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Giant portions, big trucks, and nigh-on endless refills of soda (poo or cola, depending on your location) might all be part of everyday life or something you look at in wonder on the internet. We are, of course, talking about the parts of life that, to use the parlance of the time, might “send people into a coma.”

This Facebook page is dedicated to content that is perfectly described by its one name, that is, “violently American.” So scroll through, upvote your favorite posts, and comment your own experiences with things that are unmistakably and authentically American. 

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Used my $5 off $20 purchase at Safeway. Used it to buy Schar sourdough.

Elizabeth Giles Report

Melanie Vigue
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I could UP vote by a 1000 votes I would...no questions asked?!!!!!!!!!!

shawna sabino
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would be better if they put realtime matching donations up at the time they ask you. Giving might be easier if we knew it was doubled by them .

Jay Son
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They want you to pay for their tax write-off.

Jef Bateman
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to believe that they were able to claim deductions on those donations, but it's not true. That money has to go directly to the charity. The person who donates can write it off, but not the store who collects the donation. Here is an article that you might find interesting: https://www.taxpolicycenter.org/taxvox/who-gets-tax-benefit-those-checkout-donations-0

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Richard Ross
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never donate this way. Always do It directly. These multi million dollar stores take all the credit for it.

Freya the Wanderer
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Recently I was a pet supply store, and the clerk asked if I would make a contribution to local shelters. I politely told her I prefer to give directly.

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David
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate POS begging. Even worse when the checker asks you manually as opposed to just an on screen skip. Me: (buying a bunch of food / items to support relatives I am not legally required to support even though I'm poverty level income myself.) Them: "Would you like to donate $$$ to help feed poor people?" Me: "I'm already doing that. Bugger off please". (except I'm not rude to the checker who is obviously asking because management told them to)

Clay S.
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those donations are cut more than cheap cocaine by the time it even gets to the charity

Rtblast66
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In this world, there shouldn't be any hunger, charity.

Jeremy Crocker
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it when there's a round up option, otherwise a dollar isn't going to break me.

Anthony Jordan
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They in turn donate all of these customer-funded donations in the company's name and take a nice tax credit. But not before deducting "administrative fees" in favor of the company. All thanks to rubes at the checkout. Do yourself and charities a favor and donate directly to charities.

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    Hamzah Mubarak Report

    Veegenius
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a guy who wanted me to step on him and rub my feet on him. I have pretty feet. But after I rubbed my feet all over his body and we had fun.. I still do not know what the foot fetish was all about. But it was cool I guess. Some people just want you to step on their faces or bodies. It was cool. But I still don't get it. I am married now and his feet look like he could climb a tree barefoot. To each their own. Be safe and have fun.

    Red PANda (she/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait now I’m genuinely curious as well

    Escapist Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read somewhere on the internet, so take this with a grain of salt, that the reason foot fetishes are so common is that in the brain, data on feet is stored close to the data on genitals, and sometimes a mind-wire can get crossed, leading to a person associating feet instead of genitalia with sex.

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    Norman Weatherly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the response; I live in the land of half a meter and half a foot. We can't decide which is going to be used. I was a surveyor for 25 years, and it was IU and only IU.

    shawna sabino
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, 🤣😂 maybe the UK guy has no schmooz., Nor kink to shame.

    Wednesday
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahaaaaa choke gasp... that... was very very funny

    soren / hermes (they / he)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's scientific reasoning for it actually !! the parts of the brain responsible for genitals and for feet are so close together that sometimes the brain gets a little confused so, when a normal person might be aroused by someone's genitals, another person will have the same reaction to feet

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    Angyl Parrott Report

    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HaHaHa! The caption was not what I expected

    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie,they had me at the first part! 😅

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All fun and games until she pulls out the garden hose catheter.

    Pyla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughing on the outside.

    Jay Son
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke is on you. I'm married to one lol

    Marinasongs1432
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Healthcare is so damn controversial and expensive. I get that post, lol

    A B C the Third
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably the most useful post ever on wikihow, and I live in Europe. I hate that site with a passion.

    Pink Princess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol not what I expected based on the title

    DogsRunMyLife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have to dress like a Canadian or European nurse not a “I’m so sick of this sh— American nurse”

    Ellie Ahmed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not limited to America, lol. Nurses almost everywhere are mostly just exhausted. They also tend to sport less sexy but entirely more practical scrubs these days

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    One of the more obvious signs of “American excess” is, of course, the massive, breaded pork tenderloin sandwich, a regional specialty of the Midwest. Now, the eagle-eyed among you may notice that it bares a very close resemblance to the classic Wiener Schnitzel (Wien is just the German spelling of Vienna), however, the American variant uses exclusively pork loin, while the traditional Austrian variant uses veal, though these days one can find variants using almost any meat or meat substitute. 

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    After all, deep frying isn’t rocket science, but American cuisine has gotten pretty good at it. One can find nearly everything cooked this way, from pickles to whole sticks of butter. Of course, it must be said that the origin of many of these items comes from European cooking traditions, where settlers took methods from the old world and applied them to the more readily available American food items. For example, Scotland can boast of creating the deep-fried Mars bar, which spiritually seems like an American food item. 

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    Sierra Pelletier Report

    Mr.Li
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry not sorry to say this, but thats the reason why i dont wanna visit america. Just happen to stay in the wrong place at a wrong time, and some jack@ss decide he/she dont like my face for whatever reason and pull a gun on me

    Nitka Tsar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OR you just happen to be two houses down from someone shooting just for fun in his garden. There was a story a few days ago where a British tourist got shot like that. No thank you

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    Barbara Kelly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadian here, living just north of an "open carry" state, and not planning to visit any time soon.

    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what States allow what. I just assume they're all potentially trigger happy and avoid crossing the border. Not that Winnipeg is safe, either.

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    Marinasongs1432
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, so dangerous here! Essential oil shots, Covid shots, vaccine shots, gunshots, whiskey shots, cannon shots, photo shots, shots…. Shots everywhere 😊

    jon gilbertson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's why i bought class 3 concealable body armor. wear it every time I go shopping.

    Ember Ardoni
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Especially if you go to school

    Shoe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily I live in a small midwest US town that is relatively crime free. Can't remember anyone getting shot, ever.

    ⳜƝⰙⱲꝒ𐤠ⱤƊⱿⱿ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think there's much crime in my community, but the big city we live close to is one of the worst, especially the suburbs. We'll drive through with crime tape blocking off the areas within the range of the shot. It's pretty ugly and depressing.

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    Carla Campbell
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    2 years ago

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    Just another day in the USA.

    Matthew Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In England, replace SHOT with Stabbed.

    Thomas Dickson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least I can go for a walk and not worry about stepping on a land mine.

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    Elizabeth Giles , twitter.com Report

    Clearly sunny
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be a joke? Okay calm down I mean there some dickheads out there who might be seriously suggesting it.

    Full Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 2023, USA rolls back child labour laws. Those children will get the mines they allegedly yearn for.

    Margaret H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be hilarious if there weren't some states wishing to put the kids back in work. Oh well. I suppose it is cheaper than educating them.

