Being in a serious relationship while you're secretly banging other people behind your partner's back isn't polygamy. It's cheating. And when somebody thinks about trying out this 'adventure,' they better get ready for what comes next after cheating in a relationship: getting dumped.
These cheaters, however, couldn't see it coming. And that's part of what made it so nasty. After their significant others found their secret Tinder profiles, they rewrote them without holding anything back. Bored Panda has compiled these revenge edits of online dating profiles into a savage list and hopefully, it'll instill some decency in your dirty minds. Nah, I'm just messing with you. I know you wouldn't do anything like this.
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Most probably he'll think he's the victim here. What a (tiny) d**k.
Please don't get married and most certainly have kids if you don't want to be in a committed relationship. Just get like minded flat mates and live your best life. But then that would involve thinking about others not just yourself
Sadly, there are some people who like the idea of marriage and playing around. I worked with a woman who wanted to have an affair. She didn't just meet someone and fall for them but actively looked for the opportunity to cheat on her husband despite having a little boy. Divorced in the end and still using men for whatever she can gain from the relationship, rather than wanting love.
Load More Replies...What a gross man. Wife and 2 kids yet on tinder? Smh. His wife calling him out though for being sti infected means that she is calling herself out as well. Not that it is anything to be ashamed of but if she’s trying to use it as an insult then that is crappy to people with sti’s on top of playing herself. Just a weird insult, imo
He might have gotten it from his side activities and infected her with it, if he was careless enough to have sex without protection. This is how a lot of affairs are discovered.
Load More Replies...that picture though...!!! looks like Mr. Potato Head - he needs some little plastic glasses and maybe a moustache
His head is shaped like a potato...but that's an insult to potatoes, so I thought it's shaped like quagmire and he's sleazy like this guy lol
As many as 90 percent of Americans believe infidelity is unacceptable, yet 30 to 40 percent of people engage in it. When talking about the reasons for such toxic relationships, Kelly Campbell, Ph.D., a Professor of Psychology at California State University, categorizes them into 3 groups. Individual reasons, relationship reasons, and situational reasons.
"The phrase 'once a cheater, always a cheater' refers to individual reasons for cheating—qualities about the person that make him or her more prone to commit infidelity," the professor wrote for Psychology Today. "Researchers have identified a variety of individual risk factors, including gender, personality, [as well as] religiosity and political orientation."
Interestingly, men are more likely than women to commit infidelity, primarily because they have more testosterone, which is responsible for fueling the desire to have sex.
People who have less conscientious and less agreeable personalities are also more likely to cheat.
On the other hand, deeply religious people and those with a conservative political orientation are less likely than others to commit infidelity because they have more rigid values.
Why bother getting married and having kids? You don't want the lifestyle do you men know how much your behaviour effects your children's life when you do this s**t
I knew someone who gave up on marriage pretty quickly (while remaining a good father to his only child), was always upfront about being promiscuous, and only slept with like-minded women. Not my kind of lifestyle, but I respected his honesty and refusal to mislead anyone.
Load More Replies..."[T]hese photos are all 6 years old. I'm much fatter now." Hahaha! I love that!
Tanner Paap needs to be on cheaters exposed. He stalked and manipulates women just to cheat on them the whole time
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Deeply religious people and conservatives, are less likely to fck around !!! What a load if bigoted, ignorant b******t.
"People also cheat because of relationship reasons—characteristics about their relationship itself that are unsatisfying," Campbell said. "For these people, becoming involved in a well-matched partnership diminishes or eliminates their desire to cheat. 'Once a cheater, always a cheater' does not hold true for this group. When they stray, factors about the relationship itself must be examined. Researchers find that partnerships characterized by dissatisfaction, unfulfilling sex, and high conflict are at higher risk for infidelity. Also, the more dissimilar partners are—in terms of personality, education level, and other factors—the more likely they are to experience infidelity."
OMG i hope he did! S**T! evil, twisted loser moronic b***h!
Load More Replies...Why isn't she behind bars? At least now there is some warning to stay away from crazy!
