Wouldn't any language include animals too

Skip a meal, easy

It depends… Are we talking Cricket or American baseball?

Wand. Nothing here says you can't time travel/turn time back using magic. Plus, it would funny to use a real magic wand at a magic show and confuse the performing magician.

Dream job!

Cook or buy food for anyone who wants some but please don't touch my plate.

notebook. There's always something you can write on, like a paper napkin.

Start early, leave early!

Didn't the lockdown answer this.??

Memories. Knowing how muddy all my memories are of the '10's I'll live just fine.

Outside! Always! Rain or shine! (I'm an Oregonian!)

Someone who annoys me, at least I've got something to eat eventually...

That's a toughy. Neither. Sometimes I crave feeling sad. Not sure why. Don't know if that's normal. But I love to laugh. Humor is how I unwind.

Oh f**k. Neither, again.

Not smell! Can you imagine every armpit or fart from metres away.

test the waters

Wtf???? No phone. What I do in a public washroom, whenever I hear someone is on their phone, especially in the next stall, I make it sound really nasty and really loud. Just exaggerating what's happening. "AWWWWWOOOOH I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT DAIRY FILLED LATTE. IT'S BURNING. GOOD GOD. THIS MIGHT TAKE SOME EXTRA FLUSHES. HEY! DO YOU HAVE EXTRA TOILET PAPER?" And the whole time making juicy fart poops with my mouth LOL. People get pretty pissed off and weirded out. All I have to say is what do they expect?

Both

Depends. I like one-liners. I like funny stories if they're not drawn out too long.

Comedian in serious film, as most comedy actors are excellent in general, comedy is one of the hardest discipline 's to do well.

Socks can be hidden

Neither. I crave privacy.

Afraid. I like a good scare. I hate being embarrassed.

Irish coffee

A call in the middle of the night is usually not a good thing. So definitely morning.

Plans,all day.

Both. Because ,why not?

If you're smart, you better get used to being lonely and misunderstood.

I wonder what the world would be like if the Holocaust and Holodomor didn't happen. Wonder who would have been great people who would make great impacts in the world. I don't think I would want to see the future, and it would constantly be changing at a rapid pace because of free-will.

Forgotten, anytime. Fallen into total oblivious. Please.

These two go hand in hand I think. I am both the fix it person and the shoulder to cry on when it's not fixable.

I already have unnecessary anxiety. So I’ll take false hope! Try it out!

Nothing wrong with a laugh in an emergency.

Both sound too exhausting, TBH.

“Let them come to me”, but then actively avoid them so I don’t have to meet new people!

None of the above!

Danger. It's already a part of our survival instincts. But we also do sense safety because safety is absent of danger. You can't have one or the other.

Free travel for one year. I want to see.... wait. .... If I have 5 years of no rent to pay, I can save up for a lot more travelling than one year.

Past. If they are from the past, this is your only opportunity to meet them in your lifetime. If they are from the present, you have a vague, fraction of a percentage or a percentage, but still real, chance of meeting them in your future.

Oooh. A dream.

I like both. This is actually hard.

Knowing the secrets of the universe would surely allow me to know how to teleport

Harry Potter—the hunger games world is sad

I am undecided.

Your gonna make me decide.

Bad hair cut. Getting hair dyed is so expensive. Having to dye it again could fry my hair. My scalp would have dermatitis from the chemicals. I've had a lot of bad hair cuts. They grow out quickly enough.

Well since I don't believe in soulmates....I'd rather win the lottery and go visit somewhere with fruitbats or adopt a herd of corgis.

The glass is simultaneously half full and empty.

Price. Because I'm not trusting other ppl's judgement that much, really.

Ha! I have both!

Air drums! I’m a drummer, so I do that much better. My hubs is not a musician. I always find it humorous when he tries to do either or, lol

calorie free but tasting normal?

With how loud my neighbours are, they have turned us into the nosey neighbour.

Rich and unknown. I don't see the hype about fame. Famous people are so paranoid and distrusting. For good reason, but still. I them constantly having to defend themselves, having to put on an act in public and worry about their every move being scrutinized and what they do with their money. No thanks.

Being cooked

Alone. But I love my daughter as a roommate, now. She helps out and is there greeting me when I come home.

Menopause. You can have both.

Documentaries.

I'd just be happy with any vacation.

In-store. I like physically inspecting what I want to buy and knowing the condition of what I'm getting.

Depends. Sometimes there's no difference. Sometimes generic is better than brand name.