I'd love to receive a flower from this adorable creature

Gawd, it looks rather creepy first, then it's funny.

You should take her to an ophthalmologist...

your dog is a kit-napper!

Pretty sure he has a bottle of wine there too

Mr. Slash is very romantic.

You must train the cat to bring mustard, ketchup, bread and beers too!

I wish I had a dog. This is the cutiest way to say I love to share the good I have XD

Your office has a dooooog? <3 how can i be hired by you?

that face!

That dog is a keeper!

At least he tried...

Poor thing is probably terrified. And confused " where'd my scenery go? "

And that is why they are known as Retrievers, on the job 24/7. ;D

"Day 32, human still believes my genius scam."

The dog understands how vitally important it is that you NOT lose these EVER. He is saving Mama's sanity. What a little hero!

What an adorable face!!!

I'm glad this cute fur baby survived.

tape is always needed

cat must think you have low standarts

your dog is a disney princess!

Don't like to see unaccompanied dogs . Owners need to take responsibility for them.

hooman has to do the dishes seriously

Are you vegetarians? Maybe she's very clever and thoughtful ;D

he brings you this beautiful women and you don't know what to do with it?

And you did it. Who is the pet?

You're lucky: usually, they bring used ones.

He just brought it back to scare the sh*t out of the cat :D

She is bringing you things that you might normally wear to TAKE HER FOR WALKIES!

Eeeeek! ...just eeek. I'm Australian and no snake is trustworthy. Until the professional snake guy says so.

Can we keep my new lil friend???

winter is coming

A squeaky toy!

Golden Retriever retrieving Golden Seeded buns

oh deer...

Beatles.. must be Lennon and McCartney

Somewhere, a greengrocer in the neighbourhood is swearing...

Your dog is a good flyer, I presume...

it flies and it has feathers, sort of. close enough!

Vegan cat.

Did your wiener dog happen to hear you mention roasting marshmallows and wieners in a campfire? She wants you to fill up on marshmallows.

"See? You don't need a baby. I'm cute enough for all the love!"

Good Doggo

fortunately, her gifts seems like pretty useful items. your cat is very smart,

Is that a dog?

Reminds me of a Tom and Jerry cartoon when Tom was going to make duckling soup. Keep an eye out for a little brown mouse next.

This is instinct but always so sad .

if it's the same one every week, that is one unlucky turtle.

It must have been an epic battle. So how long has you cat be into D&D?