    Anxious&Bored Bear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they won't ask for more than minimum wage or benefits, or any kind of workers' rights. They'll destroy their bodies with labor and will won't be able to continue their education, making a whole new generation of angry, uneducation people to vote for the loudest candidate who promises change but really wants to keep the status quo.

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    Ron H.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being miles underground, in a dark mineshaft, is probably safer for kids than going to school nowadays! 😒

    Margaret H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a point there, Ron. A depressing one, but a point nonetheless.

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    blobby_grrl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, similarly, 🎵 Lower the age, lower the wage 🎵

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    OWEN CASH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except with Minecraft, you don't get black lung disease and die at the age of 25.

    Stannous Flouride
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sarah Huckabee Sanders and the Republican state legislature of Arkansas just legalized children working at any hours of the day in jobs that were previously considered to dangerous and the employers will not be held responsible for their injuries.

    Labellesouris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send them to the loving arms of the Guvna of Arkansas...she loves to put them young'uns to work

    Falcon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also build a house in Minecraft, do you want kids to build your house too?

    Skim Beebles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if they look like any of the houses I've built in Minecraft.

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    Anonymous member , twitter.com Report

    shawna sabino
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am gonna say yes, however most states have a victim impact fund that assist. Every hospital in USA is required to give a certain percentage of earnings back in the form of VHARITY. They do not advertise this fact. PEOPLE MUST ASK FOR IT!! 😡😡

    Heather McDonald
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today I learned of the uniquely American "victim impact fund", a clause in privatized Healthcare in which you aren't responsible for a medical bill if you were involved in a crime, but which doesn't apply to auto accidents in which you were injured in a crash that wasn't your fault.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That question is almost as depressing as the actual state of healthcare and gun control in the US.

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    obviously you are, i mean the NRA certainly isn't. /s /s /s

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's a Mass shooting, the Vatican should cover medical bills. No wonder church attendance is declining.

    village idiot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just thought Christianity was going out of style in America.

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    Melissa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NRA should be required to pay for all associated medical costs and funerals for victims of gun violence.

    MontanaMariner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a gun owner and support gun owners being required to carry some sort of liability insurance. Be it for the result of a stolen weapon or what have you. Changes will happen when insurance companies have to pay out.

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    Jaaawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked a similar question on Reddit- did surviving victims of 9/11 have to pay for their healthcare.

    Zoey Rayne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most depressingly American question I have ever heard.

    Valek Fermiga
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the f*** is that even a question that needs asking?? So thankful to live in the UK at times, free healthcare, regardless....

    Arabiata Arabiata
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According the insurance companies you will responsible for the medical bill. Why have you been there and then? They can't be responsible for your decisions only for your money.

    MadOrca99
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im not sure about this one, and im American

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    Another question many have about the United States is why they love pickup trucks so much. Most people are not actually transporting things regularly, but will happily trade half the space in their vehicle for the ability to hypothetically transport an ATV or some firewood. It’s important to understand that Americans don’t just like pickups, they like vehicles in general. The United States is a big, open place, where one really needed a horse and/or carriage to get anywhere. 

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    Phillip W. Rudd Report

    Pyla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We suck as a country

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the govt sucks. They don't represent us, although that's their job. Abolish lobbying and make politicians pay for their own healthcare instead of giving them top shelf insurance for life and watch how fast the system changes.

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    Mint Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from the UK. Having my daughter in the ICU for 28 days would have cost precisely nothing. Having surgery and rehab after breaking my arm would have cost precisely nothing, having major heart surgery would have cost me precisely nothing. Living in the "greatest country in the whole goddam earth", I would have been in debt for the rest of my life...........Wake up America, you're not as great as you think you are!!!!!!!

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of us don’t need to wake up. We know we’re not great. Most of us don’t drink the Kool-Aid.

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    Clearly sunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy is this desperate it's not right that it should get that bad.

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have the same problem here in africa, but the quantity of people in this situation, in my country alone, is in the tens of millions. Thanks, extractive capitalism. Thanks, wallstreet, for devaluing our currency.

    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Universal medical coverage would be un-American... but yeah this, this we're ok with

    Rostit .
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ni we're not. But yesterday when I voted only about 30% of eligible voters showed up .

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    Poppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a UK resident I have access to free healthcare and I'm eternally grateful we don't have the American style insurance system. It is creeping in to the UK health system and people are fighting tooth and nail to prevent this happening. I find the above photo heartbreaking, no one should have to almost kill themselves having to pay for healthcare. I also find it weird how the Republicans will fight tooth and nail to protect the rights of a child in the womb but as soon as it's born, they don't care if it has healthcare, enough food, shelter, warmth, education etc.

    Azolane
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was sent to the ER for renal failure, stayed there two days. When I recieved the bill, the insurance refused to cover the cost because "it was deemed not an emergency" and I could have gone through treatment as an outpatient. It doesn't matter if my doctor sent me there in the first place. Absurd. Also I still can't get over the $1200 for an hour of IV fluids.

    M.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This image makes me sad. Why can't we have free healthcare? This is a common experience with many Americans and it shouldn't be.

    Labellesouris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. So, will you be willing to tell your friends-and yourself- to get out and vote? In every election from local ones to the Presidential?? Voting the old white men in ill-fitting suits and the younger idiots like them out of every office is the only way to change anything....

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    Eric G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For profit health insurance. Think about that. That should be an oxymoron but sadly it is American

    Anne Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You even have to pay for sick children???

    Sara Anne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly we pay for sick children , sick parents , sick pets oh and don't get me started on what we pay for them once they're dead. America is awful I'd gladly leave if I could.

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    Mary Sheridan-Freeman Report

    Marinasongs1432
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, how else am I gonna get more plants in my diet?

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    David Wambold
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You realize someone sued over this. The only reasons for most safety warning is someone sued. Do NOT use lawn mower as hedge clipper. Do NOT make toast in the bathtub.

    Earl Grey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the reason toothpaste has instructions.

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    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never eat wrappers. Their Nikes get stuck in my teeth.

    Stuart Griffiths
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst part of things like this is some potato of a human did some stupid s#@t that promted putting warnings on things!like they actually put on packets of peanuts in the UK 'may contain nuts'

    BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe that's a warning for other nuts? Like if they're produced in the same factory. Most candy bars have warnings on them for wheat and peanuts, because they may have came in contact (this is the US)

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sadly true. (thanks frivolous litigation). I remember the Popular Science mag issues touting flying cars. I also remember when irons did not have stickers on them saying "CAUTION Iron is hot during use". (For real, my iron has that sticker)

    Thomas Dickson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm expected to take the time to unwrap my food now? What are you, my mom?

    Ivy_Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that they had to caution it makes me think someone did it...

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    Wiktor Wiśniewski Report

    Frank
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually more of a regional tho f. Where I'm from it's "Yuengling per weather rodent."

    Nathan Pogorzala
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Associating normal Americans with these inbreds shits is like saying all Europeans are immigrant hating, Burka banning, National Front members.

    village idiot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, but then on the other hand its just fun to make fun of you guys.

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    David H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Budweiser is out for that crowd

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what would other countries look like if they saw their signs in miles?

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bbq deserves better.

    Ivona
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is insulting. Nobody insults British people for eating pizza and fries together or Marmite.

