1... Just 1? You're thinking square root of -1

6points

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#108

So, are you the kind I’d find climbing mountains and acing the diamond slopes, or chilling on the beach with a glass of wine?

8points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

Isn't this sort of question answered in most profiles?

0points

#109

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

8points

#110

Do I know you?

‘Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend.

8points

Death 2 years ago

Someone did this once and felt like all that courage was wasted because the guy didn't get it.

0points

#111

I’d tell you you’re cute, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three emojis instead!

8points

#112

Cheesy chat-up line, gif war, or blind date?

8points

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#113

Roses are red. You’re cute as a duck. Let’s go on a date. And then we can cuddle.

8points

Arctic 2 years ago

Aw I really like this one 😍

1point

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#114

If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!

8points

#115

Somebody better call heaven, because they’re missing an angel.

8points

#116

Hi, I love your profile picture!

Where was it taken?

8points

#117

Your phone has GPS, right?

Because I’m totally going to get lost in those eyes.

8points

#118

There's a big sale in my bedroom right now.

Clothes are 100% off!

8points

Death 2 years ago

Saving this one for a girlfriend.

1point

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#119

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

7points

#120

Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you?

7points

#121

Did you fall in a pile of sugar?

You’re looking super sweet.

7points

#122

Are you a gardener?

I like your tulips.

7points

Death 2 years ago

Smooth

0points

#123

Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?

7points

Wild Bill 2 years ago

I love raisins!!

0points

#124

Do you like bagels?

Because you’re bae goals.

7points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

This one hurts

2points

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#125

Guess what my clothes are made of?

Oh, cotton mostly.

7points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

Is there another way to answer this that makes this answer funny?

2points

Pineapple On My Sleeve 2 years ago

The punchline is usually "boyfriend material"

3points

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#126

Damn, you’re a knockout.

Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool?

7points

#127

My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.

7points

Nadine Debard 2 years ago

Geez, really? Like I'm not a grown man I still listen to mommy? Sounds like a creep to me.

0points

#128

You look like trouble. I like it.

7points

CJ 2 years ago

ew

0points

#129

On a scale of one to the United States of America, how free are you for drinks this evening?

7points

Wild Bill 2 years ago

This is s good way to sort out the conspirators and people who think there are chips in the vaccines

2points

#130

Did you do something to my eyes?

Because I can’t take them off you.

7points

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#131

On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.

7points

#132

I can’t cook good lasagna, but I can cook great lasagna.

7points

Death 2 years ago

*Sigh* this works

0points

#133

You’re sweeter than 3.14. Tell me I just won the cheesy pickup line competition?

7points

Death 2 years ago

No there's worst

0points

#134

Can I have your Netflix password?

7points

#135

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

7points

#136

Not much of a bio, you mind if I lightening round you a couple questions.

7points

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#137

You’re so coming over to watch Game of Thrones and making out… popcorn’s on me!

7points

#138

Do you like Harry Potter?

Because I a-Dumbledore you!

7points

#139

If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

7points

#140

What's the most embarrassing thing I'll find if I Google you?

7points

Death 2 years ago

My internet history probably.

0points

#141

Did you survive the Avada Kadavra curse?

Because you're drop-dead gorgeous.

7points

#142

70% of the human body is made of water, and I'm thirsty!

7points

Madame Writer 2 years ago

Not sure how I feel about this one...

0points

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#143

Are you from space?

Because you’re out of this world good-looking.

6points

#144

Do you like cheese?

Would you like to brie with me?

6points

#145

Are you German?

I’d like to be Ger-man!

6points

Wild Bill 2 years ago

*cries in self disappointment cause I didn't use this on the German I dated*

5points

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#146

Are your parents bakers?

They sure made a cutie pie.

6points

#147

Are you a bank loan?

Because you have my interest.

6points

#148

You’re seriously hot. And I’m seriously happy we matched.

6points

Wild Bill 2 years ago

Nice and seems innocent

1point

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#149

Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

6points

#150

Excuse me, do you have a band-aid?

Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

6points

#151

I almost gave up on Bumble, but then I saw your profile.

6points

#152

I think my phone’s busted.

It keeps telling me it doesn’t have your number.

6points

#153

If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good-looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.

6points

#154

Are you my last 1099 check?

Because I want 100% of you.

6points

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#155

Have you been to the doctor lately?

Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.

6points

#156

If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one.

6points

#157

Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?

6points

ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago

LOL

0points

#158

Come on. Be honest: how many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?

6points

xXPlague_19Xx 2 years ago

This gives off like kinda creepy vibes tbh. I don't like the vibes this gives off at all.