Because the cops always believe the crying woman. This was not ment to sound sexest. I just know from expieanxe. I had an ex abuse and when when i tryed to leave i pushed past her. Long story short I pled guitly to "Shoving". I also grew up watching my dad lose to my mom every time the cops showed up. Need less to say. I stay single these days at all costs
Load More Replies...that requires a qualified law enforcement officer. if you needed the reminder to leave and prosecute an abusive partner, here's me reminding you.
Why isn't she in a straight jacket? Padded cell? IV's of anti-psychotic drugs?
No one, man or woman deserves to be a victim of domestic violence and if you are you have every right to call the police. To male domestic violence victims: calling the police doesn't make you less of a man, it shows that you are not willing to put up with poor treatment. To women who are abusive: stop attacking your mates and then claim that they attacked you. You are the reason real women who are abused can't get justice. To law enforcement officials: if a person is willing behind a locked door, chances are they didn't attack the person bamming on the door when you arrive. Please figure out what actually happened and don't just believe someone's crazy dramatics.
You don’t edit her Tinder in this situation, you call the police. This is a whole other level.
Others cheat because of the situation they're in. "A person might not have a personality prone to cheating and might be in a perfectly happy relationship, but something about their environment puts them at risk of infidelity. Some situations are more tempting than others. Spending time in settings with many attractive people can make cheating more likely. The nature of a person’s employment is also related to infidelity—individuals whose work involves touching other people, having personal discussions, or a great deal of one-on-one time are more likely to have an affair."
"Not even worth getting undressed for..." Unfortunately, I've encountered one of those myself. hahahahaha
The way this guy's partner rearranged his page and the others are too funny.
"A person might not have a personality prone to cheating and might be in a perfectly happy relationship, but something about their environment puts them at risk of infidelity. Some situations are more tempting than others." I call BS. You always know when your pants are coming off unless you are unconscious or drugged.
Oof. Is it better to be overconfident in a small d**k or underconfident?
She just found out. Probably just got back from the sti clinic and wants to warn other girls.
Load More Replies..."When the sex ratio is imbalanced (an overabundance of men or women in the work or campus environment), people are also more likely to experience infidelity. Finally, people who live in urban areas, as opposed to rural, less populated regions, are at greater risk—people in metropolitan locations generally have more liberal attitudes about extramarital sex, and cities simply have more people, creating an environment of higher anonymity and a larger potential group of partners with whom to have sex."
In a lot of cases, intentionally spreading disease is covered under assault laws (ranging from misdemeanor simple assault to felony aggravated assault (or GBH for British legal system) depending on the impact the disease could be expected to have on the victim).
Load More Replies...What possible "side" could there be to cheating and giving your faithful partner an STD?
Load More Replies...If you want to protect your relationship from cheating, Campbell advises talking to your partner about the definition of infidelity. "People have different ideas about what constitutes cheating and partners need to develop consensus." It is easier to understand where the boundaries are when everyone's on the same page. While most couples can agree that sex definitely counts as cheating, it might be beneficial to discuss more nuanced behaviors.
That is despicable, at least have the guts to break up with your girlfriend before finding someone new
He wants free housekeeper and babysitter, and cheaters always think they are smart and never be caught.
Load More Replies...True story: a few years ago a guy messaged me for some lunch on fb messenger. I think why not I’m single and he was cute. We met up and he suddenly changed where we go, he blames his truck which had a trailer attached so I’m like okay whatever. I get to the new location and a girl pulls up beside me and asks if I was there to meet {guy} I’m like yeah and she said she was his wife and they had 2 children. I felt so bad for her! He apparently had a second Facebook page, had blocked her, and she did her detective work and found out the truth. Smh. Just be single!
First break up and then open profile on tinder and find dates! What is this double life? And if you don't want to break up then why cheat?
I feel that's what Tinder is for. A wretched hive of scum and villainy.
I had two of my three ex-wives cheat on me. One while I was overseas serving in the army. She actually told me Ronnie gave her "the gift that keeps on giving" that she must have heard from the doctor. Herpes Simplex 666 or some s**t like that. I don't know why she told me but I then told her brothers, mother, friends. Revenge is still sweet. I call her the herpestologist, a name I made up for her.
