I think I saw you on Spotify.
You were listed as the hottest single.
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Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
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I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
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Your eyes are like IKEA.
I’m totally lost in them.
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I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?
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I’m going to be honest with you. I swiped right 50% because you’re cute, and 50% because I love your dog. What’s his name?
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We matched!
Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?
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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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"Heard you like bad girls."
"Well, I’m bad at everything.” *blink instead of wink*
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If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
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Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
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According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
I’m thinking of ice skating and hot chocolate this week?
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Is your name Google?
Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
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You sound busy but is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
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Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.
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Just tell me you don’t clap after your plane lands, and we can go ahead and get married.
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Are you http?
Because without you I’m just ://
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Are you a time traveler?
Because I see you in my future!
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I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10.
Because you’re a 10/10.
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Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed-up things in the world?
Like why is there a “D” in “fridge” but no “D” in “refrigerator”?
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Your eyes are really beautiful, and I just had to tell you.
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Remember me?
Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
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Are you French?
Because Eiffel for you.
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I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.
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Pick a historical era, and I’ll try to come up with a pickup line related to that era.
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On a lazy Sunday:
1. Netflix all-day
2. Getting lost in a museum
3. Cuddling with me?
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I just bought kiss-proof lipstick, and I need a lab partner to test its claims.
Are you in?
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Hey, my name’s Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight?
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Choose a dream job: puppy photographer or pizza critic?
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What was the last song/movie/TV show you listened to and loved?
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If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
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Are you my appendix?
Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
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What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese?
A cheesy pickup line.
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Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?
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Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
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Are you a camera?
Because every time I look at you, I smile.
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Waffles or pancakes?
I need to know what you prefer for breakfast.
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Hey, you’re beautiful.
Can I tell you that again next Saturday over dinner?
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Do you have a personality as intriguing as your eyes?
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Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.
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I haven't figured out if you're going to be the nicest person on my naughty list or the naughtiest person on my nice list.
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I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.
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If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
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Life without you would be like a broken pencil.
Pointless
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You must be a magician.
Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
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Are you the COVID vaccine?
Because I would never turn you down.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Yoda I am, and go out with me will you?
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You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.
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A three-day weekend is coming up. Are you:
a) Heading for the mountains.
b) Going to the beach.
c) Sleeping till noon.
d) Partying all night.
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They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
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Your profile made me stop in my tracks.
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Congratulations. You matched with the nerdiest (or any other self-deprecating adjective) guy on Tinder. To celebrate you’re awarded a drink at your bar of choice.
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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
They work on so many levels.
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Just wanted to let you know, you have some cute on your face.
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If you could be any comic book character, who would you be?
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What’s your definition of a good weekend?
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Are you a meme?
Because I’d like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do.
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"Hello" *pretends to be a waiter* – "Here’s your icebreaker garnished with awkwardness."
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You must be a campfire.
Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
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I want our love to be like the number Pi.
Irrational and never-ending.
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I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks too!?
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If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!
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If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
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I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
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Are you Australian?
Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
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I thought happiness started with an “h,” but I guess it actually starts with “u.”
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Are you my laptop?
Because you’re really hot and I’m concerned.
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I guess the pandemic is far from over because your smile is contagious.
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(Lime emoji) "This is my pick-up lime."
"How are you?"
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Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?
That’s the spirit!
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So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with anything.
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Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?
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If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast?
a) American pancakes
b) French crèpes
c) Waffles
d) Omelet
e) Something else?
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Send me your favorite GIF so I get to know you better?
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Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you’re CuTe.
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Are you a carbon sample?
Because I want to date you—drinks this week?
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Well, here I am.
What are your other two wishes?
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You look like you love a good adventure!
What’s one of the best ones you’ve had so far?
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If you were a dessert, what would you be?
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Two truths and a lie!
Go!
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Are you Wi-Fi?
Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
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I was blinded by your beauty.
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
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I was wondering if you had an extra heart… Because mine was just stolen.
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All I'm missing is the little spoon.
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Dog person or cat person?
There is only one right answer.
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Phew! I almost swiped left and had a heart attack! Saved it at the last minute!
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Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
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Is there a magnet in here?
Because I'm attracted to you.
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Do you play soccer?
You look like a keeper.
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Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid?
We both want to be part of your world.
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My BBQ is broken, could you have a look at it?
Oh, I thought you might be able to help, being smoking hot yourself and all.
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Top 3 dog breeds, go! (Schnauzer, Poodle, Golden Retriever of course).
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Are we, like, married now?
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?
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I don’t normally contact people on this, but I find you very intriguing.