1point

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#159

Tell me: what must I do to get from “you matched” to “you saw each other naked.” Help a guy out here!

6points

#160

Your profile just made my geeky glasses fall off my nose.

Hot damn, girl!

6points

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#161

You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together?

I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

6points

#162

I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

6points

#163

If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!

6points

#164

I’m really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

6points

#165

You must be jelly

'cause jam don’t shake like that.

6points

#166

Did you invent the airplane?

Because you seem just Wright for me!

6points

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#167

Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

6points

#168

Sorry it took me so long to message, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.

6points

#169

All your pics came through at a 45-degree angle.

Guess you’re acute-y.

5points

#170

Is your Bluetooth enabled?

I feel like we could pair.

5points

#171

Hey, I need some directions and it looks like you know how to get to pretty city.

5points

#172

Should we mix things up and get dessert before dinner?

5points

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#173

You’re seriously cute, but here’s the dealbreaker: do you, or do you not eat marmite?

5points

#174

Where have I seen you before?

Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!

5points

#175

You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick because we're a match!

5points

#176

Do you have 11 protons?

Because you're Sodium fine.

5points

#177

Do you ever wear fishnets?

Because you’re a real catch.

4points

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#178

Do you have an Instagram?

My mom always told me to follow my dreams.

4points

#179

Don’t tell me your name.

I’ve decided to just call you mine.

4points

#180

Let’s get ready to Bumble!

4points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

I'm in pain here

1point

#181

Forget hydrogen.

You should be the number one element!

4points

#182

If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.

4points

#183

I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.

3points

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#184

What are the chances that I see you naked tonight?

2points

#185

Being a perfect gentleman I’m trying hard not to picture you naked. So help me out by distracting me: what’s the best vacation you ever had?

2points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

Too much m'lady vibes.

1point

#186

Are you a sea lion?

‘Cause I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.

2points

#187

Do you have a job?

I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.

1point

Bravo6Two 2 years ago

Not a stereotype we need to support, come on.

4points

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#188

I’m already picturing you naked. So what can I do to impress you so much that I actually get to see you naked?

1point

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#189

You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

1point

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

A little *too* creepy here imo

3points

Larysa Perih

I’m a visual editor at Bored Panda. My work is to find or create visuals for articles about home and design. I enjoy making small illustrations and improving my skills in Adobe Illustrator. After work, I try to do something active like running, yoga, cycling, or skateboarding, mostly because it allows me to spend more time outdoors and not sitting behind my desk.

I’m a visual editor at Bored Panda. My work is to find or create visuals for articles about home and design. I enjoy making small illustrations and improving my skills in Adobe Illustrator. After work, I try to do something active like running, yoga, cycling, or skateboarding, mostly because it allows me to spend more time outdoors and not sitting behind my desk.

Melanie Gervasoni

Writer on a quest to explore every corner of the world, one country at a time. Fueled by my love for Arcane, oversized hoodies, and weightlifting, I try my best to bring even more fun energy to Bored Panda. My cup of tea? Pop culture, funny content, sharing interesting facts about the world, and creating listicles for fellow Pandas. When I’m not crafting articles, my eyes are still glued to a screen — be it binge-watching my favorite shows, leveling up in video games, or learning Spanish with Duolingo. Always on the hunt for the ultimate playlist, I scour Deezer to find the right tunes to listen to while working on my creative projects.

Writer on a quest to explore every corner of the world, one country at a time. Fueled by my love for Arcane, oversized hoodies, and weightlifting, I try my best to bring even more fun energy to Bored Panda. My cup of tea? Pop culture, funny content, sharing interesting facts about the world, and creating listicles for fellow Pandas. When I’m not crafting articles, my eyes are still glued to a screen — be it binge-watching my favorite shows, leveling up in video games, or learning Spanish with Duolingo. Always on the hunt for the ultimate playlist, I scour Deezer to find the right tunes to listen to while working on my creative projects.

Robertas Lisickis

Some time ago, Robertas used to spend his days watching how deep the imprint in his chair will become as he wrote for Bored Panda. Wrote about pretty much everything under and beyond the sun. Not anymore, though. He's now probably playing Gwent or hosting Dungeons and Dragons adventures for those with an inclination for chaos.

Some time ago, Robertas used to spend his days watching how deep the imprint in his chair will become as he wrote for Bored Panda. Wrote about pretty much everything under and beyond the sun. Not anymore, though. He's now probably playing Gwent or hosting Dungeons and Dragons adventures for those with an inclination for chaos.

Saulė Tolstych

Saulė is a photo editor at Bored Panda with bachelor's degree in Multimedia and Computer Design. The thing that relaxes her the best is going into YouTube rabbit hole. In her free time she loves painting, embroidering and taking walks in nature.

