I need it.

perfect gift for that one preschooler you just hate

Dang that really foils my plans!

This one is kinda cute, really. And very 80s.

This is my cat whenever I walk by him

No thank you. I don't want to sit on Jesus!

How to keep vampires away

Kermy noooo

I love how the earrings are just pierced through the side of her head. Yup. That's what I'm going to focus on. The earrings. Nothing below the earrings to see. Nope, not a thing.

Another actor. Lost to drugs. So. Dang. Sad. There is some crack in my boot

I want this

I have so many questions...

So many pre-80s Christian albums and their creepy double meanings...

This is actually from a Guam myth, a fisherman finds a small statue of mary and gives her to the church and when a random guy starts to clean her she bleeds, so they call the fisherman to clean her and she doesn't bleed anymore. (sorry if this is incorrect, it's been awhile since I've read it)

Ahh, yes those "heartfelt stories" 2020 so desperately needed...

But.....RON PERLMAN!!!!!........

Just why?

Is this dollhouse furniture or life sized? I kinda need to know so I can properly scale my horror.

"wheres the beef?" was a thing wendys used to have commercials for and their catchphrase and stuff because on most burgers the meat patty was smaller than the bun so their thing was that they had square patties so you could always see the beef sticking out of the bun. (i know some of you will already know this but for those of u that dont theres a random fact)

OH GOD (pun not intended)

w h y

... Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy???

It's Leo'clock.

It's good to advertise?

Unfortunately this is realty for many in the USA. Sub primes have made so many homeless. Covid 19 lost of jobs, medical care, bills, have driven many to live in their car or whatever. So sad that such a great country can't look after it's citizens who are in dire straits.

Jesus on the bottom just judging who ever gets this

Bottom left isn't really all that bad. ~~ Bottom middle looks like he just farted in a packed car and he's the one controlling the windows.

Oh, I love the weird things pharma reps give out!!

When you see someone you really don’t like but you have to smile anyway

If you drink whiskey from this, you're doing mugshots.

give them to me they're uhh.... for uhhh... friend definitely not me.... *lies in ogre*

It's nowhere near as good as Christian Gangsta Rap.

I sense strong Golden Girls vibes here...

I really don't see any kind of connection between the biblical Jesus and Trump. He is the antithesis of his teachings.

plot twist- Jesus bent over and whispered in Orange's ear "I voted for Biden"

Jesus be like fella you need exorcism

But even if we dont all like whats in the picture/painting/artwork, you cant really deny that it looks really well edited together or painted or whatever.

That has not aged well.

Plot twist trumps the devil and jesus is pulling him underground were he belongs

I will never understand how/why evangelicals and Christians have deemed him the"chosen one". He publicly brags about his conquests, how rich he is, how much everyone loves him and he's an attention whore. The rest of the tragedy is how these people are saying they'll take up arms and kill people for 45*'s pleasure, and he's NEVER said a word to them to calm down. He came awfully close to being a dictator/king/fascist leader. I hope somehow, someday, his followers will see him for what he is. He doesn't care about his minions. All he cares about is money, power and Ivanka.

no... just no

If Jesus had to come to one person, it would not be Trump. Actually, maybe it would, so Jesus could fix Trump's personality. And his whole being.

The hands should be around his neck.