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the look before the meat sweats set in.

    shawna sabino
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂 this is my bf. Refused to even think of using the metric system.

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    It’s no surprise that the first, readily available and mass-produced car, the Ford Model T, was invented precisely in the US, as there was a great deal of demand for something that could get you across great distances pretty quickly. While in this day and age, most people are not doing manual labor and trucks have replaced smaller vehicles as a means of overland transportation of goods, the popularity of the pickup has not diminished. Modern models still have enough space for your family, for example, as the design shifts to meet contemporary needs. 

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    Why is there a gun?

    Kali Marie Report

    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they can't pay the bill? /s

    Clown fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there ducks and bowling pins as well

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    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is an euthanasia apply tool. ☠️

    hungryghost
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case the patient don't have insurance

    Leo Domitrix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BIG FYI: This game is available in Dollar Stores. It is made in China. Nobody in America asked for it. Also, what the f*ck is that thing on the lower right and why does it have two bowling pins and a duck? (I've seen it in our local Dollar Store, so yes, I know it's made in China. I gave the above rant about wtf is this stuff at the store.)

    Potato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you sent that rant to corporate, because the people who work at the stores don't get to decide what's on the shelves.

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    QuirkyKittyGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a Wild West Prairie Doctor set.

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder the little vitals screen line went flat

    birdhouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The all American Mass Shooting Kit?

    Taryn Bailey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To sedate the people that try to run from the doctor, instead of putting on their big kid under-roos and just getting it taken care of.

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not an "America" item. This is a "Asian company doesn't get it" item. Image search says from China - which is quite believable.

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    Dyhllee Seago Report

    Korean Boi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicka Chicka boom boom welcome to the bathroom

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    sylvantic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y’all can make jokes about Taco Bell and Del Taco (Del Taco being superior) but sometimes you just want a mediocre inauthentic taco really fast. There are tons of good Mexican restaurants near me, and all of them are better than Taco Bell, but sometimes you need a Taco Bell.

    Rebekah Krause
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m the same with Pizza Hut. When I want Pizza Hut I want Pizza Hut, I don’t eat it when I want pizza.

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    David Wambold
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you know you'll need it after eating there.

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    joke product / PS obviously.

    Barbara Kelly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honesty in advertising!...although the mental image evoked is gross!!!

    Bent Screw (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what's more concerning. The Fiesta strength or the EXTRA ABSORBENT!

    Ivy_Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a fellow beaner, i approve of this brand ✅

    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a fellow Latina…I approve this message

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    Cowboys_fan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    roblox has had gilette event-kinda weird how industries collide in products

    Mint Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burns you twice!!! Once on the way in and once on the way out!!!!!

    Rebekah Krause
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Taco Bell has enough spice for that. They’re hottest hot sauce isn’t even as hot as Tabasco.

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    Hamzah Mubarak Report

    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mixed kids" is not even a concept in my country.

    Annie Plamondon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marcos Valencia - as in there are very little interracial marriages, or as in mixed-race chidren are not looked upon differently?

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    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they banned abortion so they can get f****d

    Tamra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of these posts are bitter pills that I'll swallow, because I can accept the truth of some of them, but racism is NOT only an American problem.

    Marinasongs1432
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s just racism. God lives every human, and everyone is human, too. That’s not following the Bible, that’s being a piece of s**t.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That SOB is the antichrist.

    DPNY 53
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is racist both ways!! Can't you hear yourself being racist?!!

    day light
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    systematic racism against biracial people and a joke about racist old white people are two very different things... this is a very real thing that happens to real biracial kids on a near daily basis. this is the only time I'll say this, but I'm in an interracial relationship. since we hope to one day have children together, I've read lots of anecdotes from biracial people about their experiences in life and feelings of isolation from either race of their parents. "so what are you?" isn't a question old white people are asked. it's in bad faith to pretend like old racist white people have it just as bad.

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    Fire Singer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work with a woman with "mixed" kids and this is legit a weekend occurrence for her whenever she goes anywhere with them. Pisses me off!

    Jackie Bruce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "America will never beat china! China is full of Chinese. America is full of racists." -Dave Chapelle

    R Dennis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a mixed kid from the 70s and 80s, this was on good days...

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    A more annoying part of living in the United States is the constant reminders of safety, “warning, hot coffee, do not eat this sandwich wrapper” and so on. Many point to this as representing some degree of public stupidity, but this isn’t accurate. Americans simply love to sue companies that have done them harm. Americans spend roughly 310 billion dollars a year suing someone, making it easily the most litigious country in the world. 

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    Pretty much covers all the essential topics!

    Nelson Handcock Report

    Pyla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just one bumper sticker will suffice: I am a bigoted steaming pile

    Jrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm positive he could keep "MENTAL DISORDER" part, too.

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    Red Hair Blue Soul
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I carry Pride rainbow magnets to slap on vehicles like this one

    Clearly sunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue lives matter? So Smurfs?

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My, that man must have an ENORMOUS penis

    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stickers are the only thing holding their fragile ego together.

    Jason Brooks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are the biggest snowflakes of them all.

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    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Step aside girls. The Alpha Males are back" Don't worry honey. Your truck is a giant female repellent.

    DeShotz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accusing others of having a mental disorder is extremely ironic.

    Petra Schaap
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh you dont like librals? You can always leave. I'll help you pack. also i think he meant "scared" instead of "proud"

    Goth Nurse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Take back America" is such an idiotic statement unless he's a Native American

    Ericthedead
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the anarchy symbol @gothnurse That exact one is my avatar pic on another site.

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    Elizabeth Giles , twitter.com Report

    Pyla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank a republican

    OWEN CASH
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has been the standard American school lunch for 60+ years, through BOTH democrat and republican administrations. Blame the corrupt capitalist system for not caring about kids' health, not a political party.

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    Ericthedead
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was almost exactly what they served on Thursdays when I was in school. Plus salad bar. I can taste that picture.

    MichelleDonut
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got this tray of food in the 70s and 80s, along with a handful of napkins to blot the grease off the top of the pizza. But I don't remember getting a fruit AND a vegetable. I suspect it was an "either/or" situation. This was around the time President Reagan first declared that ketchup counted as a vegetable. And I definitely don't remember a salad bar in our school, ever. It was rural Midwest US, not poor but not wealthy area.

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    Hphizzle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pizza was amazing!! Especially if you dipped it in nacho cheese. High school was a wonderful time when metabolisms still worked.

    Ericthedead
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used ranch. But nacho cheese sounds good.

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    Barbara Kelly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answers the question: "Why do many kids have poor nutrition , low energy capacity, and are at risk for obesity?" Food for good health is an investment in the present and the future.

    LK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colour co-ordination is often a good thing. It brings harmony. But in a meal?! Nope. Eat the rainbow, don't just consume yellow things.

    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh jeez that pizza—the flashbacks—on a side note those pizzas are pretty good with ranch

    Birdy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes the beige buffet.

    Skim Beebles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up with school food like this! I think I had to pay extra for the chocolate milk though.

    Ivy_Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YALL GOT CORN?! my school only gave us milk, a pizza slice, and a clementine

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    Connor Byrne Report

    Leo Domitrix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they quickly learned that war is not a spectator sport, and didn't do it again.

    Iblowsheep_V3.2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they did it on Jan 6th, just not in a field.

    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those people on the hill were probably Native Americans wondering "What the f**k?"

    BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no seriously people actually went and watched. It's in all of the history books that go over that I've read. The Battle of Bull Run has been nicknamed the picnic battle, because whole families watched. Even senators watched. They were awaiting the predicted Union victory

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    sara fulmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many of us watched January 6th on the comfort of our couches (or at our desks at work?)

    MontanaMariner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a complete baseball nerd, I'd bring my scorebook and track stats. "Rednecks are collectively batting .376."

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Civil War bystander: "Hey, that slave is running away! Ha! Made you look you Confederate dunce!"

    Karen feeney
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh and Josh Hawley, Roger Stone, and other Republicans (usually) who's life has drained from their face because they are devoid of a heart. "Oh, if only I could have a heart. Oh, if only I had a brain " Who knew the Wizard of Oz was a depiction of the new Republican party?

    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Josh Hawley would instigate the battle and then run away.

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    JM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not showing up. That's too many full autos and revoked human rights in one field. Burn it down and walk away.

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    The result is that most businesses will do their utmost to limit their liability. There is an abundance of lawyers in the US and the nation's common law system and the use of “juries of your peers” give regular people the ability to demand compensation from corporations, if they can prove some form of injury. So when McDonald's tells you that coffee is hot, they don’t think you are dumb, they are just trying to prevent another Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants.

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    Justin Parker Smith Report

    Fred L.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to forget those stories usually have republican politicians sending thoughts and prayers but not changing laws to actually improve things.

    Anton Swanepoel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or whine about the lack of mental health care, like Abbott did, which was especially ironic after he'd personally cut $211 million from the Health and Human Services Committee budget. He did that just one month after the shooting in Uvalde, and Texas already had the lowest rating in the entire country for access to mental health care.

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    PurpleUnicorn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just today, store security guard shot shoplifter in the back after beating him up, will not be charged because DA said it was "reasonable". America is just f****d up, man.

    SoozeeQ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the shoplifter will go bankrupt paying for his medical bills.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These things are not violently American; they're violently Floridian and Texan. Calling most of this stuff 'violently American' is like saying that Boris Johnson's behavior is 'violently European'.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Texas Don’t You Dare Ask Me To Quiet Down Just Because Your Kids Are Sleeping, Neighbor Law.

    M.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet you go to jail for removing a thing that's not alive from your body.

    Athan Steenbock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it is alive. It has separate DNA, it uses the nutrients it acquires to multiply its cells. That is the definition of alive

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    Niall Mac Iomera
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's literally a "gay panic" law in the US.

    Mike Y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO. Costco food court is our only source of inflation proof food.... it is sacred.

    Paul Pienkowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about "Are You Rooting For The Cubs!?' Statute? Lots of legal murder in Missouri.

    Al Padilla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just today, for real, the Governor of Texas just pardoned the guy who shot and killed a Black Lives Matter marcher.

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    Kakaji Report

    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to look this guy up - Indian comedian who also tweeted, "I come from an India where a comedian is held to higher standards of accountability than the elected prime minister of a democracy." Sames in America, sames.

    Ericthedead
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always forget and say large. They don’t ask any questions.

    The Other Other White Meat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always just order a "12 oz. double shot" because otherwise I don't even know what the hell I'm ordering from various places. I'm scared to divert from this 😂

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    MC C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all the Starbucks sizes mean large, except for the large, that means twenty

    R Dennis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ordered a triple espresso once and the kid said "You mean (whatever tf he said)." I responded "No. I meant a triple." 25 years later and I still refuse to go to Starbucks...

    BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it wouldn't have been hard to just to say yes or clarify what he meant? Plus Starbucks is mainly a specialty coffee shop so you were probably overcharged for plain coffee

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    MontanaMariner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rarely go to Starfucks but when I do, I refuse to use their made up language that somehow makes $.12 of coffee beans $7.

    Mario Strada
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to get used to this. I was born in Italy and while we do love our coffees, we try to keep it simple: Espresso (aka Caffe), Cappuccine (as above but with a bit of milk), Caffelatte (aka "Latte" in the USA), same as above but with more milk and less foam. When they started calling the size, it took me a while to grasp the concept. "Venti" makes no sense to me in the context of coffee. In Italy there is one size for each of the coffees. You want more? Buy two. "Grande" means "big". Again, we have one size fits all.

    Heather McDonald
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just get your Starbucks at Barnes & Noble. We literally do not care what you call it. You want to call Grande "the bigger than small one"? I'm not judging.

    BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you just gave me a flashback to when I was little omg. Barnes & Noble did children's book reading like once a month or maybe week or something and it was always a small group of kids, and they would give everyone a Starbucks sugar cookie, even the parents. That's an old flashback lmao

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    Jill Bussey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try to say big, large, huge; anything other than grande. I do not live in Italy.

    bastillee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He won't make that mistake again. I hope we have all learned a lesson here today.

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    This is violently American Report

    funkybluegirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's happy, let her keep him. She obviously loves him.

    Ericthedead
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know if an alligator is happy. Healthy maybe, but happy?

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    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know how he stays on the 4-wheeler? With a Gatoraid.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For every Florida Man, there is an equal and equivalent Florida Woman. Basic Newtonian physics.

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    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone hit the jackpot when they played the "Florida wo/man" + your birthdate googling game

    luckypenny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i got eating pancakes in the middle of an intersection

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    Phobrek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw c'mon, let them be, she's his service animal

    Greta Kolding
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't blame the 'gator if it bit her.

    Dingooo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Florida you can't say gay ter.

    Ivy_Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only in ohio, oh sorry, i meant florida

    Nikki White
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former zookeeper/naturalist that worked with gators, I'm so conflicted. The logical and ethical version of me is disgusted. Not to mention that alligators have a very small and primitive brain. They basically live to survive and procreate. On the other hand, I'm beyond tickled my the gator in jeans, riding a tiny 4 wheeler!!!

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're a redneck without telling me you're a redneck

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    While not unique to the US, Americans do love their highways. As a nation where the car is more accessible and common than in most places worldwide, the US built a massive amount of public infrastructure allowing citizens and visitors alike to go all over the country from the comfort of their motor vehicles. However, this over-dependence on cars has made transportation lopsided, so car-based infrastructure gets the majority of resources which continues the cycle of car dependency. 

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    Hamzah Mubarak Report

    tw 72
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, if he pees on the carpet, he's gonna spend some time in the crate.

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    David Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now hold on, before we jump to any conclusions here...did the man deserve it? House rules are in place for a reason, and disciple must be followed through upon as needed

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And? You gonna try to tell me that's the one thing that's illegal in Florida?

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ma'am, he's supposed to be muzzled."

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if a dog was driving....

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear other countries, Florida is not actually part of America. We tolerate them because they are geographically attached. Most of our mental institutions closed decades ago and we had to send the crazy people somewhere. That last bit is still a WIP though.

    mSpencer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Orlando and I can kinda agree a little bit

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    KDS
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it safe to assume that the dog took the front seat?

    Brainmas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida should be it's own country.

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why a real masculine man does not want a strong woman...........cause she'd whup the c**p outta him!

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    Aj Juarez Report

    Charlie the Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those words are spelled correctly. That's what you call English. Not the bastardised language called American English.

    Phoenix(or nix)they/them
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, different dialects of English. All of them are still English.

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    Aaron W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that they misspelled misspellings in the title then complained about misspellings that aren't misspelled at all.

    Sasy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when autocorrect is constantly trying to tell me to put Z's in words.

    Greta Kolding
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, British English spelling is like soooo inconsiderate.

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, noes!! She seems to have acquired an ENGLISH copy! Please, won’t someone get her the AMERICAN one! SMH

    pico diablo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Eva's defence (sp), 2 people found this helpful.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but, did Eva misspell...misspells?

    Ram Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah she actually did! I realiZed that only when I read the comments.

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    §k¥þåw (§hê/†hê¥)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is english, even if some of us use the traditional spelling and not the Americanified spelling... Not British but I like using the british spellings XD

    BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the way some of the British spelled words look better, but I have to try and remember to spell them like that, because I'm conditioned to spell it the US way. It's easier for me to change the ways letters look in my handwriting than to remember to add or change letters for some reason. (I seriously switched up how I write letters all the time. Recently, uppercase E's became backwards threes, which I really like and so do other people)

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    Bored Koala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my... And I get discouraged when I read reviews like this... massive facepalm! And faZepalm AND faSepalm! (Sorry, I know it hurts to read it with an S and a Z... but she really deserves them all! ;p)

    Ivy_Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't that like the British way? like colour instead of color? please correct me if i'm wrong

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    When we ran out of hotdog buns because Marines can't math so they gave us a hamburger patty instead

    Thomas Arreygue Report

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally a thing military logistics would do. "7000 hot dogs, 38 buns, and some mre heaters. ✔️ They'll figure it out."

    shawna sabino
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carnivore diet is good for you short term.

    Athan Steenbock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've known some people who have thrived on it for a few years.

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    Jay Son
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 dogs and 8 buns don't work.

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood that either. A lot of frozen hamburgers come in packs of 6 or 12. Americans are soooo bad at math.

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    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you'll have more protein.

    Tim Gearing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, that’s exactly what I thought,but I’m unsure exactly what’s in sausage.

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    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you get tired of the crayons? Perfectly good crayons?

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    #22

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    Mobile Fox News enthusiast at the Air Show.

    Scott Kinnaird Report

    funkybluegirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. That is pretty darned American.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you have no idea just how much the vast majority of us Americans wish it wasn’t.

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    QuirkyKittyGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The flag is not a decoration. Kneel or don’t kneel, but for the love of all that is holy, RESPECT THE FLAG! https://www.legion.org/flag/code

    day light
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah I was about to say... these people act like they're patriots all while disrespecting the flag

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    OWEN CASH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Respect the flag." Uses the flag to provide shade for his chair of absurdity.

    tmw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    based on the laws of physics, how far back to you think that chair will blow from the recoil on those guns?

    Viking74
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially loving the propane tank wrapped lovingly in gigantic Crown Royal velvet.

    Wilf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK this would be funny because you know without doubt that his guns are made out of painted cereal packets and broomsticks. In the US though...

    Rachel Ainsworth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the people from the movie WALL-E.

    juni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guys on WALL-E were lazy, this guy thinks murder is funny.

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    Marinasongs1432
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never let the flag touch the ground or you have to burn it. Love merica, keep flag up, can’t use bullets to burn the flag.

    Anthony Jordan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These inbred "patriots" always find a new way to desecrate the flag, don't they?

    Athan Steenbock
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    2 years ago

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    Still better than mocking it by making a pride flag parody

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    Elizabeth Giles , twitter.com Report

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do I tell my wife I' m gay now?

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to say you’re a man-child without saying you’re a man-child.

    BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you mean a strong alpha male (edit y'all that was a joke lol)

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    elmortero
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every insecure-about-his-masulinity-man wants a submissive woman. There, I fixed your slur

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wives are meant to be partners, not indentured servants.

    Dark Pigeon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men like that make my vagina dry out like the sahara in a dry spell.

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fellas, is it gay to want a girlfriend?

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is both too simple and too complicated when you're a childman like OP.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A truly masculine man would feel no threat from a strong woman, would he?

    Garry Cowan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife is as strong if not stronger than me so I think it's time to come out the closet .. apparently

    Apps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most intelligent men I've ever met (Ceos, super lawyers) have kick *ss wives. Strong men want strong partners.

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    #24

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    Simone Secco Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The petunias: "Oh no, not again!"

    pico diablo
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the petunias had thought that, we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.” -- Hitchhikers Guide ... (I didn't see the flowers until you mentioned them. I was looking at the 4 big "city stars")

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    Petra Schaap
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont get it? I see someone enjoying a drink and a smoke somewhere at a stripmall, the small things in life?

    Greta Kolding
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some like the view of a sundown on the beach or over distant mountains. This romantic soul has settled for McDonalds.

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    Jennifer_Crowley_Luci
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the small slices where you can get them...

    bluegal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with the McDonald's sign?

    MadOrca99
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it this is beautiful in America

    BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    absolutely not lol. It's a play on where people post pictures of beautiful skies and vacation photos captioned with "this is the good life" or "isn't this view beautiful?". I wish seeing stars was more normal, I've only seen a few once. I want to see a whole sky

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    Dizz2K7 Gaming
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually does look kinda calming. Nice place for a chat.

    Renay T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. The grease from the pavement bounces off the dimmed street lights beautifully.

    The voice of reason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see it. A warm beautiful evening, drink, smoke and some posies, it could be a perfect moment.

    Lia is a platypus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that this could actually pass for an aesthetic 💀💀

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    #25

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    This is violently American Report

    Unemployed Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s only bold coz he still has all his hair.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is going to go whoosh for many people.

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    David Wambold
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people do not realize the sound used on TV and in movies for a bald eagle is not the eagle itself. It is a red-tailed hawk.

    GV Martinez-Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. There's always a few red-tailed hawks around my neighborhood and they're vociferous for sure.

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    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: Bald eagles are kleptoparasites. They prefer to steal kills from other birds than hunt for themselves.

    Larry XK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So are lions, hyenas, frigate birds, some ducks, ospreys, Eurasian blackbirds, gulls, pelicans, etc.

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    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good gravy this thread is just stupid. It's like a European tried to be American but failed.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you've missed the point of this thread...

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    Tlee Brooks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you’re an American mother and you ask your daughter what comes before 15, and she says AR instead of 14

    Marinasongs1432
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you’re a probanguns person, and you ask your child what comes before 15 and they say AR instead of 14.

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    Speedgoat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bold eagle. Yes. Very sad to be bold.

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bold is good, it means brave. Bald is what they are called though, like I am now, lack of hair!

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    Nicholette Lyman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poster must be American. Cuz they can't spell

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    Lawrence Kwolek Report

    Angela B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some one will locate you aaaaaall over the highway in 3, 2,1....

    Tim Gearing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the TV series Black Adder Goes Forth; George: if we should tread on a mine sir, what should we do? Blackadder: Well the normal procedure is to leap 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a large area.