They could be, but we can't know with the info we have, so why bring it up?
Load More Replies...his clothes are fine but he is a total fucktard asshat douchebag
Load More Replies...Hahahahaha, I imagine him coming across her picture and dying a little. Good move
Wait a second...your girl is this gorgeous, you're having a kid, and you're cheating? Dude, what the actual f**k is wrong with you?
Why would it matter how beautiful she is, it’s not all about looks! SMH
Load More Replies...What's the plan here? "Honey I'm home!" "-welcome back! How was your day?" (Internally: "ah ah ah, you'll see what I've done if you stumble upon my profile by chance! Got you good!)
What's wrong with working in a factory? I make almost double what a teacher makes
Wrong that he lied about working as a dog trainer, not the fact that he works in a factory.
Load More Replies...Wow that’s so depressing. Why cheat when it looks like you had a fulfilling relationship?
What a total prick he is I hope you wife has taken half your pay every month half of your house and she will be able to live there because she is innocent here and she is bringing up your daughters just think how you would feel if somewhere down the line some nonce c**t does this to one of your little girls but I forgot you are an arsehole oh and your wife will get half your pension as well enjoy the rest of your despicable life you moron
When I served overseas, the common line was, "oh, I'm separated from my wife." Well, duh, you're separated by an entire ocean. But still married, ya doof.
Guy reminds me of Henry Rollins. All I can see in my head is the Liar video, lol.
Has 3 daughters. Should think about them before treating his wife like this. Sure he would not want this for his girls
You're going to f**k up your daughters. Don't be surprised when they turn up pregnant at 15 due to lack of a father figure. A*****e.
One of the few stories I've heard about someone not cheating on a military person and that person turns out to be just as deciteful
remarkable specimen of the father/male figure for the three young girls in his (former?) household.
No thanks. Go f@#k yourself. And I hope she kicks you out and dumps all your belongings on the sidewalk.
Hopefully your gf has left you and is taking half your pay cheque
My hubby and I share everything, including access to each other's devices. We've always had complete openness. When you have nothing to hide there's no need to look.
Load More Replies...Holding that hose, gripping his teeth aggressively, he's not trying to compensate/prove anything, is he?? Asking for a friend...
They all deserved what they got, to an extent. The public deserved to be warned.
Why would you be engaged to someone who has herpes, is an alcoholic, drug abuser, beater of women, and neglectful parent? Sounds like sour grapes and revenge.
Rotters can be so charming and lovely. Really nice.....until s/he founds out truth.
Load More Replies...Yes, I picked up that too. Not really shameful thing.
Load More Replies...Losing his virginity at 23 is not shameful, but he is an a*****e, and he won't like this news being spread about. Obvs. Hope he's cringing. Serve him right..
Losing virginity doesn't matter. I lost mine at 15. It doesnt matter.
There's a lot of body shaming going around and while I get that it's used as an insult for a horrible person, it really does not make any sense? Why does it matter that a person has a small penis or is fat or has not had sex? That is completely irrelevant and that hurts nice and ethical people. Shaming someone for being a virgin is extremely harmful towards people who are asexual and that hits close to home. I get that that info can be used against an incel (if you're not familiar with that, those are people who tend to be extremely abusive, manipulative, sexist, racist, homophobic, etc and blame everyone else except themselves for not being able to get into a romantic or sexual relationship) but it's still such a dumb thing to point out. Some people never have sex and that's okay. Some people are overweight and fat and that's okay. None of that makes them any less valid.
Maybe you were proud of giving yours to the first guy who asked you at 13? I suspect he was on long before you went out of state to cheat on him claiming it was your parents and trying to find a decent partner.
I know a girl like this. She’s so pretty too. A lot of guys only care about looks because if they didn’t she’d be single always
Because we live in society with gendered expectations and double standards, obvs
Load More Replies...Yea can we call the ASPCA on this guy rather then c**k block him?1??
Load More Replies...OMG!!! he should be in prison for abusing that poor cat!!! i hope it mauled his face-if this is real (hope not)!!!
