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Jimmy Fallon is back with another hilarious hashtag game, and this one might be his funniest yet.
He asked people to tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing thing about a place that they've lived and tag it with #TimeToMove, and the answers he received were as amusing as they were unexpected. One person confessed to once having a roommate that was secretly renting out their room...by the hour! Another revealed that their old roomie used to pee in water bottles because he was too lazy to walk to the bathroom. Scroll down for more weird and wonderful reasons that people have decided it was time to move. Don't forget to vote for the best!
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Starry Night Lover 7 years ago
It would scare the c**p out of me but then id realize that bats are friendly creatures and we would become good friends
Magpie 7 years ago
But what is it doing down in the drain? (( thanks the great spaghetti monster I happened to born in Australia; we don't have rabies )) And yeah after the initial startle : slip over and hurt myself : cry for a bit : yeah then i would be interested to observe protect this lovely little mosquito eaters.
Amy Thompson 7 years ago
More like time to investigate and observe these interesting little fellas... Without disturbing them of course :)
Socially Awkward 7 years ago
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I don't care how cute bats are, I DONT WANT THEM IN MY HOUSE!!!!
Zori the degu 7 years ago
So cute, in my country we call them "Common night browns", don`t know how`s in english though.
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Adina Declaire 7 years ago
Never take someones pet out without consent. But maybe the dog was barking a lot when he was alone and she helped out? Dog is fine with it.
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Amanda Panda 7 years ago
"No kids, but its definitely what happens when you get handcuffed" badum pshhhhh
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Philip Atkins 7 years ago
Cheating is cheating, doesn't matter if he's bisexual and sleeps with a guy.
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Long Joan Silver 7 years ago
What a stupid reason for the cops to be called! I think the neighbors should be the ones to move if they cannot tolerate being looked at by a dog. Perhaps the doggy wanted to be petted.
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Hamlets twin 7 years ago
oh, you're the lucky one! The guy who broke into my home kept his shoes on
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Theresa Wilson 7 years ago
Sadly even with my glasses on, i first read that as 'whores'. What the....
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DarknessIsMyOutfit 7 years ago
Me too every f*****g time. And you can't shower if you choose to the water goes from freezing to hot in about 10 seconds and if you complain about anything and get it repaired they send you a bill. Window wasn't put in right (short plastic pieces and too long and fell out) 20 minute job $550 heater broke $650. Valve in tub broke $400 oven explodes repaired for $500 it exploded $800 for a new stove. #wishicouldmovebutamtoopoor
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Sweep the Leg 7 years ago
Yep, killed hundreds of them in and around the various homes I've lived in. Welcome to Arizona.
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Philip Atkins 7 years ago
Nothing wrong with consenting adults having fun. I wouldn't get a paternity test though, you might not like the answers.
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Hamlets twin 7 years ago
Not saying the homeless lady was in the right, but why did you leave the door unlocked if your were going to be gone for 20 minutes? With homeless people about?
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Long Joan Silver 7 years ago
If it's in their own home, then that's fine, they just need to shut their drapes before they do so. If, however, they're walking outside with no clothes on, that's a problem.
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Megan Devillers 7 years ago
Probably everyone had the same reaction as you and everyone moved out coz everyone else was moving out
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Jeanne Deaux 7 years ago
Sorry but this one made me laugh so loud I almost chocked. Hum, do you have news on him by the way?
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Sweep the Leg 7 years ago
Meanwhile, the weed smoker probably tells his friends "prostitute on 2, Mormon missionary on 3" ;)
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Robert Morson 7 years ago
Not necessary to move. Small mammals are annoying, but that's what traps are for.
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Megan Devillers 7 years ago
You're gonna move because someone without a home sleeps in your building's doorway? What a snob! What a luxury it must be to be able to move homes when the guy sleeping your doorway has no home at all!
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Jeanne Deaux 7 years ago
And? He is on his property and not entirely naked. Buy curtains and don't be such tightasses biggots.
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Jeanne Deaux 7 years ago
Happened to my parent. Shity place with close to no isolation and they didn't have enough money to make it better. Thankfully love keeps you warm. ;-)
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Rita Winn 7 years ago
I rented a house in the country & it had a corn field next to it....At night I heard mice, set traps, caught 8-10 mice a NIGHT!....went down into the basement & mice were scurrying ALL over the basement floor and walls.....gave notice to move....On moving day, went into the bathroom & coming UP the toilet bowl was a RAT with bubble coming out of his nose....Ran out & never looked back! UGH!
Alexiss Wheeler 7 years ago
Was talking to my middle aged neighbor saying I wish I had more privacy for my hot tub and he said "well it's not like I taken pictures with my camera phone." #freakinweirdo
Rita Winn 7 years ago
I rented a house in the country & it had a corn field next to it....At night I heard mice, set traps, caught 8-10 mice a NIGHT!....went down into the basement & mice were scurrying ALL over the basement floor and walls.....gave notice to move....On moving day, went into the bathroom & coming UP the toilet bowl was a RAT with bubble coming out of his nose....Ran out & never looked back! UGH!
Alexiss Wheeler 7 years ago
Was talking to my middle aged neighbor saying I wish I had more privacy for my hot tub and he said "well it's not like I taken pictures with my camera phone." #freakinweirdo
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