Saulė is a photo editor at Bored Panda with bachelor's degree in Multimedia and Computer Design. The thing that relaxes her the best is going into YouTube rabbit hole. In her free time she loves painting, embroidering and taking walks in nature.

What do you think ?

Wild Bill 2 years ago

Some of these are just creepy

7points

Denise Melek 2 years ago

Yeah, nothing better that some cheesy or creepy generic sentence to start a conversation. -.- Mostly people use this who didn't even had a second look at your profile, they just spam.

4points

Enter_name_here 2 years ago

Did someone actually read all of these?

3points

imgonaarickrollyousohard 2 years ago

I made it to 70

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Hannah 2 years ago

Lol made it to 93. Juuust under the hallway mark.

0points

Wild Bill 2 years ago

Yep the latter half had some jewels but it also was half how can I see you naked

0points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

I did. I started to regret continuing past 90 or so.

0points

Kim 1 year ago

”If covid doesn’t take you out, can I?” Worst one ever encoutered.

1point

Hannah 2 years ago

Best pick up line I ever heard was "I've broken my ankle. But that's ok because seeing you were interested made me feel like I was flying.... But seriously, my ankle is freshly broken, any date we go on is gonna have to be simple right now. I hope that's okay" it was cute, sweet, funny, and honest. He really had broken his ankle, got yanked of the porch when he went to walk his dog. Lol

1point

Eff the haters 2 years ago (edited)

Word of the day is legs, what do you say we go to my place and spread the word?

0points

Uber Mensch 2 years ago

I don't care how much you take advantage of me, you're not going to get me drunk!

0points

Nadine Debard 2 years ago

Reading... #1 nope #2 nope nope #24 NOPE.... #100 NOPEEEE

0points

Nadine Debard 2 years ago

I mean, WTF, maybe it works on 16yo people? I would RUN far, far away

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Jax 2 years ago

Some funny. Mostly sad to see people reduced to a pickup line.

0points

Peacemaker21 2 years ago

I have a good one: You owe me a drink...because when I saw you, I dropped mine

0points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Are these actually good? I am not good at these things or flirting in general but I feel like some of these aren't really flattering or what you should say to someone you just matched with. I get that they're meant to be corny but I don't know, I'm always so lost with these things. Lol

0points

Denise Melek 2 years ago

In my opinion most of them are terrible. Personally I prefer something personal referring to my profile or just "Hi, how are you today?"

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Wild Bill 2 years ago

Some of these are just creepy

7points

Denise Melek 2 years ago

Yeah, nothing better that some cheesy or creepy generic sentence to start a conversation. -.- Mostly people use this who didn't even had a second look at your profile, they just spam.

4points

Enter_name_here 2 years ago

Did someone actually read all of these?

3points

imgonaarickrollyousohard 2 years ago

I made it to 70

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Hannah 2 years ago

Lol made it to 93. Juuust under the hallway mark.

0points

Wild Bill 2 years ago

Yep the latter half had some jewels but it also was half how can I see you naked

0points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

I did. I started to regret continuing past 90 or so.

0points

Kim 1 year ago

”If covid doesn’t take you out, can I?” Worst one ever encoutered.

1point

Hannah 2 years ago

Best pick up line I ever heard was "I've broken my ankle. But that's ok because seeing you were interested made me feel like I was flying.... But seriously, my ankle is freshly broken, any date we go on is gonna have to be simple right now. I hope that's okay" it was cute, sweet, funny, and honest. He really had broken his ankle, got yanked of the porch when he went to walk his dog. Lol

1point

Eff the haters 2 years ago (edited)

Word of the day is legs, what do you say we go to my place and spread the word?

0points

Uber Mensch 2 years ago

I don't care how much you take advantage of me, you're not going to get me drunk!

0points

Nadine Debard 2 years ago

Reading... #1 nope #2 nope nope #24 NOPE.... #100 NOPEEEE

0points

Nadine Debard 2 years ago

I mean, WTF, maybe it works on 16yo people? I would RUN far, far away

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Jax 2 years ago

Some funny. Mostly sad to see people reduced to a pickup line.

0points

Peacemaker21 2 years ago

I have a good one: You owe me a drink...because when I saw you, I dropped mine

0points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Are these actually good? I am not good at these things or flirting in general but I feel like some of these aren't really flattering or what you should say to someone you just matched with. I get that they're meant to be corny but I don't know, I'm always so lost with these things. Lol

0points

Denise Melek 2 years ago

In my opinion most of them are terrible. Personally I prefer something personal referring to my profile or just "Hi, how are you today?"

4points

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