I need it.

perfect gift for that one preschooler you just hate

Dang that really foils my plans!

This one is kinda cute, really. And very 80s.

This is my cat whenever I walk by him

No thank you. I don't want to sit on Jesus!

How to keep vampires away

Kermy noooo

I love how the earrings are just pierced through the side of her head. Yup. That's what I'm going to focus on. The earrings. Nothing below the earrings to see. Nope, not a thing.

BURN IT NOW!

Nice find ET. Good job!

ET&A

Proof that Rule 34 is true

See, there's someone out there for everyone.

...and we can spend our honeymoon on that planet I told you about.

I'm just gonna ignore that and move on...

E. T. phoned home.

This makes me feel disturbed.

WANT!

who in their goddamn right mind would make this

No~

this is the real reason E.T wanted to go home

Aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww - he found true love.

Someone, somewhere finds this arousing.

w t f

This is frightening on so many levels

I can't unsee this.

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ET, I didn't know you were in a relationship

She obviously moisturizes.

Omg, YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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F ING NO F ING NO

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If only it weren’t so disgusting

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AaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Another actor. Lost to drugs. So. Dang. Sad. There is some crack in my boot

I want this

I have so many questions...

So many pre-80s Christian albums and their creepy double meanings...

This is actually from a Guam myth, a fisherman finds a small statue of mary and gives her to the church and when a random guy starts to clean her she bleeds, so they call the fisherman to clean her and she doesn't bleed anymore. (sorry if this is incorrect, it's been awhile since I've read it)

Ahh, yes those "heartfelt stories" 2020 so desperately needed...

But.....RON PERLMAN!!!!!........

Just why?

Is this dollhouse furniture or life sized? I kinda need to know so I can properly scale my horror.

"wheres the beef?" was a thing wendys used to have commercials for and their catchphrase and stuff because on most burgers the meat patty was smaller than the bun so their thing was that they had square patties so you could always see the beef sticking out of the bun. (i know some of you will already know this but for those of u that dont theres a random fact)

OH GOD (pun not intended)

w h y

... Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy???

It's Leo'clock.

It's good to advertise?

Unfortunately this is realty for many in the USA. Sub primes have made so many homeless. Covid 19 lost of jobs, medical care, bills, have driven many to live in their car or whatever. So sad that such a great country can't look after it's citizens who are in dire straits.

Jesus on the bottom just judging who ever gets this