I would like to know why she was still stayed after finding out he gave his cat oral? That's a deal breaker for me once I find out. Don't care how long we been together.
I hope this is true because if it isn’t it’s extremely slanderous. Just let it go geez
Not nice. They may not have known about you and might have assumed he was single.
It's very young, yes, but for some people it can work well. For these two... not so much.
Load More Replies...Not the women's fault. All him. He's the s**t, not her, or the women.
The women did not owe you any loyalty, since they probably did not even know you existed. He is the whore, no them
Call him the whore! They weren't committed and probably had no idea you existed.
What's up with Americans and getting married so soon, most of the time with their school sweatheart. Just enjoy your youth and be in a serious relationship when you are 25+ or something.
your man being a cheater does not make the duped women whores...place blame correctly
So, wait--the guy AND the girl cheated? So, who am I supposed to feel sorry for here? So many questions...
Maybe she left him when she found out about him cheating. It's not her writing this, must be the "girlfriend" after her.
"i have genital warts. if you do too, let's chill" - sorry, i'm dying! :D
Jess sounds alil Cray Cray and obsessed , not condoning any of Garys things but dam Jess , Sorry for your next dude
So... you admitted to blackmail on a public forum. Interesting. You know that's a felony, right?
Did he physically spit in her sister's face? If it were me, we fighting.
Publicly admitting to blackmail might not be the best way to get back at cheater.
Cheating is always horrible. Why does it matter what color the men are that she cheats with?
Maybe he is a racist and the guy's appearance made the deal worse at his eyes...
i'd assume "hoe", not sure why she capitalized it though
Load More Replies...trying to read that just hurt my brain ... if you are going to post your anger and frustrations at least learn how to spell or least use a spell-checker and proof-read it before hitting that enter key, otherwise you just look mad, and people will want to give you a cape so you can be super-mad, giving them a real train-wreck to be entertained by o_0
IKR... someone needs to go back to grammar class and English 101 to learn to form proper sentences.
Load More Replies...Sounds like Brittany's ex is a plain old racist. They deserve each other.
trying to read that just hurt my brain ... if you are going to post your anger and frustrations at least use a spell-checker or proof-read it before hitting that enter key, otherwise you just look mad, and people will want to give you a cape so you can be super-mad, giving them a real train-wreck to be entertained by o_0
Yeah, keep away from my cheating husband, he's mine. Surelly deserve each other.
It's the super young ones who are dumb and attacking other women rather than dealing with their cheating loser of a husband.
besides the ethical part, which is the main, how the hell do they have time to cheat. i hardly have time to comment on bored panda.
I always say that when somebody jokingly brings up the topic about cheating and/or polygamy: "nah, too much social activity for me".
Load More Replies...Cheating isn't fair, it hurts and all. But it's one of those things that should, in my opinion, be handled privately
It's good to be forewarned, but those guys can sue for defamation of character....
"The truth is an absolute defense" against defamation.
Load More Replies...I am not convinced that people are designed to be together for long periods of time. I kind of think all relationships have a natural expiration date. My husband doesn't believe in monogamy and I don't believe in long term. We are pretty open about how skeptical we are about long term relationships and we have been together for 12 years. We still really love one another and plan to be together until the end, but relationships change and conversations about those changes are incredibly difficult. I don't think people are really prepared for how to be in relationships. Even if you are, they are still really complex and you just never know.
Who in their right mind would even want these people? (Not to mention answer their post)! They have some serious mental issues.
All of these people need punching in the face, so I'd like one of you ladies to handle the cheating women.
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besides the ethical part, which is the main, how the hell do they have time to cheat. i hardly have time to comment on bored panda.
I always say that when somebody jokingly brings up the topic about cheating and/or polygamy: "nah, too much social activity for me".
Load More Replies...Cheating isn't fair, it hurts and all. But it's one of those things that should, in my opinion, be handled privately
It's good to be forewarned, but those guys can sue for defamation of character....
"The truth is an absolute defense" against defamation.
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Who in their right mind would even want these people? (Not to mention answer their post)! They have some serious mental issues.
All of these people need punching in the face, so I'd like one of you ladies to handle the cheating women.
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