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    Greta Kolding
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This'll look great in the front yard. It matches the rusted refrigerator and all the empty beer cans, and me and Billy Bob can use it for target practice."

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually an anti-tailgating device.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speed bumps are your friends

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This ball is mine now."

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seagulls warning him: "Mine, mine mine mine.."

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    Jan Eivroc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's not a sea mine, right?

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is exactly what it is, or at least a mockup of one.

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    Robert Davis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that? Guido: " It's a mine". I know it's yours but what is it? Sorry, I don't get out much.

    Ericthedead
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s got to be more of a European thing. You guys over there still have millions of lbs of old bombs and mines laying everywhere. Always finding that s**t. Only real battles fought on American soil during the world wars were in Alaska. Guess you can count Pearl Harbor.

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    Elizabeth Giles Report

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Champion of the month also gets the ball with the chain.

    ADJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    69 hours overtime + 40 normal time = 109 hours. 15 and half hours a day, 7 days a week. I think it is called slavery.

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to be a winner and a loser at the same time.

    shawna sabino
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a terrible fact of the U.S.A. The businesses work people to death and do not care about them at all .

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...because YOU, sucker, are chained to your job!"

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Chain of Shame.

    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't pay you overtime wages, but here, have this nice fake chain to wear for a week.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing for the company OR employee to be proud of.

    Marinasongs1432
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or give us more money? It’s not that damn hard! Edit: I know the thing

    Michał Osiecki
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aka jackass of the month, unless they pay for overtime

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    #28

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    Hamzah Mubarak Report

    Min
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the wheel might get dirty otherwise!

    Carrie B
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they wanted to keep the wheels clean before putting it in their car.

    Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, I learned the hard way on this. Lots of oil and other fluids in a parking lot, and now my trunk smells bad.

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    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's going in the back of my clean car, yeah.

    User# 6
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, a high mileage would affect its resale value, so....

    Toni Ahlgren
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you could, you don't have to. I'd be much comfortable pulling that thing than pushing the wheelbarrow in this kind of situation.

    Toni Ahlgren
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just adding to this, a wheelbarrow is meant for gardening/construction job, not for pushing it around a parking lot while empty.

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    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I'm okay with this, because f**k wheel barrows.

    Marinasongs1432
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I thought they were caring a wheelbarrow holding a light post, Ngl

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did I at first, because I didn't recognise the light posts for a while.

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I saw some stores sell these with their wheels locked with thick zipties to prevent theft.

    NoNamePanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if I'm loading it in my truck, I'd like the wheel to be clean, thank you very much...

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    #29

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    Kristie Brisby Report

    Pyla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *creates a nude jogging club*

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate jogging, but I'd make an exception just to jog nekkid past this place every day.

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    Azolane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do naked men with obscene anatomy never jog past my house ? I'd be delighted.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My anatomy is obscene. Or that's what my doctor says. The diet starts tomorrow.

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    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine having such huge hang-ups about bodies that you'd go to this trouble.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And assuming that the proper solution is to get someone/everyone else to change, instead of simply explaining things to your kid

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    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This people must have a lot of *interesting* opinions.

    Marinasongs1432
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need the full story. Is it just men shirtless, or full blown streaking?

    Josh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing a woman in a sports bra.

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    Shaan Jay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good old Christian folks, that's all !

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do your children sit and look out the window all day?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says the incel inside with binoculars, hoping to use some of that reverse psychology he heard about but can’t pronounce.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *wears full body siut - SHEER/OPAQUE - form fitting. Can't wait for them to try to explain why "the lady only has one Bobby, no butt and weird hair, mommy!" You don't like what people wear when jogging, then don't look! Close the curtains, latch the shutters, or (novel idea!), quit staring at people!

    Josh Gilland
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the kids didn't care but someone (the adult) got caught looking or got insecure.

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    Michael Sutherland Report

    Pyla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What fresh hell?

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah whatever and everything but its touching the table O_O

    Taryn Bailey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tenderloin sandwich, which is an Indiana thing.

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a southern Indiana thing? I lived in Illinois, near the boarder and have never seen/heard of these sandwiches.

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    Angela B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the snack size! I ordered full sized!

    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna need a bigger bun

    R W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet they play both kinds of music there, lol...

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much f*****g waste

    Kobe (she)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if it is going to waste. They may actually eat it. Yet, I would have rather seen more size-appropriate burgers. Nobody needs this much meat - let alone with such a small bun. With all of that meat, they could have made way more burgers, feeding way more people, way more healthy.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like just the type to order it too.

    Brett Layton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a pork tenderloin sandwich, tenderloin is pounded paper thin, breaded, and fried. You break off the pieces and stack them on the bun. And it is delicious.

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    Emily De Meo Report

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It ain’t stupid if it works.

    CV Vir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The heavy metal poisoning won’t be obvious for YEARS!

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    David Wambold
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't rake it over the coals. Sorry couldn't resist.

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use a rake just like that for dried dog poop.

    Nitka Tsar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kebab? How does your Kebab look? Ours is cut up meat in a kinda bun with salat stuff. Look up Döner Kebab if you are interested.

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    Amour Doctrina
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's efficient! Why are STICKS more accessible?

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this with marshmallows as a kid. Mom was not amused! Lol 😆

    F.O.H.P.R.G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No this is genius! Now everyone eats their dinner together and no kids fight over who gets to cook theirs first!

    DamnBecky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to do this with Marshmallows as a kid in TX! My dad was NOT thrilled so we had to be sneaky.

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    Kay Marie Report

    Jrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have too much money, poor style and no common sense.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint it yellow. I am imagining a really funny Mr. Bean episode.

    rumple slunkskin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this could solve my issue of wanting a small gas conserving vehicle that is able to handle rural roads. If only it wasn't hideous.

    Cowboys_fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then again that is in washington state,where there is a decent amount of off road areas.

    LordSiravant
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what they call a Mini-Monster?

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    My favorite part of this post is it was suggested for me.

    Mike Carnell Tahoe Report

    cats_from_the_void
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IS IT WASHED BEFORE IT'S 'RECIRCULATED'?????

    MP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if it was, it’s styrofoam. It can’t be holding up well.

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    Lauri Joy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a satire page. There's also one for a fake police department. They fool people all the time.

    Jrog
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's possibly one of the dumbest marketing ploys I have ever seen.

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, a 15-gallon styrofoam cup that can hold up to 2 gallons...?

    Alexander
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I strongly suggest that everyone look for the Celina truckstop/gas station Facebook page… Well I know this article is not making claims that it’s real but for folks who may not know… This is definitely a fake/satire page… Bonus points to those who scroll way way back so you can watch the “whacking off in the showers" PSA. Or were they “restock the warm bottles of ‘Mountain Dew’ that were left in the parking lot by the truckers” controversy

    Petra Schaap
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) i assume they wash that thing before its passed on. 2) Id fill it with coffee

    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they store it right next to the sanitized bathroom key on a tire rim

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, for Pete's sake! 2 GALLONS? Who can drink that, or even wants to!?!

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 15 gallon cut to be filled with 2 gallons of liquid…… what? And how is he supposed to drink out of that thing? I just can‘t imagine the winners using it! They probably made it that big the actively prevent the winners from using it. Edit: oh I see, it‘s a joke!

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    Dylan Valadez Report

    Phobrek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just lost on why they're noting "all-female." Wtf?

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to virtue signal by representing a minority or underdog group. Bonus points if you can somehow work in how minorities are disproportionally affected by un-taped burritos.

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    ADHORTATOR
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my son is at Johns Hopkins and so I finally know what he is doing all day long :-)

    The Other Guest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tape was created by students as part of their senior product design course. The assignment was to come up with a product that would be "useful to a broader audience" as well as create a prototype. And frankly, yes, this could be helpful to people with grip issues or hand tremors; toddlers/young children; someone who is missing fingers or a hand; or even just someone who doesn't want their lunch exploding on their expensive blazer.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ME - who made burritos at home yesterday and ate them thinking, DANG! I wish I had some edible tape. When a burrito 'fails' it is out of the end. Maybe the people who made this hold their burritos by the ends like corn on the cob.

    pink_panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for that bizarre mental picture! I would def wrap mine at the ends.

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay why is this not everywhere already?

    Pickles, Pennies, & Ponies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, if only some part of our anatomy could hold that together we wouldn't need edible tape.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually a pretty cool idea.

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or... just fold it properly. Glad they have diseases all sorted so they have time to solve nonexistent problems.

    Hamlets twin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 'Merica women can only do kitchen science.

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    John Mitchell Report

    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Patriotic missionary 💕🇺🇲

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately he couldn't get his penis to stand at attention

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he doesn't have insurance to get the pill?

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    Skim Beebles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet he can't get his hand over his heart huh? Some patriot 😁

    Paulsible deniability
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, he was only able to "stand at attention" for 3 minutes.

    Hendo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahah this isn't American....this is The Inbetweeners! It's a british show!

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband's a veteran. I'd slap him stupid.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the naughty parody of Weekend at Bernies? Beer bros trying to outdo each other at planking?

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    La Rusa Ksenia Prokhorova Report

    Pyla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor fragile thing

    Paul Aguilera
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also a linguistically impaired doofus. Shouldn't it say "Strawberries jam but my glock does not"? Or maybe "My masculinity is as fragile as a thin sheet of glass so if I snap I'm taking everyone down with me"?

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    Larry XK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually Glocks jam a lot. They are made in Austria and so overpriced but the idiots think it's the best thing since sliced bread

    ADJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So American, but why Austrian gun?

    MP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glocks are popular here, nobody minds that they are imported.

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    Maikku
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this as "clock" and was a bit confused..

    Skim Beebles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a moment of utter irony, he manages to shoot himself in the leg while trying to clean it

    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for their partner, he must go off half cocked

    RezFidel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting eye-cancer from the font...

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my gun.... don't make me hate my gun.

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    #37

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    Lexi Helderman Report

    Tim Gearing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the devil incarnate. The price should be 6.66.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, meat patty, cheese, bacon and sausages. Reckon it's make a fine burger, as long as you could cook it properly without either burning it or leaving some raw.

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    Clearly sunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hoping that's sausage and not some poor turtle.

    shawna sabino
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing the hot dogs and bacon I am going to guess it is not a turtle

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    David
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Gross. Also me: I bet those are actually pretty tasty. I google image searched and when grilled up they actually look rather tasty. They also look like you did something horrible to a turtle. In Texas apparently.

    Paul Greer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No turtles were harmed in the creation of this

    Ericthedead
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s kind of neat. I don’t really like hotdogs though.

    Kristal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha this is funny though

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Under cook it and soon you'll have a turtle head too

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    Barry Goldrick Report

    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Captain 'Murica

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... F**k Yeah! ... Oh no that's Team America; oh well.

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    Johnnynatfan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What these morons don’t get is they are actually disrespecting the flag by wearing it as clothes but somehow they are patriots

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly what I was thinking. Totally against the flag code.

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    Jennifer Brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    again, all of this is technically illegal. It is illegal to wear the US flag as a piece of clothing...no one ever does anything about it

    Ron H.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not Captain America. That's maga man 🤮

    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, didn't realize Captain America was a lush.

    Dustin Braham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same guy while desecrating the flag with that attire: yOu BeTtEr StAnD fOr ThE aNtHeM

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the bottle of booze was labeled Pendejo at first glance.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice ironwork.

    MED71
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    2 years ago

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    This is violently American Report

    Ericthedead
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like cooking hotdogs or cold wet hotdogs out of the pack? Cause it matters

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm betting it's the smelled of gas station boiled hotdogs.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a reason it’s being sold at Marshalls. (Hint: What kind of store is Marshalls?)

    Eris Kallisti
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marshall's is awesome, it's basically just TJ Maxx/Homegoods. But yes, you can find some interesting things.

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    Deppression
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a American and Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    neverrrrrr!!! I worked as a lunchlady for a while, at an office. Every friday was hotdog day so i would warm up 20 cans of hotdogs in a big pan on the stove. The smell.... horrible. (yes, they wanted me to do it that way and they also wanted to have canned hotdogs)

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave my son a bacon scented candle a few years ago. He loved it!

    Karen feeney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you don't have a rake to cook your own.

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    Odometer Report

    funkybluegirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this really an American thing? I would imagine that there are people all over the world who do stuff like this?

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of these "American" things are just redneck things.

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How romantic...Not

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it's romantic either. But romance means different things to different people. Who are we to judge them?

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    alwaysMispelled
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a car wash, right? Or a garage? What is happening??????

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This couple have brought their jacked up bright cherry red pickup truck to the car wash, where they can make it all shiny, so they can pose in front of it and then send the picture to the paper to let everyone know they’s gonna get hitched.

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    Shaan Jay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy is sitting on the wet ground in JEANS! Without shoes ! This image makes me uncomfortable for many many reasons.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my hopes up for folks like this to continue not getting the vaccine and start to die off but so far no luck.

    Ericthedead
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl taking the picture is so jealous. Her friend Candy always gets the hottest guys with sweet pick up trucks. Poor Jane.

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man, the love of his life, and his wife....

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is NOT an American thing. Good 🙄 grief

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    Jonathan Sokohl Report

    Unemployed Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, it’s the unnecessary apostrophes that brand it American.

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Appear's that U'S girl's have difficultie's with apostrophe's. FF'S

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be the tattoo artist that wrote it that way.

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    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing say's America like letting your cousin do your tattoo's

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing he wasn't burdened by an overabundance of schooling.

    Samantha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

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    Daiji
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they all play with apostrophes, too.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most girls country girls play with play with dolls trucks

    Nilsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An apostrophes, apparently

    Jo Cooper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most American’s think thi’s i’s correct

    sylvantic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most girl is play with doll is. Country girl is play with truck is.

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    Kirsty Ogden Report

    insert name here
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, on 'health' bread. Who needs health care when you have health bread

    Rachel Ainsworth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The health was added to the description because anything in health costs 5x as much.

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    Hphizzle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That better have some healing powers for that price.

    Maiun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all the extra labour to cut the crusts off for you.

    shawna sabino
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The insanity people will pay for.

    William Mclaurin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Egg sammich to the right......$24. Oh, my, damn!!!

