I need it.

perfect gift for that one preschooler you just hate

Dang that really foils my plans!

This one is kinda cute, really. And very 80s.

This is my cat whenever I walk by him

No thank you. I don't want to sit on Jesus!

How to keep vampires away

Kermy noooo

I love how the earrings are just pierced through the side of her head. Yup. That's what I'm going to focus on. The earrings. Nothing below the earrings to see. Nope, not a thing.

Another actor. Lost to drugs. So. Dang. Sad. There is some crack in my boot

I want this

I have so many questions...

So many pre-80s Christian albums and their creepy double meanings...

This is actually from a Guam myth, a fisherman finds a small statue of mary and gives her to the church and when a random guy starts to clean her she bleeds, so they call the fisherman to clean her and she doesn't bleed anymore. (sorry if this is incorrect, it's been awhile since I've read it)

Stigmata-candle?

Candlestickmata

That’s actually really cool

I would consider decorating for the holidays if I had this.

Thats Interesting

Holy Bloody Madonna batman!

Gross

sick

Catholics and their bloody bleeding statues.

Crazy stigmata.

Not mother Mary, she shouldn’t suffer

I need this. My neighbors hate me enough. More now that I put a Biden sign on my lawn (we were vandalized), that this is our Christmas MUST.

Hahaha!

I want this... for next halloween? Yup, that's it, for next halloween. Where can I get one???

Gotta love this stuff.

I want this

yikes

WANT!

Ooh, now that's classy!

This is creepy... I like it

I'd love that

in fact, the concept whoever had for this construction resulted very well. Only.... it is so twisted.

ahahahahahahhaahh this is really funny!!

??? That looks so cursed!?

ok......

I have this

id buy that

I need whatever this is.

Is that a demonic angel? BURN IT.

Repeat after me: HAIL MARY!

Oh "South Park".... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(South_Park)

why do I low-key like this?

Ahh, yes those "heartfelt stories" 2020 so desperately needed...

But.....RON PERLMAN!!!!!........

Just why?

Is this dollhouse furniture or life sized? I kinda need to know so I can properly scale my horror.

"wheres the beef?" was a thing wendys used to have commercials for and their catchphrase and stuff because on most burgers the meat patty was smaller than the bun so their thing was that they had square patties so you could always see the beef sticking out of the bun. (i know some of you will already know this but for those of u that dont theres a random fact)

OH GOD (pun not intended)

w h y

... Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy???