“This Is Violently American”: 45 Posts From A Facebook Group Dedicated To Things That Could Only Come From The States
Giant portions, big trucks, and nigh-on endless refills of soda (poo or cola, depending on your location) might all be part of everyday life or something you look at in wonder on the internet. We are, of course, talking about the parts of life that, to use the parlance of the time, might “send people into a coma.”
This Facebook page is dedicated to content that is perfectly described by its one name, that is, “violently American.” So scroll through, upvote your favorite posts, and comment your own experiences with things that are unmistakably and authentically American.
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Used my $5 off $20 purchase at Safeway. Used it to buy Schar sourdough.
If I could UP vote by a 1000 votes I would...no questions asked?!!!!!!!!!!
It would be better if they put realtime matching donations up at the time they ask you. Giving might be easier if we knew it was doubled by them .
I used to believe that they were able to claim deductions on those donations, but it's not true. That money has to go directly to the charity. The person who donates can write it off, but not the store who collects the donation. Here is an article that you might find interesting: https://www.taxpolicycenter.org/taxvox/who-gets-tax-benefit-those-checkout-donations-0
Load More Replies...Never donate this way. Always do It directly. These multi million dollar stores take all the credit for it.
Recently I was a pet supply store, and the clerk asked if I would make a contribution to local shelters. I politely told her I prefer to give directly.
Load More Replies...I hate POS begging. Even worse when the checker asks you manually as opposed to just an on screen skip. Me: (buying a bunch of food / items to support relatives I am not legally required to support even though I'm poverty level income myself.) Them: "Would you like to donate $$$ to help feed poor people?" Me: "I'm already doing that. Bugger off please". (except I'm not rude to the checker who is obviously asking because management told them to)
I love it when there's a round up option, otherwise a dollar isn't going to break me.
They in turn donate all of these customer-funded donations in the company's name and take a nice tax credit. But not before deducting "administrative fees" in favor of the company. All thanks to rubes at the checkout. Do yourself and charities a favor and donate directly to charities.
I had a guy who wanted me to step on him and rub my feet on him. I have pretty feet. But after I rubbed my feet all over his body and we had fun.. I still do not know what the foot fetish was all about. But it was cool I guess. Some people just want you to step on their faces or bodies. It was cool. But I still don't get it. I am married now and his feet look like he could climb a tree barefoot. To each their own. Be safe and have fun.
I read somewhere on the internet, so take this with a grain of salt, that the reason foot fetishes are so common is that in the brain, data on feet is stored close to the data on genitals, and sometimes a mind-wire can get crossed, leading to a person associating feet instead of genitalia with sex.
Load More Replies...I love the response; I live in the land of half a meter and half a foot. We can't decide which is going to be used. I was a surveyor for 25 years, and it was IU and only IU.
there's scientific reasoning for it actually !! the parts of the brain responsible for genitals and for feet are so close together that sometimes the brain gets a little confused so, when a normal person might be aroused by someone's genitals, another person will have the same reaction to feet
Healthcare is so damn controversial and expensive. I get that post, lol
This is probably the most useful post ever on wikihow, and I live in Europe. I hate that site with a passion.
Would have to dress like a Canadian or European nurse not a “I’m so sick of this sh— American nurse”
It's not limited to America, lol. Nurses almost everywhere are mostly just exhausted. They also tend to sport less sexy but entirely more practical scrubs these days
Load More Replies...One of the more obvious signs of “American excess” is, of course, the massive, breaded pork tenderloin sandwich, a regional specialty of the Midwest. Now, the eagle-eyed among you may notice that it bares a very close resemblance to the classic Wiener Schnitzel (Wien is just the German spelling of Vienna), however, the American variant uses exclusively pork loin, while the traditional Austrian variant uses veal, though these days one can find variants using almost any meat or meat substitute.
After all, deep frying isn’t rocket science, but American cuisine has gotten pretty good at it. One can find nearly everything cooked this way, from pickles to whole sticks of butter. Of course, it must be said that the origin of many of these items comes from European cooking traditions, where settlers took methods from the old world and applied them to the more readily available American food items. For example, Scotland can boast of creating the deep-fried Mars bar, which spiritually seems like an American food item.
Sorry not sorry to say this, but thats the reason why i dont wanna visit america. Just happen to stay in the wrong place at a wrong time, and some jack@ss decide he/she dont like my face for whatever reason and pull a gun on me
OR you just happen to be two houses down from someone shooting just for fun in his garden. There was a story a few days ago where a British tourist got shot like that. No thank you
Load More Replies...Canadian here, living just north of an "open carry" state, and not planning to visit any time soon.
I don't know what States allow what. I just assume they're all potentially trigger happy and avoid crossing the border. Not that Winnipeg is safe, either.
Load More Replies...Yeah, so dangerous here! Essential oil shots, Covid shots, vaccine shots, gunshots, whiskey shots, cannon shots, photo shots, shots…. Shots everywhere 😊
that's why i bought class 3 concealable body armor. wear it every time I go shopping.
Luckily I live in a small midwest US town that is relatively crime free. Can't remember anyone getting shot, ever.
I don't think there's much crime in my community, but the big city we live close to is one of the worst, especially the suburbs. We'll drive through with crime tape blocking off the areas within the range of the shot. It's pretty ugly and depressing.
Load More Replies...At least I can go for a walk and not worry about stepping on a land mine.
This must be a joke? Okay calm down I mean there some dickheads out there who might be seriously suggesting it.
This would be hilarious if there weren't some states wishing to put the kids back in work. Oh well. I suppose it is cheaper than educating them.
And they won't ask for more than minimum wage or benefits, or any kind of workers' rights. They'll destroy their bodies with labor and will won't be able to continue their education, making a whole new generation of angry, uneducation people to vote for the loudest candidate who promises change but really wants to keep the status quo.
Load More Replies...Being miles underground, in a dark mineshaft, is probably safer for kids than going to school nowadays! 😒
You have a point there, Ron. A depressing one, but a point nonetheless.
Load More Replies...Sarah Huckabee Sanders and the Republican state legislature of Arkansas just legalized children working at any hours of the day in jobs that were previously considered to dangerous and the employers will not be held responsible for their injuries.
Send them to the loving arms of the Guvna of Arkansas...she loves to put them young'uns to work
You can also build a house in Minecraft, do you want kids to build your house too?
Not if they look like any of the houses I've built in Minecraft.
Load More Replies...I am gonna say yes, however most states have a victim impact fund that assist. Every hospital in USA is required to give a certain percentage of earnings back in the form of VHARITY. They do not advertise this fact. PEOPLE MUST ASK FOR IT!! 😡😡
Today I learned of the uniquely American "victim impact fund", a clause in privatized Healthcare in which you aren't responsible for a medical bill if you were involved in a crime, but which doesn't apply to auto accidents in which you were injured in a crash that wasn't your fault.
Load More Replies...That question is almost as depressing as the actual state of healthcare and gun control in the US.
obviously you are, i mean the NRA certainly isn't. /s /s /s
If there's a Mass shooting, the Vatican should cover medical bills. No wonder church attendance is declining.
I just thought Christianity was going out of style in America.
Load More Replies...NRA should be required to pay for all associated medical costs and funerals for victims of gun violence.
I'm a gun owner and support gun owners being required to carry some sort of liability insurance. Be it for the result of a stolen weapon or what have you. Changes will happen when insurance companies have to pay out.
Load More Replies...Why the f*** is that even a question that needs asking?? So thankful to live in the UK at times, free healthcare, regardless....
According the insurance companies you will responsible for the medical bill. Why have you been there and then? They can't be responsible for your decisions only for your money.
Another question many have about the United States is why they love pickup trucks so much. Most people are not actually transporting things regularly, but will happily trade half the space in their vehicle for the ability to hypothetically transport an ATV or some firewood. It’s important to understand that Americans don’t just like pickups, they like vehicles in general. The United States is a big, open place, where one really needed a horse and/or carriage to get anywhere.
No, the govt sucks. They don't represent us, although that's their job. Abolish lobbying and make politicians pay for their own healthcare instead of giving them top shelf insurance for life and watch how fast the system changes.
Load More Replies...I'm from the UK. Having my daughter in the ICU for 28 days would have cost precisely nothing. Having surgery and rehab after breaking my arm would have cost precisely nothing, having major heart surgery would have cost me precisely nothing. Living in the "greatest country in the whole goddam earth", I would have been in debt for the rest of my life...........Wake up America, you're not as great as you think you are!!!!!!!
Most of us don’t need to wake up. We know we’re not great. Most of us don’t drink the Kool-Aid.
Load More Replies...Poor guy is this desperate it's not right that it should get that bad.
we have the same problem here in africa, but the quantity of people in this situation, in my country alone, is in the tens of millions. Thanks, extractive capitalism. Thanks, wallstreet, for devaluing our currency.
Universal medical coverage would be un-American... but yeah this, this we're ok with
Ni we're not. But yesterday when I voted only about 30% of eligible voters showed up .
Load More Replies...As a UK resident I have access to free healthcare and I'm eternally grateful we don't have the American style insurance system. It is creeping in to the UK health system and people are fighting tooth and nail to prevent this happening. I find the above photo heartbreaking, no one should have to almost kill themselves having to pay for healthcare. I also find it weird how the Republicans will fight tooth and nail to protect the rights of a child in the womb but as soon as it's born, they don't care if it has healthcare, enough food, shelter, warmth, education etc.
I was sent to the ER for renal failure, stayed there two days. When I recieved the bill, the insurance refused to cover the cost because "it was deemed not an emergency" and I could have gone through treatment as an outpatient. It doesn't matter if my doctor sent me there in the first place. Absurd. Also I still can't get over the $1200 for an hour of IV fluids.
This image makes me sad. Why can't we have free healthcare? This is a common experience with many Americans and it shouldn't be.
Agreed. So, will you be willing to tell your friends-and yourself- to get out and vote? In every election from local ones to the Presidential?? Voting the old white men in ill-fitting suits and the younger idiots like them out of every office is the only way to change anything....
Load More Replies...Sadly we pay for sick children , sick parents , sick pets oh and don't get me started on what we pay for them once they're dead. America is awful I'd gladly leave if I could.
Load More Replies...Yeah, how else am I gonna get more plants in my diet?
Load More Replies...You realize someone sued over this. The only reasons for most safety warning is someone sued. Do NOT use lawn mower as hedge clipper. Do NOT make toast in the bathtub.
The worst part of things like this is some potato of a human did some stupid s#@t that promted putting warnings on things!like they actually put on packets of peanuts in the UK 'may contain nuts'
maybe that's a warning for other nuts? Like if they're produced in the same factory. Most candy bars have warnings on them for wheat and peanuts, because they may have came in contact (this is the US)
Load More Replies...This is sadly true. (thanks frivolous litigation). I remember the Popular Science mag issues touting flying cars. I also remember when irons did not have stickers on them saying "CAUTION Iron is hot during use". (For real, my iron has that sticker)
my iron was on, why was it hot when I touched it??!!??? /s lol
Load More Replies...I'm expected to take the time to unwrap my food now? What are you, my mom?
North Carolinian here, at basically the world bbq capitol, i stan
Load More Replies...This is actually more of a regional tho f. Where I'm from it's "Yuengling per weather rodent."
Associating normal Americans with these inbreds shits is like saying all Europeans are immigrant hating, Burka banning, National Front members.
I agree, but then on the other hand its just fun to make fun of you guys.
Load More Replies...It’s no surprise that the first, readily available and mass-produced car, the Ford Model T, was invented precisely in the US, as there was a great deal of demand for something that could get you across great distances pretty quickly. While in this day and age, most people are not doing manual labor and trucks have replaced smaller vehicles as a means of overland transportation of goods, the popularity of the pickup has not diminished. Modern models still have enough space for your family, for example, as the design shifts to meet contemporary needs.
Why is there a gun?
BIG FYI: This game is available in Dollar Stores. It is made in China. Nobody in America asked for it. Also, what the f*ck is that thing on the lower right and why does it have two bowling pins and a duck? (I've seen it in our local Dollar Store, so yes, I know it's made in China. I gave the above rant about wtf is this stuff at the store.)
Hope you sent that rant to corporate, because the people who work at the stores don't get to decide what's on the shelves.
Load More Replies...To sedate the people that try to run from the doctor, instead of putting on their big kid under-roos and just getting it taken care of.
Y’all can make jokes about Taco Bell and Del Taco (Del Taco being superior) but sometimes you just want a mediocre inauthentic taco really fast. There are tons of good Mexican restaurants near me, and all of them are better than Taco Bell, but sometimes you need a Taco Bell.
I’m the same with Pizza Hut. When I want Pizza Hut I want Pizza Hut, I don’t eat it when I want pizza.
Load More Replies...honesty in advertising!...although the mental image evoked is gross!!!
I don't know what's more concerning. The Fiesta strength or the EXTRA ABSORBENT!
roblox has had gilette event-kinda weird how industries collide in products
No Taco Bell has enough spice for that. They’re hottest hot sauce isn’t even as hot as Tabasco.
Load More Replies...Marcos Valencia - as in there are very little interracial marriages, or as in mixed-race chidren are not looked upon differently?
Load More Replies...A lot of these posts are bitter pills that I'll swallow, because I can accept the truth of some of them, but racism is NOT only an American problem.
That’s just racism. God lives every human, and everyone is human, too. That’s not following the Bible, that’s being a piece of s**t.
systematic racism against biracial people and a joke about racist old white people are two very different things... this is a very real thing that happens to real biracial kids on a near daily basis. this is the only time I'll say this, but I'm in an interracial relationship. since we hope to one day have children together, I've read lots of anecdotes from biracial people about their experiences in life and feelings of isolation from either race of their parents. "so what are you?" isn't a question old white people are asked. it's in bad faith to pretend like old racist white people have it just as bad.
Load More Replies...I work with a woman with "mixed" kids and this is legit a weekend occurrence for her whenever she goes anywhere with them. Pisses me off!
"America will never beat china! China is full of Chinese. America is full of racists." -Dave Chapelle
A more annoying part of living in the United States is the constant reminders of safety, “warning, hot coffee, do not eat this sandwich wrapper” and so on. Many point to this as representing some degree of public stupidity, but this isn’t accurate. Americans simply love to sue companies that have done them harm. Americans spend roughly 310 billion dollars a year suing someone, making it easily the most litigious country in the world.
Pretty much covers all the essential topics!
This is why I carry Pride rainbow magnets to slap on vehicles like this one
"Step aside girls. The Alpha Males are back" Don't worry honey. Your truck is a giant female repellent.
oh you dont like librals? You can always leave. I'll help you pack. also i think he meant "scared" instead of "proud"
"Take back America" is such an idiotic statement unless he's a Native American
Like the anarchy symbol @gothnurse That exact one is my avatar pic on another site.
Load More Replies...This has been the standard American school lunch for 60+ years, through BOTH democrat and republican administrations. Blame the corrupt capitalist system for not caring about kids' health, not a political party.
Load More Replies...That was almost exactly what they served on Thursdays when I was in school. Plus salad bar. I can taste that picture.
We got this tray of food in the 70s and 80s, along with a handful of napkins to blot the grease off the top of the pizza. But I don't remember getting a fruit AND a vegetable. I suspect it was an "either/or" situation. This was around the time President Reagan first declared that ketchup counted as a vegetable. And I definitely don't remember a salad bar in our school, ever. It was rural Midwest US, not poor but not wealthy area.
Load More Replies...That pizza was amazing!! Especially if you dipped it in nacho cheese. High school was a wonderful time when metabolisms still worked.
Answers the question: "Why do many kids have poor nutrition , low energy capacity, and are at risk for obesity?" Food for good health is an investment in the present and the future.
Oh jeez that pizza—the flashbacks—on a side note those pizzas are pretty good with ranch
I grew up with school food like this! I think I had to pay extra for the chocolate milk though.
And they quickly learned that war is not a spectator sport, and didn't do it again.
Those people on the hill were probably Native Americans wondering "What the f**k?"
no seriously people actually went and watched. It's in all of the history books that go over that I've read. The Battle of Bull Run has been nicknamed the picnic battle, because whole families watched. Even senators watched. They were awaiting the predicted Union victory
Load More Replies...How many of us watched January 6th on the comfort of our couches (or at our desks at work?)
I'm a complete baseball nerd, I'd bring my scorebook and track stats. "Rednecks are collectively batting .376."
Civil War bystander: "Hey, that slave is running away! Ha! Made you look you Confederate dunce!"
Oh and Josh Hawley, Roger Stone, and other Republicans (usually) who's life has drained from their face because they are devoid of a heart. "Oh, if only I could have a heart. Oh, if only I had a brain " Who knew the Wizard of Oz was a depiction of the new Republican party?
Josh Hawley would instigate the battle and then run away.
Load More Replies...The result is that most businesses will do their utmost to limit their liability. There is an abundance of lawyers in the US and the nation's common law system and the use of “juries of your peers” give regular people the ability to demand compensation from corporations, if they can prove some form of injury. So when McDonald's tells you that coffee is hot, they don’t think you are dumb, they are just trying to prevent another Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants.
Not to forget those stories usually have republican politicians sending thoughts and prayers but not changing laws to actually improve things.
Or whine about the lack of mental health care, like Abbott did, which was especially ironic after he'd personally cut $211 million from the Health and Human Services Committee budget. He did that just one month after the shooting in Uvalde, and Texas already had the lowest rating in the entire country for access to mental health care.
Load More Replies...And just today, store security guard shot shoplifter in the back after beating him up, will not be charged because DA said it was "reasonable". America is just f****d up, man.
And the shoplifter will go bankrupt paying for his medical bills.
Load More Replies...These things are not violently American; they're violently Floridian and Texan. Calling most of this stuff 'violently American' is like saying that Boris Johnson's behavior is 'violently European'.
The Texas Don’t You Dare Ask Me To Quiet Down Just Because Your Kids Are Sleeping, Neighbor Law.
But it is alive. It has separate DNA, it uses the nutrients it acquires to multiply its cells. That is the definition of alive
Load More Replies...What about "Are You Rooting For The Cubs!?' Statute? Lots of legal murder in Missouri.
And just today, for real, the Governor of Texas just pardoned the guy who shot and killed a Black Lives Matter marcher.
Had to look this guy up - Indian comedian who also tweeted, "I come from an India where a comedian is held to higher standards of accountability than the elected prime minister of a democracy." Sames in America, sames.
I always just order a "12 oz. double shot" because otherwise I don't even know what the hell I'm ordering from various places. I'm scared to divert from this 😂
Load More Replies..."would you like a large, a large, a large, or a twenty? "
Load More Replies...I ordered a triple espresso once and the kid said "You mean (whatever tf he said)." I responded "No. I meant a triple." 25 years later and I still refuse to go to Starbucks...
I mean it wouldn't have been hard to just to say yes or clarify what he meant? Plus Starbucks is mainly a specialty coffee shop so you were probably overcharged for plain coffee
Load More Replies...I rarely go to Starfucks but when I do, I refuse to use their made up language that somehow makes $.12 of coffee beans $7.
I had to get used to this. I was born in Italy and while we do love our coffees, we try to keep it simple: Espresso (aka Caffe), Cappuccine (as above but with a bit of milk), Caffelatte (aka "Latte" in the USA), same as above but with more milk and less foam. When they started calling the size, it took me a while to grasp the concept. "Venti" makes no sense to me in the context of coffee. In Italy there is one size for each of the coffees. You want more? Buy two. "Grande" means "big". Again, we have one size fits all.
Just get your Starbucks at Barnes & Noble. We literally do not care what you call it. You want to call Grande "the bigger than small one"? I'm not judging.
you just gave me a flashback to when I was little omg. Barnes & Noble did children's book reading like once a month or maybe week or something and it was always a small group of kids, and they would give everyone a Starbucks sugar cookie, even the parents. That's an old flashback lmao
Load More Replies...I try to say big, large, huge; anything other than grande. I do not live in Italy.
How do you know if an alligator is happy. Healthy maybe, but happy?
Load More Replies...For every Florida Man, there is an equal and equivalent Florida Woman. Basic Newtonian physics.
Load More Replies...Someone hit the jackpot when they played the "Florida wo/man" + your birthdate googling game
i got eating pancakes in the middle of an intersection
Load More Replies...As a former zookeeper/naturalist that worked with gators, I'm so conflicted. The logical and ethical version of me is disgusted. Not to mention that alligators have a very small and primitive brain. They basically live to survive and procreate. On the other hand, I'm beyond tickled my the gator in jeans, riding a tiny 4 wheeler!!!
While not unique to the US, Americans do love their highways. As a nation where the car is more accessible and common than in most places worldwide, the US built a massive amount of public infrastructure allowing citizens and visitors alike to go all over the country from the comfort of their motor vehicles. However, this over-dependence on cars has made transportation lopsided, so car-based infrastructure gets the majority of resources which continues the cycle of car dependency.
Yeah, if he pees on the carpet, he's gonna spend some time in the crate.
Load More Replies...Now hold on, before we jump to any conclusions here...did the man deserve it? House rules are in place for a reason, and disciple must be followed through upon as needed
And? You gonna try to tell me that's the one thing that's illegal in Florida?
Dear other countries, Florida is not actually part of America. We tolerate them because they are geographically attached. Most of our mental institutions closed decades ago and we had to send the crazy people somewhere. That last bit is still a WIP though.
This is why a real masculine man does not want a strong woman...........cause she'd whup the c**p outta him!
All those words are spelled correctly. That's what you call English. Not the bastardised language called American English.
Meh, different dialects of English. All of them are still English.
Load More Replies...Oh, noes!! She seems to have acquired an ENGLISH copy! Please, won’t someone get her the AMERICAN one! SMH
Yeah she actually did! I realiZed that only when I read the comments.
Load More Replies...English is english, even if some of us use the traditional spelling and not the Americanified spelling... Not British but I like using the british spellings XD
I like the way some of the British spelled words look better, but I have to try and remember to spell them like that, because I'm conditioned to spell it the US way. It's easier for me to change the ways letters look in my handwriting than to remember to add or change letters for some reason. (I seriously switched up how I write letters all the time. Recently, uppercase E's became backwards threes, which I really like and so do other people)
Load More Replies...Oh my... And I get discouraged when I read reviews like this... massive facepalm! And faZepalm AND faSepalm! (Sorry, I know it hurts to read it with an S and a Z... but she really deserves them all! ;p)
When we ran out of hotdog buns because Marines can't math so they gave us a hamburger patty instead
Totally a thing military logistics would do. "7000 hot dogs, 38 buns, and some mre heaters. ✔️ They'll figure it out."
I've known some people who have thrived on it for a few years.
Load More Replies...Never understood that either. A lot of frozen hamburgers come in packs of 6 or 12. Americans are soooo bad at math.
Load More Replies...Ah, that’s exactly what I thought,but I’m unsure exactly what’s in sausage.
Load More Replies...Mobile Fox News enthusiast at the Air Show.
And you have no idea just how much the vast majority of us Americans wish it wasn’t.
Load More Replies...The flag is not a decoration. Kneel or don’t kneel, but for the love of all that is holy, RESPECT THE FLAG! https://www.legion.org/flag/code
yeah I was about to say... these people act like they're patriots all while disrespecting the flag
Load More Replies...based on the laws of physics, how far back to you think that chair will blow from the recoil on those guns?
The guys on WALL-E were lazy, this guy thinks murder is funny.
Load More Replies...Never let the flag touch the ground or you have to burn it. Love merica, keep flag up, can’t use bullets to burn the flag.
These inbred "patriots" always find a new way to desecrate the flag, don't they?
I think you mean a strong alpha male (edit y'all that was a joke lol)
Load More Replies...Life is both too simple and too complicated when you're a childman like OP.
Load More Replies...I don't know what I am even more now
Load More Replies...A truly masculine man would feel no threat from a strong woman, would he?
My wife is as strong if not stronger than me so I think it's time to come out the closet .. apparently
"Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the petunias had thought that, we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.” -- Hitchhikers Guide ... (I didn't see the flowers until you mentioned them. I was looking at the 4 big "city stars")
Load More Replies...i dont get it? I see someone enjoying a drink and a smoke somewhere at a stripmall, the small things in life?
Some like the view of a sundown on the beach or over distant mountains. This romantic soul has settled for McDonalds.
Load More Replies...absolutely not lol. It's a play on where people post pictures of beautiful skies and vacation photos captioned with "this is the good life" or "isn't this view beautiful?". I wish seeing stars was more normal, I've only seen a few once. I want to see a whole sky
Load More Replies...I can see it. A warm beautiful evening, drink, smoke and some posies, it could be a perfect moment.
I think that is going to go whoosh for many people.
Load More Replies...Most people do not realize the sound used on TV and in movies for a bald eagle is not the eagle itself. It is a red-tailed hawk.
Yeah. There's always a few red-tailed hawks around my neighborhood and they're vociferous for sure.
Load More Replies...Fun fact: Bald eagles are kleptoparasites. They prefer to steal kills from other birds than hunt for themselves.
So are lions, hyenas, frigate birds, some ducks, ospreys, Eurasian blackbirds, gulls, pelicans, etc.
Load More Replies...Good gravy this thread is just stupid. It's like a European tried to be American but failed.
When you’re an American mother and you ask your daughter what comes before 15, and she says AR instead of 14
When you’re a probanguns person, and you ask your child what comes before 15 and they say AR instead of 14.
Load More Replies...Bold is good, it means brave. Bald is what they are called though, like I am now, lack of hair!
Load More Replies...From the TV series Black Adder Goes Forth; George: if we should tread on a mine sir, what should we do? Blackadder: Well the normal procedure is to leap 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a large area.
Load More Replies..."This'll look great in the front yard. It matches the rusted refrigerator and all the empty beer cans, and me and Billy Bob can use it for target practice."
That is exactly what it is, or at least a mockup of one.
Load More Replies...What is that? Guido: " It's a mine". I know it's yours but what is it? Sorry, I don't get out much.
That’s got to be more of a European thing. You guys over there still have millions of lbs of old bombs and mines laying everywhere. Always finding that s**t. Only real battles fought on American soil during the world wars were in Alaska. Guess you can count Pearl Harbor.
69 hours overtime + 40 normal time = 109 hours. 15 and half hours a day, 7 days a week. I think it is called slavery.
This is a terrible fact of the U.S.A. The businesses work people to death and do not care about them at all .
Or give us more money? It’s not that damn hard! Edit: I know the thing
Maybe they wanted to keep the wheels clean before putting it in their car.
See, I learned the hard way on this. Lots of oil and other fluids in a parking lot, and now my trunk smells bad.
Load More Replies...Just because you could, you don't have to. I'd be much comfortable pulling that thing than pushing the wheelbarrow in this kind of situation.
Just adding to this, a wheelbarrow is meant for gardening/construction job, not for pushing it around a parking lot while empty.
Load More Replies...Oh I thought they were caring a wheelbarrow holding a light post, Ngl
So did I at first, because I didn't recognise the light posts for a while.
Load More Replies...To be fair, I saw some stores sell these with their wheels locked with thick zipties to prevent theft.
Well, if I'm loading it in my truck, I'd like the wheel to be clean, thank you very much...
I hate jogging, but I'd make an exception just to jog nekkid past this place every day.
Load More Replies...Why do naked men with obscene anatomy never jog past my house ? I'd be delighted.
My anatomy is obscene. Or that's what my doctor says. The diet starts tomorrow.
Load More Replies...Imagine having such huge hang-ups about bodies that you'd go to this trouble.
And assuming that the proper solution is to get someone/everyone else to change, instead of simply explaining things to your kid
Load More Replies...I need the full story. Is it just men shirtless, or full blown streaking?
Says the incel inside with binoculars, hoping to use some of that reverse psychology he heard about but can’t pronounce.
*wears full body siut - SHEER/OPAQUE - form fitting. Can't wait for them to try to explain why "the lady only has one Bobby, no butt and weird hair, mommy!" You don't like what people wear when jogging, then don't look! Close the curtains, latch the shutters, or (novel idea!), quit staring at people!
So the kids didn't care but someone (the adult) got caught looking or got insecure.
Is it a southern Indiana thing? I lived in Illinois, near the boarder and have never seen/heard of these sandwiches.
Load More Replies...I'm not sure if it is going to waste. They may actually eat it. Yet, I would have rather seen more size-appropriate burgers. Nobody needs this much meat - let alone with such a small bun. With all of that meat, they could have made way more burgers, feeding way more people, way more healthy.
Load More Replies...Its a pork tenderloin sandwich, tenderloin is pounded paper thin, breaded, and fried. You break off the pieces and stack them on the bun. And it is delicious.
Kebab? How does your Kebab look? Ours is cut up meat in a kinda bun with salat stuff. Look up Döner Kebab if you are interested.
Load More Replies...No this is genius! Now everyone eats their dinner together and no kids fight over who gets to cook theirs first!
Wow, this could solve my issue of wanting a small gas conserving vehicle that is able to handle rural roads. If only it wasn't hideous.
And then again that is in washington state,where there is a decent amount of off road areas.
My favorite part of this post is it was suggested for me.
Even if it was, it’s styrofoam. It can’t be holding up well.
Load More Replies...Its a satire page. There's also one for a fake police department. They fool people all the time.
That's possibly one of the dumbest marketing ploys I have ever seen.
I strongly suggest that everyone look for the Celina truckstop/gas station Facebook page… Well I know this article is not making claims that it’s real but for folks who may not know… This is definitely a fake/satire page… Bonus points to those who scroll way way back so you can watch the “whacking off in the showers" PSA. Or were they “restock the warm bottles of ‘Mountain Dew’ that were left in the parking lot by the truckers” controversy
1) i assume they wash that thing before its passed on. 2) Id fill it with coffee
And they store it right next to the sanitized bathroom key on a tire rim
Load More Replies...A 15 gallon cut to be filled with 2 gallons of liquid…… what? And how is he supposed to drink out of that thing? I just can‘t imagine the winners using it! They probably made it that big the actively prevent the winners from using it. Edit: oh I see, it‘s a joke!
You have to virtue signal by representing a minority or underdog group. Bonus points if you can somehow work in how minorities are disproportionally affected by un-taped burritos.
Load More Replies...my son is at Johns Hopkins and so I finally know what he is doing all day long :-)
The tape was created by students as part of their senior product design course. The assignment was to come up with a product that would be "useful to a broader audience" as well as create a prototype. And frankly, yes, this could be helpful to people with grip issues or hand tremors; toddlers/young children; someone who is missing fingers or a hand; or even just someone who doesn't want their lunch exploding on their expensive blazer.
ME - who made burritos at home yesterday and ate them thinking, DANG! I wish I had some edible tape. When a burrito 'fails' it is out of the end. Maybe the people who made this hold their burritos by the ends like corn on the cob.
Thank you for that bizarre mental picture! I would def wrap mine at the ends.
Load More Replies...Hmm, if only some part of our anatomy could hold that together we wouldn't need edible tape.
Sadly, he was only able to "stand at attention" for 3 minutes.
And also a linguistically impaired doofus. Shouldn't it say "Strawberries jam but my glock does not"? Or maybe "My masculinity is as fragile as a thin sheet of glass so if I snap I'm taking everyone down with me"?
Load More Replies...Actually Glocks jam a lot. They are made in Austria and so overpriced but the idiots think it's the best thing since sliced bread
Glocks are popular here, nobody minds that they are imported.
Load More Replies...In a moment of utter irony, he manages to shoot himself in the leg while trying to clean it
I dunno, meat patty, cheese, bacon and sausages. Reckon it's make a fine burger, as long as you could cook it properly without either burning it or leaving some raw.
Load More Replies...Seeing the hot dogs and bacon I am going to guess it is not a turtle
Load More Replies...... F**k Yeah! ... Oh no that's Team America; oh well.
Load More Replies...What these morons don’t get is they are actually disrespecting the flag by wearing it as clothes but somehow they are patriots
That's exactly what I was thinking. Totally against the flag code.
Load More Replies...again, all of this is technically illegal. It is illegal to wear the US flag as a piece of clothing...no one ever does anything about it
same guy while desecrating the flag with that attire: yOu BeTtEr StAnD fOr ThE aNtHeM
Like cooking hotdogs or cold wet hotdogs out of the pack? Cause it matters
I'm betting it's the smelled of gas station boiled hotdogs.
Load More Replies...There’s a reason it’s being sold at Marshalls. (Hint: What kind of store is Marshalls?)
Marshall's is awesome, it's basically just TJ Maxx/Homegoods. But yes, you can find some interesting things.
Load More Replies...neverrrrrr!!! I worked as a lunchlady for a while, at an office. Every friday was hotdog day so i would warm up 20 cans of hotdogs in a big pan on the stove. The smell.... horrible. (yes, they wanted me to do it that way and they also wanted to have canned hotdogs)
Is this really an American thing? I would imagine that there are people all over the world who do stuff like this?
A lot of these "American" things are just redneck things.
Load More Replies...I don't think it's romantic either. But romance means different things to different people. Who are we to judge them?
Load More Replies...This couple have brought their jacked up bright cherry red pickup truck to the car wash, where they can make it all shiny, so they can pose in front of it and then send the picture to the paper to let everyone know they’s gonna get hitched.
Load More Replies...Girl taking the picture is so jealous. Her friend Candy always gets the hottest guys with sweet pick up trucks. Poor Jane.
It might be the tattoo artist that wrote it that way.
Load More Replies...Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
Load More Replies...Ah yes, on 'health' bread. Who needs health care when you have health bread
The health was added to the description because anything in health costs 5x as much.
Load More Replies...When I was a kid our family would go in on a cow. We'd each get half a cow butchered and then spend the day packing everything in freezer paper and storing it in our chest freezer.
Load More Replies...Hell yes. I’d love to win that. Seems like something that would be a prize in a lot of countries. Edit: when I was a kid we slaughtered one on a regular basis. Not a huge ranch but my grandparents raised beef cattle on the side. Whenever the freezer ran low we would slaughter one. I raised a blind calf named hotrod. Bottle feed him he Came to a bell and followed me around. They slaughtered him. That messed with me but my grandpa said that’s farm life. Don’t grow attached.
Nothing more violently American than snobby city folk looking down their noses at people who don't shop at Trader Joe's.
You can actually get in touch with local cattle owners and purchase part of a cow. You choose the type of cuts and once the cow is completely sold, they butcher it and you get your meat. It's kind of a newer thing here in New York; or atleast become more popular
Out here in the "country" states, this is a normal thing. I've split one with a few friends. It's a great way to help farmers and get really nice beef as well.
Load More Replies...The meat tray raffle at the local pub in Oz had better lift it’s game.
Black Angus is good beef but grass fed beats grain fed hand over fist (or hoof over tail maybe?!)
That is mostly the opinion but there are complicated bits as to what's only grass/only grain beef. I found this interesting. https://www.verdefarms.com/blog/what-is-the-difference-between-grass-fed-and-grass-finished-beef/#:~:text=Simply%20put%2C%20grass%2Dfinished%20beef,a%20fully%20grain%2Dbased%20diet.
Load More Replies...Which 1/4 of the "LIVE" steer do I get if I win? -- (Edit: This is a joke ... It's not possible to quarter an animal and have those quarters be "live" as the advert states when it says, "1/4 of live steer + free basic processing".
It's just by weight. The steer is slaughtered, butchered, then you get 1/4 of the meat from it. The contestants here probably never even seen the steer. Oh, and the "black angus" part is a little funny -- they're basically saying the winner gets 25% of a relatively small steer. It doesn't taste any different, it just sounds impressive to some people. Now, if it were wagyu beef, THAT would be impressive.
Load More Replies...You have to know his name too before butchering! Harford County Maryland!
I genuinely do not know what he means by "rippin' lips", and I'm also genuinely scared of whatever it does mean
Fishing. When the hook is set, it "rips lips"
Load More Replies...My first thought as well. Missing some nice big hanging danglies.
Load More Replies...I'm an american but i had to google ripping lips - "RIP A LIP is a commonly used phrase that refers to catching a fish. However, it is so much more. It's a lifestyle for all fisherman centered around fishing, family and fun."
Thank you for defining "ripping lips". I was so confused.
Load More Replies...Nothing wrong of being proud of yourself. Even if there ain’t much to be proud of. Better than religious or Trump stickers. I like to fish and hunt. Wouldn’t put that s**t on my truck though.
Exactly - this one is about fishing and hunting. There are wa-a-a-a-a-ay worse things to celebrate, like killing people and wanting submissive women.
Load More Replies...These folks are literally incapable of understanding that they are universally disliked outside of their tiny little circle.
Not really... You have to care about them to feel one or the other... Most people just ignore people not in their circles
Load More Replies...OK, but you shouldn't? This one doesn't fit. Maybe if it was a beauty pageant, but they're a cheer team. Which is a lot of gymnastics mixed with dance and organized as a team. They chose their uniforms and team name (not the police) to make them feel/look badass and the local police organization came out to send them off, which is good that they're engaging with the community. Probably a really cool day/weekend for them all and your sandbagging everything they worked for because they wear lipstick to a competition... Ya'll sad...
Load More Replies...Welcome to America, where your kids will be indoctrinated just like in communist countries, but it's ok cause we are the land of the free...
the combination of the look on these girls faces and the armed dude behind them gives me the creeps
I just wanna point out to everyone saying this is abuse... Cheer teams pick everything they do. Songs, routines, themes, so it's incredibly wholesome that the local sheriff came out to support their theme. Those girls picked something to make em feel bad a*s... Y'all are negative Nancy's WANTING to see the worst when it isn't there. Shame on you for s******g on those girls idea.
And they all look so happy with those big smiles on their little faces
come back with a warrant is the meaning-probably a far right dude
In America you don't have to have numbers on the number plate? Or is this person being illegal?
Personalised plates can be all letters, they just pay more for the option.
Load More Replies...Posted by a friend, a veteran w young daughters.
Yes, I'm sure they're totally safe with someone who has guns and undiagnosed PTSD.
Be kind - im sure that veteran risked their life and saw many friends die, protecting or defending their country.
Load More Replies...It’s not supposed to just have only posts with something wrong. It’s just American things.
Load More Replies...All American food products idly threaten you for some reason.
This post written being held at gunpoint by some marshmallow fluff.
Load More Replies...Let me break it down for yall: first, we will never be European. We're from the states. So, we have a culture unique to the US. We have our own style of humor, we have have distinctly American hobbies. We have our unique cultural idiosyncrasies. We do admit we have room for improvement, and we're working on it. In closing my TED talk, let me remind yall that Europe isn't the bastion of righteous perfection either. Also, I apologize for Trump and Christian nationalism.
We don't have a unified culture in the US any more than the entirety of Europe has one unified culture. I live in New England. I briefly lived in the Southwest and felt like a stranger in a strange land the whole time I was there. Nothing about the Southwest was familiar to me. I've been in the Deep South, and everything there is unfamiliar to me, as if I'm from a different country. And most of the garbage in this article was completely strange to me.
Load More Replies...Do you Americans from the USA get sick of people taking the p**s out of you.
Fück yes, we do, but dare to say anything about it and you get downvoted into oblivion.
Load More Replies...Oh gosh golly gee! Can it be? BoredPanda went almost an entire month without spreading stereotypes about the United States and other countries, but here we are back at it. I honestly would love to know if BoredPanda listicle creators have to meet a monthly quota of United States bashing posts or they risk losing their jobs. I mean, it would explain a hell of a lot about this site.
Come on man... one American to another, it's hardly stereotypes at this point. And poking fun is hardly the worst thing possible, a little grace.
Load More Replies...Photo of the statue of David shown in a school and they must protect the children. Mass shooting in a school and they must protect the guns.
I agree. It's like that elsewhere too. I'll never forget the first time I visited Malaysia. My viewing choices in my hotel room were violence, violence and more gory violence. Not one romantic movie or even something like holding hands or kissing.
Load More Replies...American expat here. Sure the US deserves criticism. But where are the BP posts bashing Russia? China? Iran? North Korea? Maybe there's one of these posts now and then, but the US bashing is a specialty.
Did you know there are more places in America than the deep south Bored Panda,?
Please just downvote it from the main BP page so the entire article gets pushed off the BP home page.
People find this stuff funny ig. Totally agree tho
Load More Replies...Bla bla bla. Same BP s**t, different day. I'd think everyone is bored with it, not just pandas. Nothing to see here folks, move along.
This is bothering me. We don't call soda poo. I think you mean pop?
Let me break it down for yall: first, we will never be European. We're from the states. So, we have a culture unique to the US. We have our own style of humor, we have have distinctly American hobbies. We have our unique cultural idiosyncrasies. We do admit we have room for improvement, and we're working on it. In closing my TED talk, let me remind yall that Europe isn't the bastion of righteous perfection either. Also, I apologize for Trump and Christian nationalism.
We don't have a unified culture in the US any more than the entirety of Europe has one unified culture. I live in New England. I briefly lived in the Southwest and felt like a stranger in a strange land the whole time I was there. Nothing about the Southwest was familiar to me. I've been in the Deep South, and everything there is unfamiliar to me, as if I'm from a different country. And most of the garbage in this article was completely strange to me.
Load More Replies...Do you Americans from the USA get sick of people taking the p**s out of you.
Fück yes, we do, but dare to say anything about it and you get downvoted into oblivion.
Load More Replies...Oh gosh golly gee! Can it be? BoredPanda went almost an entire month without spreading stereotypes about the United States and other countries, but here we are back at it. I honestly would love to know if BoredPanda listicle creators have to meet a monthly quota of United States bashing posts or they risk losing their jobs. I mean, it would explain a hell of a lot about this site.
Come on man... one American to another, it's hardly stereotypes at this point. And poking fun is hardly the worst thing possible, a little grace.
Load More Replies...Photo of the statue of David shown in a school and they must protect the children. Mass shooting in a school and they must protect the guns.
I agree. It's like that elsewhere too. I'll never forget the first time I visited Malaysia. My viewing choices in my hotel room were violence, violence and more gory violence. Not one romantic movie or even something like holding hands or kissing.
Load More Replies...American expat here. Sure the US deserves criticism. But where are the BP posts bashing Russia? China? Iran? North Korea? Maybe there's one of these posts now and then, but the US bashing is a specialty.
Did you know there are more places in America than the deep south Bored Panda,?
Please just downvote it from the main BP page so the entire article gets pushed off the BP home page.
People find this stuff funny ig. Totally agree tho
Load More Replies...Bla bla bla. Same BP s**t, different day. I'd think everyone is bored with it, not just pandas. Nothing to see here folks, move along.
This is bothering me. We don't call soda poo. I think you mean pop?