    TAMI
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As most have pointed out, Madison Ave is for the rich. I live in NYC and this is "normal" prices anywhere else.. like $8.

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    Kyle Rhett Bailey Report

    David Wambold
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I do that's a lot of meat. I'll take mostly hamburger.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid our family would go in on a cow. We'd each get half a cow butchered and then spend the day packing everything in freezer paper and storing it in our chest freezer.

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    Ericthedead
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell yes. I’d love to win that. Seems like something that would be a prize in a lot of countries. Edit: when I was a kid we slaughtered one on a regular basis. Not a huge ranch but my grandparents raised beef cattle on the side. Whenever the freezer ran low we would slaughter one. I raised a blind calf named hotrod. Bottle feed him he Came to a bell and followed me around. They slaughtered him. That messed with me but my grandpa said that’s farm life. Don’t grow attached.

    Bruce Horton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing more violently American than snobby city folk looking down their noses at people who don't shop at Trader Joe's.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can actually get in touch with local cattle owners and purchase part of a cow. You choose the type of cuts and once the cow is completely sold, they butcher it and you get your meat. It's kind of a newer thing here in New York; or atleast become more popular

    Kioh81
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out here in the "country" states, this is a normal thing. I've split one with a few friends. It's a great way to help farmers and get really nice beef as well.

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    Tim Gearing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The meat tray raffle at the local pub in Oz had better lift it’s game.

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that terrible murican? Getting quarter of a cow is amazing

    PurpleUnicorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black Angus is good beef but grass fed beats grain fed hand over fist (or hoof over tail maybe?!)

    norabest321
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is mostly the opinion but there are complicated bits as to what's only grass/only grain beef. I found this interesting. https://www.verdefarms.com/blog/what-is-the-difference-between-grass-fed-and-grass-finished-beef/#:~:text=Simply%20put%2C%20grass%2Dfinished%20beef,a%20fully%20grain%2Dbased%20diet.

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    pico diablo
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which 1/4 of the "LIVE" steer do I get if I win? -- (Edit: This is a joke ... It's not possible to quarter an animal and have those quarters be "live" as the advert states when it says, "1/4 of live steer + free basic processing".

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just by weight. The steer is slaughtered, butchered, then you get 1/4 of the meat from it. The contestants here probably never even seen the steer. Oh, and the "black angus" part is a little funny -- they're basically saying the winner gets 25% of a relatively small steer. It doesn't taste any different, it just sounds impressive to some people. Now, if it were wagyu beef, THAT would be impressive.

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    Amour Doctrina
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to know his name too before butchering! Harford County Maryland!

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't unusual. 1/4 steer is a LOT of meat!

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    This is violently American Report

    David Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely do not know what he means by "rippin' lips", and I'm also genuinely scared of whatever it does mean

    RiotGirl
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fishing. When the hook is set, it "rips lips"

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    Ann Coffman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought as well. Missing some nice big hanging danglies.

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    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the Michigan Militia is still around.

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an american but i had to google ripping lips - "RIP A LIP is a commonly used phrase that refers to catching a fish. However, it is so much more. It's a lifestyle for all fisherman centered around fishing, family and fun."

    Ericthedead
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong of being proud of yourself. Even if there ain’t much to be proud of. Better than religious or Trump stickers. I like to fish and hunt. Wouldn’t put that s**t on my truck though.

    tw 72
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly - this one is about fishing and hunting. There are wa-a-a-a-a-ay worse things to celebrate, like killing people and wanting submissive women.

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    Lp Johnson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These folks are literally incapable of understanding that they are universally disliked outside of their tiny little circle.

    Kissy Nuggett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really... You have to care about them to feel one or the other... Most people just ignore people not in their circles

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what? stupid? I'd not be grateful for that.

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    #45

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    Edmund Dougherty Report

    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for those children.

    Jcusack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, but you shouldn't? This one doesn't fit. Maybe if it was a beauty pageant, but they're a cheer team. Which is a lot of gymnastics mixed with dance and organized as a team. They chose their uniforms and team name (not the police) to make them feel/look badass and the local police organization came out to send them off, which is good that they're engaging with the community. Probably a really cool day/weekend for them all and your sandbagging everything they worked for because they wear lipstick to a competition... Ya'll sad...

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    Jan Rosier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to America, where your kids will be indoctrinated just like in communist countries, but it's ok cause we are the land of the free...

    Petra Schaap
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the combination of the look on these girls faces and the armed dude behind them gives me the creeps

    Spring Fisk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It creeps me out to see children in outfits like this.

    Rachel Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But drag queens are grooming kids right,? 🙄

    Kissy Nuggett
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    2 years ago

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    These girls picked their theme to feel bad a*s. The sheriff showed up to support them. This is their girl power moment and people like you want to see the worst and are hating on it. .. and . Yes drag queens are an adult themed type of performance not appropriate for kids. Especially when showing their genitals and trying to confuse kids who aren't mature enough to understand what's happening. So anyone who wants that Infront of kids is a pedo. And I love going to dragshows and gay clubs but I have an ID.

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're cheerleaders, sponsored by the sheriff's office. Poor choice of names, tho

    Kissy Nuggett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wanna point out to everyone saying this is abuse... Cheer teams pick everything they do. Songs, routines, themes, so it's incredibly wholesome that the local sheriff came out to support their theme. Those girls picked something to make em feel bad a*s... Y'all are negative Nancy's WANTING to see the worst when it isn't there. Shame on you for s******g on those girls idea.

    della by the sea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they all look so happy with those big smiles on their little faces

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    #46

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    Ivan Ball Report

    Johnnynatfan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no problem with this. They like the band warrant so what?

    Shark Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warrant come back with a. Makes perfect sense!

    小呀小苹果
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to like crappy metal bands too...

    Cowboys_fan
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    come back with a warrant is the meaning-probably a far right dude

    JuniorCJ82
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should be on the top, not the bottom.

    Isa's left eye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes, warrant come back with a.

    Lucius Malfoy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In America you don't have to have numbers on the number plate? Or is this person being illegal?

    Sasy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personalised plates can be all letters, they just pay more for the option.

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    #47

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    Posted by a friend, a veteran w young daughters.

    Barbara Hein Report

    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I'm sure they're totally safe with someone who has guns and undiagnosed PTSD.

    Apps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be kind - im sure that veteran risked their life and saw many friends die, protecting or defending their country.

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    Cara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me way to long to work out that wasn’t an injured octopus!

    Azolane
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a weird pënis at first glance.

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    USMCFelicia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see anything wrong with this one?

    MP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not supposed to just have only posts with something wrong. It’s just American things.

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    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance I thought that was a picture of tampons.

    Nosirrow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every daughter who has a protective father should be thankful. Others are not so lucky.

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    #48

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    All American food products idly threaten you for some reason.

    Ernst Krieger Report

    Johnnynatfan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All American foods? That’s a bit of an exaggeration

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post written being held at gunpoint by some marshmallow fluff.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more worried about the splattering.

    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is Chunky Soup lol

    oktopus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere in the USA there is bound to be a "Tactical Soup" brand on sale.

    Cara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, a lot of American specialties are scary to me as a Brit!