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I wasn’t always religious. But I am now because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
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I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card.
‘Cause I am totally checking you out!
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What’s a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number?
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I’m new in town.
Could you give me directions to your apartment?
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I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into a lethal conversation.
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I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but from what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy.
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If you could any famous artist (dead or alive) to paint your portrait, who would it be?
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Tell me, what can I say to impress you?
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I can’t believe we’ve known each other for a minute and still haven’t exchanged numbers.
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Are you the square root of 1?
Because you seriously can’t be real!
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So, are you the kind I’d find climbing mountains and acing the diamond slopes, or chilling on the beach with a glass of wine?
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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice
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Do I know you?
‘Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend.
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I’d tell you you’re cute, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three emojis instead!
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Cheesy chat-up line, gif war, or blind date?
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Roses are red. You’re cute as a duck. Let’s go on a date. And then we can cuddle.
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If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!
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Somebody better call heaven, because they’re missing an angel.
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Hi, I love your profile picture!
Where was it taken?
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Your phone has GPS, right?
Because I’m totally going to get lost in those eyes.
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There's a big sale in my bedroom right now.
Clothes are 100% off!
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If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you?
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Did you fall in a pile of sugar?
You’re looking super sweet.
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Are you a gardener?
I like your tulips.
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Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?
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Do you like bagels?
Because you’re bae goals.
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Guess what my clothes are made of?
Oh, cotton mostly.
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Damn, you’re a knockout.
Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool?
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My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.
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You look like trouble. I like it.
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On a scale of one to the United States of America, how free are you for drinks this evening?
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Did you do something to my eyes?
Because I can’t take them off you.
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On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.
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I can’t cook good lasagna, but I can cook great lasagna.
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You’re sweeter than 3.14. Tell me I just won the cheesy pickup line competition?
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Can I have your Netflix password?
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Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
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Not much of a bio, you mind if I lightening round you a couple questions.
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You’re so coming over to watch Game of Thrones and making out… popcorn’s on me!
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Do you like Harry Potter?
Because I a-Dumbledore you!
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If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
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What's the most embarrassing thing I'll find if I Google you?
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Did you survive the Avada Kadavra curse?
Because you're drop-dead gorgeous.
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70% of the human body is made of water, and I'm thirsty!
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Are you from space?
Because you’re out of this world good-looking.
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Do you like cheese?
Would you like to brie with me?
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Are you German?
I’d like to be Ger-man!
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Are your parents bakers?
They sure made a cutie pie.
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Are you a bank loan?
Because you have my interest.
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You’re seriously hot. And I’m seriously happy we matched.
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Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
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Excuse me, do you have a band-aid?
Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
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I almost gave up on Bumble, but then I saw your profile.
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I think my phone’s busted.
It keeps telling me it doesn’t have your number.
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If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good-looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.
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Are you my last 1099 check?
Because I want 100% of you.
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Have you been to the doctor lately?
Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
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If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one.
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Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
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Come on. Be honest: how many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?
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Tell me: what must I do to get from “you matched” to “you saw each other naked.” Help a guy out here!
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Your profile just made my geeky glasses fall off my nose.
Hot damn, girl!
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You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together?
I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
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I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
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If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!
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I’m really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
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You must be jelly
'cause jam don’t shake like that.
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Did you invent the airplane?
Because you seem just Wright for me!
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Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
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Sorry it took me so long to message, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.
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All your pics came through at a 45-degree angle.
Guess you’re acute-y.
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Is your Bluetooth enabled?
I feel like we could pair.
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Hey, I need some directions and it looks like you know how to get to pretty city.
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Should we mix things up and get dessert before dinner?
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You’re seriously cute, but here’s the dealbreaker: do you, or do you not eat marmite?
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Where have I seen you before?
Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!
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You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick because we're a match!
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Do you have 11 protons?
Because you're Sodium fine.
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Do you ever wear fishnets?
Because you’re a real catch.
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Do you have an Instagram?
My mom always told me to follow my dreams.
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Don’t tell me your name.
I’ve decided to just call you mine.
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Let’s get ready to Bumble!
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Forget hydrogen.
You should be the number one element!
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If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.
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I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.
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What are the chances that I see you naked tonight?
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Being a perfect gentleman I’m trying hard not to picture you naked. So help me out by distracting me: what’s the best vacation you ever had?
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Are you a sea lion?
‘Cause I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.
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Do you have a job?
I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
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I’m already picturing you naked. So what can I do to impress you so much that I actually get to see you naked?
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You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
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